BETTER three word story (no flaming!)

[DeadFishGuy]

slow, painful death

[_B0b_]

from your fast

[Leigh]

from eating junk-food !

EDIT: DAMMIT BOB... You beat me too it! :p

[_B0b_]

Fasting on junk

And you can fast from eating junk foor cant you? Its like that Dilbert comic -

Doesn't 'fast' mean not eating? So how can you have 'fast' food? And how much would I have to eat before I starved to death?

[MokoToko]

food is not

the current dilbert is funny, 3000 calories donut filled with very sharp objects but is irresistably delicous

[Jonspen]

something to be

[_B0b_]

all that proud

[MokoToko]

doing while trying

[Leigh]

to diet! Now...

[MokoToko]

please take my

[ArcPaladinZero]

hat and throw

[MokoToko]

down the long

[Thargor]

lane into the

[MokoToko]

bee hive of

[roamingstorm]

murderous dull spoons

[MokoToko]

made out of

[DeadFishGuy]

iron(II) sulphate ions.

[Spit_101]

DFG + chemistry

[DeadFishGuy]

= World Domination!!

[max2k106]

Even though this

[Jonspen]

is crazy, I

[DeadFishGuy]

have many chemicals

[Jonspen]

that I can

[Spit_101]

kill poeple with.

[Jonspen]

People spelt people

[Spit_101]

in the 50's

[Jonspen]

. When people wore

[Spit_101]

jock straps and

[Amaroth]

injected crack during

[Jonspen]

the monkey. Anyway

[Amaroth]

I used to

[Jonspen]

also do dance

[Amaroth]

classes with llamas.

[Jonspen]

They spat on

[Spit_101]

with a fish,

[Jonspen]

monkey and dog.

[Spit_101]

Yesterday I tryed

[Jonspen]

to lick a

[Spit_101]

moose, but it

[Amaroth]

started singing Metallica.

[Spit_101]

Songs like Enter

[Amaroth]

Sandman. Then all

[Jonspen]

of a sudden

[Spit_101]

a guitar fell

[max2k106]

and i cried.

[Amaroth]

I hate those

[Bottle]

damn cheese-eating scumbags.

[Spit_101]

Bottle likes to

[roamingstorm]

gruesomley murder spammers (like spit_101)

[Bottle]

and hunt n00bs.

[cs_zero]

The n00bs include;

[max2k106]

people like spit_101

[tyu]

and like Kalamady

[roamingstorm]

but not me

[Foundation]

because i stuff

[tyu]

many things down

[ArcPaladinZero]

my throat, like

[DeadFishGuy]

handbags and toilets.

[_B0b_]

Oh and not

[Bottle]

enough cheese. This

[DeadFishGuy]

cannot be forgiven.

[Leigh]

Meanwhile, on the

[Bottle]

KILLER SEIZURE isle

[DeadFishGuy]

there were scientists

[tyu]

who had developed

[Leigh]

a recipe for

[_B0b_]

a pumpkin and

[Thargor]

sardine pie. It

[_B0b_]

does not have

[Thargor]

any redeeming qualities.

[DeadFishGuy]

It's pie blasphemy!!

[ArcPaladinZero]

I hate work.

[Spit_101]

I ran away

[zzzaacckk]

to the circus

[Spit_101]

bunny who liked

[max2k106]

to make stupid

[MokoToko]

comments about peoples

[Jonspen]

socks. Anyway I

[Spit_101]

think you should

[MokoToko]

take a poop.

[Spit_101]

It's good for

[max2k106]

your health. Also,

[Kos-Mos]

it can heal

[ArcPaladinZero]

any kind of

[Kos-Mos]

hyperactive red sox

[Foundation]

fan with poop

[Kos-Mos]

that partially smelled

[ArcPaladinZero]

like chocolate roses.

[Kos-Mos]

I hope that

[ArcPaladinZero]

the cheese god

[Kos-Mos]

will grant us

[Al Caponeoni]

no more cheese.

:D

[ArcPaladinZero]

Yes he better!!! :mad:

[Kos-Mos]

or smitage shall

[ArcPaladinZero]

fall upon whomever

[Kos-Mos]

is dumb enough

[Al Caponeoni]

to eat cheese.

:D

[Kos-Mos]

The cheese god

(lol)

[ArcPaladinZero]

will smite Al!
:cool:

[Kos-Mos]

Then teh world

[cs_zero]

will be covered

[Kos-Mos]

in smelly yellow

[cs_zero]

old bubbleing pudding?

[Kos-Mos]

E GADS! yelled teh

[Bottle]

KlLLER SElZURE R0BOTS!

[_B0b_]

With their elderly

[Bottle]

cheese-making equipment, they

[_B0b_]

eat through a

[Bottle]

straw, because it

[_B0b_]

somehow enhanced the

[Bottle]

fluidic properities of

[_B0b_]

a population of

[Bottle]

wild mongoose. That

[_B0b_]

fried the old

[Bottle]

piece of cheese

[_B0b_]

with the other

[Bottle]

T0NGS 0F DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO0M!

[_B0b_]

With that they

[Bottle]

promptly ran away.

[_B0b_]

He is a

[Bottle]

complete and utter

[_B0b_]

moron, I cant

[Bottle]

stand him! Joking.

[_B0b_]

Thanks. I needed

[Bottle]

holes in my

[_B0b_]

socks for the

[Bottle]

smell to escape.

[_B0b_]

Therefore reach the

[Thargor]

end of my

[_B0b_]

toes? I dont

[Thargor]

get it either.

[_B0b_]

Thats good. So

[Thargor]

lets make this

[_B0b_]

somehow more interesting

[Thargor]

by adding exploding

[ArcPaladinZero]

KILLER SEIZURE ROBOTS (http://seizurerobots.com/)

[Thargor]

to my vodka

[DeadFishGuy]

martini, shaken not

KILLER SEIZURE ROBOTS (http://seizurerobots.com/)

(Haha! Nice!)

[Bottle]

thrown away. Did

(did you not know where the whole killier seizure robot thing came from, DFG?)

[Jonspen]

you realise that?

(It came from the simpsons episode where they go to brazil, and bart watches the killer seizure robots program, that gives them seizures when they watch it.)

[MokoToko]

my poop machine

[ArcPaladinZero]

is really dumb.

[MokoToko]

Sometimes it will

[Jonspen]

explode in your

[max2k106]

pants and blast

[MokoToko]

the dogs away.

[Jonspen]

Everyone please keep

[Spit_101]

the hogs in

[MokoToko]

the fences. Moko's

[Spit_101]

hair is so

[MokoToko]

poopalicious. If you

[Jonspen]

brush your teeth

[Bottle]

every night, they

[Jonspen]

will not decay.

[Bottle]

Instead they will

[Foundation]

become infested with

[MokoToko]

giant poop monsters.

[Foundation]

It'S nOt FaIr

[MokoToko]

that foundation lives.

[smiley]

[Bottle]

Hopefully, he will

[Thargor]

realize the error

[Jonspen]

of his ways.

[Thargor]

The spaghetti was

[Jonspen]

very wiggly, and

[Thargor]

came to life!

[Ignition]

and killed someone

[Jonspen]

. People like to

[DeadFishGuy]

eat armchairs because

[Jonspen]

of people like

[Thargor]

edible armchair salesmen.

[Jonspen]

People who eat

[Thargor]

armchairs get indigestion

[Jonspen]

and need some

[DeadFishGuy]

anti-armchair medicine tablets.

[Jonspen]

Lot's of people

[DeadFishGuy]

did this, promptly

[Jonspen]

they turned into

[Thargor]

pill popping junkies.

[Jonspen]

Obivously they decided

[Thargor]

the pills were

[Jonspen]

toxic!!! So they

[ArcPaladinZero]

ran about screaming

[Thargor]

and pukeing and

[Jonspen]

laughing at eachother.

[Bottle]

(Each other is 2 words.)

Some random people

[DeadFishGuy]

do random things,

(This is weird. I keep thinking Jonspen and Thargor are the same person.)

[Jonspen]

like eating socks.

(Why is that?)

[Bottle]

(similar banners)

Sock-eating causes chronic

[Jonspen]

which requirers alot

(Not really, mine is way slimmer)

[Bottle]

of not-making-sense. A

(a lot is two words as well :D)

[Jonspen]

donkey sat on

(Say's the one who hyphonated "not, making and sense")

[Bottle]

(at least I hyphenated them)

a KILLER SEIZURE

[Leigh]

girl-boyfriend of Bottles...

[Thargor]

and asked, "what

(Jonspen could be my nephew. He's about the right age.)

[tyu]

are you doin

[Thargor]

wearing purple tights?"

[DeadFishGuy]

"I'm reciprocating squirrels."

[Jonspen]

and dancing with

[DeadFishGuy]

no sense of

[Ignition]

killing any one

[Thargor]

or anything. Grammar

[ArcPaladinZero]

is; pointless' here?

[Jonspen]

Who cares anyway?

[Thargor]

I do. It

[Jonspen]

matters alot to

[Ignition]

fish, that eat

[Thargor]

bad sentence structurers.

[Spit_101]

That's why he

[Ignition]

will never again

[Spit_101]

play Xbox again

[Ignition]

because it will

[Bottle]

warp his mind.

[Jonspen]

My mouldy socks

[roamingstorm]

sprang to life

[Foundation]

impaling my chest

[ArcPaladinZero]

with some cheesecake!

[_B0b_]

I do not

[Leigh]

like violence. I

[_B0b_]

am not a

[Leigh]

a mean person! :(

[Thargor]

So instead I

[Leigh]

ask Thargor to

[Ignition]

kick there butt

[_B0b_]

he missed. Well

[madd dog36]

he decided to

[_B0b_]

end the long

[Jonspen]

wait for sandwiches.

[Ignition]

Latter that day

[Jonspen]

I slapped you

[ArcPaladinZero]

for your misspellings.

[Jonspen]

APZ's banners rock

[Thargor]

, said Jonspen as

[Clacker]

if he didn't

[Bottle]

like cheese. That

[-=ReaperOfDarkn]

that smelt as

[Krome]

mingin as a

[-=ReaperOfDarkn]

cow in heat.

[ArcPaladinZero]

Grammar is useless.

[Asmodeus]

I only have

[Jonspen]

1 sock. Who

[DeadFishGuy]

stole the other?

[Jonspen]

I found it

[DeadFishGuy]

, but it was

[Jonspen]

under another sock.

[DeadFishGuy]

I was forced

[Jonspen]

to lift the

[DeadFishGuy]

sock with a

[Jonspen]

pair of plyers.

[DeadFishGuy]

As a result,

[Jonspen]

I lose two