BETTER three word story (no flaming!)

[XXX_KAIN]

has no relevence:D

[Bottle]

. I agree wholeheartedly.:D

[XXX_KAIN]

with gay marriage:D

(this is great fun:) )

[Bottle]

. Leaving that subject,

[ArcPaladinZero]

we must get

(Gotta bring this thread back) ;)

[Bottle]

eaten by a

(I detect a Robot post coming up......)

[ArcPaladinZero]

KILLER SEIZURE ROBOT!!!!!!!!!!!
:D :D :D :D

[Bottle]

How did (I) know.

[ArcPaladinZero]

I am obsessed.

(If anyone hasn't caught on by now, that is)

[Bottle]

with killer robots.

[XXX_KAIN]

but anyhow

[Silverkast113]

The socks were

[ArcPaladinZero]

lit on fire.

[Bottle]

by a rabid

[ArcPaladinZero]

donkey with a

[XXX_KAIN]

massive hemmoroid problem

[ArcPaladinZero]

and only two

[Bottle]

ears. The donkey

[ArcPaladinZero]

drove his car

[Bottle]

into a tree

[ArcPaladinZero]

because he needed

[Bottle]

some smoked salmon.

[XXX_KAIN]

BUT that was

[Bottle]

only due to

[Silverkast113]

his massive constitution (involving)

[XXX_KAIN]

pamela andersons left

[Bottle]

elbow. We all

[XXX_KAIN]

like to lick

[Bottle]

stamps. Let's not

[Bottle]

make this dirty.

(apologies for double post but it was necessary)

[XXX_KAIN]

but when the

[Bottle]

crazy drunk guy

[XXX_KAIN]

pissed in the

[Ali]

coffe mug of

[XXX_KAIN]

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!! As they

[ArcPaladinZero]

talked to satan

[insignifiGant]

I so win.

[Bottle]

But then a

[ArcPaladinZero]

giant seizure robot

[Bottle]

got killed by

[ArcPaladinZero]

transformer with a

[Bottle]

Xanthic Omni-Destructo Zap-ray!

[ArcPaladinZero]

"Holy peanuts!" said

[Bottle]

the Robot before

[ArcPaladinZero]

it pulled out

[insignifiGant]

the contraceptive from

[ArcPaladinZero]

a big huge

[insignifiGant]

planet called Uranus

[Bottle]

which doesn't exist.

(unless you edit the spelling of course)

[insignifiGant]

in bottle's mind.

[ArcPaladinZero]

I like cheese!

[Bottle]

And so do

[ArcPaladinZero]

big hairy transforming

[Bottle]

cheese-eating groups of

[ArcPaladinZero]

elephant-like donkeys that

[Bottle]

post too much:D

[ArcPaladinZero]

As-I pass insignifiGant

(Mwa ha ha ha I win again!)

[Bottle]

(for) no apparent reason.

[ArcPaladinZero]

Some brown cats

[Bottle]

pointed out that

[ArcPaladinZero]

flying cows sometime

[Bottle]

eat too much

[drakonfire]

and thus they

[ArcPaladinZero]

fall down on

[XXX_KAIN]

on humongously big

[Bottle]

-headed people who

[~Dark Angel~]

like to lick

[Bottle]

their lips. Now

[YoungGar]

ITS TIME TO

[Seraph_Knight]

Eat little monkeys

[Bottle]

for my dinner,

[XXX_KAIN]

and to make

[Bottle]

the evil little

[~Dark Angel~]

man eating shoes

[Bottle]

turn into small

[~Dark Angel~]

shoes who eat

[jaydude6]

LITTLE PINK CLOWNS!

[Bottle]

for breakfast. However,

[ArcPaladinZero]

poo flung by

[Bottle]

killer seizure robots

[ArcPaladinZero]

wearing small girl-like

[insignifiGant]

panty hose with


god... drop the damned seisure robots... I started it... so just... just drop it already... ugh!!!

[ArcPaladinZero]

death and destruction.

(I started the robots... don't make me come over there.)

[yapperface]

The robots decided

[ArcPaladinZero]

that the green

[XXX_KAIN]

snot nosed snuffleupacus's

[yapperface]

aliens should be

(last post today)

[XXX_KAIN]

shot and burned

[Rescorlian]

on (a) barbaque then

[Silverkast113]

given a goodnight kiss[COLOR=silver]

[Bottle]

and sent to

[yapperface]

Timbucktu because a

[jaydude6]

Maniac that eats

[paulk6]

McDonald's nasty food

[XXX_KAIN]

has herpes where

[ArcPaladinZero]

the green goats

[Bottle]

like to graze.

(yuck)

[XXX_KAIN]

Suddenly just as

(lol bottle)

[ArcPaladinZero]

flamming ducks with

[XXX_KAIN]

black feet ran

[jaydude6]

with pointy scissors

[Bottle]

aimed at their

[XXX_KAIN]

ginormously large inverted

[ArcPaladinZero]

flying stuffed brown

[XXX_KAIN]

fur filled beaked

[ArcPaladinZero]

goat heads. These

[Bottle]

then got shot

[ArcPaladinZero]

with rope guns.

(New avatar!! I win again!)

[XXX_KAIN]

by spud guns

[Ali]

. i havent been

(i like ur old one)

[ArcPaladinZero]

eaten by some

[Bottle]

KILLER SEIZURE ROBOTS!!!!!

[yapperface]

that were wearing

[ArcPaladinZero]

skirts made of

[Bottle]

leather and grass.

[ArcPaladinZero]

Monkey lovin' televisions

[Bottle]

are worryingly common

[yapperface]

due to the

[ArcPaladinZero]

killer seizure goats!

[Bottle]

which eat hay.

[XXX_KAIN]

by the bay

[Bottle]

every day. Meanwhile,

[yapperface]

while rabbits ate

[Bottle]

some raw flesh,

[ArcPaladinZero]

while wearing boots.

[jaydude6]

rabbit- eating monkeys

[ArcPaladinZero]

like to run

[Bottle]

inbetween purple elephants

(paladin, no offense, but your posts don't quite run on in an understandable storyline.... use the topic review to ensure you are making sense please)

(not that this story makes much sense anyway......:D )

[ArcPaladinZero]

cheese are green?

(I was wondering if anyone would really notice there Mr. Bottle) :)

[Bottle]

Cheese is yellow

[XXX_KAIN]

when you spray

[jaydude6]

hairy hamsters on

[XXX_KAIN]

a plateful of

[Rescorlian]

cottage cheese and

[BoBo The Fool]

ham. So anway,

[ArcPaladinZero]

people that like

[Rescorlian]

apples and blood

[ArcPaladinZero]

are obviously in

[jaydude6]

Charter's extra treatment

[ArcPaladinZero]

spin cycle. This

[Rescorlian]

makes me want

[ArcPaladinZero]

to spin around

[Rescorlian]

and do the

[ArcPaladinZero]

seizure robot dance.

[rtkwe]

So now we

[ArcPaladinZero]

will post more

[yapperface]

often because of

[Aro23r]

lack of self-esteem

(Everyone else, not me) :)

[Ali]

. Im back but

[XXX_KAIN]

my hamster went

[QuicksandSlowly]

bald and died

[XXX_KAIN]

of chronic drug

[QuicksandSlowly]

abuse he then

[Aro23r]

was burned. However,

[ArcPaladinZero]

pink pineapples put

[Bottle]

the hamster's body

[yapperface]

into a state

[Bottle]

of thermodynamic equilibrium

[Ali]

. but those crazy

[Bottle]

KILLER SEIZURE ROBOTS

[ArcPaladinZero]

with their green

[Bottle]

and purple heads

[BoBo The Fool]

took the hamster

[ArcPaladinZero]

and put it

[Bottle]

into a grave

[XXX_KAIN]

then burned the

[~Dark Angel~]

smelly hamster shoe

[XXX_KAIN]

with diluted fart.

[Bottle]

Meanwhile, when Wurtil

[XXX_KAIN]

pooped out a

[Bottle]

toilet roll holder,

[XXX_KAIN]

and a humongous

[Bottle]

rhinoceros ate a

[XXX_KAIN]

halfa condom factory

[insignifiGant]

. This thread sucks.

[XXX_KAIN]

because insignificant likes

[XXX_KAIN]

to be stupid

(i know its a double posting but hey)

[insignifiGant]

honestly... this thread needs to be taken out back with the shotgun.

[XXX_KAIN]

shut up gay

[insignifiGant]

really mature...

[Bottle]

three words please:D

[insignifiGant]

I don't care



about the rules


so sue me.

[Bottle]

I'm not American.:D

[drakonfire]

I am (whisper: thats 2 words!) DRAT! (w: oaky thats 3) :confused:

[ArcPaladinZero]

I like cheese.

[Bottle]

So do I.

[ArcPaladinZero]

Someone needs to

[XXX_KAIN]

beat up insignificant:D

[Bottle]

with a wooden

[insignifiGant]

pole and then

seriously though, where's the love?

[Bottle]

make him eat (it).

_edit_ come on insig, we can get this up to 1000 before too long

[yapperface]

while it's been

[Bottle]

toasted with some

[black~dragon]

yummy green mold

[yapperface]

from the finest

[ArcPaladinZero]

goat's milk and

[black~dragon]

pigs guts and

[Bottle]

boiled potatoes. If

[ArcPaladinZero]

someone knew how

[TiMeStOpPa]

nads knew how to fudge pack seizure robot

[Bottle]

(three words only),

[ArcPaladinZero]

Anyways, green goats

[XXX_KAIN]

like blue cows

[ArcPaladinZero]

that eat chickens.

[XXX_KAIN]

But just as

[ArcPaladinZero]

the robot women

[XXX_KAIN]

made plastic implants (for)

[ArcPaladinZero]

the girl next

[XXX_KAIN]

door. JUST AS

[ArcPaladinZero]

KILLER SEIZURE ROBOTS

(Honestly I couldn't resist)

EDIT: Hey check me out this post made me 1337!!!

[yapperface]

USED THEIR KILLER

[XXX_KAIN]

MARIJUANA LAZER RAYS

[Bottle]

TO SHOOT DOWN

(why are we suddenly talking in capitals?)

[ArcPaladinZero]

THE FLYING COWS.

(Caps are an fun!)

[Bottle]

*Not part of story*

When we reach 1000, we should put together the story so far..... man, how long would that take.:D

*returns to story*

During long aeroplane

[ArcPaladinZero]

flights, super monkey

[Bottle]

warriors often decide

[ArcPaladinZero]

that being super

[Bottle]

is quite boring

[ArcPaladinZero]

when no one

[Bottle]

really cares. Subsequently

[ArcPaladinZero]

bottles are cats.

[yapperface]

But only when

[Bottle]

the armadillos walk

[ArcPaladinZero]

on their left

[Bottle]

elbows do they

[ArcPaladinZero]

scream out various

[XXX_KAIN]

profanities. Just as

[ArcPaladinZero]

posts disappear mysteriously.

[XXX_KAIN]

But when ArcPaladinZero

[ArcPaladinZero]

found out who

[XXX_KAIN]

took his sandwich

[ArcPaladinZero]

he will destroy

[XXX_KAIN]

the very fabric

[ArcPaladinZero]

of various green

[XXX_KAIN]

eggs and ham

[Bottle]

, in order to

[XXX_KAIN]

control enormous mice

[~Dark Angel~]

that fart like

[Omega_Paladin]

you wouldn't know

[XXX_KAIN]

. As the mice

[Bottle]

let rip, we

[Omega_Paladin]

don't want this

[Bottle]

to continue. As

[ArcPaladinZero]

this thread reaches

[Bottle]

the 1000th post,

[ArcPaladinZero]

and seizure robots

[Bottle]

are finally destroyed,

[ArcPaladinZero]

this, in turn

[Bottle]

means we have...........

(the honour is yours my friend)