BETTER three word story (no flaming!)

[Jeffery]

at Puni for

[Bottle]

getting the 10,000th

[Leigh]

post before Bottle...

[Bottle]

well, stuff happens. :cool:

[Thargor]

In Other News...

[Bottle]

three barbarian warlords

[Clacker]

wearing pink tutus

[Bottle]

have spontaneously combusted,

[_B0b_]

while simultaneously doing

[Leigh]

strange hula dances...

[Bottle]

and eating cheese.

[MeMeMe]

For the good

[ArcPaladinZero]

of all humanity!

[Clacker]

Then three tiny

[DeadFishGuy]

caesium infused penguins

[MeMeMe]

become the ultimate

[cs_zero]

cheese eaters in

[MeMeMe]

the yogurt convention

[Amaroth]

of doom. Shit

[MeMeMe]

I forgot the

[Clacker]

fact that penguins

[Bottle]

don't like cheese!

[MeMeMe]

Who let the

[Bottle]

KILLER SEIZURE ROBOTS

[MeMeMe]

out? I mean

[ArcPaladinZero]

seriously guys. Who

[_B0b_]

could be so

[Bottle]

incredibly bloody stupid?

[Clacker]

I think it's

[Bottle]

because all your

[Jonspen]

socks smell like

[Bottle]

they belong to

[MeMeMe]

the order of

[ArcPaladinZero]

KILLER SEIZURE ROBOTS!!!!!!

[Bottle]

All your base

[MeMeMe]

belong to me.

[Clacker]

Suddenly it became

[Bottle]

a gigantic cheese!

[MeMeMe]

It stormed through

[Bottle]

the local supermarket,

[MeMeMe]

on its way

[meat.eater]

to hell. Before

[MeMeMe]

the big bad

[Punishment Co.]

jumped up and

[Ali]

landed he threw

[psychofireman]

up on the

[MeMeMe]

hot tin roof.

[ArcPaladinZero]

Ouch! That really

[MeMeMe]

burned my little

[Clacker]

sucked. But why

[_B0b_]

did it all

[AssassinOfLords]

for the power

[_B0b_]

of the great

[MeMeMe]

BOHEMIAN CHEESE MAKER!

[ArcPaladinZero]

Look out! It's

[Punishment Co.]

a bird! No

[***Duo***]

its a freaking


-Duo

[MeMeMe]

skirt wearing cheese

[cs_zero]

eating slimy thing.

[ArcPaladinZero]

*waves WTF flag*

[cs_zero]

*shoots him anyway*

[Bottle]

Meanwhile, in Achtopia,

[_B0b_]

another strange and

[Thargor]

rather horrifing blimp

[_B0b_]

blew across the

[Thargor]

strewn wreckage of

[Bottle]

the fallen Modmobile

[Clacker]

which had crashed

[Bottle]

into an asteroid

[MeMeMe]

and blew into

[Thargor]

three pieces. Each

[Bottle]

KILLER SEIZURE ROBOT

[max2k106]

will run on

[Bottle]

undiluted boil pus

[DeadFishGuy]

and cheese fission.

[Clacker]

That is unless

[Bottle]

we all die

[max2k106]

from radiation and

[DeadFishGuy]

BURNINATION!! Due to

[max2k106]

these deaths, the

[DeadFishGuy]

thread is temporarily

[ArcPaladinZero]

a sad place. :(

[Bottle]

Trogdor Licensing Co.

[ArcPaladinZero]

allows burninating the

[DeadFishGuy]

people who deserve

[Bottle]

it, like peasants,

[ArcPaladinZero]

and their cottages.

[Bottle]

Being sworded, however,

[ArcPaladinZero]

isn't as bad

[Bottle]

as Trog thinks,

[ArcPaladinZero]

it feels like

[Bottle]

some icecream being

[ArcPaladinZero]

melted by a

[Bottle]

reasonably large supernova.

[meat.eater]

when beetles mate,

[cs_zero]

they make a

[MeMeMe]

large huge gigantic

[ArcPaladinZero]

KILLER SEIZURE BEETLE!

[King 6]

THAT,IS GOING

[ArcPaladinZero]

TO LEARN GRAMMAR!

[cs_zero]

OR NOT!!.....So

[madd dog36]

HE DECIDED TO

[MeMeMe]

attack capitals of

[cs_zero]

the little letters.

[meat.eater]

fred builds small

[cs_zero]

KILLER SEIZURE ROBOTS!!!!

[meat.eater]

, that are trained

[cs_zero]

TO CAUSE SEIZURES!!!

[meat.eater]

every robot died.

[cs_zero]

Then out of

[meat.eater]

hell, came Bottle

[cs_zero]

and he was

[meat.eater]

covered in balogna.

[cs_zero]

Mmmmm balogna tastes

[meat.eater]

as good as

[cs_zero]

cheese when it

[meat.eater]

flows through your

[cs_zero]

nose and ears.

[meat.eater]

Begining inside intestines,

[ArcPaladinZero]

The Magic School-Bus

[meat.eater]

went up Arnolds

[psychofireman]

chimny to get

[Leigh]

Psycho out... Then,

[Thargor]

it dissolved into

[Jeffery]

KILLER SEIZURE ROBOTS

[MeMeMe]

and attacked the

[Thargor]

KILLER SEIZURE ENEMY.

[DeadFishGuy]

Eating toilet seats

[Bottle]

makes you want

[Jonspen]

to eat one

[MeMeMe]

because the GIANT

[Bottle]

N00BILICIOUS IDIOTS that

[DeadFishGuy]

rewind spider wallpaper

[cs_zero]

just so they

[Bottle]

can post here

[cs_zero]

because they want

[MeMeMe]

to eat the

[cs_zero]

KILLER SEIZURE ROBOTS!!!

[meat.eater]

Every 60 milleniums,

[cs_zero]

they return to

[meat.eater]

their cereal bowls

[cs_zero]

and eat all

[meat.eater]

the overfed crawdads

[cs_zero]

that were fed

[meat.eater]

with miniature seal

[cs_zero]

along with other

[meat.eater]

coca-cola pruducts mixed

[cs_zero]

in a giant

[meat.eater]

jello blender, attached

[cs_zero]

to a cheese

[meat.eater]

flavored pickle jar

[cs_zero]

with no KILLER

[-=Demontamer=-]

I ate it.

[Clacker]

SIEZURE ROBOTS in

[Clacker]

SEIZURE ROBOTS in

[cs_zero]

No Double Posting.

[cs_zero]

So anyway, this
( i know its a double post, but the story seemed to hit a dead end)

[ArcPaladinZero]

is boring me.

[cs_zero]

This must be

[tyu]

time to go

[cs_zero]

and delete this.

[Punishment Co.]

The Big Valbowski.

[Thargor]

Oh Ye Of

[DeadFishGuy]

the magenta bathtub!

[Leigh]

and matching pink...

[psychofireman]

play toys for

[Jonspen]

psycho's little baby!

[psychofireman]

to poop on

[Bottle]

, a common occurence

[Jonspen]

since he takes

(bottle get on rev now!)

[psychofireman]

boobie milk daily

[Bottle]

(is on rev)

but let's not

[Xiao Cloud inc.]

get off topic

[psychofireman]

focus people focus

[Bottle]

, or otherwise some

[psychofireman]

kittens might die

[camolots_guardi]

when they eat

[emerald slasher]

rat poisoned food

[Bottle]

because rats are

[Thargor]

famous for not

[Bottle]

eating with their

[DeadFishGuy]

compact missile launchers.

[Bottle]

Rats with compact

[Omega_Paladin]

KILLER SEIZURE ROBOTS!

[meat.eater]

get stomped on.

[Omega_Paladin]

KILLER JELLO ELEPHANTS

[cs_zero]

are good for

[Omega_Paladin]

utterly nothing but

[cs_zero]

they can be

[Omega_Paladin]

quite good with

[cs_zero]

KILLER SEIZURE ROBOTS!!!!

[ArcPaladinZero]

Sometimes I question

[cs_zero]

the meaning of

[Omega_Paladin]

life and yogurt

[cs_zero]

along with cheese.

[Omega_Paladin]

KILLER SEIZURE ROBOTS

[cs_zero]

are good for

[Omega_Paladin]

KILLING AND SEIZING!

[cs_zero]

Cheese is good.

[Omega_Paladin]

CHEESE SUCKS!!!!!!









ALOT!!!!

[Leigh]

Chocolate is BETTER...

[ArcPaladinZero]

than smelly feet.

[cs_zero]

But you cant

[Omega_Paladin]

KILL AND SEIZE

[cs_zero]

with chocolate. Cheese

[psychofireman]

mmmmmmmmm jelly donut

[cs_zero]

mmmmmmmmm is not

[Omega_Paladin]

KILLING AND SEIZING!

[cs_zero]

it sure isnt.

[Punishment Co.]

KILLER SEIZURE ROBOTS

[Warcow]

with chainsaw hands

[cs_zero]

and flashy eyes

[Omega_Paladin]

KILL AND SEIZE!

[Warcow]

The dancing banana

[cs_zero]

and kill it!!

[Lord Shinok]

I like to

[Omega_Paladin]

KILL AND SEIZE!

[cs_zero]

and also sleep.

[Omega_Paladin]

PUNK SLAPPING MONKEYS!

[DeadFishGuy]

Imploding toilet calculators

[_B0b_]

and others of

[emerald slasher]

weird things going

[Bottle]

on. OP has

(not part of story: been back for 2 days and he's already posted "KILLING AND SEIZING" on this thread about 10 times :D)

[Leigh]

The PERFECT chocolate

[_B0b_]

and cinamon flavoured

[Bottle]

KILLER SEIZURE ROBOT.

[_B0b_]

KILLing and SEIZing

[Bottle]

and generally kicking

[DeadFishGuy]

lots of ass.

[max2k106]

This amount of

[Jonspen]

love for me

[DeadFishGuy]

does not exist.

[meat.eater]

2 days ago,

[Leigh]

I found out...

[meat.eater]

my mothers roomate

[DeadFishGuy]

doesn't exist either.

[DeadFishGuy]

Sorry. Acidental double post. Please delete this.

[meat.eater]

Deadfishguy gives out

[DeadFishGuy]

pointless thread awards

[meat.eater]

that dont have

[DeadFishGuy]

any physical presence.

[cs_zero]

I dont spam!!!

[DeadFishGuy]

We don't care

[cs_zero]

about your spam.

[DeadFishGuy]

Well, we might,

[cs_zero]

but only if

[DeadFishGuy]

you eat a

[cs_zero]

KILLER SEIZURE ROBOT!!!

[Bottle]

This would result

[DeadFishGuy]

in chronic reciprocation