BETTER three word story (no flaming!)

[cs_zero]

nothing. so one

[Tequila_Budgie]

could tell what

[Clacker]

the hell she

[ArcPaladinZero]

wearing. Sometimes it

[Bottle]

really frustrates me

[Clacker]

when people don't

[Thargor]

use reasonable grammar.

[Clacker]

However, if sub-atomic

[Kos-Mos]

nuclear charged particles

[Thargor]

were energized with

[ArcPaladinZero]

cheese, it might

[Punishment Co.]

reproduce itself. However,

[imagination]

the magenta matter

[Thargor]

melted Mary's muppets

[Clacker]

who were then

[Bottle]

spontaneously generating alliteration

[Clacker]

like luminous lemmings

[*The Nothing*]

which are crazy

[Bottle]

and that's why

[*The Nothing*]

hippos have those

[Bottle]

enormously large ears

[*The Nothing*]

which make me

[Clacker]

afraid to venture

[Bottle]

to kenya. We

[*The Nothing*]

eat lots of

[Bottle]

KILLER SEIZURE ROBOTS,

[*The Nothing*]

while doing the

[Bottle]

cheese-eating dance of

[Clacker]

macarena on the

[*The Nothing*]

peanut butter surface

[_B0b_]

which gave it

[Bottle]

a 4-star rating.

[Clacker]

But just then

[*The Nothing*]

a flying monkey

[_B0b_]

fell below a

[Bottle]

caused acute pain

[_B0b_]

, an object which

[Clacker]

looked something like

[_B0b_]

something which it

[Bottle]

wasn't. Blue cheese

[Clacker]

ate for dinner

[Bottle]

isn't grammatically correct

[*The Nothing*]

and never will

[Thargor]

, amen. But blue

[Clacker]

cheese smells funny

[Ali]

and tastes good!

[Bottle]

Although yellow cheese

[Asmodeus]

is really purple

[Ali]

and tastes bad

[Goldberg]

, it's better than

[Clacker]

no cheese. Anyway...

[Goldberg]

MTV please pimp

[Clacker]

my ride because

[max2k106]

you guys suck. (MTV totally ruined music)

[Ali]

Russian people smell (:P take that max)

[Xiao Cloud inc.]

because of the

[max2k106]

communistic values, but

[Clacker]

vast amounts of

[max2k106]

communistic leaders can

[Bottle]

KILLER SEIZURE ROBOTS

[max2k106]

uh, say what?

[ArcPaladinZero]

What. Don't repeat

[BlackSyphon]

the immortal words

[Tech_Jester]

which Snarr stole

[ArcPaladinZero]

from the Muffin

[imagination]

man aka imagination

[Catra]

because you never

[Bottle]

edit your posts. :cool:

[Jeffery]

Someday you will

[Bottle]

fly away, over

[Jeffery]

a very large

[Bottle]

invisible mode, Jeff?

[Jeffery]

Why, yes I

[Bottle]

do like cheese!

[Jeffery]

Cheese in a

[Bottle]

sandwich is especially

[Jeffery]

good, but cheese

[Bottle]

on toast rocks

[Jeffery]

almost as much

[Bottle]

as KILLER SEIZURE

[Jeffery]

CHEESE EATING ROBOTS

[Bottle]

on toast. Beans

[Clacker]

,beans and more

[Bottle]

cheese! Mmm, cheese.

[Xiao Cloud inc.]

the cheese really

[Thargor]

tastes cheesier when

[Clacker]

KILLER SEIZURE ROBOTS

[Jeffery]

make it from

[Clacker]

the brains of

[cs_zero]

the cheese eating

[Bottle]

cheese people from

[ArcPaladinZero]

the Cheesy planet.

[DeadFishGuy]

Everyone loves Magical

[Bottle]

KILLER SEIZURE CHEESES

[DeadFishGuy]

(I was trying to get us singing Magical Trevor (weebls-stuff.com), but clearly it failed. Remember when we did the badger song? What? Oh, yeah, the three words . . .)

that spontaniously implode,

[Bottle]

causing cheese-shaped cheeses

[max2k106]

KILLER SEIZURE BOTTLES!

[Bottle]

not making sense.

[ArcPaladinZero]

I've got cents!

[max2k106]

Give me money.

[ArcPaladinZero]

Here's 3 cents. :)

[Clacker]

But just then...

[Omega_Paladin]

KILLER SEIZURE ROBOTS

[ArcPaladinZero]

DESTROYED EVERYONE!!! BWA

[T3km4n]

HA HA HA

[Omega_Paladin]

HAHAKILLERSEIZUREROBOTSSAYALLYOURBASEBELONGTOUSHAH AHA SO THERE!

[ArcPaladinZero]

I need sleep.

[Omega_Paladin]

You need meth.

[Thargor]

I need chocolate.

[Bottle]

I need posts.

(To catch up to APZ)

[Clacker]

Well this is

[max2k106]

really quite interesting

[cs_zero]

is it really??

[Clacker]

asked the KILLER

[Bottle]

SEIZURE MONKEYS of

[Fallen & Forgot]

SEIZURE MONKEY ISLE

[Bottle]

which consists of

[Clacker]

a huge pile

[Amaroth]

of dead Frenchmen.

[Bottle]

Lord Ach is

[Amaroth]

so f***ing sexy.

[max2k106]

You know it.

[ArcPaladinZero]

Tag, you're it.

[Tama Drummer]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I'm it!

[Ali]

No tag backs.

[ArcPaladinZero]

Weeeeeeee! Tomorrow's Friday. :D

[Clacker]

And we all

[Leigh]

Get to party........

[psychofireman]

with a big

[Punishment Co.]

box of soap.

[cs_zero]

After that we

[paulk6]

eat lotsa cheese.

[cs_zero]

Eeewwww, cheese really

[paulk6]

tastes very good.

[Thargor]

Blue cheese is

[cs_zero]

not really blue

[ArcPaladinZero]

but it is

[Punishment Co.]

a slimy purple.

:cool:

[Elentari]

:D!!!!!!!


(Oops! This is the stupid three word story!) Damn it puni!

[ArcPaladinZero]

Randomness is good. :)

[cs_zero]

That it is. :cool:

[1337 crazy]

But then it.

[Clacker]

can also be

[Tama Drummer]

bad when small...


(I figured this thread seeming suiting enough to make my 2000 post. :D)

[Foundation]

smelly ewoks eat

[1337 crazy]

The crap that.

[ArcPaladinZero]

Anyways, moving along

[Clacker]

This guy walks

[DeadFishGuy]

into a bar,

[psychofireman]

naked and horny

[Bottle]

, and eating cheese,

[sooner4life]

looking for his

[psychofireman]

long lost sheep

[sooner4life]

which he wants

[psychofireman]

to ride on

[DeadFishGuy]

and to BURNINATE!!!

[sooner4life]

the sheep really

[psychofireman]

likes being ridden

[DeadFishGuy]

and being BURNINATED!!!

[Xiao Cloud inc.]

unfortunately this thread...

[Amaroth]

isn't for Legenders.

[King 6]

but its ok.

[Punishment Co.]

Due to BURNINATION! .

[paulk6]

My new thread

[Bottle]

is somewhat pointless

[DeadFishGuy]

especially when BURNINATED!!!

[Bottle]

Enough BURNINATION already!

[Punishment Co.]

Beg for it.

:cool:

[DeadFishGuy]

BURNY, BURNY, BURNY!!

[paulk6]

No more BURNY!!

[sooner4life]

cause it is

[MeMeMe]

very very old.

[sooner4life]

which is why

[MeMeMe]

people should stop

[ArcPaladinZero]

necroposting. It gets

[MeMeMe]

people like actgfin

[ArcPaladinZero]

spamming up GD

[MeMeMe]

and making it

[Clacker]

a pain in

[Leigh]

The behind... so

[Ali]

newbies like to

[DeadFishGuy]

press shiny buttons,

[Bottle]

such as F5.

[max2k106]

F5 is funny.

[Clacker]

but not as

[Bottle]

funny as completely

[Jonspen]

closing the window

[Leigh]

And the blinds.......

[ArcPaladinZero]

with BALLS-O'-FLAMES! Anywho,

[King 6]

where was I?

[MeMeMe]

You were at

[ChingyDTP]

The house next...

[MeMeMe]

to my friend's

[meat.eater]

cardboard box. Suddenly,

[Xiao Cloud inc.]

this thread got

[Foundation]

a hamster that

[meat.eater]

[was] named Freddy. Freddy

[Ali]

died. Meatballs are

[Punishment Co.]

especially tasty when

[Clacker]

made from Hamster

[Ali]

. Dvd's are so

[Xiao Cloud inc.]

sintiably constophious that


(NOTE: some words may not exist!)

[meat.eater]

(Note: You are a moron! Sintiably now means "I am gay", and constophious means "Like a ballerina")

[Dvd's are so gay like ballerinas that] Richard Simmons buys

[Xiao Cloud inc.]

The movie "Cats"

[meat.eater]

to exercise his

[Leigh]

Cute little kitty...

[WaCk-HeAd]

who tricked Leigh

[Clacker]

.

[Clacker]

into telling her


[edit - couldn't delete first aberrant post]
[je ne suis pas une whore de post]
[je ne parle pas Francais]

[Bottle]

that deleting posts

[Thargor]

is best left

[Xiao Cloud inc.]

to richard simmons

[Bottle]

and random moderators.

[Clacker]

Suddenly a huge

[Jonspen]

ANGRY PURPLE DINOSAUR

[DeadFishGuy]

, called Archibald, died.

[Thargor]

His brother Barney

[DeadFishGuy]

also died. YAY!!

[Punishment Co.]

Time for BURNINATION!!!!!

[Bottle]

BURNY, BURNY, BURNY...

[Punishment Co.]

Originally posted by Bottle
BURNY, BURNY, BURNY...

[ChingyDTP]

Originally posted by Bottle
BURNY, BURNY, BURNY...

[cs_zero]

enough of that!!!

[Clacker]

said the fireman

[Punishment Co.]

from netjak .com.

[cs_zero]

who likes to

[Punishment Co.]

ignore periods. Hmph!

[cs_zero]

So anyway, he

[Punishment Co.]

ignored the period.

[MeMeMe]

He also went

[Thargor]

to grammar school

[Xiao Cloud inc.]

to ignore periods.

[meat.eater]

XCI was killed.

(were on page 666. i knew someone would die. :rolleyes: )

[MeMeMe]

That was not

[meat.eater]

a coconut" said

[sooner4life]

a ferret which

[meat.eater]

cut hair at

[Punishment Co.]

sunny days. Perhaps

[cs_zero]

it also,

[Warcow]

found a strange

[Punishment Co.]

-looking shoe belonging

[cs_zero]

to something that

[Warcow]

looked alot like

[cs_zero]

puni when he

[Warcow]

ties his shoes

[cs_zero]

but also when

[Punishment Co.]

he slaps snarr.

[Warcow]

and in turn

[Jeffery]

gets slapped by

[Leigh]

Me, when pissed...