BETTER three word story (no flaming!)

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Bottle was whoring

(yes I realized that...and 11,001 posts...however, I may have meant where...as in "where multiplying at dangerous speeds is accepted" or somthing of the like)

[Bottle]

the entire forum

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for any of

[Bottle]

his cheese. Moving

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discretely through each

[Bottle]

forum, posting like

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a small rabid

[Thargor]

poodle. But then,

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don't we all?

[Bottle]

Personally, I post

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more often than

[Bottle]

a KILLER SEIZURE

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ROBOT drinks a

[Bottle]

can of KILLER

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RED BULLS. While

[Bottle]

this happens, a

[DeadFishGuy]

non-porous jelly

[cs_zero]

slowly covers a

[DeadFishGuy]

small boy's corpse.

[ArcPaladinZero]

I want food! :mad:

[Lord Shinok]

I am lost

[ArcPaladinZero]

Where are you?

[Jonspen]

Who are you?

[Lord Shinok]

I'm in hell!!!

[Jonspen]

Is it good?

[Lord Shinok]

Yeah, I see

[Jonspen]

lot's of fire.

[Lord Shinok]

I also see

[Jonspen]

me and Hesam

[Lord Shinok]

touching each other's

[Cuathon]

long skinny noses.

[Jonspen]

. Cuathon likes men,

(Let's get off flaming eachother.)

[Lord Shinok]

stop touching my

[Jonspen]

laundy basket, Anyway

[cs_zero]

Hell is like

[ArcPaladinZero]

frozen cheesecake of

[cs_zero]

un-imaginable cheesyness, and

[Jonspen]

DOOM! I like

[DeadFishGuy]

to eat pencils,

[max2k106]

because they are

[endless]

long and hard

[Thargor]

and crunchy. Quit

[Spit_101]

asking me about

[Thargor]

the mating habits

[Spit_101]

which are very

[Office_Shredder]

hard to do

[tyu]

because they dont

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follow any of

[Ali]

them, the rules.

[ArcPaladinZero]

What in the

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world is going

[ArcPaladinZero]

on around here?

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It seemed as

[ArcPaladinZero]

flying cows will

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fall, that the

[ArcPaladinZero]

farmers will cry

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for their sheep

[DeadFishGuy]

as they suffer.

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Sadly they all

[Leigh]

got squished. :( Meanwhile...

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in a relatively

[Bottle]

stable universe, life

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co-existed in almost

[Bottle]

inexplicable harmony with

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a dominating species

[Bottle]

called Cheese. Anyway,

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in a suburban

[Bottle]

environment, KILLER SEIZURE

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ROBOTS spread the

[Bottle]

KILLER SEIZURE word.

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As the great

[Leigh]

simple grey snowball...

[Bottle]

once said, "Cheese

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will devour us

[Bottle]

in our sleep!"

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The great prophet

[Bottle]

said "5 posts

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left to go!"

[Bottle]

The TOP POSTER

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of TAO is....

[Bottle]

BOTTLE!

( http://img21.exs.cx/img21/1356/W00T1.jpg )

Now we

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must all bow

[Bottle]

to some cheese.

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I dont know

[Bottle]

whether I should

[Thargor]

eat spam or

[DeadFishGuy]

go punch someone.

[Jonspen]

I might try

[Foundation]

eating my boogers

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. The less significantly

[ck1]

noticed member of

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the unknown group

[ArcPaladinZero]

decided to run

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for their lives

[Foundation]

. RD is gaining

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on us, we

[Foundation]

must keep posting

[ArcPaladinZero]

and further the

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domination of our

[ArcPaladinZero]

precious pointless thread. :p

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But it is

[ArcPaladinZero]

highly looked upon

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as a source

[ArcPaladinZero]

of completely random

[truffleshfl]

stuff. APZ just

[ArcPaladinZero]

lost his mind.

[truffleshfl]

because he wants

[ArcPaladinZero]

to show xyx

[APZ]

who is the

[ArcPaladinZero]

best post whore

[truffleshfl]

and the best

[Al Caponeoni]

tactical master of

[ArcPaladinZero]

beating xyx at

(Apz has reached a point of content-ness) :D

[truffleshfl]

being to most

[Al Caponeoni]

worse than xyx.

HAH!
:D

[ArcPaladinZero]

So true. I

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wish there was

[ArcPaladinZero]

an easy way

[cs_zero]

to keep RD

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at bay is

[cs_zero]

posting more here.

[Bottle]

Fortunately, we still

[Leigh]

have Bottle to...

[Thargor]

eat cheese and

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drink some more

[Bottle]

cheese milkshake. However,

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due to the

[Bottle]

re-overtaking of APZ

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and his dreaded

[Bottle]

KILLER SElZURE ROBOTS,

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forcing the poor

[Bottle]

cheese-loving post whores

[Thargor]

to pay for

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more of their

[Thargor]

hooch themselves. Now

[Bottle]

I will kill

[Thargor]

APZ's post count

[Bottle]

by drowning it

[Artanis]

In pickle juice

[Bottle]

which stinks. Fortunately,

[Artanis]

all the people

[Bottle]

who like cheese

[DeadFishGuy]

have rather large

[Bottle]

IQs, meaning that

[DeadFishGuy]

they're smart. Duh!

[Bottle]

Well, smart, but

[cs_zero]

also very sensitive

[DeadFishGuy]

to gamma rays.

[Bottle]

Gamma rays are

[cs_zero]

really ick'y like

[ArcPaladinZero]

melted cheese or

[Bottle]

KILLER SEIZURE chickens.

[wolf-boy]

But then a

[DeadFishGuy]

uber pea began

[Bottle]

to KILL and

[wolf-boy]

eat a humongous

[DeadFishGuy]

big chinned guy.

[wolf-boy]

suddenly a panda

[DeadFishGuy]

died. On Thursdays,

[Bottle]

I eat cheese.

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When I am

[Lord Shinok]

horny and hyper

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I eat cheese

[Leigh]

and lots of

[Foundation]

my boogers so

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to ignore foundation

[ArcPaladinZero]

by singing and

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...no anything but

[Bottle]

KlLLER SElZURE R0BOTS!

[Cuathon]

I like chocolate

[Bottle]

(but) not your banner,

[DeadFishGuy]

of infinite doomness!!

[Cuathon]

bottle STFU before (I)

[Bottle]

reduce (my) banner size

[Cuathon]

whichididbecauseiwasntsurehowbigitwastillilookatth eforumsfixitand uploadittoimageshackasasmallerbanner soSTFUbecauseitisfixed

[Bottle]

, ok? Moving on,

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to a better

[Bottle]

Three Word Story

[Cuathon]

Because giant killer

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full of amazing

[DeadFishGuy]

deep fried lampshades.

[AssassinOfLords]

enter the vocabulary.

[The Botosai]

eat peanut butter.

[AssassinOfLords]

When the elephants

[ArcPaladinZero]

attack helpless robots

[AssassinOfLords]

and kill the

[The Botosai]

big mutated monkeys

[AssassinOfLords]

The cheese eating

[The Botosai]

fat yellow horses

[AssassinOfLords]

will stampede into

[tyu]

a block of

[The Golden Wolf]

cheese, and then

[The Botosai]

eat more cheese

[DeadFishGuy]

or cheese-like substances.

[The Botosai]

so after that

[Jonspen]

I nibbled socks

[DeadFishGuy]

and various other

[Jonspen]

assorted underpants. Otherwise

[The Botosai]

I'd rape the

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the killer of

[Jonspen]

frost the snowman!

[DeadFishGuy]

According to the

[Leigh]

DeadFishGuy from Tao...

[Bottle]

Bottle rules. This

[Leigh]

is a JOKE! :p

[Bottle]

However, I firmly

[DeadFishGuy]

adjust my large

[Bottle]

KlLLER SElZURE R0BOT

[DeadFishGuy]

flavoured insect repellant.

[Leigh]

God you guys...

[tyu]

should stop the

[DeadFishGuy]

inhaling of oxygen.

[MokoToko]

so that i

[Jonspen]

can breathe without

[DeadFishGuy]

continuing to live.

[psychofireman]

peeing my pants

[DeadFishGuy]

is like activating

[The Botosai]

my big hose

[Spit_101]

which sprays a

[Jonspen]

nitric acid onto

[DeadFishGuy]

sodium nitrate, causing

[psychofireman]

very fine mist

[Spit_101]

of grape soda.

[DeadFishGuy]

Caesium and water

[psychofireman]

for me to

[DeadFishGuy]

react together, causing

[Office_Shredder]

a big kabloomie

[DeadFishGuy]

and several deaths.

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This thread...died

[paulk6]

Like you should.

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Because of its

[paulk6]

Kickass new skateboard.

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Which ended every

[paulk6]

hopeful little dream.

[The Golden Wolf]

But Monkeys don't

[cs_zero]

love snork as

[truffleshfl]

much as you

[FuzzOnFire]

eat moldy cheese.

[DeadFishGuy]

Wednesdays are highly

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favoured by the

[Leigh]

early morning gang.

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However most people

[Leigh]

don't get up

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happily on monday

[DeadFishGuy]

mornings. Instead, they

[Jonspen]

pour water on

[DeadFishGuy]

Francium and EXPLODINATE!!!

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With a large

[DeadFishGuy]

coke and fries.

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Please enjoy your