BETTER three word story (no flaming!)

[sooner4life]

You are weird

[Thargor]

So does bleu

[sooner4life]

so does white

[_B0b_]

chicken cook faster?

[Leigh]

No... Dark does

[_B0b_]

...how does that

[Bottle]

make any sense?

[Yunsung Ishtar]

Go to Hell!

[Bottle]

Because hell is

[-The Suffering-]

a great place

[Bottle]

to be BURNINATED

[Yunsung Ishtar]

I like pie

[_B0b_]

but he does

[sooner4life]

not like pie

[_B0b_]

and instead he

[sooner4life]

ate the pie

[Thargor]

and BURNINATED the

[sooner4life]

roast beef sandwich

[monkus]

which he got

[sooner4life]

as a christmas

[Omega_Paladin]

kick in the

[_B0b_]

small intestine. It

[ArcPaladinZero]

sure is sad

[Dragon Knights]

I havnt been here in like 4 days and i have never seent his thread come back....when did it come back?

[meat.eater]

(thats 22 words)

sure is sad...

when penguins fly

[Omega_Paladin]

without proper safety

[Jeffery]

equipment. Sometimes an

[Leigh]

evil clown will

[ChingyDTP]

Jump around naked...

[_B0b_]

with chickens and

[Bottle]

gratuituously annoy people

[_B0b_]

with short legs

[Bottle]

because they are

[_B0b_]

slightly over weight

[Bottle]

and need to

[sooner4life]

buy new legs

[Ali]

. FIGHTING SEIZURE ROBOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Spit_101]

ali is dumb :cool:

[DeadFishGuy]

Let's start by

[_B0b_]

not giving randomness

[Leigh]

a passing thought...

[Jeffery]

and instead focus

[Leigh]

on the clown...

[_B0b_]

...hold it back

[Ali]

. Moggles suck major

[Clacker]

(ignoring Ali .....)

and peel the

[Leigh]

mask off and

[Bottle]

eat some cheese!

[Clacker]

Then you must

[Bottle]

eat MORE cheese!

[Goldberg]

But first, you

[Bottle]

eat more cheese

[Spit_101]

but also eat


*knows what bottle is gonna say ;)*

[_B0b_]

smoked salmon wuth

[ArcPaladinZero]

cheese on top.

[_B0b_]

But because of

[meat.eater]

global cheese extinction

[_B0b_]

small spawnings of

[meat.eater]

rabbits inhabbited rural

[_B0b_]

and suburban streets

[Thargor]

, the Cheese Masters

[_B0b_]

drifted, taking out

[Thargor]

rabbits left and

[_B0b_]

centre field of

[Bottle]

the Cheese Empire.

[ArcPaladinZero]

Gimmie some cheese!

[Bottle]

'Cos cheese is

[ArcPaladinZero]

a food of

[Bottle]

goodness! Unlimited goodness.

[ArcPaladinZero]

I should be

[Bottle]

growing wings and

[ArcPaladinZero]

fly around like

[Bottle]

a KILLER SEIZURE

[DeadFishGuy]

GAMEBOY ADVANCE CARTRIDGE!!!

[Bottle]

Containing Advance Wars!

[madd dog36]

So he became

[Bottle]

a great tactician

[madd dog36]

that plays tao

[Bottle]

and eats cheese.

[emerald slasher]

almost everday since

[DeadFishGuy]

the oxygen shortage

[madd dog36]

and the tornado.

[Bottle]

People ignoring periods

[_B0b_]

and skipping classes

[Jeffery]

shall kill _bob_.

[_B0b_]

And thus the

[Jeffery]

beginning of the

[_B0b_]

second course in

[Bottle]

KILLER SEIZURE ROBOTTING

[_B0b_]

and instruction for

[Bottle]

eating cheese began.

[_B0b_]

During its long

[Bottle]

incubation period, the

[_B0b_]

small minded newt

[Bottle]

invented relativity and

[Thargor]

learned french and

[_B0b_]

used and repetitively

[Bottle]

ate some cheese.

[_B0b_]

With no relevance

[Thargor]

to anything reasonable,

[_B0b_]

or of any

[Bottle]

importance whatsoever, I

[ArcPaladinZero]

like eating cheese!

[Clacker]

Suddenly a huge

[Bottle]

KILLER SEIZURE CHEESE

[Thargor]

popped out of

[Bottle]

the ground, yelling

[Thargor]

"LEAVE MY CHILDREN

[Bottle]

ALONE, YOU TWITS!"

[_B0b_]

Without the use

[meat.eater]

of tampons, girls

[_B0b_]

would eat more

[FuzzOnFire]

of things like

[ArcPaladinZero]

cheese. It is

[DeadFishGuy]

vital that they

[truffleshfl]

get enough mold

[FuzzOnFire]

to put on

[_B0b_]

that extra flavour

[DeadFishGuy]

. I'm gonna get

[_B0b_]

some icecream and

[DeadFishGuy]

microwave it to

[Leigh]

chocolate sauce and...

[_B0b_]

well...you eat

[psychofireman]

while thinking of

[_B0b_]

small and ugly

[Leigh]

molded cheese balls

[_B0b_]

with green and

[psychofireman]

yellow fungus inside

[Bottle]

and submachine guns

[DeadFishGuy]

having KILLER SEIZURES!!!

[Bottle]

Brought on by

[FuzzOnFire]

flickering lights from

[Bottle]

luminous cheeses, which

[Amaroth]

is wicked pissa.

[FuzzOnFire]

Then suddenly bullets

[Bottle]

flew into FuzzOnFire's

[_B0b_]

large can of

[Bottle]

cheese, causing him

[Thargor]

to kill pink_samurai

[cs_zero]

with devastateing force.
( im skipping smuries post)

[_B0b_]

It fell onto

[truffleshfl]

Spikes that went

[cs_zero]

right through his

[truffleshfl]

head, heart, and

[cs_zero]

groin. He then

[truffleshfl]

fell off and (6 more posts 'til 1000)

[cs_zero]

fell into a

[truffleshfl]

steaming pile of

[cs_zero]

bubbleing, squishy, disgusting,

[truffleshfl]

smelly, rotten vat

[cs_zero]

"vat"? what the

[truffleshfl]

off topic: Vat: A large vessel, such as a tub, cistern, or barrel, used to hold or store liquids

Carry on.

[cs_zero]

and he sank

[truffleshfl]

to the bottem.

[cs_zero]

then we threw

[FuzzOnFire]

radioactive biohazard liquid

[_B0b_]

onto the kitchen

[DeadFishGuy]

table. I accelerated

[_B0b_]

the cheese grater

[Bottle]

to light speed,

[DeadFishGuy]

then Warp Six.

[_B0b_]

The dog sat

[Jonspen]

on the mat

[Spit_101]

and cried for

[Jonspen]

a donkey bone.

[DeadFishGuy]

I don't really

[Jonspen]

think that's necessary

[_B0b_]

but it will

[DeadFishGuy]

definitely add to

[Jonspen]

the dramatic layout

[Leigh]

of my dress

[Jonspen]

which is cute

[DeadFishGuy]

according to indigenous

[Bottle]

firemen in the

[Thargor]

south of France.

[Bottle]

France is a

[Spit_101]

big bag of

[Bottle]

cheeses and wines,

[FuzzOnFire]

which are moldy.

[truffleshfl]

and smell like

[ArcPaladinZero]

rotten roasted cheese.

[DeadFishGuy]

New sentences are

[Jeffery]

meant to be

[TheGreyAccount]

For stupid people.

[_B0b_]

My small rock

[Leigh]

defines the meaning

[_B0b_]

of small and

[DeadFishGuy]

rocky stuff. Fortunately

[_B0b_]

it has no

[Leigh]

meaning at all.

[Bottle]

And therefore we

[Cuathon]

are smoking pot.

[Bottle]

Except for thepeoplewhoare9yearsold.

(:D)

[Leigh]

You are FUNNY!!!!!! :D

[Bottle]

Thank you. I

[Cuathon]

am scared toplaycuathon.

[Bottle]

(Only I have the authority to run words together. Do you have over 1000 posts in this thread? I think NOT.)

So go away.

[_B0b_]

I dont like

[Bottle]

cricket, I love

[_B0b_]

it. And bottle

(you missed the ", no," =)...)

[Bottle]

really rocks. So

[_B0b_]

throw some more

[Bottle]

cheese to him!

[_B0b_]

For he is

[Bottle]

addicted to cheese

[_B0b_]

and other dairy

[Leigh]

But I am...

EDIT: Damn you beat me Bob :p

[_B0b_]

therefore I think.

EDIT: Sorry...my bad... =)

[Leigh]

That's OK but...

[_B0b_]

cheese tastes better

[Bottle]

than anything else,

[Leigh]

except for chocolate!!!!!

[_B0b_]

Which taste like

[Bottle]

KILLER SEIZURE ROBOTS.

[_B0b_]

My head hurts

[Jonspen]

from those damn

[Bottle]

KILLER SEIZURE ROBOTS.

[_B0b_]

It always seems

[Bottle]

like KILLER SEIZURE

[_B0b_]

ROBOTS are in

[Bottle]

this thread. Fortunately,

[_B0b_]

we have an

[Bottle]

elephant, so we

[ArcPaladinZero]

fed it cheeseofdoom

( ArcPaladinZero 1552 Posts ) :cool:

[Bottle]

(and being caught by Bottle)

and it died.

[ArcPaladinZero]

That poor elephant. :(

[_B0b_]

My small pet

[ArcPaladinZero]

donkey ran around

[DeadFishGuy]

eating people and

[_B0b_]

enjoying itself thoroughly

[Leigh]

. I traded him

[_B0b_]

for yet another

[Leigh]

simple grey snowball

[_B0b_]

of my own

[DeadFishGuy]

. Prepare yourself for

[Thargor]

election day mayhem!

[DeadFishGuy]

It's Batman versus

[_B0b_]

another crazy and

[Bottle]

completely ficticious superhero,

[ArcPaladinZero]

like Wonder Woman.

[Thargor]

Actually maybe we

[Jonspen]

Killer Seizure Robots!!!!

[Thargor]

What? Please try

[Jonspen]

to make sense

[Thargor]

, thank you. NOW,

[Bottle]

cheese is good,

[Thargor]

but pasta is

[DeadFishGuy]

taking over Neptune!!

[navarro]

banged nomar's mom


That was for search66.

[navarro]

your damn blocks!