BETTER three word story (no flaming!)

[Bottle]

of a really

[Silver Fox]

wet and smelly

[Bottle]

genius. No flaming!

[Leigh]

Futhermore, he fits

[Silver Fox]

the perfect picture

[psychofireman]

of beer and

[Silver Fox]

the perfect man

[psychofireman]

toy for everyone

[Silver Fox]

but he was

[psychofireman]

cheap and easy

[Link9]

strong but moribund

[Ignition]

and easy to

[Bottle]

eat cheese with.

[Zeratul]

and Canadian Beer !!!!!!!!!!!

[ArcPaladinZero]

People are dumb.

[Ignition]

One day there

[psychofireman]

was this dog

[MANSLAUGHTER1]

that pissed on

[Bottle]

my neighbour's tree

[Ignition]

that was made

[Bottle]

in Taiwan. This

[Jonspen]

is not a

[Ignition]

very overly entertaining

[Bottle]

subject, so let's

[tyu]

talk about the

[Ignition]

candy that can

[tyu]

attack people that

[Zeratul]

try to eat

[Bottle]

my cheese. It

[DeadFishGuy]

protects bottle's favourite

[Leigh]

flavor along with

[max2k106]

Killer Seizure Robots. ;)

[h()()t]

Then there was

[_B0b_]

another of those

[max2k106]

Killer Seizure Robots!

[_B0b_]

Which was happily

[Al Caponeoni]

the Radireformirepublic Party.

[_B0b_]

It made no

[-=ReaperOfDarkn]

cream come out

[max2k106]

of OS's ass :rolleyes:

[DeadFishGuy]

, or anywhere else.

[_B0b_]

That meant the

[Bottle]

KILLER SEIZURE ROBOTS fhbg

[_B0b_]

had found the

[Zeratul]

Big Shiney Thing

[Ignition]

that let them

[wolf-boy]

make monkey poo

[Link9]

and takING a

[Ignition]

horabul lage piss

[Bottle]

spelling mistakes. Three

[Ignition]

very big fish

[Bottle]

actually spelled correctly!

[Jonspen]

No it isn't

[max2k106]

Bills has done

[Jonspen]

some funny stuff.

[Ignition]

one day in

[max2k106]

the rev lobby

[Ali]

decided to eat

[max2k106]

many a noob.

[_B0b_]

But without his

[max2k106]

uber hacking skills,

[_B0b_]

the poor defenseless

[max2k106]

noob hacker got

[Jonspen]

KILLER SEIZURE ROBOT-TED*

*Robotted - New word, to be robotted meens to to be beat by a KILLER SEIZURE ROBOT!

[DeadFishGuy]

Due to a

[Jonspen]

knight blowing up.

(*looks at DFG's sig*)

[Bottle]

MD tanks rock!

[DeadFishGuy]

You said it!

[Jonspen]

Indeed I didn't.

[max2k106]

Well, someone did.

[DeadFishGuy]

Or did they?

[h()()t]

That is the...

[DeadFishGuy]

KILLER SEIZURE question!

[Ignition]

because every body

[max2k106]

knows the answer.

[Ignition]

Once in a

[Kos-Mos]

while a n00b

[falco88887]

posts in the TWS. (teachnically 3 words.)

[_B0b_]

Teach Nick Alley

[DeadFishGuy]

to fish for



posts in the TWS. (teachnically 3 words.)

That's four words.

[Jonspen]

Is it really?

[_B0b_]

Yes. It is.

[Jonspen]

Wouldn't of thought

[_B0b_]

doing all of

[Jonspen]

the things I

[DeadFishGuy]

like, such as

[Jonspen]

blowing up knights

(for no reason?)

[DeadFishGuy]

and beatboxing, would

(for no reason?)

(Pretty much.)

[Jonspen]

destory any knight.

(Again for no reason, haha. I now totally understand you, DFG)

[max2k106]

Except for mine.

[Jonspen]

It's invincible? Really?

[max2k106]

Yeah, it pwns. :rolleyes:

[Jonspen]

Not like me.

[Bottle]

But knights can

[max2k106]

kill the evil

[Bottle]

KILLER SEIZURE ROBOTS fdhg

[falco88887]

"fdgh" they said! (that was 4 words bottle. tsk tsk.)

[Ali]

. falco has no

[_B0b_]

idea what is

[DeadFishGuy]

that causes Chronic

[_B0b_]

fatigue and slight

[Ignition]

drunk feelings that

[_B0b_]

induce feelings of

[007 GOD]

strange cannibalism that

[Ignition]

makes you wonder

[007 GOD]

why the hell

[_B0b_]

the sentance ended.

[007 GOD]

Then you find

[Ignition]

some dudes dog

[007 GOD]

with another dudes

[Bottle]

KILLER SEIZURE ROBOTS

(falco, you know as well as I do that without that fdhg the last post would have looked like this: Killer Seizure Robot)

[007 GOD]

who were all

[Ignition]

having a large

[007 GOD]

rusting problem with

[Ignition]

over size things

[007 GOD]

that grow on

[Bottle]

dancing bananas of

[Ignition]

the tropical rain

[Blexican]

of the night

[Zeratul]

which caused the

[Blexican]

pure destruction of

[Bottle]

my cheese! This

[Zeratul]

guy named bob

[Bottle]

owned you. Meanwhile

[Link9]

another guy named

[Zeratul]

joe started to

[Link9]

ate all the

[Bottle]

speliing mistakes. Eating

[Ignition]

pointless posts on

[Zeratul]

Tactics Arena Online

[Ignition]

. The big red

[Bottle]

KILLER SEIZURE ROBOT febh

[ArcPaladinZero]

destoryed the little

[Clacker]

pieces of his

[max2k106]

pitiful and sad

[007 GOD]

blue monkey named

[ArcPaladinZero]

Chevy Malibu. That

[007 GOD]

same day a

[Thargor]

cockroach ate chocolate

[007 GOD]

out of his

[Blexican]

box of cheerios

[max2k106]

which tasted awfully

[Blexican]

like molded cheese

[Ali]

, bottle was furious!

[Ignition]

so he went

[Bottle]

to play TAO.

(strictly speaking, 5 words, but w/e)

[tyu]

One day I

[Bottle]

died. Everyone cheered,

(only joking :D)

[Ignition]

but what they....(realy ment)

[tyu]

didnt know was

[Bottle]

the spelling (of) know.

[Ignition]

I have the

[sooner4life]

thing that hugs

[Bottle]

people who edit.

[Ignition]

you should all

[sooner4life]

buy eyes for

[Ignition]

what is true

[sooner4life]

*changes true to truely* in a cookie.

[Ignition]

bills is a
(this one could go very bad very fast! )

[sooner4life]

guy who tries

[ChingyDTP]

To make TAO....

[sooner4life]

a better place

[_B0b_]

but does not

[Ignition]

realy work very

[_B0b_]

little. Therefore it

[Ignition]

should make you

[Bottle]

into a cheese!

[007 GOD]

Then a car

[Bottle]

post-whored it's way

[ArcPaladinZero]

into a brick

[Bottle]

KILLER SEIZURE ROBOT. vjnl

[ArcPaladinZero]

Randomness is always

[Bottle]

recommended as a

[ArcPaladinZero]

good form of

[Bottle]

communication on this

[oo7 GOD]

blue computerized dog

[Bottle]

biscuit. However, this

[Office_Shredder]

was disfunctionally antidiscombobulating,

[ArcPaladinZero]

falling apart. So,

[Office_Shredder]

when Fred asked "

[ArcPaladinZero]

Where are my

[Office_Shredder]

SElZURE KILLER ROBOTS!!!!!!?"

[ArcPaladinZero]

Here they are. (http://seizurerobots.com/)

[Bottle]

Bottle replied, "they

[ArcPaladinZero]

are so cool!"

[Office_Shredder]

and wondered how

[Bottle]

OS could suck (so much).

[Office_Shredder]

less than bottle

[Bottle]

(that was a new sentence, therefore capital letter at start... n00b)

is everyone, Yoda

[ArcPaladinZero]

exclaimed. Can we

[Office_Shredder]

stop flaming? I (no flaming noob.. read the title!)

[Bottle]

wasn't flaming anyway!

(Just having fun. :cool: )

[Office_Shredder]

Because I'm ice-cold!

(I know.... just need an excuse to call you a noob :cool)

[ArcPaladinZero]

It's 52 here.

[Office_Shredder]

In Kelvin! Furthermore,

[ArcPaladinZero]

get me food!

[max2k106]

Never shall you

[Blexican]

eat again so

[max2k106]

you will starve

[ArcPaladinZero]

and fall down.

[Bottle]

Fortunately, some cheese

[_B0b_]

may be brought

[Bottle]

for your salvation...

[_B0b_]

however, if you

[Bottle]

don't worship Bottle,

[Blexican]

you will melt

[Bottle]

some cheese, and

[Office_Shredder]

eat many cows

[_B0b_]

during one of

[Zeratul]

those crazy episodes

[_B0b_]

of the old

[Zeratul]

star wars movies

[Blexican]

while spinning a

[_B0b_]

thread. But then

[Zeratul]

out of the

[_B0b_]

kitchen door, came

[Blexican]

the olsen twins

[_B0b_]

Damn. No capslock

[Zeratul]

we all said

[_B0b_]

with sadness in

[Blexican]

a big box

[Zeratul]

a happy new

[tabula rasa]

year, hope to

[Blexican]

beat your friend

[confusedandlost]

who also is

[tabula rasa]

truly one of

[confusedandlost]

the bigest blue

[Zeratul]

thing i'd ever

[tabula rasa]

heard in my

[tabula rasa]

life. But suddenly,

[Blexican]

a bear came

[tabula rasa]

and looked at

[Blexican]

my cheese and

[tabula rasa]

took a bite

[ArcPaladinZero]

then ran around

[Zeratul]

his apple tree

[tabula rasa]

and fell of

[Bottle]

his rocking horse.

[tabula rasa]

and broke his

[Bottle]

new sentence. Grammatical

[max2k106]

errors annoy a

[Thargor]

Dragon Tyrant named

[max2k106]

Winsto, who happens

[Blexican]

to fart alot

[Clacker]

. The glass smashed

[_B0b_]

on my poor

[Bottle]

chanty, causing her

[_B0b_]

to break focus

[007 GOD]

of her pink (continued from boottle)

[Clacker]

captured knights, who