BETTER three word story (no flaming!)

[Thargor]

Bottle made him

[psychofireman]

and it sucked

[Thargor]

the life out

[ArcPaladinZero]

those pretty balloons!!

[*The Nothing*]

These crazy balloons,

[ArcPaladinZero]

were secretly plotting

[Bottle]

to revolutionize the

[DeadFishGuy]

way we ingest

(This sentence is making me think of the Weebl and Bob episode called "band". Best. Episode. Ever.)

[Bottle]

KILLER SEIZURE ROBOTS

(Still think so, DFG? ;))

[ArcPaladinZero]

to turn ourselves

[Ark Knight]

into KILLER SEIZURE

[ArcPaladinZero]

monkeys of doom.

[Ark Knight]

Then, I saw

[ArcPaladinZero]

this cat flying

[Thargor]

over catmandu, so

[Bottle]

I immediately telephoned

[K~A~M]

(to your) friendly neighboorhood spiderman

[tyu]

and told him

[Bottle]

to eat some

[imagination]

marshmellows and papyas

[Bottle]

, but not at

[imagination]

midnight or one

[tyu]

will come and

[max2k106]

eat you unless

[Ark Knight]

you have bananas.

(Mods, please delete the post up from mine.)

[Bottle]

I don't like

[DeadFishGuy]

overly segmented shoelaces.

[max2k106]

They're just too

[ArcPaladinZero]

stupid to get

[Bottle]

through the holes

[Ice|\/|an]

and to tie

[max2k106]

themselves like that.

[Bottle]

Like what, max?

[Ali]

like that. FIGHTING

[Bottle]

MONKEYS OF UNLIMITED

[DeadFishGuy]

ltd. battled Microsoft's

[Ali]

bill gates in

[DeadFishGuy]

a field of

[Ark Knight]

evil burnt potatoes.

[imagination]

it also had

[K~A~M]

its thumbs broken

[Bottle]

by a new

[imagination]

9 lb. bowling ...

[Bottle]

alley. However, the

[Thargor]

west wind was

(100th post! wooooo)

[Bottle]

(woo.)

wildly whistling within

[Thargor]

Walter's weird well

[Bottle]

while wishing Walrus

[Thargor]

wouldn't whimsically wash

[Bottle]

with wet hands.

(:D)

[sorcererofskul]

WOW! this is one loooong thread!

[Swartzstrom]

(sorcererofskul, Follow the thread rules or don't try posting here.)

However, when he

[Jonspen]

thought he might

[DeadFishGuy]

summon the dreaded

[Jonspen]

KILLER SEIZURE ROBOTS!!!

[ArcPaladinZero]

Meanwhile, back at

[Jonspen]

my house peter

[Bottle]

should use commas,

[Jonspen]

BUT HE DOESN'T!

[max2k106]

Oh well, so

[Bottle]

I want 1337

[sooner4life]

sliced up bannanas

[sooner4life]

sliced up bannanas

(oops sorry bout double post)

[Ali]

. Grass tastes spicy

[KBHoleN1]

because the blades

(sooner4life: you double-posted and still mispelled bananas)

[imagination]

are turning blue

[Bottle]

from the cold

[max2k106]

ice. When they

[Thargor]

explode like pinatas

[Jonspen]

with guts and

[Thargor]

glory for all

[Jonspen]

and all for

[actgfin1234]

Glory. Then, Bottle

[Jonspen]

kicked me right

[KBHoleN1]

in the balls.

[Jonspen]

ouch that hurt!

[ArcPaladinZero]

So this man

[roamingstorm]

grabbed a stick

[imagination]

and swung at

[roamingstorm]

a helpless parapalagec

Incorrect spelling, edit if someone corrects me

someone without the use of thier extremeties

[imagination]

(someone correct him so i can broaden my vocabulary and look that up lol)

and then he

[ArcPaladinZero]

fell down. Dogs

[imagination]

like to bite

[Jonspen]

other people dangly

(You can imagine that how you want to :p I personally am thinking of socks)

[Bottle]

earrings which hang

[ArcPaladinZero]

from their ears!!!

[Jonspen]

Just like christmas

[DeadFishGuy]

tree stands. BURNING!!!!!

[Bottle]

Flaming helpless newbs

[DeadFishGuy]

and BURNING!!!! BURNING!!!!

[sooner4life]

chestnuts on a

[imagination]

stick which is

[sooner4life]

a noobs rating

[imagination]

not as noobish (i need the word as lol)

[max2k106]

That sentence failed. (NOTICE THE PERIOD PEOPLE!!!)

[imagination]

you ruined it!!!!

[sooner4life]

max you are

[ArcPaladinZero]

messing up this

[roamingstorm]

what the he.....ck

[imagination]

make a new

[Bottle]

sentence, ok? Now,

[Jeffery]

no more flaming.

[Thargor]

My computer exploded

[Jeffery]

when I accidentally

[Thargor]

put my foot

[Asmodeus]

down my throat

[Bottle]

for no apparent

[Jonspen]

reason. I like

[Bottle]

cheese, and KILLER

[Thargor]

SPICEY PEPPERS! Chocolate

[Jonspen]

mushrooms and alot

[Bottle]

of 4 words

[max2k106]

Those 4 words

[Bottle]

were illegal on

[DeadFishGuy]

are BURNING!!! BURNING!!!


(Guess what my new favourinte word is! :) )

[Bottle]

Making sense would

[Thargor]

be the sensible

[Bottle]

thing to do.

[Thargor]

My three cents

[imagination]

isn't it 2?

[sooner4life]

would buy me

[ArcPaladinZero]

nothing at all.

[DeadFishGuy]

Please wear safety

[Bottle]

harnesses when jumping

[_B0b_]

out from an

[Bottle]

annoyingly large cheesegrater,

[_B0b_]

which served no

[Bottle]

customers because it

[Jeffery]

was banned from

[Bottle]

the forum, by

[_B0b_]

a small yet

[Bottle]

annoyingly large fork.

[_B0b_]

With its highly

[Thargor]

attuned sense of

[_B0b_]

depth perception and

[Thargor]

dangling participles and

[_B0b_]

death-defying feats of

[Thargor]

malapropism. But it

[_B0b_]

somehow managed to

[Jonspen]

overcome his fear.

[Bottle]

This resulted in

[Jonspen]

KILLER SEIZURE ROBOTS!

[Thargor]

So after dinner,

[Bottle]

we slowly approached

[Speed Demon]

a big, fat

[Thargor]

caterpillar moving rapidly

[Bottle]

through the jungle,

[sooner4life]

eating a yummy

[_B0b_]

swarm of overly

[Ali]

enlarged gummy bears.

[ChingyDTP]

That tasted like

[_B0b_]

a slighty overipe

[imagination]

patch of little

[meat.eater]

nuclear bombs. When

[imagination]

you taste a

[_B0b_]

slight oncoming freight

[Jonspen]

spelt fright. You

[Bottle]

always make incoherent

[Jeffery]

DAMNIT, MAKE SENSE!

[_B0b_]

Cried the rabid

[Jeffery]

very not nice

[Jonspen]

IGNORE THIS POST, supposed to press edit and accidently posted again below.

[Jonspen]

people like jeffery

(quoted from divineright in his sig)

[Bottle]

not making sense.

[Jonspen]

neither do you.

(lol sorry about that i accidently posted instead of edit......)

[Bottle]

Starting afresh, the

[Jeffery]

insane mod Snarr

[emerald slasher]

who kicked ass

[Bottle]

edited my posts

[MANSLAUGHTER1]

which was funny

[Dark*Demon]

so funny that

[Jonspen]

I LAUGHED ALOT!

[Speed Demon]

And Then I

[Dark*Demon]

cried in the

[Speed Demon]

toilet, and started

[Jonspen]

pissing alot. So

[Dark*Demon]

I took my

[Clacker]

pet hamster out

[Bottle]

while gratuitously eating

[Jeffery]

furry peaches and

[Bottle]

roasted doughnuts for

[Jeffery]

lunch, because i

[Excaliber]

had insomniac hunger.

[ck1]

Sure...... right when

[Bottle]

my brain fizzled

[Thargor]

so i bought

[_B0b_]

an africanised swarm

[ChingyDTP]

Of bug ugly

[_B0b_]

mosquitos and large

[ChingyDTP]

Fat hairy wasps

[max2k106]

that bit my

[ArcPaladinZero]

cousin were glowing

[imagination]

bright pink and

[Asmodeus]

TOILET ERUPTION BLEW

[ArcPaladinZero]

up. Alrighty.... someone

[imagination]

say something interesting

[Wurtil]

like
thatthedarklordalwayswasquitesubparatusingjustthre ewordstodescribethefeelingsandemotionsthatwerecont ainedwithinhismalevolentshellandhasanyoneelseevert riedtypingsentencesaftersentenceswithoutaspacebeca useitisquitedifficulttoresisttheurgetopushthespace barbuttoendthisdigressionsoinconclusion
puppies

[imagination]

i hate you

[max2k106]

i agree. Next

[Bottle]

I used theDarkLord'sillegalpostingstyle

[Clacker]

To piss off

[Bottle]

everyone I know.

[max2k106]

Now we all

[Bottle]

will eat cheese!

[Clacker]

but first we

[DeadFishGuy]

.sdrawkcab gniklat detrats

[Ali]

. now forwards agains

[Bottle]

, because backwards is

[theburning]

like leaving Julia

[Bottle]

for no apparent

[theburning]

reason at all. :(

[Bottle]

Is it just

[Clacker]

so hard to

[max2k106]

do that? How

[ArcPaladinZero]

can anyone just

[roamingstorm]

fight world war

[Ali]

1 again? China

[Kos-Mos]

can launch big

[imagination]

, i mean little

[Kos-Mos]

nuclear green tomatoes

[imagination]

, but when they

[ArcPaladinZero]

ran around screaming

[cs_zero]

they hit a

[ArcPaladinZero]

telephone pole. Yay!

(1500 Posts on the three word story :D )

[cs_zero]

that is impressive.

[DeadFishGuy]

I burn leprechauns.

[Bottle]

I'm catching you,

[Thargor]

and there ain't

[Bottle]

nothin' you can

[Thargor]

do about it!

[Bottle]

So there APZ :p.

[Thargor]

(lol)

The fish jumped

[Clacker]

into the boat

[Thargor]

and bit off

[Bottle]

your right earlobe

[Jeffery]

so now you

[Thargor]

use a prosthetic

[Jeffery]

ear to hear

[Thargor]

all about KILLER

[Bottle]

SEIZURE CHICKENS on

[Ali]

SEIZURE ROBOTS! Computers

[Bottle]

are 100% evil,

[Jeffery]

but one day

[Clacker]

said Julia darkly

[Jeffery]

, Clacker made no

[Clacker]

sense at all

[ArcPaladinZero]

just like usual.

[Goldberg]

Which isn't surprising.

(I was hoping the next poster would put "because" at the start of the next post)

--edited to make sense--

[max2k106]

So, whats new?

[Clacker]

she whispered softly