BETTER three word story (no flaming!)

[Bottle]

of all fractions

[cs_zero]

except those that

[Bottle]

are top-heavy, because

[cs_zero]

they are really

[Ali]

stupid and gross.

[MeMeMe]

Because of all

[_B0b_]

those annoying little

[Omega_Paladin]

KILLER SEIZURE ROBOTS

[_B0b_]

we live in

[DeadFishGuy]

harmony with, are

[_B0b_]

now turning to

[Leigh]

Tao to help

[Bottle]

cure their chronic

[DeadFishGuy]

addiction to soap.

[Bottle]

As a result,

[_B0b_]

many soaps returned

[Bottle]

to Planet X

[_B0b_]

where they grew

[Thargor]

organic hemp. Now

[Bottle]

, this angered the

[MeMeMe]

entire galactic army,

[Bottle]

and so the

[MeMeMe]

entire glactic empire

[ArcPaladinZero]

went out to

[MeMeMe]

lunch, and had

[Thargor]

anger management class.

[meat.eater]

They ordered extra

[cheeseman]

cheese-coated pizza

[meat.eater]

that was cheese-less,

[DeadFishGuy]

and disurbingly hairy.

[cheeseman]

Bottle! Where are

[meat.eater]

your knee socks?

[Clacker]

Asked the small

[Thargor]

blue cricket. "They

[meat.eater]

are covering my

[ArcPaladinZero]

car?!" Yes, they

[AssassinOfLords]

cannot get enough

[cs_zero]

of it, so

[AssassinOfLords]

they eat their

[cs_zero]

chocolate covered robots.

[_B0b_]

With a new

[Bottle]

page came new

[_B0b_]

and much greater

[Bottle]

responsibility unto all

[_B0b_]

of us within

[Bottle]

the exalted circle

[_B0b_]

of savage and

[Bottle]

insane TWS posters.

[_B0b_]

With no more

[Bottle]

KILLER SEIZURE ROBOTS

[_B0b_]

they were forced

[Bottle]

into evasive action

[_B0b_]

to prevent their

[DeadFishGuy]

calculators from imploding.

[_B0b_]

This was a

[AzN_GuY]

really crappy idea

[Bottle]

, so go away.

[_B0b_]

*Runs and hides*

[Clacker]

But then he

[Thargor]

changed his mind

[Goldberg]

and went back

[DeadFishGuy]

to the land

[Goldberg]

. He saw thousands

[max2k106]

oh TAO players,

[cs_zero]

all looking at

[_B0b_]

away from it

[Leigh]

and saw Bob

[Jeffery]

looking at Jeffery's

[_B0b_]

... what is that?

[Leigh]

OH MY GOD...

[Jeffery]

KILLER CLOWNS RULE!

[Leigh]

Inside Burning's attic...

[Jeffery]

are a pack

[_B0b_]

of hideously disfigured

[Jeffery]

clowns, who will

[_B0b_]

devour you without

[Bottle]

gratuitously flaming n00bs

[_B0b_]

and posting simultaneously

[Bottle]

just to annoy

[_B0b_]

all of those

[Bottle]

who like cheese.

[_B0b_]

It had grown

[Bottle]

3 extra legs,

[_B0b_]

and another set

[Bottle]

of exploding hair

[_B0b_]

which now ready

[Thargor]

"which [was] now ready...."

to explode messily.

[Goldberg]

"EEeeyah!", yelled the

[Bottle]

donkey, which then

[ArcPaladinZero]

kicked a bouncing

[Omega_Paladin]

jello deah cannon

[Thargor]

down the hill

[psychofireman]

and it exploded

[_B0b_]

creating a great

[Bottle]

nuclear fission reaction

[_B0b_]

which then changed

[Bottle]

the space-time continuum

[_B0b_]

into a small

[ArcPaladinZero]

mushroom of doom.

[Thargor]

Doomshrooms grow rapidly

[Bottle]

and fill all

[Thargor]

available space in

[madd dog36]

the king's house

[Leigh]

, The queen was

[madd dog36]

stck between the

[Bottle]

rock and the

[Thargor]

hard place. She

[ArcPaladinZero]

used her superhuman

[_B0b_]

puppetry skills to

[Leigh]

to entice Jeffery

[SilverGh0st]

while all of

[_B0b_]

those newer and

[Dark*Demon]

get eaten by

[BlackSyphon]

happy go lucky

[Dark*Demon]

which is evil

[_B0b_]

and should be

[Dark*Demon]

destroyed with tws

[_B0b_]

(them wretched squirrels)

[Thargor]

who ate my

[Amaroth]

wicked, big, sexy

[_B0b_]

sack of potatoes

[Excaliber]

which were moldy

[Ali]

.Ex ate them

[_B0b_]

with some ketchup

[Ali]

, it was good.

[_B0b_]

It sat with

[Thargor]

a bubbling vat

[Leigh]

of imported beer

[psychofireman]

along came psycho

[Leigh]

dragging Leigh behind...

[psychofireman]

loving every minute

[Bottle]

of it. Leigh

[psychofireman]

liked it when

[Bottle]

a psycho stalked

[sOOisiDal]

her dog at

[psychofireman]

her house late

[sOOisiDal]

in the dusk

[psychofireman]

until the dawn

[sOOisiDal]

of the dead

[psychofireman]

poor little doggie

[_B0b_]

sat all alone

[sOOisiDal]

in its bile

[_B0b_]

producing a horrid

[Thargor]

stench and a

[madd dog36]

contagious sikness called


(whoever gets next post make up
something really cool)

[_B0b_]

Severe KILLER SEIZURITUS

[meat.eater]

DESTRUCTIVE NERVOUS DECOMPOSING

[ArcPaladinZero]

ROBOTISM!! Ouch, that

[meat.eater]

hurts teh splien.

[_B0b_]

And revitalizes the

[psychofireman]

inner spirit also,

[Leigh]

wards off stalkers...

[psychofireman]

making it impossible

[_B0b_]

to fall down

[psychofireman]

becasue the spirit

[DeadFishGuy]

of incomprehensible gibberish

[Bottle]

from this thread

[psychofireman]

keeps us from

[Bottle]

eating our cheese!

[psychofireman]

while playing TAO

[Leigh]

and being stalked... :(

[psychofireman]

by rabid dogs

[Leigh]

owned by Psycho :eek: :eek: :eek:

[Bottle]

which like cheese.

[_B0b_]

Not to mention

[Bottle]

KILLER SEIZURE ROBOTS!

[_B0b_]

that live in

[DeadFishGuy]

a Dilbert comic.

[madd dog36]

This comic includes

[_B0b_]

a small robotic

[Leigh]

Psycho stalker..... AGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[psychofireman]

gotta love me

[Leigh]

NO I DON'T :mad:

[psychofireman]

it's your choice:( :( :(

[Leigh]

Yes I know...... ;)

[psychofireman]

leigh is sweet

[Leigh]

So are you.... :) :) :)

[psychofireman]

people say i'm

[Jeffery]

too crazy about

[psychofireman]

leigh and tao

[Jonspen]

but we all

[sooner4life]

know the truth

[Jonspen]

about ME! It

[Ali]

is stupid. I'm

[_B0b_]

going to go

[cs_zero]

to sleep now.
(i think we need a good thread right about now)

[sooner4life]

Good threads are

[cs_zero]

hard to find

[sooner4life]

because everyone is

[cs_zero]

makeing stupid theads

[sooner4life]

thinking they will

[cs_zero]

change something, but

[_B0b_]

they are not

[sooner4life]

they're making everything

[_B0b_]

so much more

[sooner4life]

worse than it

[_B0b_]

's gramatical english

[sooner4life]

thats not fair

(:) )

[Omega_Paladin]

to purple jello

[_B0b_]

which does not

[sooner4life]

have feelings about

[_B0b_]

the english language.

[Omega_Paladin]

Smarr does, however

[sooner4life]

care deeply about

[_B0b_]

have some trouble

[Omega_Paladin]

accepting his death

[_B0b_]

as it was

[Omega_Paladin]

at the hands

[_B0b_]

of the sacred

[Omega_Paladin]

Dancing Banana. On

[Jonspen]

top of the

[Omega_Paladin]

KILLER SEIZURE ROBOTS

[_B0b_]

with ice-cream platters

[Jonspen]

and lot's of

[Leigh]

Chocolate Fudge sauce

[Jonspen]

which leigh loves!

[DeadFishGuy]

We apologise for

[Omega_Paladin]

this station break

[Jonspen]

which is needed

[Bottle]

because there has

[Jeffery]

been a massive

[Omega_Paladin]

looting and shooting

[Jeffery]

spree in the

[Omega_Paladin]

General Discussion bar

[Jeffery]

SWAT team members

[Leigh]

surrounded Jeffery and

[sooner4life]

ask him for

[Omega_Paladin]

ALLHISBASE WHICHNOW BELONGTOUS

[BoBo The Fool]

except for mine.

[Omega_Paladin]

Those belong to

[sooner4life]

the guy down

[Omega_Paladin]

on the corner

[sooner4life]

who likes to

[Omega_Paladin]

eat and eat

[Foundation]

bannanas on walruses

[Omega_Paladin]

then died horribly.

[Thargor]

So remember, never

[Omega_Paladin]

smoke more crack

[_B0b_]

than a dancing

[Leigh]

lunatic would smoke.....

[_B0b_]

especially when you

[Leigh]

consider the consequences. :eek:

[_B0b_]

It just sat

[Thargor]

like a lump

[_B0b_]

of clay on

[Thargor]

a log with

[_B0b_]

cream cheese and

[Thargor]

chives, so I

[sooner4life]

ate them because

[Bottle]

blue text sucks.