BETTER three word story (no flaming!)

[Jonspen]

The killer was

[Doctor Love]

Jonspen's 22nd Father

[Jonspen]

Haha lol


Your momma's so..........

[Doctor Love]

Jonspen is dumb.

[Jonspen]

Docter love fag.

3 wise words

[Doctor Love]

So what? -er-

[Jonspen]

This is dumb

[Jonspen]

You post whore

[Inuyasha666]

so much hate

[Bottle]

read the (thread's) title.

[Dark*Demon]

So a cat

[ArcPaladinZero]

flew by me

[max2k106]

and landed on

[truffleshfl]

Bottles head causing

[max2k106]

him to fall

[truffleshfl]

on his ass.

[tyu]

So then he

[max2k106]

got back up

[truffleshfl]

and did the

[max2k106]

funky chicken. Then

[Atomsk]

the robot dance

[tyu]

but stopped to

[roamingstorm]

break out the

[ArcPaladinZero]

seizure robot dance.

[Omega_Paladin]

SWEDISH PORN GRENADES

[truffleshfl]

can cause severe

[Omega_Paladin]

chafing of the

[DeadFishGuy]

cranial region. Unfortunately,

[Jeffery]

they also can

[DeadFishGuy]

create portals to

[truffleshfl]

the depths of

[Jonspen]

Tactics arena online

[Thargor]

where bowling balls

[BlackSyphon]

roam the face

[Thargor]

and fall on

[BlackSyphon]

pieces of giant

[Thargor]

lint. So I

[BlackSyphon]

started milking a

[Thargor]

giant bowling ball

[BlackSyphon]

for some quality

[Thargor]

Vodka. I drank

[BlackSyphon]

say, maybe 50

[Thargor]

gallons of bb-vodka

[BlackSyphon]

Suddenly cat fungis

[Thargor]

sprouted from my

[BlackSyphon]

madubla oblengata, it

[Thargor]

smelled like rotten

[Bottle]

cheese! To prevent

[max2k106]

the smell, someone

[Bottle]

ate a cookie

[ArcPaladinZero]

of unlimited doom.

[roamingstorm]

I then continued

[Walrus]

unto a large

[ArcPaladinZero]

flying boat which

[BlackSyphon]

was made of

[Office_Shredder]

toilet paper and

[max2k106]

tooth picks. Then

[***Duo***]

somone used it....

[tyu]

to build a

[ArcPaladinZero]

castle so big

[imagination]

it weighed alot

[Jeffery]

more than any

[meat.eater]

very...heavy...thing....

lol

[Jeffery]

Don't you hate

[Omega_Paladin]

Jeffery, that little

[meat.eater]

anteater with hairy

(keep it clean)

[Omega_Paladin]

marble bags of

[meat.eater]

heat seaking magma

[Omega_Paladin]

liquid refreshment drinks

[Bottle]

on his ears?

[Thargor]

I drank one

[Cephas]

three-headed rhinocerous juice

(its hyphonated, I'm counting it as one word :D)

[Dark*Demon]

and ate a

[Cephas]

three-lip, distantly related

[ArcPaladinZero]

cow. This cow

[Dark*Demon]

is ten times

[Jonspen]

it's behind you

[Dark*Demon]

so i kill

[Bottle]

the dancing carrot

[Dark*Demon]

on a movie

[Bottle]

called "Lord of

[Dark*Demon]

the dumbasses" which

[Walrus]

sold over 5

[meat.eater]

hotdogs to eager

[Walrus]

sausage dog cannibals

[Bottle]

, resulting in the

[Walrus]

sudden appearance of

[Bottle]

40,000 banana peels

[Walrus]

which began to

[Bottle]

chop heads off

[Walrus]

before they realised

[Bottle]

I don't care

[Walrus]

about this. Once



(same.)

[Bottle]

, I edited a

(oh really?)

[Walrus]

post too many



(on currently active users where it says bottle. location : editing post. so yes.)

[Bottle]

and Walrus died.

[Dark*Demon]

Then walrus post-whored

[Walrus]

coz bottle killed

[Bottle]

cheese! Flaming on

[Walrus]

there was once


(im bored of this)

[Shiny Flors]

a apple named

[meat.eater]

walrus. He always

[Walrus]

won arguments, and

[Bottle]

ate apple pie!

[Walrus]

Far, far away

[meat.eater]

Luke Skywalker decended

[tyu]

to a planet

[Inuyasha666]

and said u

[Walrus]

are a douche

[meat.eater]

to yoda when

[Walrus]

out of nowhere

[meat.eater]

a psycho ewok

[ArcPaladinZero]

showed up and

[Kos-Mos]

jumped everyone with

[Foundation]

a blue lightsaber

[Thargor]

which he ate.

[ArcPaladinZero]

It's important to

[Omega_Paladin]

SEIZE AND KILL

[Bottle]

when you are

[Merforga]

eating apple pie

[Bottle]

and throwing custard

[Merforga]

at little puppies

[Bottle]

causing them to

[Punishment Co.]

laugh so hard

[Bottle]

that their ears

[Merforga]

grew so big

[Punishment Co.]

they ate Merforga.

[Bottle]

Unfortunately, Merf had

[Merforga]

transformed into a

[Punishment Co.]

cute little puppy

[Merforga]

which barked at

[Punishment Co.]

her tail. So,

:)

[Merforga]

she bit into

[Punishment Co.]

The Bottle and

[Bottle]

an oversized boiled

[Merforga]

egg dropped from

[Punishment Co.]

The Bottle which

[Merforga]

dropped out of

[Punishment Co.]

The Bottle. So,

[Merforga]

Puni ate it

[ArcPaladinZero]

which cased him

[Dark*Demon]

in a hotdog

[Kos-Mos]

filled with nasty

*wow this thread found the second page*

[max2k106]

pink liquids. A

[Ali]

homeless man said

[imagination]

what are potatoes

[tyu]

so then the

[meat.eater]

rabid dogs ate

[imagination]

the small potatoes

[meat.eater]

straped to his

[truffleshfl]

leather boots because

[imagination]

he was superstitious

[Bottle]

, and didn't eat

[Dark*Demon]

a three headed

[Jonspen]

Originally posted by Dark*Demon
a three headed

ALREADY BEEN DONE N00B!

Who know's who.......

Barny the dinoursaur

Smerfs attacked who?

[roamingstorm]

^ thats too confusing..

[genghiskahn16]

*new sentence*

Then came a

[roamingstorm]

penguin of ddddooooooommmmm

[Dragon Knights]

who likes eating

[actgfin1234]

Little Boys' ears

[roamingstorm]

pigeons of ddddoooom

[Dragon Knights]

WHO KILL ROAMINGSTORM

[roamingstorm]

because i repeatedly

[Dragon Knights]

keep saying: pigeons

[roamingstorm]

and doom also. (emphasis on period)

[Dragon Knights]

Chickens are attacking

[roamingstorm]

trufflshffl, becuase of

[Dragon Knights]

(phsyche) NO THEY'RE NOT.

[Ali]

YES THEY ARE!


(its here)

[Sub-Zero]

no they aren't.

[Ali]

yes they are

[h()()t]

Now i found_the_3_word_story:)

[Ali]

stupid. SO anywayz

[***Duo***]

I saw the...

[Omega_Paladin]

KILLER SEIZURE ROBOTS

[Bottle]

KILLING AND SEIZING

[Omega_Paladin]

AND EATING DONUTS!

[Bottle]

The donuts rebelled

[Sub-Zero]

and ate the,

[Ali]

FIGHTING SEIZURE ROBOTS!

[sharklington]

WHICH WERE PASS THEIR EXPIRY DATE

[Jeffery]

*Shark, THREE word sotry means you add THREE words. If you are unable to count that high just count to one three times.*

But then the

[Office_Shredder]

NYPD arrested the

[Jeffery]

KILLER SEIZURE ROBOTS

[Bottle]

which can't spell

[max2k106]

and put them

[Jeffery]

into school with

[Foundation]

smart ass vulcans

[p51spittinnails]

then they went

[max2k106]

to hell and

[truffleshfl]

and saw ~MJ~

[ArcPaladinZero]

who was sitting

[Bottle]

outside my house

[Jeffery]

so I got

[Bottle]

killed by a

[Jeffery]

flying elephant turd!

[Bottle]

Oh. My. God.

[Thargor]

From dead-guy-turd grew

[_B0b_]

more than three

[Bottle]

words. The lateral

[ArcPaladinZero]

boards fell upon

[Bottle]

ArcPaladinZero, causing a

[Dark*Demon]

elephant to fuse

[_B0b_]

with yet another

[Bottle]

KILLER SEIZURE ROBOT

[Dark*Demon]

with a bomb

[Bottle]

strapped to its

[Dark*Demon]

leg, it had

[Bottle]

three squiggly arms

[_B0b_]

and underneath, a

[Dark*Demon]

foot, so it

[Bottle]

threw Dark*Demon out

[_B0b_]

of its thread

[Bottle]

, causing wild celebrations

[Thargor]

and mass histeria.

[Dark*Demon]

but Dark*Demon came

[Bottle]

back, so we

[_B0b_]

attempted to once

[Bottle]

again destroy some

[Dark*Demon]

of his dignity
(if i have any)

[Bottle]

using KILLER SEIZURE

[Dark*Demon]

ROBOTS!!!! from the

[Bottle]

21st-and-a-halfth century. Unfortunately,

[Thargor]

they could not

[ArcPaladinZero]

give everyone seizures.

[DeadFishGuy]

Instead, they gave

[Excaliber]

yuratart a stiffy



why am i participating in this i ask you why

[ArcPaladinZero]

then a seizure!

[Dark*Demon]

No not a

[Cephas]

three-headed flamingo boat

[Dark*Demon]

about to eat

[Inuyasha666]

so then i.....

[Dark*Demon]

took out a_BFG

[Bottle]

and killed some

[_B0b_]

more of the

[ArcPaladinZero]

dancing doom penguins!

[imagination]

the penguins rampaged

[Ali]

onto the streets

[imagination]

down main avenue

[Ali]

and onto the

[imagination]

in n out

[Bottle]

(and onto the...)

stage, where they

[truffleshfl]

played horrible because

[Bottle]

their grammar was

[_B0b_]

almost as painful

[Bottle]

as being eaten

[truffleshfl]

by a man-eating

[Thargor]

KILLER SEIZURE ROBOT!

[truffleshfl]

Killer seizure robots

[Thargor]

don't usually eat