BETTER three word story (no flaming!)

[007 GOD]

tried to kill

[Sensui]

the giant gopher

[tabula rasa]

but died trying

[Thargor]

because the gopher

[Zeratul]

because the gopher

sat on them

[Office_Shredder]

like my math

[Bottle]

which makes no

[paulk6]

punpkin pie!!! So

[Bottle]

random posts ensued.

[max2k106]

Once this post

[Blexican]

is over we

[Foundation]

have some kiwis

[Blexican]

that spoil when

[ArcPaladinZero]

they sit out

[Corrupto]

in the lava

[_B0b_]

for too long.

[Zeratul]

and got burned

[Blexican]

from the ice

[007 GOD]

that was in

[Zeratul]

the freezer to

[007 GOD]

melt away all

[Zeratul]

the toothpaste so

[007 GOD]

so instead he

[tabula rasa]

took some butter

[007 GOD]

and put it

[tabula rasa]

in between some

[Zeratul]

hot fresh somethings ..........

[Blexican]

which had some

[Corrupto]

big, nasty, boils

[Zeratul]

with lots of

[Clacker]

pustulating sores. But

[tabula rasa]

suddenly, The giant

[Corrupto]

looking tiny mouse

[007 GOD]

whose name was

[Bottle]

Jim decided to

[Ignition]

lounch a full

[max2k106]

scale attack on

[Spit_101]

007 GOD because

[max2k106]

he was not

[Corrupto]

potty-trained yet.

[_B0b_]

We all know

[Spit_101]

his little secret.

[max2k106]

He really isn't

[ChingyDTP]

As smart as...

[Corrupto]

a highschool flunkout

[_B0b_]

with small and

[Dragon Knights]

body, but with

[_B0b_]

no particular reason.

[Corrupto]

However, some people

[max2k106]

want the pope

[_B0b_]

to give a

[Corrupto]

nice big wet

[DFG]

English essay to

[ChingyDTP]

Some fat guy...

[_B0b_]

by the name

[DFG]

of Mushy Chamberpot.

[_B0b_]

Your signature is

[Corrupto]

the only thing

[ChingyDTP]

That makes people...

[tyu]

do things in

[ChingyDTP]

The most weirdest...

[Corrupto]

sickest, disturbing ways

[Bottle]

. People who post

[_B0b_]

for no apparent

[Bottle]

gain of cheese

[_B0b_]

or other dairy

[007 GOD]

product that you

[Bottle]

can eat, suck.

[007 GOD]

Then along came

[Bottle]

a spider, that

[007 GOD]

attacked bills then

[Bottle]

, that that? Anyway,

[007 GOD]

came bottle and

[Bottle]

try making sense...

[007 GOD]

.. said the moron

[Zeratul]

with his finger

[Bottle]

stuck up his

[paulk6]

nose. If you

[Bottle]

tolerate this, then

[Thargor]

cocaine is for

[Bottle]

idiots. Unfortunately, there's

[Thargor]

plenty of those.

[Bottle]

Hopefully, we can

[paulk6]

catch random discussion

(We almost have as many posts here as in The Random Discussion Thread)

[max2k106]

in total posts.

[Corrupto]

Some people just

[ChingyDTP]

Do the weirdest...

[_B0b_]

I'll stop now.

[007 GOD]

Along came a

[Bottle]

KILLER SEIZURE ROBOT gfh

[007 GOD]

who was gay

[Bottle]

and killed NERO.

[007 GOD]

Then Nero killed

[Blexican]

bottle so then

[Bottle]

hecouldn'tbecausehewasalreadydead. Now, stop

[Blexican]

telling people that

[007 GOD]

bottle is gay

[Blexican]

is not smart

[Zeratul]

cause you will

[Blexican]

die from his

[Zeratul]

big fat hairy........

[Blexican]

pikachu sitting on

[max2k106]

the green lawn.

[Corrupto]

Personal/verbal attacks in

[max2k106]

Bottles Seizure Robots.

[Corrupto]

No-One-Knows-Proper-Grammar-Because-I-Just-Started-A-Sentance-My last post.

[max2k106]

^ None of those!

[Jeffery]

You all suck!

[_B0b_]

Thank you Jeffery.

[Bottle]

Meanwhile, returning to

[_B0b_]

this wonderful and

[Bottle]

interesting story. A

[Ignition]

a big fish

[Bottle]

(For god's sake, people, stop writing the same word twice. A a? Continuing...)

ate a shoe

[_B0b_]

because it felt

[Ignition]

necross was an
(idot for pissing off bottle, i give him permission to flame me !!)

[Bottle]

*ignores n at end of last post*

KILLER SEIZURE ROBOT.

[_B0b_]

Its only intent

[Bottle]

was to gain

[Ignition]

as much weight

[_B0b_]

as those short

[Bottle]

KILLER SEIZURE ROBOTS! dfg

[_B0b_]

Dead Fish Guy?

[Bottle]

Yeah, well. Cheese!

[_B0b_]

Like taking photos

[Bottle]

? Then you should

[Ignition]

sorry off topic but I need to know.... why cant i get into game ??
it just makes a blooping noise and noting happens but some times i can get in no problem.... ive been clicking for 15 min now!

[Bottle]

It would help if a) you were more specific, and b) put this in a thread other than this one.

[_B0b_]

ignore those two

EDIT: haha! Great post number now. 911. Time for me to go to sleep. Oh, and we have reached past 808 pages here now. This IS a cause for celebration.

[Bottle]

posts, and carry

[007 GOD]

a giant flaming

[Bottle]

pitchfork to the

[007 GOD]

middle of nowhere

[Thargor]

and party down!

[Bottle]

A friendly ogre

[Thargor]

grew wings and

[max2k106]

flew off to

[Thargor]

Jamaica where he

[007 GOD]

found a guy

[max2k106]

with a stick.

[007 GOD]

He took the

[max2k106]

stick from the

[Kos-Mos]

evil kamakazie watermelon

(this got to the second page! *gasp*)

[_B0b_]

which, undoubtedly, would

[Zeratul]

cause the destruction

[_B0b_]

of that elderly

[007 GOD]

man who lives

[Blexican]

in a shity

[Bottle]

place called America.

(;))

[Blexican]

a beer costs

[Bottle]

far too much!

[Zeratul]

except when you

[_Thunder_]

pay with a

[Bottle]

slice of cheese.

(Please, please, PLEASE, take notice of the punctuation at the end of sentences. Start a new sentence with a capital letter, and make sure it doesn't continue from the last sentence.)

[ArcPaladinZero]

Like this? Ha,
:cool:

[Ignition]

ha, ha, gha

[ArcPaladinZero]

argh... ahem. Anyways,

[Bottle]

cheese pwns j00.

[max2k106]

It sure does.

[Corrupto]

Meanwhile, the happy

[Cephas]

farmer sold his

[ChingyDTP]

Freshly made cheese...

[Kos-Mos]

to a cheese

[ChingyDTP]

addict who drank...

[The Cheat]

warm cow poop.....

[Ali]

.......yum! FIGHTING SEIZURE

[tabula rasa]

and thats when

[Bottle]

Cheat stopped posting.

[tabula rasa]

and everyone cheered

[Ignition]

for he had

[Lord Shinok]

whacked off constantly

[007 GOD]

for three months

[MANSLAUGHTER1]

in a row

[007 GOD]

without stopping for

[MANSLAUGHTER1]

a half of

[007 GOD]

an american pie

[_B0b_]

with sugar. The

[tyu]

best part of

[tabula rasa]

whacking off though,

[_B0b_]

is of course

[max2k106]

pretty damned and

[Kwake]

stupid. You are

[Kos-Mos]

an insanely creepy

[_Thunder_]

old grandmother and

[Corrupto]

Mr. Rogers saying

[_Thunder_]

over the rainbow

[Kos-Mos]

there is a

[roamingstorm]

dirty old foot

[max2k106]

with fungus. Also,

[ChingyDTP]

you are so...

[roamingstorm]

god awfully repulsive

[Bottle]

and can't spell.

[_Thunder_]

worth anything for

[max2k106]

^ makes no sense

[Al Caponeoni]

k1lLER $3iZUR3 ROBoT5


;)

[max2k106]

Al speaks 1337.

[Al Caponeoni]

5EE $PoT RUn.

[Jonspen]

Ha Ha Ha.

[ChingyDTP]

I pwn you.

[Al Caponeoni]

C4LL mE 15HM43L.
:D

[Jonspen]

You what now?

[Corrupto]

How about NO?

[max2k106]

I totally agree.

[Jonspen]

No you don't. :cool:

[max2k106]

Sure I do.

[Al Caponeoni]

Sure I do.

You both stink.

:D

[max2k106]

No, you do!

[Ali]

. Fighting Seizure Robots

[max2k106]

Ali is funny.

[Ali]

Thanks. You too.

[max2k106]

This is spam :)

[Corrupto]

Bills is never

[max2k106]

a KILLER SEIZURE

(continue it!!! :mad: )

[Greyness]

when he awoke....

[Corrupto]

a KILLER SEIZURE

(now properly continue it)

[Blexican]

Robot who killed

[ChingyDTP]

some fat guy...

[moreno_justin]

lol!

[Bottle]

(go away, justin, or at least post 3 words next time)

with a pretzel!

[Zeratul]

by using the

[Jonspen]

pretzel maker thing.

[Zeratul]

to distroy the

[Corrupto]

Zeratul, go-back to-school.

[Legion Leader]

L O L

[max2k106]

^ That one sucked. :D

[Clacker]

So just then

[Bottle]

I ate (some) cheese!

[Zeratul]

with a big

[007 GOD]

hole that came

[Bottle]

from Zeratul's head.

(Exclaimation marks indicate the end of a sentence, idiot.)

[Jonspen]

I'm! no idiot

[Bottle]

, except on Tuesdays.

[Jonspen]

It's Tuesday today!

[Bottle]

Indeed. This means

[Jonspen]

I'll flame you.

[Bottle]

Despite this thread's

[Jonspen]

title saying no-flaming.

[Bottle]

As a result,

[Jonspen]

I didn't afterall.

[Bottle]

That's 4 words.

[Jonspen]

They were hyponated.

[Bottle]

Nevertheless, it is

[Jonspen]

wierd to eat

(Dictionary's, you grammer nerd! :cool:)

[Bottle]

spelling mistakes. This

[Jonspen]

is not normal.

[Bottle]

But what is?

[Jonspen]

Obviously not you.

[max2k106]

I dont know.

[Bottle]

So many n00bs!

[Jonspen]

OUR POST WHORING!

(Yeah you heard!)