BETTER three word story (no flaming!)

[Sangreal]

pennies in a

[DeadFishGuy]

horrible plane crash.

[Sangreal]

including two manatees.

[Jonspen]

So anyway I

[Sangreal]

think Jonspen is

[Jonspen]

spider-man, because

[Kalamady]

he is a

[Sangreal]

very, very big

[Kalamady]

spider with a

[Sangreal]

red thing on

[Kalamady]

his ass. Sometimes

[Sangreal]

he likes to

[Jonspen]

tell people to

(Stop flaming me)

[Sangreal]

flame him and

[Jonspen]

not at the

(Dude, the title say's no flaming....Neg rep coming your way)

[Sangreal]

person who doesn't

(care about neg rep)

[Jonspen]

eat chickens anymore.

[Sangreal]

So this other

[Jonspen]

guy named Sangreal

[Sangreal]

is really cool.

[Jonspen]

No he isn't.

[Sangreal]

So then a

{OMFG NO FLAMIN NOOB JOO AIR SOO GAY!!!!!}

[Jonspen]

giant medical tortoise

(I didn't flame you directly, I only said your name, is that flaming in your crazy screwed up world? If it is, I would like to see a teacher try to take the register if every person was like you)

[Sangreal]

ripped Jonspen's nose

(You said that I wasn't cool, completely directly. You need to learn to read.)

[Jonspen]

off. Doesn't matter

(I was not flaming, I was dissagreeing with your statement of being "cool", If I just said you suck for no reason, that is flaming)

[Sangreal]

if I kill

(So me saying you have a red thing on you is flaming, and you blatantly saying I am not cool is? It all makes sense now, you are an alien)

[Spit_101]

someone with a

(stop being little kids you two.)

[Jonspen]

pitchfork. Who likes

[Spit_101]

cheese and sausage.

[Sangreal]

He then ate

(Jonspen: 0 Sangreal:3 Gagillion)

[Jonspen]

some bumble-bee socks.

(If it helps you sleep at night, ok)

[Bottle]

Socks are useful

[DeadFishGuy]

if you have

[Sir Vival]

this thread sucks. {End of Sentence}

[Bottle]

*ignores n00b*

arthritis in your

[DeadFishGuy]

medula oblongata, or

[Bottle]

left eyebrow. Meanwhile

[DeadFishGuy]

, there were several

[Thargor]

inappropriately dressed moose

[Spit_101]

who danced all

(please just get along!!)

[cs_zero]

night, until they
(here it is)

[Asmodeus]

Idiot!!!
You Bumped It After All 1@$@$@!%43tg Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaf gadgdfsg
Fg

[cs_zero]

You Were The One Who Was Askinf For It!!!!!
Besides< There Is No Way That Bottle Would Let This Stay That For Behind For Very Long!!!

[Kalamady]

It doesn't matter. We're getting this thing closed.

[T3km4n]

Good luck with that. When there is talk of this thing closing or being deleted, Bottle threatens to run away.

I don't think any mod has the guts to do it.

[cs_zero]

snarr closed it once.

[T3km4n]

I believe that was Aro. And I think it was a joke.

[cs_zero]

Oh, yea it might have been Aro, but yea, i knew it was a joke.
* wonders if anyone notices the story has stopped *

[T3km4n]

*hopes it stays that way*

[Kalamady]

I'll start the story up again...


This thread sucks

[cs_zero]

so much that

[tyu]

people wont think

[cs_zero]

of posting here

[Bottle]

except for me

(If you don't like this thread, then why the hell do you post in it? And why do you want it closed? Merely to see other people get annoyed? You petty, petty people.)

[Leigh]

. I think it's

[Bottle]

sad how people

[Leigh]

want to spoil :(

[Bottle]

other people's fun.

[DeadFishGuy]

I agree. They

[Bottle]

think they're right,

[Asmodeus]

You Were The One Who Was Askinf For It!!!!!
Besides< There Is No Way That Bottle Would Let This Stay That For Behind For Very Long!!!
I didn't ask!
I asked where was it!
Didn't even get a screenie.
*sigh* I have no reason left ot go on.
*Dies*

(TWS): But they're really

[Bottle]

just misunderstanding the

[DeadFishGuy]

entire point of

[Office_Shredder]

the TWS and

[DeadFishGuy]

those involved. I

[Bottle]

can't spell involved.

[Asmodeus]

eels eat cheese

[DeadFishGuy]

, assuming cheese exists.

[Bottle]

If not, Bottle

[tyu]

will start to

[Bottle]

KILL and SEIZE

[Jonspen]

those KILLER SEIZURE

[DeadFishGuy]

CHEESE ROBOTS, then

[Sir Vival]

the cows went

[Spit_101]

and shot him.

[DeadFishGuy]

An ambulance hit

[Jonspen]

The shot man

(Isn't it usually go home?)

[Sir Vival]

ate the cow

[Jonspen]

and they all

[DeadFishGuy]

did the Moonwalk.

[Spit_101]

Because Michael Jackson

[DeadFishGuy]

nuked some plumbers,

[Spit_101]

and killed boys.

[Jonspen]

No he didn't,

(Next person has to say hang them over railings though!)

[Spit_101]

said mr. petjak

[Jonspen]

, who isn't me.

[AssassinOfLords]

but instead is

[Jonspen]

YOU! Anyway I

[Bottle]

like cheese. Fortunately,

[Jonspen]

not french cheese.

[AssassinOfLords]

I also do

[Jonspen]

acrobatics in my

[DeadFishGuy]

basement, for no

[Jonspen]

apparrent reason. So

[AssassinOfLords]

the GIANT SEIZURE

[Jonspen]

ROBOT gave me

[drakonfire]

the title of

[Jonspen]

my new novel.

[Bottle]

Which was: "I

[AssassinOfLords]

loved a GIANT

[Bottle]

CHEESE!" This title

[Jonspen]

I made was

[AssassinOfLords]

probably the best

[drakonfire]

thing to happen

[Bottle]

to cheese since

[Jonspen]

it was invented.

[drakonfire]

thus concludes my

[AssassinOfLords]

extra long title.

[truffleshfl]

Why do people

[Bottle]

like cheese so

[Jonspen]

they drink it.

[Bottle]

Well, cheese isn't

[Jonspen]

that good tasting

[Bottle]

... only joking! It

[Foundation]

is like ambrosia

[AssassinOfLords]

of the heart.

[Spit_101]

Why must Bottle

[drakonfire]

always refer to

[Bottle]

Julia as God?

[Spit_101]

Sorry I joked.

[ArcPaladinZero]

Try and choke.

[Bottle]

Returning to the

[Leigh]

real issue... We

[Bottle]

all like cheese.

[Leigh]

Especially the real

[Bottle]

variety. It just

[Leigh]

rules along with

[Bottle]

KILLER SEIZURE ROBOTS. i

[_B0b_]

Not them again

[Leigh]

, they drive me

[_B0b_]

completely up the

[Bottle]

multi-storey car park.

[_B0b_]

He didnt know

[Bottle]

that in fact

[_B0b_]

a small group

[Bottle]

of pygmy elephants

[_B0b_]

had grown in

[Immortality]

word word word

[Bottle]

(ignores n00b)

their local shop

[_B0b_]

by the elderly

[Thargor]

cheesemonger and his

[_B0b_]

fat danish hound

[Bottle]

called Jim. Anyway,

[_B0b_]

back on the

[Leigh]

ranch... I was

[_B0b_]

tending to my

[Leigh]

3 little sheep...

[Bottle]

when suddenly a

[ArcPaladinZero]

large flying cow

[Jonspen]

sat on them!!!

(Poor sheep!)

[KBHoleN1]

He flattened their

[Jonspen]

fluffy tails and

[AssassinOfLords]

their bushy eyebrows.

[Leigh]

OH GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...... :eek:

[AssassinOfLords]

I lost my

(Leigh, how'd you get so many caps?)

[Leigh]

new wool coat!

(I felt like it... Convey's the screaming action much better :p)

[AssassinOfLords]

And my old

(Thanks :))

[Leigh]

lamb slippers! Meanwhile,

(Welcome! :) )

[***Duo***]

Wow...
(Felt like posting. :) )
You guys rock. ;)


-Duo

[Dragon Knights]

I need a

[Spit_101]

new pair of

[Dragon Knights]

slippers and socks

[Spit_101]

so they match

[Dragon Knights]

no they dont

[ArcPaladinZero]

eat chicken for

[tyu]

three days in

[~Dark-Rain~]

Aculpulco in Mexico.

[DeadFishGuy]

Did anyone see

[_B0b_]

that guy who

[Leigh]

promised he'd give

[_B0b_]

Leigh yet another

[Leigh]

gigantic, romantic, amazing...

[Bottle]

chap called Bottle?

[Leigh]

WOW (!) That'd be

[Bottle]

really, really, really

[Leigh]

crazy as hell... :eek:

[Bottle]

because Bottle is

[_B0b_]

not all that

[Bottle]

rubbish. Instead, he's

[_B0b_]

quite the horribly

[Bottle]

incredible guy. Anyway,

[Zeratul]

that want's the

[Jonspen]

the tomatoe to

[007 GOD]

who will be the first on page 780?

[Bottle]

go to Kenya

[Zeratul]

and have a

[Bottle]

free snorkel! Lions

[Zeratul]

with a big

[Bottle]

knife and fork

[Jeffery]

never eat soup

[Bottle]

, unless they have

[Ignition]

very big spoons

[Zeratul]

that they use

[Jeffery]

to play music.

[Zeratul]

using a giant....

[Ignition]

blowtorch to melt

[Zeratul]

FLASHING SEIZERs ROBOTS

[Thargor]

made of plastic

[Ignition]

that were attacking

[Zeratul]

your brother's bedroom

[Jonspen]

with large sticks!!!

[Thargor]

They smelled like

(A brief history of Robot Firsts in the TWS:

12-18-2004 scary monkey robots
12-19-2003 blind robot
12-19-2003 killer japanese robot
12-25-2003 giant seizure robot
01-02-2004 giant robot
01-03-2004 Giant Seisure Robots
01-17-2004 Fighting seizure robots
01-21-2004 mini seizure robots
02-09-2004 KILLER SEIZURE ROBOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
02-19-2004 a small robot
02-26-2004 secret seizure robot
02-29-2004 killer robots
03-27-2004 terminator robot
03-28-2004 SEIZURE ROBOTS!
05-03-2004 JAPANESE ROBOTS
07-10-2004 KILLER ROBOT
07-22-2004 ROBOTS of greater
07-30-2004 crazy robot
08-22-2004 ROBOT of INFINITE
09-20-2004 ROBOTS of DOOM!!!!!!!!!!!
10-06-2004 CHEESE EATING ROBOTS
10-18-2004 chocolate covered robots
11-15-2004 helpless robots
11-21-2004 CHEESE ROBOTS
11-23-2004 FLASHING SEIZERs ROBOTS

Robots have appeared approximately 183 times in the TWS, most of them being the KILLER SEIZURE variety. :D

There thats better)

[Jonspen]

beer and cheese.

(You never cease to amaze me, good job!)

[Thargor]

Putrid chunky crud

[Zeratul]

and lots of

[Amaroth]

purple computer chairs.

[Ignition]

Girls with big,

[Zeratul]

Tits and nice

[Jonspen]

tight arses were

[DeadFishGuy]

unlikely to appear,

[Ignition]

a very long

[Thargor]

snake said. Next,

[Jonspen]

to my house,

[DeadFishGuy]

is a stain

[Thargor]

where the snake

[Jonspen]

lives is cosey.

[Bottle]

Our lack of

[Thargor]

sense-making is rather

[Bottle]

disturbing, to say

[Thargor]

the least. So,

[Jonspen]

tis stury sux.

[Bottle]

As a result

[Thargor]

the grass died.

[Jonspen]

But then suddenly

[Thargor]

complete sentances appeared!

[Bottle]

This sparked controversy

[Thargor]

, and many naysayers

[Office_Shredder]

who said nay.

[Bottle]

ignored Office's period

[Office_Shredder]

because they don't

[Thargor]

want coherence, but (since they)

[DeadFishGuy]

have no brains.

[Bottle]

People should edit.

[DeadFishGuy]

I agree, taxes

[Thargor]

are a necessary

[Ignition]

thing because they

[Thargor]

keep my refridgerator

[Silver Fox]

on all night

[Bottle]

, and keep my

[Leigh]

chesse safe and

[Silver Fox]

cold next to

[Kos-Mos]

my rotting asparagus

[DeadFishGuy]

flavoured sock. Techno

[Thargor]

reminds me of

[_B0b_]

one of those

[Leigh]

bizarre, far out

[_B0b_]

and quite highly

[Bottle]

thought of people

[Bottle]

such as me.

(sorry, couldn't resist it :D)

[Silver Fox]

Bottle reminds me