BETTER three word story (no flaming!)

[DeadFishGuy]

navarro, you are confused, so I'm ingoring those posts.


So one Thursday,

[ChingyDTP]

A guy named.

[Bottle]

Edward William Snaffleberry

[*The Nothing*]

is crazy like...

[Bottle]

cheese. So let's

[Ali]

fight with seizure

[_B0b_]

and I want

[ArcPaladinZero]

a red ball.

[DeadFishGuy]

Not a green

[Omega_Paladin]

fish, blue fish

[Leigh]

cause they taste

[_B0b_]

bad, sam I

[DeadFishGuy]

am not. Undulating

[Bottle]

is quite repetitive,

[Leigh]

and terribly annoying...

[Bottle]

so don't do

[_B0b_]

anything that is

[Bottle]

called drugs. Because

[_B0b_]

Drugs 'r bad

[Bottle]

and cheese is

[_B0b_]

the most important

[Bottle]

thing in the

[_B0b_]

refrigerator. My own

[Bottle]

KlLLER SElZURE ROB0T

(damn thing won't let you capitalise the whole thing again!)

[_B0b_]

has a malfunction

[DeadFishGuy]

of the Reciprocation

[_B0b_]

device within its

[Bottle]

armour plated structure.

[_B0b_]

I cannot see

[Cuathon]

because someone forgot

[Bottle]

their contact lenses

[_B0b_]

to pack the

[DeadFishGuy]

custard sandwiches into

[_B0b_]

badly timed post

[Bottle]

which you should

[_B0b_]

try not to

[Bottle]

leave unedited if

[_B0b_]

you have a

[Bottle]

chance to change

[_B0b_]

what you have

[Bottle]

written. Meanwhile, the

[ArcPaladinZero]

flying doom cows

[Bottle]

which are filled

[DeadFishGuy]

with helium and

[Goldberg]

poisonous cotton candy

[Jonspen]

. I like to

[Darknecro]

watch porn while

[Legion Leader]

eating some popcorn

[Dragon Knights]

Then turn off

[ArcPaladinZero]

your computer. Duh!

[_B0b_]

cried the old

[Leigh]

horny psychotic man

[_B0b_]

with false teeth

[DeadFishGuy]

and imploding artichokes.

[_B0b_]

My grampa has

[kensai]

been arrested three

[_B0b_]

consecutive times for

[Leigh]

spamming the forums...

[_B0b_]

he was sorry.

[DeadFishGuy]

Well, my grampa

[_B0b_]

has lost his

[X-Chromosome]

sense of self

[Jonspen]

and virginity. Anyway

[007 GOD]

To A Clown

[Jonspen]

you look scary

[meggahizu]

never steal avatars,

[Bottle]

because if you

[ArcPaladinZero]

have stupid sigs...

(007 GOD needs to be shot in the face, anyone else think so?)

[Jonspen]

and get shot

(i think so too...)

[Bottle]

in the toes,

[S_K_O_F]

bottle becomes stupid!

[Jonspen]

Just like you!

(Joking by the way, :cool: )

[Bottle]

SKOF really sucks

(and that's not joking, by the way ;))

[ArcPaladinZero]

down pickled eggs

[falco88887]

while thinking about

[APZ]

cleaning walls with

[Bottle]

a stolen name.

[nooki]

To A Clown
I know this is out of the thread part but I need to say this:
You have a huge sig can u fix it plz thank you :D

[falco88887]

Nitric Acid can

[APZ]

be used to

[falco88887]

make friends with

[Serge]

evil scientists. Fighting

[APZ]

bears with a

[Bottle]

pointed stick is

[ArcPaladinZero]

quite dangerous for

[Bottle]

the common flea,

[ArcPaladinZero]

whom is defenseless.

[Bottle]

Minor grammatical errors

[falco88887]

are prevalent among

[Bottle]

uneducated folk and

[Foundation]

people who have

[Jonspen]

feet like bottle

[Foundation]

with icky ingrown

[Bottle]

pieces of cheese

[Jonspen]

from skof's ewok

[Bottle]

village. This village

[Foundation]

who got aids

[falco88887]

(This village) likes implying things

[Lord Shinok]

that died of

[Jonspen]

aids got lost

[Bottle]

in Wonderland. A

[Lord Shinok]

white talking rabbit

[Jonspen]

with a stopwatch

[Lord Shinok]

and looked at

[ArcPaladinZero]

a glowing rock

[Lord Shinok]

and said I'm

[Bottle]

fed up of

[Leigh]

stupid blonde girls

[Dark*Demon]

but not me

[Bottle]

. What's wrong with

[DeadFishGuy]

not being a

[Bottle]

KlLLER SElZURE R0BOT?

[_B0b_]

I just dont

[Bottle]

eat enough cheese

[Midnight Walker]

flavored sea monkeys.

[_B0b_]

and you will

[Bottle]

ignore periods incessently.

[_B0b_]

It is in

[Bottle]

your best interests

[_B0b_]

to follow strange

[Bottle]

people into dark

[_B0b_]

but yet magical

[Clacker]

rabbit holes in

[Bottle]

alternate dimensions, in

[_B0b_]

small cheese stands

[Bottle]

with extra ketchup.

[_B0b_]

This old man

[Bottle]

, he played one,

[_B0b_]

he played this

[Jonspen]

, he played that

[Lord Shinok]

, he played that
, and played her

[Jonspen]

with a string

[Lord Shinok]

which got caught

[Jonspen]

in my string.

[Lord Shinok]

Tao Ruler's mom had

[ArcPaladinZero]

a baseball bat

[Foundation]

named Mr. Handy

[DeadFishGuy]

, who died from

[Bottle]

exposure to stupidity.

[DeadFishGuy]

Living on Earth

[_B0b_]

is something we

[Bottle]

do pretty well.

[DeadFishGuy]

We're also good

[_B0b_]

at making pointless

[Bottle]

yet somewhat amusing

[DeadFishGuy]

Three Word Stories.

[Bottle]

Which, incidentally, are

[_B0b_]

more than a

[DeadFishGuy]

green mousemat with

[_B0b_]

a small instructional

[DeadFishGuy]

Mark 10 Ecto-plasmic

[_B0b_]

mice with some

[DeadFishGuy]

bean filled cars.

[Bottle]

Cheese is good.

[DeadFishGuy]

So is pie.

[Bottle]

But cheese is

[DeadFishGuy]

better with biscuits.

[Jonspen]

And crumpets are

[GoOgLe]

blue with bay

[Jonspen]

/tiny little sprinkles

[falco88887]

. Periods are fun.

[DeadFishGuy]

I'm gonna eat

[Jonspen]

some more pie.

(props on the new siggy DFG)

[DeadFishGuy]

(Thanks. I'd change the avatar too if it were able to be customised again. *cough*Bills*/cough*)

Then I'll eat

[Lord Shinok]

some rotten cheese

[_B0b_]

on a large

[Crash2Lord2004]

three year old

[_B0b_]

table cloth. It

[Lord Shinok]

made me horny

[Leigh]

when Lord Shinok...

[_B0b_]

I'd better not...

[Foundation]

grasp a boob

[_B0b_]

or kill foundation....

[tyu]

he starts to

[Foundation]

wank mr.powers enthusiatically

[_B0b_]

I mean 'thank',

[Foundation]

mr.powers is choaking !!!!!!!!!!!!

[Leigh]

like Bob said !!!!!!!

[Foundation]

IT NEEDS AIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ali]

Robots need gas

[_B0b_]

to work properly

[Foundation]

to take over

[_B0b_]

yet another thread.

[Jonspen]

. I like cheese

[DeadFishGuy]

that knows Spanish.

[_B0b_]

This is an

[Leigh]

insane thread! Why

[_B0b_]

not make it

[Jonspen]

even more insane?

[_B0b_]

Thats a good

[Leigh]

idea! But then...

[_B0b_]

why bother, if

[DaRkPuPpEt]

we eat poop?

[DeadFishGuy]

Last week I

[Leigh]

met DeadFishGuy and

[DeadFishGuy]

thought he was

[Bottle]

a KlLLER SElZURE

[ck1]

but he wasn't.......

[Bottle]

small, round and

[Lord Shinok]

ugly. He was

[Spit_101]

Tall, hairy and

[Leigh]

gorgeous! And so

[Spit_101]

he fell down

[Lord Shinok]

on his big

[Spit_101]

ass and screamed

[Leigh]

"DAMN THAT HURT"!!!!! :eek:

[_B0b_]

My brother says

[tyu]

one day he

[_B0b_]

went past the

[tyu]

cat that had

[Leigh]

tyu on a

[_B0b_]

fallen to the

[falco88887]

. Unnecesary periods can

[Foundation]

make girls really

[Leigh]

very, very frustrated!

[Foundation]

Just like leigh

[ArcPaladinZero]

, we all need

[tyu]

to stop the

[Foundation]

three word story

[ArcPaladinZero]

from ever ending.

[Dragon Knights]

wooooooooo lets party!!

[ArcPaladinZero]

I totally agree.

[Dragon Knights]

*Hands Arc Beer*

[Foundation]

i want beer !!!

[Dragon Knights]

*Gives to Foundation*

[Foundation]

*sips* ohno! *faints*

[ArcPaladinZero]

Oh geez, what

[truffleshfl]

happened to the

[ArcPaladinZero]

bed, it's on

[Foundation]

the chair doing

[ArcPaladinZero]

a crazy dance!

[DeadFishGuy]

My brain hurts.

[_B0b_]

So does mine.

[Leigh]

I "third" that

[TheBlazedAce]

This goes nowhere

[_B0b_]

near where I

[TheBlazedAce]

Live in solitude

[_B0b_]

and capitalize each

[Jeffery]

This Thread Sucks!

[_B0b_]

Cries the jealous

[Bottle]

crazy post whore.

[_B0b_]

The small thing

[Bottle]

called post count

[_B0b_]

created a gramatical

[Bottle]

and spelling error

(2 m's)

[Cuathon]

on my hommework.

[_B0b_]

The error(s) which

[Bottle]

pervaded this thread

[_B0b_]

where multiplying at

[Bottle]

post #11,000, where

(you mean were)