BETTER three word story (no flaming!)

[_B0b_]

undercooked spaghetti bolognaise

[Bottle]

, because it makes

[_B0b_]

unnecessary pains in

[Jonspen]

i am fat

[Bottle]

, please make sense...

[ArcPaladinZero]

I like cents!

[Bottle]

Lots of them

[ArcPaladinZero]

ran into the

[Bottle]

Middle East and

[Goldberg]

declared war against

[Bottle]

America, because they

[Goldberg]

sing-along Mariah Carey

[max2k106]

What the hell?

[Goldberg]

I know, huh!

[Bottle]

Disregarding grammatical fluctuations,

[genghiskahn16]

Whats that said "

[ArcPaladinZero]

I need a

[Bottle]

large gin and

[Inuyasha666]

a ak47 so.....

[Bottle]

GIVE ME ONE

[Punishment Co.]

NOW! Or else..

[Swartzstrom]

...what was I

[imagination]

talking about again?

[Swartzstrom]

...Oh yeah! I...

[imagination]

was talking about

[ArcPaladinZero]

going far away.

[roamingstorm]

for 12 days

(seriously, going to orlando, then western carribean, on friday)

[tyu]

to see my

[ArcPaladinZero]

dancing cats perform

[Bottle]

the hokey cokey.

[Jeffery]

but Hurricane Ivan

[ArcPaladinZero]

ate my potatos

[T3km4n]

on that saturday

[ArcPaladinZero]

a week before

[Inuyasha666]

i went to

[Cephas]

Seizure Camp! In

[Bottle]

southern England, people

[Office_Shredder]

like talking about

[roamingstorm]

the three hurricanes

[Thargor]

Larry, Curley, & Moe

[Office_Shredder]

They hit each

[Bottle]

other on the

[ArcPaladinZero]

face with a

[Bottle]

pink elephant figurine

[_B0b_]

which shattered into

[Bottle]

a quazillion pieces!

[_B0b_]

Which then dug

[Bottle]

a hole in

[_B0b_]

a short glass

[Bottle]

tube filled with

[ArcPaladinZero]

hair. A giant

[p51spittinnails]

man-eating radioactive monkey

[Jonspen]

i love who

[Jeffery]

doesn't love me.

[ArcPaladinZero]

I love cheese!

[Jeffery]

Cheese love's me!

[Jonspen]

pink fluffy dice

[Jeffery]

^ Makes no sense.

[Jonspen]

lol at jeffery

[imagination]

you're all strange

[ArcPaladinZero]

No I'm not.

[Jeffery]

George was walking

[ArcPaladinZero]

down the street

[Jonspen]

In my house

[truffleshfl]

there is a

[Jonspen]

purple dinoursaur called

[psychofireman]

the perverted one

[Jonspen]

so i kicked

[psychofireman]

the pretty rock

[Jonspen]

and it glowed

[psychofireman]

then it transformed

[Jonspen]

into a mutant

[Jonspen]

ninja hero turtle.

[_B0b_]

who then double

[Jonspen]

up into a

[_B0b_]

-nother evil posting

[Jonspen]

LoL i dunno wtf that is so.....<(~.^)>


It desroyed the

[_B0b_]

strangly construed mindset

[Jonspen]

of the young

[ArcPaladinZero]

penguin that weighed

[_B0b_]

just over 150

[Office_Shredder]

metric tons. These

[imagination]

penguins had many

[Sub-Zero]

flippers on their...

[Dark*Demon]

nose so I

[Jonspen]

pulled one off.

[Sub-Zero]

And then a...

[ArcPaladinZero]

DOOMONKEY fell out

[Bottle]

of my pocket,

[truffleshfl]

and into the

[ArcPaladinZero]

freezing cold water

[truffleshfl]

filled with man

[Bottle]

eating piranhas! These

[Jonspen]

buggars bit my

[Bottle]

middle toe off!

[imagination]

and that hurt

[Jonspen]

as much as

[imagination]

an anvil dropped

[tyu]

on my little

[Bottle]

KILLER SEIZURE ROBOT!!!

[ArcPaladinZero]

Я люблю сыр!

[Jonspen]

That has alot

[ArcPaladinZero]

of cheese in

[Bottle]

(It's incredible, I was going to post: of melted cheese :D)

a melting pot

[Jonspen]

under a large

[Bottle]

vat of custard.

[ArcPaladinZero]

"WATCH OUT!" said

[Jonspen]

the monkey-man who

[Bottle]

celebrated his birthday

[Speed Demon]

and he then...

[Bottle]

stopped using ...

[imagination]

dependz like they...

[ArcPaladinZero]

really don't care.

[_B0b_]

about that large

[Dark*Demon]

fat cats are

[truffleshfl]

Very annoying because

[Dark*Demon]

when they sit

[Ali]

they take up

[imagination]

on their a$$es

[Dark*Demon]

then the dog

[_B0b_]

would try to

[Dark*Demon]

eat the cats

[tyu]

then the dog

[imagination]

KILLER SIEZURE ROBOTS!!!!!!!!

[ArcPaladinZero]

There's nothing like

[_B0b_]

the taste of

[Aro23r]

napalm in the

[max2k106]

back seat of

[_B0b_]

his rusted old

[Jonspen]

aging hatch back

[DeadFishGuy]

. Except, perhaps, buckets

[Jonspen]

of those cute

[_B0b_]

yet utterly putrid

[Jonspen]

stinking little things

[_B0b_]

most commonly reffered

[Foundation]

as pikachus that

[_B0b_]

must inevitably die

[Foundation]

but can not

[DeadFishGuy]

until they activate

[paulk6]

the magical glowing

[Jonspen]

sphere of humanitiy

[DeadFishGuy]

and INFINITE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!

[Jonspen]

So they wandered

[DeadFishGuy]

off a cliff,

[Jonspen]

Into the firey

[Dark*Demon]

Depths of hell

[Jonspen]

undermimed by a

[Bottle]

Dwarven pickaxe-wielding maniac!

[Dark*Demon]

which plays candyland

[tyu]

in the center

[imagination]

of a trash-can (haha gimme i tried)

[Jonspen]

Which has lots

[Bottle]

of punctuation errors.

[imagination]

gimme a break

[Jeffery]

gimme a break

[imagination]

don't copy me

[Bottle]

, or else I'll

[Jonspen]

you right in

[Bottle]

the sense-making. I

[Jonspen]

think i might

(bottle go on rev now i wanna kick your butt! hehe just liek the last time :D)

[Bottle]

not go (to) rev.

[tyu]

because i have

[Jonspen]

*Totally ignores TYU so he can reply to bottle*

Because your scared?

(LoL why not bottle? Alittle fun game between us 2 chums won't hurt now will it?)

[Bottle]

Because it's bedtime.

(Tomorrow, sure.)

[imagination]

it's only 2!!!!

[ArcPaladinZero]

No, it's 12.

[Foundation]

Not it's Pikachu!!!

[_B0b_]

Right-e-o. I will

[Bottle]

be in a

[Bottle]

different time zone.

(sorry about the double post, but it was necessary to explain my reasoning)

[_B0b_]

and then double

[Bottle]

cream was eaten

[_B0b_]

on a glazed

[Bottle]

pancake! With cheese

[Jonspen]

and lotsa mushrooms

[Bottle]

on! It was

[ArcPaladinZero]

very scary for

[Jonspen]

alittle child called

[Jonspen]

*edited out because bottle is insulted :) and someone else posted right after me.....*

[ArcPaladinZero]

Bob. He is

[Jonspen]

a very strange

[Goldberg]

pink hair on

[Jonspen]

a large tea

[max2k106]

leaf, but you

[Jonspen]

think it might

[max2k106]

kill you. Also

[Bottle]

, I like cheese.

[Jonspen]

with cherry toppings

[max2k106]

Swiss cheese rules.

[Jonspen]

Rocks your socks!

[Bottle]

My socks? But

[Jonspen]

They smell like

[Bottle]

Jonspen's pet chihuahua!

[Jonspen]

I called it

[Bottle]

Edward, because it

[Baeoin]

wanted to see

[Foundation]

pikachu eat a

[tyu]

a big fat

[Foundation]

juicy succulent taco

[Baeoin]

with extra cheese.

[Foundation]

and pichu sprinkles

[Baeoin]

. So this taco

[tyu]

had alot of

[Foundation]

evil spirit demons

[tyu]

with hot sauce

[Baeoin]

so he didn't

[tyu]

even touch it

[ArcPaladinZero]

with a spork.

[imagination]

you mean foon

[Jonspen]

NO i don't

[_B0b_]

consider the thought

[Thargor]

of thousands hickupping

[Bottle]

KILLER SEIZURE ROBOTS!!!

[_B0b_]

all constantly causing

[Jonspen]

destruction and pain

[max2k106]

Pain really hurts.

[Jonspen]

So does many

[max2k106]

bullets hitting you.

[Goldberg]

Not really, but

[Thargor]

i like cheese.

[max2k106]

Wow, me too.

[Thargor]

So i kicked

[Jonspen]

you right in

[Thargor]

the nads with

[Baeoin]

steel toed boots.

[Jonspen]

Ouch that hurt!

[Thargor]

But not as

[Bottle]

much as it

[Bottle]

hurt poor nads!

(got to stick up for my fellow SI members)

[Jonspen]

(lol oh yeh, i was referring to down below) He felt quite

[Bottle]

woozy, so he

[imagination]

laid down for

[max2k106]

a minute and

[imagination]

then puked his

[Ali]

head off. People

[tyu]

that have no

[Foundation]

singing pikachu doll

[tyu]

will go away

[ArcPaladinZero]

when you make

[Communist]

its favorite pokemon

[imagination]

do the happy (comeon next has got to be dance)

[ArcPaladinZero]

dance and then

[Baeoin]

do a little

[tyu]

flip through the

[Baeoin]

hoop. This wasn't

[ArcPaladinZero]

deadly enough for

[tyu]

part of the

[imagination]

circus's main event

[ArcPaladinZero]

which is KILLER

[tyu]

to see that