BETTER three word story (no flaming!)

[imagination]

in the circus

[Jonspen]

KILLER SEIZURE ROBOTS!

[_B0b_]

Who dive through

[Bottle]

molten lava for

[_B0b_]

pure enjoiment. They

[Bottle]

can't spell enjoyment,

[Jonspen]

but neither-can i

[ArcPaladinZero]

Anyways, this guy

[Goldberg]

ate a sandal

[max2k106]

and spat it

[Bottle]

over 3000 feet!

[max2k106]

THAT IS AMAZING!!!

[ArcPaladinZero]

Well thank you.

[Bottle]

You're quite welcome!

[Jeffery]

This one time

[zzzaacckk]

he went to

[Bottle]

a fancy dress

[max2k106]

store and bought

[Jonspen]

party like a

[ArcPaladinZero]

a pair of

[max2k106]

little people on

[Bottle]

small pointy sticks.

[ArcPaladinZero]

WATCH OUT FOR

[tyu]

THE BOY THAT

[_B0b_]

ate all my

[Ali]

beef jerkey. Tennis

[imagination]

is good when

[Jonspen]

you win but

[_B0b_]

squash is better

[Bottle]

, unless you lose.

[Ryoma]

There was once

[*The Nothing*]

A big fruit

[Thargor]

that fell on

[Jonspen]

my head it

[ArcPaladinZero]

hurt cause you

[Jeffery]

forgot to cut

[Bottle]

my leg off!

[ArcPaladinZero]

What shall he

[Bottle]

eat for breakfast

[_B0b_]

he questions thoughtlessly

[Bottle]

on page 2?

[Jonspen]

or page 3?

[Bottle]

If people don't

[Jonspen]

think about it

[randomchaos]

they will die.

[Jonspen]

Unless they have

[Bottle]

advanced telekinetic powers

[Walrus]

which lead to

[max2k106]

severe brain damage

[_B0b_]

giving a bottle

[Ali]

, passing it around

[tyu]

to let the

[Sub-Zero]

freezer eat the

[ArcPaladinZero]

giant chocolate covered

[Jonspen]

pancake like a

[DeadFishGuy]

rusty vanilla lightsaber.

[Jonspen]

Unless of course

[Bottle]

, I like cheese...

[Dark*Demon]

and i dont

[Jonspen]

think that's nice

[Leigh]

... But you are

[Bottle]

a KILLER SEIZURE

[DeadFishGuy]

ROBOT of INFINITE

[Bottle]

CHEESEY GOODNESS!!! Meanwhile,

[Walrus]

on different thread,

[Bottle]

4 words were

[ArcPaladinZero]

TOTALLY ILLEGAL! So,

[Walrus]

walrus edited it

[Swartzstrom]

and kicked himself

[ArcPaladinZero]

because he is

[Walrus]

importing illegal legs

[DeadFishGuy]

into Strongbadia. However,

[Bottle]

three blind mice

[Walrus]

had accidentally married

[ArcPaladinZero]

the same duck!

[Swartzstrom]

I still can't

[Bottle]

believe my luck...

[Walrus]

with male rape

[Jonspen]

That-is not nice

[Swartzstrom]

I still won't

Jonspen, I don't believe you can do that. Don't do it again.

[Jonspen]

think of you

Of course i can, if it is hyphonated it is 1 word, you haven't been posting on this thread long have you?

[meat.eater]

as melting goo

[Bottle]

, because you aren't.

[meat.eater]

the best part

[Bottle]

of new sentences

[max2k106]

is that they

[meat.eater]

are like little

[psychofireman]

worthless items like

[meat.eater]

dark samuri! After

[_B0b_]

giving a plausible

[Jonspen]

reason to do

[Bottle]

absolutely nothing, Bludhoundz

[meat.eater]

married bottle, and

[Bottle]

they killed meat.eater

[meat.eater]

after making babies.

[Bottle]

This was difficult

[meat.eater]

because bottle's ovaries

[Bottle]

didn't exist. Meanwhile,

[meat.eater]

back at subway (eat fresh)

(nice save bottle. :D)

[Asmodeus]

Meat.eater ate a

[max2k106]

chicken's head. It

[Asmodeus]

was digested and (it)

[max2k106]

went through his

[Asmodeus]

small intesting and

[meat.eater]

"small intenstine and"

left. In chinatown,

(asmo, you are completely killing the point of "3 word story")

[Asmodeus]

Sorry! i'll stop I just want it to go a certain direction I want you to be eaten by a chiken in your small intestine! :eek:
Chinese people were

[meat.eater]

(lol)

eating chinese food.

(MAN that was a GREAT sencence).

[Bottle]

However, KILLER SEIZURE

[Kalamady]

monkeys roamed the

(Woot!)

[Bottle]

*edited*
Don't push it.
-Snarr

Fine. But as you can imagine, I'm a bit pissed off.

inside of Bottle's

*edit*
Get a punching bag, the title says no flaming.
anywa back to the story, have fun posting.
-Snarr

I am doing. Hey, this is like a mini conversation in one post, isn't it?

[Thargor]

"inside of bottle's"

giant cheese bin.

[Bottle]

My cheese was

[Thargor]

getting ripe due

[Bottle]

to excessive overeating

[Thargor]

By KILLER SEIZURE

[ArcPaladinZero]

ROBOTS OF DOOM!!!!!!!!!!!

[Bottle]

You've gotta love

[Thargor]

chocolate covered ants

[Bottle]

and KILLER SEIZURE

[DeadFishGuy]

Microsoft Word documents.

[max2k106]

Bill Gates shall

[DeadFishGuy]

be burninated by

[Bottle]

Trogbots of Doom.

[Jonspen]

The kicked in

[Dark*Demon]

the goal was

[Jonspen]

(makes no sense lol but anyway....)

empty so they

[Dark*Demon]

threw it at

[Jonspen]

(tottally given upon the orange writing because i cannot be assed to write *[colour=orange]*)

a passing donkey
:eek:

[Dark*Demon]

and killed it

[Bottle]

for no apparent

[Dark*Demon]

reason so police

[Bottle]

ate them with

[Jonspen]

KILLER SEIZURE ROBOTS!

[ArcPaladinZero]

It's important to

[roamingstorm]

temember that ddr

[ArcPaladinZero]

isn't that fun.

[Tama Drummer]

If 5 small

[ArcPaladinZero]

bricks were dropped

[Tama Drummer]

on someone's ugly

[ArcPaladinZero]

backyard it would

[Tama Drummer]

easily crush a


(sheeze apz... I post on here... refresh the main page... and you allready reply! :O)

[ArcPaladinZero]

balloon. Cats are

(Ha, do you think I have this many posts from not posting a lot?) :cool:

[zzzaacckk]

nice and fun

[imagination]

and lazy too

[Ali]

. People dont usually

[ArcPaladinZero]

run amok then

[Jonspen]

to kick someone

[Bottle]

(for) not making sense.

[Jeffery]

Where oh where

[Bottle]

did Jeffery go?

[Jeffery]

and why the

[Bottle]

**** did he

[Jeffery]

go and why

[Bottle]

the **** is

[Jeffery]

he still here???

[Bottle]

Don't ask me.:confused:

[Jeffery]

This one time

[Bottle]

, I ate a

[_B0b_]

creamy coated apple

[Bottle]

with my eyes

[_B0b_]

raised like an

[Thargor]

Archeopterix. My eyes

[*The Nothing*]

are very infected

[ArcPaladinZero]

with orange juice!

[Thargor]

Orange juice burns

[Jonspen]

and a lot

[ArcPaladinZero]

oh cows deserve

[Jonspen]

nice new milking

[DeadFishGuy]

doormats of invertedness.

[Thargor]

Every new sentence

[Goldberg]

starts with a

[cs_zero]

big letter. Cow's

[ArcPaladinZero]

eat grass. It

[max2k106]

is green and

[ArcPaladinZero]

all around us.

[imagination]

KILLER SEIZURE ROBOTS!!!!!!!

[Jonspen]

I got a

[_B0b_]

large gold encrusted

[Bottle]

KILLER SEIZURE ROBOT,

[Thargor]

but it died.

[Twelve]

(to thargor)

CHECK YOUR PM!!!


12

[Bottle]

Or else 12

[Thargor]

will kick my

(yes I checked, thanks Twelve!)

[Twelve]

name off of

[Thargor]

the greatest players

[Twelve]

list that is

[Thargor]

enshrined at www.netjak.com.

[Twelve]

LOL! Thargor you're

[Thargor]

always completely truthful :p

[Bottle]

and a good

[Thargor]

badminton player. So

[Jonspen]

i beat alot

[Bottle]

of 4 words,

[Jonspen]

3 of them

[Bottle]

being quite enough.

[ArcPaladinZero]

So, should we

[Bottle]

celebrate by eating

[Thargor]

lots of cheese?

[cs_zero]

indeed we should.

[Bottle]

After all, cheese

[cs_zero]

is all powerfull,

[Bottle]

with one L.

[_B0b_]

and is what

[Jonspen]

we like to

(the next one has just got to be 'call')

[*The Nothing*]

Call peter cheese

[Bottle]

cake. Tomatoes, however,

[Thargor]

squish rather easily

[Swartzstrom]

even though the

[Jonspen]

people of nottingham

[ArcPaladinZero]

eat yams all

[Jeffery]

fricken day long.

[Thargor]

Anyway, the fish

[max2k106]

ate a dog.

[p51spittinnails]

the radioactive catfish

[Thargor]

glowed brightly and

[Jonspen]

blew up like

[Bottle]

trinitrotoluene. In other

[ArcPaladinZero]

news, a man

[Bottle]

ate a shoe,

[Ali]

swallowed it and

[ArcPaladinZero]

grew wings! Hey,

[BlackSyphon]

you look like

[Sub-Zero]

Your mom and....

[Thargor]

dad mixed together! (fancy that)

[Jeffery]

The TWS is

[Bottle]

the best thread

[max2k106]

in the world.

[Bottle]

By a mile.

[JC86]

i shall triumph

[BlackSyphon]

over a log

[Thargor]

thats rotten anyway.

[Bottle]

Hardly difficult, though,

[ArcPaladinZero]

it can become

[DeadFishGuy]

disturbingly pointy and

[ArcPaladinZero]

used to poke

[Bottle]

me! Fortunately, I

[DeadFishGuy]

excrete imploding doormats.

[Bottle]

This, however, angered

[BlackSyphon]

the god of

[Bottle]

doormats, and I

[BlackSyphon]

wish bottle would

[Bottle]

eat some cheese!

[max2k106]

Damn those holes

[Bottle]

in my head!

[BlackSyphon]

. Ah! the swiss

[*The Nothing*]

is very good

[BlackSyphon]

and so is

[ArcPaladinZero]

handmade bread. Timmy

[Thargor]

the turtle was

[DeadFishGuy]

not existing, until