BETTER three word story (no flaming!)

[max2k106]

So what man? :)

[Bottle]

Back on (the) story,

[Jonspen]

three word story?

[Bottle]

This guy named

[Jonspen]

Jonspen is cool.

[Bottle]

Good joke. Anyway,

[Clacker]

a misguided missile

[tyu]

was fired into

[max2k106]

a bottle. Unluckily,

[Bottle]

The Bottle was

[_B0b_]

unhappy with the

[Zeratul]

current type of

[_B0b_]

ale which is

[007 GOD]

made in the

[Jonspen]

depths of hell.

[Blexican]

where jospen's new

[Zeratul]

but it's still

[Jonspen]

socks are made.

Bwahahah, we all posted at same time, screwing up the story. :cool:

[Blexican]

Far Far away (a new sentance)

[Jonspen]

in the land

[Riddy]

where a big

[Jonspen]

pink elephant roams.

(Sp on roams?)

(Riddy Speaks! *cue mosh pit*)

[Blexican]

dumbo flew and

[Zeratul]

VVVNO FLAMING ARRGGGGVVV

thatloves jonspen's banner

[Jonspen]

. Also loves me.

[Zeratul]

with a big

[Jonspen]

capital for sentencestarters.

(I kinda cheated there, but yea, capitals at start of new sentence. :))

[Bottle]

Too many n00bs

[Jonspen]

like someone called

[roamingstorm]

addictinggames.com and said

[Jonspen]

tacticsarena is f***ed.

[DFG]

Eating oscilloscopes can

[Jonspen]

cause cancer and

[DFG]

oscillating green lines.

[Blexican]

up and down

[max2k106]

is fun to

[Bottle]

(be) ON PAGE 2??????

[007 GOD]

. Then along came

[Jonspen]

Jonspen who said

[_Thunder_]

i love my

[Jonspen]

"killer Seizure Robots!"

[_Thunder_]

Then I said..

[Bottle]

so do I!

[max2k106]

No you dont.

[Blexican]

so we went

[roamingstorm]

and purchased some

[Spit_101]

pills for roamingstorm.

[max2k106]

I want some.

[roamingstorm]

duncan design humbuckers

[max2k106]

are fun to

[roamingstorm]

play pinch harmonics

[max2k106]

or get feeback.

[roamingstorm]

because they are

[Jonspen]

better than you.

[Blexican]

So I started

[max2k106]

to pwn noobs

[roamingstorm]

with my crazy

[max2k106]

ass skills. Then,

[banditto]

ran away from

[max2k106]

your original avatar. :rolleyes:

[_Thunder_]

I started looking

[DFG]

like Russel Crowe,

[Bottle]

who likes cheese.

[Krome]

But I don't

[DFG]

think he was

[Zeratul]

being totaly honest

[Ignition]

when he said

[Jonspen]

Killer Seizure Robots

[Ignition]

when he ment

[Zeratul]

Necross being(a) dick

[Al Caponeoni]

THIS THREAD SUCKS.

( Yes, yes it does )

[Zeratul]

he's right, but

[Ignition]

for some reason

( and how am i a dick )
NO flaming !!

[Al Caponeoni]

for some reason

( and how am i a dick )
NO flaming !!

Necross sucks ass.

:D

Just kidding.

[Spit_101]

Zeratul and Necross, grow up. Read the title, 'BETTER Three Word Story (No Flaming!)'

And this thread is getting to old. (Like the Killer Seizure robots)

[DFG]

If it's deleted

[Al Caponeoni]

I will rejoice.

[cs_zero]

I will throw

[Al Caponeoni]

I will throw

a big party.

[cs_zero]

Stop following me. :)

[Al Caponeoni]

This-thread-needs to be-closed.

[cs_zero]

yes, it does

[DFG]

(Posting here isn't mandatory, guys. Just ignore this thread if you don't like it.)

, according to certain

[Spit_101]

KILLER SEIZURE ROBOTS! (couldn't resist)

[Jonspen]

F*CK Stephen Hawking (http://www.bbc.co.uk/ouch/features/bitch/bitchhawking.shtml)

[DFG]

. No thanks. I'd

[Jonspen]

rather not. Instead

[max2k106]

I would like

[Jonspen]

A Cheese Sandwich!

[DFG]

Unfortunately, we're out

[Jonspen]

of cheese sandwiches.

[DFG]

Nooooooooo!!! The Horror!!!!!

[Spit_101]

Cheese sandwiches suck.

[Jonspen]

No They Dont!!11!1!11!!

[DFG]

Blasphemer!!! You must

[max2k106]

eat more cheese.

[Blexican]

to feel better.

[Krome]

and eat a

[Blexican]

cheese burger with

[Krome]

Super Size Fries

[Blexican]

and a large

[Jonspen]

Killer Seizure Robot!

[Krome]

Coke and porn

[Jonspen]

is good for

[Krome]

a good masturbate

[Jonspen]

and lots more!

[Krome]

Jizzing For Fun!

[Jonspen]

Your talking crap.

[Krome]

I am sorry

[max2k106]

that you're ugly.

[Jonspen]

Why's that bad?

[max2k106]

It's not . . . just

[Jonspen]

it looks bad.

[Krome]

I not ugly
























(fools)

[Link9]

but i am

[Krome]

Damn not good

[Jonspen]

Just be quiet.

[Krome]

Why should I?

[Jonspen]

You annoying twit. :cool:

[DFG]

Here's some breadfish. (http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/46/)

[Jonspen]

Im-doing-This-For the cHoCoLaTe!!! (http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/47/)

[Ignition]

*back to what this pointless thread is for*

One day A

[Jonspen]

dancing cHoCoLaTe (http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/47/) decided

(If it is pointless, how can we get back to it's point....O_O)

[Ignition]

it was good

( you raise a very good point )

[Jonspen]

to eat breadfish...

[Ignition]

guy, but instead

[Jonspen]

eat you!!!MUWAHAHAHAH!

[DFG]

I'm Spartacus, (http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/31/) according

[ko71991]

Look a furby!

[Jonspen]

How-Does-That-Fit-In the sentence?

[Krome]

It doesn't thats

[ko71991]

I'm so bored...

[Jonspen]

The-Whole-Idea-Is-That-You-Carry-On-The-Sentence!

[ko71991]

Oops-gotcha-im-so sorry

[DFG]

You-used-too many hyphens.

[Blexican]

Anyways I went

[Jonspen]

to the park!

[DFG]

I fed the

[Jonspen]

Dead Fish wheat.

[DFG]

They mutated into

[Jonspen]

a person : DeadFishGuy!!

[DFG]

Thank nuclear waste

[Jonspen]

for killing him!

[DFG]

Where's my other

[Jonspen]

cat? I left

[DFG]

it on that

[Jonspen]

catapult over there,

(Cat-Apult, get it? Huh? Corny isn't it?)

[max2k106]

but it disappeared.

[DFG]

catapult over there,

(Cat-Apult, get it? Huh? Corny isn't it?)

(That's worse than northwind's star wars xmas joke.)



Due to unfortunate

[Jonspen]

events, the cat

[max2k106]

bit my toes

[Jonspen]

before it got

[Bottle]

eaten by a

[max2k106]

huge ass toad.

[Bottle]

The toad got

[Jonspen]

post-whored to death

(So it begins again, my friend?)

[Bottle]

by some cheese!

(No, I don't have time to whore properly right now... :()

[Jonspen]

Cheese cant whore!

(Very well, anyway, where you been latley?)

[Bottle]

Except for Cheddar,

(Working.)

[Jonspen]

which is nasty!

(Oh ok, welcome back buddy,)

[Bottle]

Cheddar > Jonspen. Anyway,

[Jonspen]

Cheddar>Jonspen>Bottle :cool:

[Bottle]

but KILLER SEIZURE

[Jonspen]

Cheese owns everyone!

[Bottle]

ANYWAY! This thread

[Jonspen]

is totally pointless.

[Spit_101]

Then why post?


(Seriously)

[Jonspen]

Obviously Post Whoring.

[Spit_101]

< Count almost 1,000!

[max2k106]

Way to be.

[Spit_101]

a silly goose,

[max2k106]

Notice the period. :rolleyes:

[Jonspen]

What's. A. Period?

[max2k106]

I'm not sure.

[Jonspen]

Neither.

Am.

I.

[Bottle]

Back to the

[Jonspen]

pointless thread dissing.

[Link9]

So, this man

[max2k106]

pissed in a

[Blexican]

cup. Now they

[tyu]

check if you

[Link9]

kill the old

[roamingstorm]

snake in your

[DFG]

upper left nostril.

[Jonspen]

Thank god I

[Krome]

Picked my nose

[Spit_101]

, I might have

[_Thunder_]

a huge ass!

[roamingstorm]

Thunder dont be

[DFG]

. Existance isn't your

[roamingstorm]

best feature thunder,

[Terps rock]

your best feature

[Bottle]

is your cheese.

[DFG]

Let us all

[Bottle]

thank Bottle for

[Al Caponeoni]

thank Bottle for

deleting this thread.

:)

[DFG]

In the unlikely

[Bottle]

event of Bottle

[necro]

but the nonesence

[Link9]

(but the nonesence)???

event of bottle, we wish to

[Kos-Mos]

jump off a

[DUNG]

to be continued...

[Link9]

:mad: ok...


jump off a, big and dangerous

[Kos-Mos]

nuclear missle launching

[ko71991]

From a butt

[Clacker]

onhole in your

[Link9]

face, making it

[DFG]

do the moonwalk.

[Jonspen]

Lets all breakdance!

[DFG]

Bm t Pf

[Jonspen]

*spins on head*

[DFG]

t Bm t

[Jonspen]

*Does Office Dance*

[DFG]

Bm Pf tss.

[Jonspen]

tsssss doo d00!

[DFG]

Right, that's enough.

[Jonspen]

You party p00per.

[DFG]

Why, thank you!

[Jonspen]

Oh shut up. :cool:

[DFG]

Very well. You'll

[Jonspen]

not regret peace.

[ko71991]

Back to missle

[Jonspen]

, what is missle?

[roamingstorm]

stop story flaming

[DFG]

, or you shall

[Jonspen]

we carry on?

[Ali]

TAO is going

[Jonspen]

down the crapper

[Terps rock]

because i like

[Jonspen]

to n00berise everything.

[DFG]

We're All Gonna

[Jonspen]

pulverise the n00bs.

[Spit_101]

Jonspen is first!

[max2k106]

Learn to spell.

[Jonspen]

Spit Freakin' Sucks!

[max2k106]

He sure does. :p

[Jonspen]

My sig pwns.

[max2k106]

But mine's best. :)

[Jonspen]

Mine's way better.

[Bottle]

Back on topic,

(guys, this is a story, not a conversation...)

[max2k106]

Bottles eats batteries.

[Bottle]

How can bottles

[Ali]

eat batteries? Cause

[Jonspen]

pikachu's are electric?

[Spit_101]

Maybe, but I

[Jonspen]

think that is

[Terps rock]

total bull ****

[banditto]

...because i wish...

[Blexican]

i could get

[_Thunder_]

a mouthfull of