BETTER three word story (no flaming!)

[ArcPaladinZero]

1000 posts here!!!!!

(woot we finally did it, couldn't have done it without your help Bottle :D)

[Bottle]

Wow we rule.

[Omega_Paladin]

If the pop-tarts

[ArcPaladinZero]

run off of

[XXX_KAIN]

slimy muffin wrappers

[Omega_Paladin]

then the flargin

[ArcPaladinZero]

that runs when

[Bottle]

we actually make (sense)

[ArcPaladinZero]

because we have

[Bottle]

no brains. ArcPaladinZero

[ArcPaladinZero]

likes cheese! Bottle

[Bottle]

also likes cheese.

(mmm cheese........)

[Omega_Paladin]

Omega_Paladin likes to

[ArcPaladinZero]

dance like a

[Bottle]

banana and eat

[ArcPaladinZero]

little green men.

[Bottle]

InsignifiGant likes to

[thrdflrmshr]

post whore the

[Omega_Paladin]

burn people for

[Bottle]

*not part of story*

looks like a simultaneous post there guys.....

*returns to story, using thirdfloor's post:*

whole time. Thrdflrmshr

[thrdflrmshr]

apologizes for taking

[Bottle]

over (our) thread. Wurtil

[thrdflrmshr]

is the Dark

[Omega_Paladin]

Lord of your

[Bottle]

neighbourhood (and) is friendly.

[Kos-Mos]

to scary monkeys?

[Omega_Paladin]

Kos-mos needs to

[thrdflrmshr]

learn (to) read. You

[Bottle]

are (a) pillock, Kos-Mos.

[Omega_Paladin]

Let's burn Kos-Mos (at)

[Bottle]

the steak. Mmmmmmm,

[thrdflrmshr]

it's tasty. Let's (also)

[Omega_Paladin]

beat him with

[Bottle]

some wet kippers

[thrdflrmshr]

, some dingbats, and

[Bottle]

fried armadillo droppings.

[Omega_Paladin]

Then we shall

[thrdflrmshr]

lick his silverware

[Bottle]

to clean it.

[thrdflrmshr]

Next, Bottle will

[Bottle]

rule the world.

[thrdflrmshr]

then die instantly.

[Omega_Paladin]

Then Bottle will

[thrdflrmshr]

be interred in

[ArcPaladinZero]

a flying monkey

[Omega_Paladin]

then will be sacrificed (to)

[Bottle]

The Bottle Herself.

[ArcPaladinZero]

Flying cows will

[Bottle]

come up again-and-again

[thrdflrmshr]

only to be

[Omega_Paladin]

turned into hamburgers.

[ArcPaladinZero]

The small doorknob

[thrdflrmshr]

which confiscates the

[ArcPaladinZero]

giant talking cat

[Bottle]

called Edward will

[ArcPaladinZero]

fly up high

[S_K_O_F]

and lose his

[ArcPaladinZero]

small green dog

[S_K_O_F]

that has one

[Bottle]

left eyebrow. So

[Omega_Paladin]

don't mess with

[rtkwe]

the three headed

[Omega_Paladin]

flaming fire burner

[rtkwe]

that has no

[thrdflrmshr]

colonic inflammation. If

[rtkwe]

you find the

[thrdflrmshr]

golden chestnut ball

[rtkwe]

yell 'does anyone

[Bottle]

like eating tomatoes?'

[Omega_Paladin]

I do said

[ArcPaladinZero]

the pink cow.

[rtkwe]

when will we

[Omega_Paladin]

fry them up

[Lord Achilles]

In a rectum

[rtkwe]

then suddenly someone

[thrdflrmshr]

discovers that Achilles

[rtkwe]

was his uncle's

[Bottle]

nephew's father's son.

[ArcPaladinZero]

When little men

[Omega_Paladin]

try to be

[ArcPaladinZero]

big men with

[rtkwe]

small heads. Then


*there*

[Omega_Paladin]

three words you







*three words a little too hard to come up with?*

[ArcPaladinZero]

like giant leprechauns

[Omega_Paladin]

that have a

[rtkwe]

large castle in

[ArcPaladinZero]

a far off

[rtkwe]

land where there

[ArcPaladinZero]

is short people

[rtkwe]

with very ling

[Omega_Paladin]

is not a

[rtkwe]

word but it

[thrdflrmshr]

works nonetheless. Big

[thrdflrmshr]

[not part of story: does anyone want to compile this into one big post that we can put on another thread and keep editing? what i mean is have one long story with no annoying sigs and pages to get in the way? i'll do it if people think it would be funny.]

[Omega_Paladin]

boxes of fruit

[thrdflrmshr]

including bananas and

[rtkwe]

evil talking oranges

[thrdflrmshr]

were shipped to

[rtkwe]

(heres the first 6 pages)
So, this guy ate a shoe. then he said, Please post! (not part of story). Then Bohemianlikeyou played the flute while he ate somebody's stolen wallet and a cheeseburger. Suddendly his girlfriend said, "I love your sister Emily. We're eloping tonight. She swallowed it Hook, Line, & Sinker. So then a Star Destroyer flew His sister Emily. Luckily a rabbit hopped along and bought a new Agent Santa Smith at the local Costco. Then some rabid dancing coyotes shot up a dude's ass and jacked a pickaxe covered in goo-ey petroleum jelly purple cream cheese. Uh-oh. Ignoring the Snafu LondonJack stole the Baker's butt crack. Sniffing the Calendar He said, "hey, this smells like blue cheese icecream , and this is a tasty calendar. so a fish died. Then, a pig killed a walking man with a dark doughnut. Then Skribe's Sister jumped around with mens boxer shorts in her mouth and machine guns at her feet. Inside the boxers were little hamsters that always sang "jingle bells". Suddenly the inverted dragon
(the rest is coming soon)

[rtkwe]

mexico. when they

[Omega_Paladin]

drank bad tequlia

[rtkwe]

they became giant

[Omega_Paladin]

flaming torches in

[thrdflrmshr]

lieu of gigantic

[Omega_Paladin]

viagra spewing trolls

[rtkwe]

*im up to page 20*
So, this guy ate a shoe. then he said, Please post! (not part of story). Then Bohemianlikeyou played the flute while he ate somebody's stolen wallet and a cheeseburger. Suddendly his girlfriend said, "I love your sister Emily. We're eloping tonight. She swallowed it Hook, Line, & Sinker. So then a Star Destroyer flew His sister Emily. Luckily a rabbit hopped along and bought a new Agent Santa Smith at the local Costco. Then some rabid dancing coyotes shot up a dude's ass and jacked a pickaxe covered in goo-ey petroleum jelly purple cream cheese. Uh-oh. Ignoring the Snafu LondonJack stole the Baker's butt crack. Sniffing the Calendar He said, "hey, this smells like blue cheese icecream , and this is a tasty calendar. so a fish died. Then, a pig killed a walking man with a dark doughnut. Then Skribe's Sister jumped around with mens boxer shorts in her mouth and machine guns at her feet. Inside the boxers were little hamsters that always sang "jingle bells". Suddenly the inverted dragon ate itself with a little ketchup. Some guy named Jeramiah licked the MASTER CAT OF DOOM and inane replys continued. A flaming pig burst into flames and started spewing out flames while a chicken knifed the MASTER CAT OF DOOOOOOOOOM and The knife missed and landed on the Cheesy moon. Choi's mom said "I wonder if Santa will bring a nuclear holocaust or hilarity to ensue?". Then, KGB Furbies stick their fingers in white rappers' so they can eat furry armadillon without getting messy. But wait! A large cylindrical object swam into the dark abyss of Mephistopholes' butt crack As this happened, an army of Sharan womboed a hunted wumpus. Then upon realizing that his pants were wedgied like hell and his ass exploded in balls of acid and he Died. Some guy gave the bird an alka seltzer and it turned into a pile of smoking ash. Seeing this pile Choi grabbed a monkey that was covered in jelly licked it clean and screamed out "I LOVE SLIMEY MONKEYS!!". Then woke up. The next day to find a half eaten bag of stale cookies! He ate them and become terribly Sick, but he played rugby anyway. Then the quest took a turn playing with his pet fish, eric. The monkey came through a window dressed like superman proclaiming I am the last (of the) mohicans! Some insane-o anteaters sucked so terribly that they destroyed by eric the monkey. Meanwhile, in Anchorage, the team of Alaskan Technophile Troglodytes who seemingly eliminated the KOTR from tacticsonline! Even after that, they still flamed the dragon tyrant. before it owned the countless (newb) Create-a-units. Even though they were indescribably cheap and god like you! Cuz I have great skills and like cheese. Ignoring grammatical fluctuations, and correct spelling decided to destroy GeneralBenedict for flaming other clans. Then the good general for hurting little people. Was sentenced to jail for hurting Rescorlian's posting skills. Rescorlian, dazed & confused, stumbled away towards stuck his head into a polka-dotted pink fax machine. This was made by mutant monkeys with 15 pound oranges attached to their power staffs of death. Now, the three wise TAO administrators decided to destroy the globes of Manjenga with flame throwers, that occasionally backfired, and singed off. 1000000000 million waves of pure milk. BUT WAIT! Now the orb spoke in pig latin "Ia ikela igba uttbas, nd-a I-a ant-ca et-ga o-na atisfaction-sa." I come for peace and cookies take me to Mrs. Fields NOW! "But the cookies argued with the scary monkey robots & began to tie

[rtkwe]

suddenly a huge

[BoBo The Fool]

viagra eating troll

[rtkwe]

began a rempage

[BoBo The Fool]

with his erect

[Omega_Paladin]

post spaming friend

[ArcPaladinZero]

Omega Paladin whom

[Omega_Paladin]

has a big

[ArcPaladinZero]

face and small

[Omega_Paladin]

tolerence for fools

[ArcPaladinZero]

that eat bananas.

[yapperface]

These fools are

[ArcPaladinZero]

going to fly

[yapperface]

to Las Vegas

[ArcPaladinZero]

by flying cows.

[Omega_Paladin]

Anyway, next week

[Lord Achilles]

Snork gave birth

[Omega_Paladin]

to a very

[ArcPaladinZero]

large lephrechaun that

[QuicksandSlowly]

Killed him. Then

[Omega_Paladin]

a flying monkey

[Bottle]

decided to massacre

[BoBo The Fool]

the post whores.

[Omega_Paladin]

Then the post (whores)

[Bottle]

were reborn because

[BoBo The Fool]

(ignores bottle...)

died because the

[Omega_Paladin]

(Ignores Bobofool for ignoring Bottle)
flying pumpkins bought

[Bottle]

(thanks Omega for the support)

a sports car

[Omega_Paladin]

(No problem :))
with hydraulic seats (and)

[Bottle]

a 3cm aerial.

[BoBo The Fool]

(oh, sry, i thought you two posted at the same time; had to ignore one of you)

power windows! However,

[BoBo The Fool]

(see? we posted at the same time :p)

[Bottle]

*Not part of story*

Then alter your post so it follows mine! Like I did!

[BoBo The Fool]

The new car

[Omega_Paladin]

ran over BoboTheFool

[Bottle]

and left him

[ArcPaladinZero]

a small robot

[Bottle]

as a present.

[ArcPaladinZero]

The robot had

[Omega_Paladin]

a really small

[ArcPaladinZero]

gun that shot

[Omega_Paladin]

chickens and clams

[Bottle]

all over him!

[thrdflrmshr]

The chickens were

[Omega_Paladin]

raining death and

[thrdflrmshr]

the clams were

[Omega_Paladin]

covered in naplam

[Bottle]

so a fish

[thrdflrmshr]

swallowed a pillow

[Bottle]

and died. As

[Omega_Paladin]

giant furgons exploded.

[Bottle]

This spread shrubs

[Omega_Paladin]

and other VDs.

[Bottle]

Despite this, a

[rtkwe]

man went to

[ArcPaladinZero]

a gas station

[Bottle]

to get some

[thrdflrmshr]

potato chips (or crisps, Bottle ;) ) and

[ArcPaladinZero]

a pack of

[Omega_Paladin]

flaming wild hamesters.

[ArcPaladinZero]

Little did he

[thrdflrmshr]

know, the stinging

[ArcPaladinZero]

bees that came

[thrdflrmshr]

from Atlanta were

[ArcPaladinZero]

a bunch of

[Astos]

real hot chicks

[Omega_Paladin]

that killed with

[yapperface]

their ultimate power.

[Astos]

Their power is

[Omega_Paladin]

giant flying milkshakes (of)

[Astos]

...nuklear toxic waste...

[Lich]

that burned wangs!

[Omega_Paladin]

(You two are incredibly strange. And not in a funny way either.)
Suddenly a car (ran over the two above me)

[yapperface]

which happened to (be)

[Omega_Paladin]

my 240sx :D.

[yapperface]

made of donkeys

[ArcPaladinZero]

and not making

[BoBo The Fool]

any sense. Basically,

[yapperface]

if this story

[rtkwe]

gets any stranger

[Lich]

i will die *im not trying to be funny*

[yapperface]

because i will

[thrdflrmshr]

kill Lich and Astos with a 40 billion pound nuclear war head that destroys all that is living on this planet except for a baby koala bear and banana tree sapling from eastern Missouri. They do not matter though, because the sudden surge of entities into the afterlife overwhelmed the realm of afterlifeness and caused Lich and Astos to be kicked out in order to be punished for their sins. They were cursed with the survival of the human race. Apparently, they would also have to figure out a way to inseminate a male and make him carry child. So the human race died out. And now the part where the koala and banana tree come in. The koala said

[ArcPaladinZero]

eat a banana.

(keep it to 3 words kiddies)

[yapperface]

Bananas are good

[ArcPaladinZero]

when you have

[yapperface]

not eaten anything

[ArcPaladinZero]

except copper wires.

[yapperface]

Copper wires are

[ArcPaladinZero]

not very tasty

[Yuratart1]

sometimes tasty when you sit on

[yapperface]

Originally posted by thrdflrmshr
kill Lich and Astos with a 40 billion pound nuclear war head that destroys all that is living on this planet except for a baby koala bear and banana tree sapling from eastern Missouri. They do not matter though, because the sudden surge of entities into the afterlife overwhelmed the realm of afterlifeness and caused Lich and Astos to be kicked out in order to be punished for their sins. They were cursed with the survival of the human race. Apparently, they would also have to figure out a way to inseminate a male and make him carry child. So the human race died out. And now the part where the koala and banana tree come in. The koala said
*not part of story* I agree with you wholeheartedly but please express this on the A-Z of n00bs post

[yapperface]

*ignores Yuratart1's more than three words* because they're covered

[ArcPaladinZero]

with telephone parts.

[yapperface]

(does anyone realize this thread has been around since Dec 13?)

In former Yugoslavia

[ArcPaladinZero]

some of the

(I've only been here since December 15th in the forum but since about November 20th playing the game. :))

[yapperface]

smartest people decided

[ArcPaladinZero]

building robots is

[Shuichi]

a sexual fetish

[ArcPaladinZero]

for Suichi. Anyways,

[rtkwe]

there was a

[Omega_Paladin]

a giant clapping

[rtkwe]

hand with a

[Bottle]

KILLER SEIZURE ROBOT!!!!!!!!!

[rtkwe]

then sudddenly a

[Omega_Paladin]

BADGER BADGER BADGER!

[rtkwe]

mauled an unsuspecting

[Sproutsy]

postman, delivering letters

[Bottle]

to the gigantic

[rtkwe]

tick under the

[Omega_Paladin]

leg of a

[ArcPaladinZero]

talking dog with

[Omega_Paladin]

a dirty mouth

[rtkwe]

and no fur.

[camolots_guardi]

then the dog

[Omega_Paladin]

whipped the hell

[Jeffery]

Fell over dead

[camolots_guardi]

out of santa

[Omega_Paladin]

which made no

[Bottle]

tasty banana milkshake.

[camolots_guardi]

that santa drank

[Omega_Paladin]

Have some consistency

[ArcPaladinZero]

in these posts.

[Omega_Paladin]

They should read

[yapperface]

as one story

[Omega_Paladin]

more or less.

[ArcPaladinZero]

Some people lack

[Omega_Paladin]

common sense and

[ArcPaladinZero]

grammar. 3rd grade

[Omega_Paladin]

prositutes are taking

[ArcPaladinZero]

giant smurfs to

[Omega_Paladin]

NeverNeverLand Ranch where

[ArcPaladinZero]

little green men

[Omega_Paladin]

were mowing the

[ArcPaladinZero]

back hair on

[Omega_Paladin]

of Snorks back

[ArcPaladinZero]

which looks like

[Omega_Paladin]

a burnt forest

[ArcPaladinZero]

with some various

[Omega_Paladin]

lumps and deformities.

[yapperface]

Back to the (ranch),

[Omega_Paladin]

ranch where dogs

[ArcPaladinZero]

with small heads

[Omega_Paladin]

and really big

[ArcPaladinZero]

paws used for