BETTER three word story (no flaming!)

[Bottle]

jungle, the mighty

[Dark*Demon]

jungleman ate him

[imagination]

and chanted quietly

[Dark*Demon]

to him self
(hes a jungle man idoit he cant chant but that does make the story more crazy so i will accept it)

[meat.eater]

(himself is one word)

licking his lips

[Bottle]

and picking fleas

[imagination]

from his monkey

[Dark*Demon]

ass so he

[imagination]

yalped in pain

[Dark*Demon]

then joined a

[imagination]

frog in hunting...

[Dark*Demon]

a jungle man

[Omega_Paladin]

DUELING KILLER SEIZURE

[Atomsk]

poor jungle man

[Omega_Paladin]

had a lizard

[Dark*Demon]

that bit his

[Atomsk]

naughty area place

[Omega_Paladin]

REALLY DAMN HARD!

[Atomsk]

poor jungle man...

[Omega_Paladin]

applied for welfare

[imagination]

was denied it

[Atomsk]

because he was

[Dark*Demon]

a newb member

[Omega_Paladin]

of Bushio Gaiden

[ArcPaladinZero]

which sadly is

[Omega_Paladin]

Run by Ach

[ArcPaladinZero]

whom is very

[Omega_Paladin]

very very very

[imagination]

(bad post omega)

[Omega_Paladin]

KILLER SEIZURE ROBOTS

[ArcPaladinZero]

WILL EAT YOU!

[Omega_Paladin]

ANYWAY, jungle man

[Atomsk]

is now starving

[Omega_Paladin]

but found a

[imagination]

awesome dancing bannana!!!!!

[Omega_Paladin]

But he didn't

[Atomsk]

yes he did

[Omega_Paladin]

have the vodka

[Atomsk]

vodka replaces food

[ArcPaladinZero]

just like magic.
:D

[Omega_Paladin]

*blank* replaces liver?

[Atomsk]

if you want

[imagination]

i can bring

[Omega_Paladin]

you can use

[imagination]

(from my post)
the beers, what ...

[ArcPaladinZero]

in the world

[Omega_Paladin]

is APZ doing

[Atomsk]

plotting our demise

[Omega_Paladin]

with his little

[ArcPaladinZero]

'88 burgundy bullet.

[Omega_Paladin]

APZs ride was

[ArcPaladinZero]

so damn nice

[Omega_Paladin]

until APZ got

[ArcPaladinZero]

another rice burner. :D

[Omega_Paladin]

This new microwave

[ArcPaladinZero]

has 900 Watts

[Omega_Paladin]

of marble chucking

[ArcPaladinZero]

power that can

[Jeffery]

cook a dancing

[Omega_Paladin]

BUY IT NOW!

[ArcPaladinZero]

It's only $19.95.

[Omega_Paladin]

Three easy payments?

[truffleshfl]

plus shipping and

[DeadFishGuy]

packaging. Batteries not

[Omega_Paladin]

for a limited

[truffleshfl]

time you can

[Omega_Paladin]

BURN IN HELL!

[ArcPaladinZero]

Or burn in

[Omega_Paladin]

Lovely Upper Vermont.

[DeadFishGuy]

I like pies.

[ArcPaladinZero]

What you need

[Omega_Paladin]

IS WAFFLES! BIG

[ArcPaladinZero]

F****** WAFFLES! This

[Omega_Paladin]

set of brass

[ArcPaladinZero]

located in your

[Omega_Paladin]

marble sack next

[ArcPaladinZero]

to your bed.

(The place I'm headed)

[Omega_Paladin]

APZ smokes mattresses.

[Jeffery]

O_P soaks mattresses.

[Bottle]

Botte eats mattresses.

[Jeffery]

Eats O_P's mattresses???

[Bottle]

Yum. My brother

[Jeffery]

always wondered why

[doubledown]

pigs cant fly

[Jeffery]

Unless they're in

[_B0b_]

tactics arena online

[max2k106]

Where everything's fine

[MANSLAUGHTER1]

were pigs fly

[roamingstorm]

and im cool

[Dark*Demon]

and your mine

[roamingstorm]

, only you think

[Dark*Demon]

that he likes

[roamingstorm]

the dancing banana

[Dark*Demon]

or the others

[MANSLAUGHTER1]

that also stink(personally i like the banana)

[Dark*Demon]

just like you
(still my carrot owns you)

[Omega_Paladin]

. In the end

(Dancing Banana: Nuff said.)

[max2k106]

there was nobody.

[Omega_Paladin]

in the beginning

[DeadFishGuy]

there was pie.

[max2k106]

there was nothing.

[Omega_Paladin]

But behind the

[DeadFishGuy]

kevlar underpants was

[Omega_Paladin]

was the worlds

[DeadFishGuy]

of Dinglebert and

[Omega_Paladin]

and partner, Sacktacular

[Merforga]

both ate big

[Omega_Paladin]

but not too

[Merforga]

small pieces of

[Omega_Paladin]

much larger pieces

[Ali]

of little tiny

[Hugh Junit]

chicken's right thigh

[Ali]

cooked to simmer

[Omega_Paladin]

in the baseball

[p51spittinnails]

Stadium. so, then

[ArcPaladinZero]

this guy was

[MANSLAUGHTER1]

very, very, stupid

[Hugh Junit]

and regretted every

[ArcPaladinZero]

grammatical error he

[MANSLAUGHTER1]

thing i said

was talking about wut hugh said didnt see ur post

[ArcPaladinZero]

(Ignoring confusing stuff...)

made in that

[MANSLAUGHTER1]

thing that he

[Bottle]

called a brain.

[MANSLAUGHTER1]

Who know about

[Bottle]

KILLER SEIZURE KITTENS?

[TiMeStOpPa]

who jack off

[Atomsk]

timestoppa: die politely

[TiMeStOpPa]

u sound excited 2 c me :-D

[Atomsk]

three words idiot

[max2k106]

bla bla, herk

[Omega_Paladin]

KILLER SEIZURE MIDGETS!

[Dark*Demon]

oh my god

[Jeffery]

So anyways, one

[Dark*Demon]

guy named bob

[Omega_Paladin]

KILLED AND SEIZED!

[Dark*Demon]

and mario kicked

[TiMeStOpPa]

large trimmed scrotumz

[Dark*Demon]

and danced while

[Omega_Paladin]

that Timmystroka lacks.

[Dark*Demon]

then went home.

[imagination]

then bob ran

[Atomsk]

into a wall

[Dark*Demon]

and ate pie

[Omega_Paladin]

made from blue

[TiMeStOpPa]

and shat on

[Dark*Demon]

skulls and he

[Omega_Paladin]

broke his toe

[Atomsk]

his pinky toe?

[Omega_Paladin]

no, his sixth

[imagination]

the freaky one

[imagination]

its's named moe

[ArcPaladinZero]

who is ugly.

[Omega_Paladin]

and the seventh

[imagination]

does not exist

[Atomsk]

in another dimension...

[Omega_Paladin]

OF KILLER SEIZURE

[ArcPaladinZero]

JAPANESE ROBOTS OF

[Omega_Paladin]

PUDDING AND PORN!

[Atomsk]

two favorite things

[ArcPaladinZero]

Speaking of pudding,

[Omega_Paladin]

APZ is sitting

[ArcPaladinZero]

in a giant

[max2k106]

pool of crap.:D

[imagination]

tastes like pudding (hmmmmm)

[Merforga]

I am great

[imagination]

no your not

[ArcPaladinZero]

My banner is! :D

[Atomsk]

mine is also. =P

[imagination]

mine doesnt work %(

[Atomsk]

i'm so sorry =(

[imagination]

no your not *sniff sniff

[Atomsk]

yeah, your right =P

[ArcPaladinZero]

So, this guy

[Tama Drummer]

ate a shoe

[Omega_Paladin]

, a brown leather

[_B0b_]

handbag, and an

[Punishment Co.]

intricately carved nose.

[Punishment Co.]

intricately carved nose.

[_B0b_]

which had double

[Omega_Paladin]

KILLER SEIZURE ROBOTS

[_B0b_]

"Oh god no!"

[Dark*Demon]

o well it

[MANSLAUGHTER1]

farted in ur

[Dark*Demon]

nose so i

[_B0b_]

grandmuzzers jenerhal direkshion

[max2k106]

i am dead.

[ArcPaladinZero]

Anyways... everyone should

[MANSLAUGHTER1]

party with the

[Atomsk]

russian grizzlebee's bear

[max2k106]

I am russian.:D

[Atomsk]

for mother russia?

[Omega_Paladin]

ANYWAY, Bob decided

[ArcPaladinZero]

he needed new

[Atomsk]

super fly kicks

[max2k106]

But he died.

[Omega_Paladin]

Then was born

[Atomsk]

with his kicks ^^

[Dark*Demon]

then died again

[Atomsk]

but the kicks

[Bottle]

killed his cleric

[Atomsk]

so he cried

[imagination]

everyone was sad

[Bottle]

and the knights

[Atomsk]

stabbed themselves in

[Bottle]

the left ear

[max2k106]

The ear fell

[Atomsk]

and the furgon

[Bottle]

ate it with

[cs_zero]

some old cheese.

[MANSLAUGHTER1]

with a lot

[imagination]

of rotten milk

[Communist]

...which was bad!!!

[max2k106]

Bla, Herk, DEATH!

[Dark*Demon]

the dog came

[Sub-Zero]

and ate him,

[roamingstorm]

then i killed

[ArcPaladinZero]

THE PASTA DEMON!

[Dark*Demon]

bob came along

[ArcPaladinZero]

and tried to

[Dark*Demon]

walk out but

[ArcPaladinZero]

the demon grabbed

[DeadFishGuy]

some kevlar underpants,

[Dark*Demon]

and he died

[MANSLAUGHTER1]

a slow and

[Dark*Demon]

mile death then

[MANSLAUGHTER1]

he got up

[Dark*Demon]

and cut off his head

[max2k106]

Three words buddy . . .

[Sub-Zero]

LMAO, Good point.

P.S. this isn't part of the story but... ^^^ that's 3 words!...lol

[p51spittinnails]

and put it

[tyu]

in one of

[MANSLAUGHTER1]

the big glace

[Jeffery]

vases with lots


*I am assuming glace is glass*

[meat.eater]

of hanging tree-toads

[DeadFishGuy]

and mismatched socks.

[Dark*Demon]

Super man said

[max2k106]

he wanted to

[roamingstorm]

go to the

[Jeffery]

find out where

[Jonspen]

To be continued

[Dark*Demon]

Continued: last time

[Inuyasha666]

Only to continue

[Jonspen]

Stop copying me!


This time on.......

[max2k106]

somebody died mysteriously.

[Dark*Demon]

and it was

[max2k106]

a lonely hobo.

[DeadFishGuy]

We interrupt this

[Inuyasha666]

message to bring

[DeadFishGuy]

another interruption of

[Doctor Love]

I'm rich bitch