View Full Version : BETTER three word story (no flaming!)
sooner4life
10-25-2004, 05:33 AM
You are weird
Thargor
10-25-2004, 05:34 AM
So does bleu
sooner4life
10-25-2004, 05:35 AM
so does white
_B0b_
10-25-2004, 05:38 AM
chicken cook faster?
Leigh
10-25-2004, 05:51 AM
No... Dark does
_B0b_
10-25-2004, 05:52 AM
...how does that
Bottle
10-25-2004, 08:26 AM
make any sense?
Yunsung Ishtar
10-25-2004, 10:38 AM
Go to Hell!
Bottle
10-25-2004, 10:46 AM
Because hell is
-The Suffering-
10-25-2004, 11:12 AM
a great place
Bottle
10-25-2004, 11:27 AM
to be BURNINATED
Yunsung Ishtar
10-25-2004, 11:40 AM
I like pie
_B0b_
10-25-2004, 01:27 PM
but he does
sooner4life
10-25-2004, 02:16 PM
not like pie
_B0b_
10-25-2004, 03:26 PM
and instead he
sooner4life
10-25-2004, 05:22 PM
ate the pie
Thargor
10-25-2004, 06:07 PM
and BURNINATED the
sooner4life
10-25-2004, 06:19 PM
roast beef sandwich
monkus
10-25-2004, 06:26 PM
which he got
sooner4life
10-25-2004, 06:29 PM
as a christmas
Omega_Paladin
10-25-2004, 08:13 PM
kick in the
_B0b_
10-25-2004, 08:54 PM
small intestine. It
ArcPaladinZero
10-25-2004, 09:04 PM
sure is sad
Dragon Knights
10-25-2004, 09:06 PM
I havnt been here in like 4 days and i have never seent his thread come back....when did it come back?
meat.eater
10-25-2004, 10:09 PM
(thats 22 words)
sure is sad...
when penguins fly
Omega_Paladin
10-25-2004, 11:56 PM
without proper safety
Jeffery
10-26-2004, 12:03 AM
equipment. Sometimes an
Leigh
10-26-2004, 12:08 AM
evil clown will
ChingyDTP
10-26-2004, 12:15 AM
Jump around naked...
_B0b_
10-26-2004, 02:11 AM
with chickens and
Bottle
10-26-2004, 06:30 AM
gratuituously annoy people
_B0b_
10-26-2004, 06:35 AM
with short legs
Bottle
10-26-2004, 06:46 AM
because they are
_B0b_
10-26-2004, 06:50 AM
slightly over weight
Bottle
10-26-2004, 06:58 AM
and need to
sooner4life
10-26-2004, 02:56 PM
buy new legs
. FIGHTING SEIZURE ROBOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Spit_101
10-26-2004, 05:48 PM
ali is dumb :cool:
DeadFishGuy
10-26-2004, 11:34 PM
Let's start by
_B0b_
10-27-2004, 02:28 AM
not giving randomness
Leigh
10-27-2004, 02:41 AM
a passing thought...
Jeffery
10-27-2004, 02:50 AM
and instead focus
Leigh
10-27-2004, 03:25 AM
on the clown...
_B0b_
10-27-2004, 03:53 AM
...hold it back
Clacker
10-27-2004, 06:25 AM
(ignoring Ali .....)
and peel the
Leigh
10-27-2004, 06:27 AM
mask off and
Bottle
10-27-2004, 06:54 AM
eat some cheese!
Clacker
10-27-2004, 08:25 AM
Then you must
Bottle
10-27-2004, 08:29 AM
eat MORE cheese!
Goldberg
10-27-2004, 11:54 AM
But first, you
Bottle
10-27-2004, 11:59 AM
eat more cheese
Spit_101
10-27-2004, 12:05 PM
but also eat
*knows what bottle is gonna say ;)*
_B0b_
10-27-2004, 05:05 PM
smoked salmon wuth
ArcPaladinZero
10-27-2004, 08:02 PM
cheese on top.
_B0b_
10-27-2004, 08:45 PM
But because of
meat.eater
10-27-2004, 09:09 PM
global cheese extinction
_B0b_
10-27-2004, 09:29 PM
small spawnings of
meat.eater
10-27-2004, 09:30 PM
rabbits inhabbited rural
_B0b_
10-27-2004, 09:35 PM
and suburban streets
Thargor
10-28-2004, 04:30 AM
, the Cheese Masters
_B0b_
10-28-2004, 04:45 AM
drifted, taking out
Thargor
10-28-2004, 05:36 AM
rabbits left and
_B0b_
10-28-2004, 05:41 AM
centre field of
Bottle
10-28-2004, 07:06 AM
the Cheese Empire.
ArcPaladinZero
10-28-2004, 08:13 AM
Gimmie some cheese!
Bottle
10-28-2004, 08:15 AM
'Cos cheese is
ArcPaladinZero
10-28-2004, 08:16 AM
a food of
Bottle
10-28-2004, 08:17 AM
goodness! Unlimited goodness.
ArcPaladinZero
10-28-2004, 08:21 AM
I should be
Bottle
10-28-2004, 08:23 AM
growing wings and
ArcPaladinZero
10-28-2004, 09:08 AM
fly around like
Bottle
10-28-2004, 10:04 AM
a KILLER SEIZURE
DeadFishGuy
10-28-2004, 12:04 PM
GAMEBOY ADVANCE CARTRIDGE!!!
Bottle
10-28-2004, 12:31 PM
Containing Advance Wars!
madd dog36
10-28-2004, 12:37 PM
So he became
Bottle
10-28-2004, 12:39 PM
a great tactician
madd dog36
10-28-2004, 12:40 PM
that plays tao
Bottle
10-28-2004, 12:58 PM
and eats cheese.
emerald slasher
10-28-2004, 01:03 PM
almost everday since
DeadFishGuy
10-28-2004, 01:05 PM
the oxygen shortage
madd dog36
10-28-2004, 01:16 PM
and the tornado.
Bottle
10-28-2004, 01:19 PM
People ignoring periods
_B0b_
10-29-2004, 12:53 AM
and skipping classes
Jeffery
10-29-2004, 01:15 AM
shall kill _bob_.
_B0b_
10-29-2004, 01:35 AM
And thus the
Jeffery
10-29-2004, 01:52 AM
beginning of the
_B0b_
10-29-2004, 02:10 AM
second course in
Bottle
10-29-2004, 03:27 AM
KILLER SEIZURE ROBOTTING
_B0b_
10-29-2004, 03:30 AM
and instruction for
Bottle
10-29-2004, 03:41 AM
eating cheese began.
_B0b_
10-29-2004, 03:45 AM
During its long
Bottle
10-29-2004, 03:45 AM
incubation period, the
_B0b_
10-29-2004, 04:26 AM
small minded newt
Bottle
10-29-2004, 04:45 AM
invented relativity and
Thargor
10-29-2004, 04:46 AM
learned french and
_B0b_
10-29-2004, 04:48 AM
used and repetitively
Bottle
10-29-2004, 04:55 AM
ate some cheese.
_B0b_
10-29-2004, 04:59 AM
With no relevance
Thargor
10-29-2004, 05:03 AM
to anything reasonable,
_B0b_
10-29-2004, 06:10 AM
or of any
Bottle
10-29-2004, 08:50 AM
importance whatsoever, I
ArcPaladinZero
10-29-2004, 09:16 AM
like eating cheese!
Clacker
10-29-2004, 10:22 AM
Suddenly a huge
Bottle
10-29-2004, 10:29 AM
KILLER SEIZURE CHEESE
Thargor
10-29-2004, 11:11 AM
popped out of
Bottle
10-29-2004, 11:41 AM
the ground, yelling
Thargor
10-29-2004, 12:29 PM
"LEAVE MY CHILDREN
Bottle
10-29-2004, 01:03 PM
ALONE, YOU TWITS!"
_B0b_
10-29-2004, 03:53 PM
Without the use
meat.eater
10-29-2004, 04:42 PM
of tampons, girls
_B0b_
10-29-2004, 04:56 PM
would eat more
FuzzOnFire
10-29-2004, 10:24 PM
of things like
ArcPaladinZero
10-29-2004, 10:24 PM
cheese. It is
DeadFishGuy
10-29-2004, 11:08 PM
vital that they
truffleshfl
10-29-2004, 11:09 PM
get enough mold
FuzzOnFire
10-29-2004, 11:23 PM
to put on
_B0b_
10-30-2004, 03:11 AM
that extra flavour
DeadFishGuy
10-30-2004, 03:25 AM
. I'm gonna get
_B0b_
10-30-2004, 03:32 AM
some icecream and
DeadFishGuy
10-30-2004, 03:46 AM
microwave it to
Leigh
10-30-2004, 04:31 AM
chocolate sauce and...
_B0b_
10-30-2004, 04:48 AM
well...you eat
psychofireman
10-30-2004, 04:56 AM
while thinking of
_B0b_
10-30-2004, 05:11 AM
small and ugly
Leigh
10-30-2004, 05:15 AM
molded cheese balls
_B0b_
10-30-2004, 05:46 AM
with green and
psychofireman
10-30-2004, 06:07 AM
yellow fungus inside
Bottle
10-30-2004, 06:47 AM
and submachine guns
DeadFishGuy
10-30-2004, 07:19 AM
having KILLER SEIZURES!!!
Bottle
10-30-2004, 07:21 AM
Brought on by
FuzzOnFire
10-30-2004, 08:21 AM
flickering lights from
Bottle
10-30-2004, 08:41 AM
luminous cheeses, which
Amaroth
10-30-2004, 08:50 AM
is wicked pissa.
FuzzOnFire
10-30-2004, 08:52 AM
Then suddenly bullets
Bottle
10-30-2004, 09:31 AM
flew into FuzzOnFire's
_B0b_
10-30-2004, 09:37 AM
large can of
Bottle
10-30-2004, 09:52 AM
cheese, causing him
Thargor
10-30-2004, 03:40 PM
to kill pink_samurai
cs_zero
10-30-2004, 03:50 PM
with devastateing force.
( im skipping smuries post)
_B0b_
10-30-2004, 04:13 PM
It fell onto
truffleshfl
10-30-2004, 04:15 PM
Spikes that went
cs_zero
10-30-2004, 04:17 PM
right through his
truffleshfl
10-30-2004, 04:19 PM
head, heart, and
cs_zero
10-30-2004, 04:19 PM
groin. He then
truffleshfl
10-30-2004, 04:20 PM
fell off and (6 more posts 'til 1000)
cs_zero
10-30-2004, 04:23 PM
fell into a
truffleshfl
10-30-2004, 04:24 PM
steaming pile of
cs_zero
10-30-2004, 04:26 PM
bubbleing, squishy, disgusting,
truffleshfl
10-30-2004, 04:28 PM
smelly, rotten vat
cs_zero
10-30-2004, 04:28 PM
"vat"? what the
truffleshfl
10-30-2004, 04:32 PM
off topic: Vat: A large vessel, such as a tub, cistern, or barrel, used to hold or store liquids
Carry on.
cs_zero
10-30-2004, 04:33 PM
and he sank
truffleshfl
10-30-2004, 04:34 PM
to the bottem.
cs_zero
10-30-2004, 04:35 PM
then we threw
FuzzOnFire
10-30-2004, 07:36 PM
radioactive biohazard liquid
_B0b_
10-31-2004, 01:39 AM
onto the kitchen
DeadFishGuy
10-31-2004, 01:51 AM
table. I accelerated
_B0b_
10-31-2004, 03:01 AM
the cheese grater
Bottle
10-31-2004, 03:30 AM
to light speed,
DeadFishGuy
10-31-2004, 03:52 AM
then Warp Six.
_B0b_
10-31-2004, 04:25 AM
The dog sat
Jonspen
10-31-2004, 04:36 AM
on the mat
Spit_101
10-31-2004, 04:58 AM
and cried for
Jonspen
10-31-2004, 05:01 AM
a donkey bone.
DeadFishGuy
10-31-2004, 05:06 AM
I don't really
Jonspen
10-31-2004, 05:12 AM
think that's necessary
_B0b_
10-31-2004, 05:13 AM
but it will
DeadFishGuy
10-31-2004, 05:16 AM
definitely add to
Jonspen
10-31-2004, 05:16 AM
the dramatic layout
Leigh
10-31-2004, 05:20 AM
of my dress
Jonspen
10-31-2004, 05:22 AM
which is cute
DeadFishGuy
10-31-2004, 05:39 AM
according to indigenous
Bottle
10-31-2004, 05:51 AM
firemen in the
Thargor
10-31-2004, 12:05 PM
south of France.
Bottle
10-31-2004, 12:54 PM
France is a
Spit_101
10-31-2004, 12:56 PM
big bag of
Bottle
10-31-2004, 01:00 PM
cheeses and wines,
FuzzOnFire
10-31-2004, 06:12 PM
which are moldy.
truffleshfl
10-31-2004, 06:13 PM
and smell like
ArcPaladinZero
10-31-2004, 06:41 PM
rotten roasted cheese.
DeadFishGuy
10-31-2004, 11:17 PM
New sentences are
Jeffery
10-31-2004, 11:55 PM
meant to be
TheGreyAccount
11-01-2004, 12:36 AM
For stupid people.
_B0b_
11-01-2004, 01:16 AM
My small rock
Leigh
11-01-2004, 01:18 AM
defines the meaning
_B0b_
11-01-2004, 01:31 AM
of small and
DeadFishGuy
11-01-2004, 02:08 AM
rocky stuff. Fortunately
_B0b_
11-01-2004, 02:12 AM
it has no
Leigh
11-01-2004, 02:36 AM
meaning at all.
Bottle
11-01-2004, 02:47 AM
And therefore we
Cuathon
11-01-2004, 02:48 AM
are smoking pot.
Bottle
11-01-2004, 02:53 AM
Except for thepeoplewhoare9yearsold.
(:D)
Leigh
11-01-2004, 03:03 AM
You are FUNNY!!!!!! :D
Bottle
11-01-2004, 03:04 AM
Thank you. I
Cuathon
11-01-2004, 03:04 AM
am scared toplaycuathon.
Bottle
11-01-2004, 03:06 AM
(Only I have the authority to run words together. Do you have over 1000 posts in this thread? I think NOT.)
So go away.
_B0b_
11-01-2004, 03:34 AM
I dont like
Bottle
11-01-2004, 03:38 AM
cricket, I love
_B0b_
11-01-2004, 03:44 AM
it. And bottle
(you missed the ", no," =)...)
Bottle
11-01-2004, 03:50 AM
really rocks. So
_B0b_
11-01-2004, 03:50 AM
throw some more
Bottle
11-01-2004, 03:53 AM
cheese to him!
_B0b_
11-01-2004, 03:53 AM
For he is
Bottle
11-01-2004, 03:57 AM
addicted to cheese
_B0b_
11-01-2004, 03:59 AM
and other dairy
Leigh
11-01-2004, 03:59 AM
But I am...
EDIT: Damn you beat me Bob :p
_B0b_
11-01-2004, 04:00 AM
therefore I think.
EDIT: Sorry...my bad... =)
Leigh
11-01-2004, 04:02 AM
That's OK but...
_B0b_
11-01-2004, 04:03 AM
cheese tastes better
Bottle
11-01-2004, 04:04 AM
than anything else,
Leigh
11-01-2004, 04:04 AM
except for chocolate!!!!!
_B0b_
11-01-2004, 04:08 AM
Which taste like
Bottle
11-01-2004, 04:18 AM
KILLER SEIZURE ROBOTS.
_B0b_
11-01-2004, 04:19 AM
My head hurts
Jonspen
11-01-2004, 05:04 AM
from those damn
Bottle
11-01-2004, 05:06 AM
KILLER SEIZURE ROBOTS.
_B0b_
11-01-2004, 05:47 AM
It always seems
Bottle
11-01-2004, 05:49 AM
like KILLER SEIZURE
_B0b_
11-01-2004, 05:50 AM
ROBOTS are in
Bottle
11-01-2004, 05:50 AM
this thread. Fortunately,
_B0b_
11-01-2004, 05:52 AM
we have an
Bottle
11-01-2004, 05:52 AM
elephant, so we
ArcPaladinZero
11-01-2004, 06:33 AM
fed it cheeseofdoom
( ArcPaladinZero 1552 Posts ) :cool:
Bottle
11-01-2004, 06:35 AM
(and being caught by Bottle)
and it died.
ArcPaladinZero
11-01-2004, 06:35 AM
That poor elephant. :(
_B0b_
11-01-2004, 02:24 PM
My small pet
ArcPaladinZero
11-01-2004, 07:31 PM
donkey ran around
DeadFishGuy
11-01-2004, 11:25 PM
eating people and
_B0b_
11-02-2004, 01:46 AM
enjoying itself thoroughly
Leigh
11-02-2004, 01:52 AM
. I traded him
_B0b_
11-02-2004, 01:54 AM
for yet another
Leigh
11-02-2004, 02:39 AM
simple grey snowball
_B0b_
11-02-2004, 03:17 AM
of my own
DeadFishGuy
11-02-2004, 04:17 AM
. Prepare yourself for
Thargor
11-02-2004, 04:20 AM
election day mayhem!
DeadFishGuy
11-02-2004, 04:40 AM
It's Batman versus
_B0b_
11-02-2004, 05:27 AM
another crazy and
Bottle
11-02-2004, 08:23 AM
completely ficticious superhero,
ArcPaladinZero
11-02-2004, 08:31 AM
like Wonder Woman.
Thargor
11-02-2004, 09:31 AM
Actually maybe we
Jonspen
11-02-2004, 09:40 AM
Killer Seizure Robots!!!!
Thargor
11-02-2004, 09:43 AM
What? Please try
Jonspen
11-02-2004, 09:44 AM
to make sense
Thargor
11-02-2004, 09:50 AM
, thank you. NOW,
Bottle
11-02-2004, 10:03 AM
cheese is good,
Thargor
11-02-2004, 10:58 AM
but pasta is
DeadFishGuy
11-02-2004, 11:03 AM
taking over Neptune!!
navarro
11-02-2004, 11:42 AM
banged nomar's mom
That was for search66.
navarro
11-02-2004, 11:43 AM
your damn blocks!
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