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max2k106
12-14-2004, 01:58 PM
So what man? :)

Bottle
12-14-2004, 01:59 PM
Back on (the) story,

Jonspen
12-14-2004, 01:59 PM
three word story?

Bottle
12-14-2004, 02:01 PM
This guy named

Jonspen
12-14-2004, 02:18 PM
Jonspen is cool.

Bottle
12-14-2004, 05:21 PM
Good joke. Anyway,

Clacker
12-14-2004, 05:49 PM
a misguided missile

tyu
12-14-2004, 06:05 PM
was fired into

max2k106
12-14-2004, 07:32 PM
a bottle. Unluckily,

Bottle
12-15-2004, 03:48 AM
The Bottle was

_B0b_
12-15-2004, 04:22 AM
unhappy with the

Zeratul
12-15-2004, 07:04 AM
current type of

_B0b_
12-15-2004, 07:11 AM
ale which is

007 GOD
12-15-2004, 07:17 AM
made in the

Jonspen
12-15-2004, 08:56 AM
depths of hell.

Blexican
12-15-2004, 08:59 AM
where jospen's new

Zeratul
12-15-2004, 08:59 AM
but it's still

Jonspen
12-15-2004, 08:59 AM
socks are made.

Bwahahah, we all posted at same time, screwing up the story. :cool:

Blexican
12-15-2004, 09:02 AM
Far Far away (a new sentance)

Jonspen
12-15-2004, 09:03 AM
in the land

Riddy
12-15-2004, 09:05 AM
where a big

Jonspen
12-15-2004, 09:07 AM
pink elephant roams.

(Sp on roams?)

(Riddy Speaks! *cue mosh pit*)

Blexican
12-15-2004, 09:11 AM
dumbo flew and

Zeratul
12-15-2004, 09:11 AM
VVVNO FLAMING ARRGGGGVVV

thatloves jonspen's banner

Jonspen
12-15-2004, 09:30 AM
. Also loves me.

Zeratul
12-15-2004, 09:40 AM
with a big

Jonspen
12-15-2004, 09:43 AM
capital for sentencestarters.

(I kinda cheated there, but yea, capitals at start of new sentence. :))

Bottle
12-15-2004, 10:43 AM
Too many n00bs

Jonspen
12-15-2004, 11:20 AM
like someone called

roamingstorm
12-15-2004, 02:11 PM
addictinggames.com and said

Jonspen
12-15-2004, 02:18 PM
tacticsarena is f***ed.

DFG
12-15-2004, 02:35 PM
Eating oscilloscopes can

Jonspen
12-15-2004, 02:39 PM
cause cancer and

DFG
12-15-2004, 02:55 PM
oscillating green lines.

Blexican
12-15-2004, 04:12 PM
up and down

max2k106
12-15-2004, 05:48 PM
is fun to

Bottle
12-17-2004, 06:43 AM
(be) ON PAGE 2??????

007 GOD
12-17-2004, 07:16 AM
. Then along came

Jonspen
12-17-2004, 07:58 AM
Jonspen who said

_Thunder_
12-17-2004, 08:44 AM
i love my

Jonspen
12-17-2004, 08:55 AM
"killer Seizure Robots!"

_Thunder_
12-17-2004, 08:56 AM
Then I said..

Bottle
12-17-2004, 10:00 AM
so do I!

max2k106
12-18-2004, 10:40 AM
No you dont.

Blexican
12-18-2004, 01:16 PM
so we went

roamingstorm
12-18-2004, 05:44 PM
and purchased some

Spit_101
12-18-2004, 06:13 PM
pills for roamingstorm.

max2k106
12-18-2004, 07:28 PM
I want some.

roamingstorm
12-18-2004, 08:11 PM
duncan design humbuckers

max2k106
12-18-2004, 08:26 PM
are fun to

roamingstorm
12-18-2004, 08:34 PM
play pinch harmonics

max2k106
12-18-2004, 08:38 PM
or get feeback.

roamingstorm
12-18-2004, 08:38 PM
because they are

Jonspen
12-19-2004, 03:09 AM
better than you.

Blexican
12-19-2004, 06:47 AM
So I started

max2k106
12-19-2004, 11:08 AM
to pwn noobs

roamingstorm
12-19-2004, 12:50 PM
with my crazy

max2k106
12-19-2004, 12:58 PM
ass skills. Then,

banditto
12-19-2004, 01:01 PM
ran away from

max2k106
12-19-2004, 02:28 PM
your original avatar. :rolleyes:

_Thunder_
12-20-2004, 12:02 AM
I started looking

DFG
12-20-2004, 03:41 AM
like Russel Crowe,

Bottle
12-20-2004, 05:05 AM
who likes cheese.

Krome
12-20-2004, 05:20 AM
But I don't

DFG
12-20-2004, 07:42 AM
think he was

Zeratul
12-20-2004, 11:33 AM
being totaly honest

Ignition
12-20-2004, 12:29 PM
when he said

Jonspen
12-20-2004, 12:34 PM
Killer Seizure Robots

Ignition
12-20-2004, 12:39 PM
when he ment

Zeratul
12-20-2004, 12:53 PM
Necross being(a) dick

Al Caponeoni
12-20-2004, 12:53 PM
THIS THREAD SUCKS.

( Yes, yes it does )

Zeratul
12-20-2004, 12:55 PM
he's right, but

Ignition
12-20-2004, 01:01 PM
for some reason

( and how am i a dick )
NO flaming !!

Al Caponeoni
12-20-2004, 01:24 PM
for some reason

( and how am i a dick )
NO flaming !!

Necross sucks ass.

:D

Just kidding.

Spit_101
12-20-2004, 01:26 PM
Zeratul and Necross, grow up. Read the title, 'BETTER Three Word Story (No Flaming!)'

And this thread is getting to old. (Like the Killer Seizure robots)

DFG
12-20-2004, 01:28 PM
If it's deleted

Al Caponeoni
12-20-2004, 01:32 PM
I will rejoice.

cs_zero
12-20-2004, 01:34 PM
I will throw

Al Caponeoni
12-20-2004, 01:35 PM
I will throw

a big party.

cs_zero
12-20-2004, 01:37 PM
Stop following me. :)

Al Caponeoni
12-20-2004, 01:40 PM
This-thread-needs to be-closed.

cs_zero
12-20-2004, 01:42 PM
yes, it does

DFG
12-20-2004, 02:04 PM
(Posting here isn't mandatory, guys. Just ignore this thread if you don't like it.)

, according to certain

Spit_101
12-20-2004, 02:06 PM
KILLER SEIZURE ROBOTS! (couldn't resist)

Jonspen
12-20-2004, 02:33 PM
F*CK Stephen Hawking (http://www.bbc.co.uk/ouch/features/bitch/bitchhawking.shtml)

DFG
12-20-2004, 02:43 PM
. No thanks. I'd

Jonspen
12-20-2004, 02:53 PM
rather not. Instead

max2k106
12-20-2004, 03:28 PM
I would like

Jonspen
12-20-2004, 03:30 PM
A Cheese Sandwich!

DFG
12-20-2004, 03:33 PM
Unfortunately, we're out

Jonspen
12-20-2004, 03:34 PM
of cheese sandwiches.

DFG
12-20-2004, 03:50 PM
Nooooooooo!!! The Horror!!!!!

Spit_101
12-20-2004, 03:52 PM
Cheese sandwiches suck.

Jonspen
12-20-2004, 03:53 PM
No They Dont!!11!1!11!!

DFG
12-20-2004, 03:56 PM
Blasphemer!!! You must

max2k106
12-20-2004, 03:57 PM
eat more cheese.

Blexican
12-20-2004, 04:23 PM
to feel better.

Krome
12-20-2004, 04:35 PM
and eat a

Blexican
12-20-2004, 04:39 PM
cheese burger with

Krome
12-20-2004, 04:44 PM
Super Size Fries

Blexican
12-20-2004, 04:52 PM
and a large

Jonspen
12-20-2004, 04:52 PM
Killer Seizure Robot!

Krome
12-20-2004, 04:54 PM
Coke and porn

Jonspen
12-20-2004, 04:54 PM
is good for

Krome
12-20-2004, 04:57 PM
a good masturbate

Jonspen
12-20-2004, 04:57 PM
and lots more!

Krome
12-20-2004, 04:59 PM
Jizzing For Fun!

Jonspen
12-20-2004, 05:00 PM
Your talking crap.

Krome
12-20-2004, 05:03 PM
I am sorry

max2k106
12-20-2004, 05:11 PM
that you're ugly.

Jonspen
12-20-2004, 05:12 PM
Why's that bad?

max2k106
12-20-2004, 05:12 PM
It's not . . . just

Jonspen
12-20-2004, 05:18 PM
it looks bad.

Krome
12-20-2004, 05:21 PM
I not ugly
























(fools)

Link9
12-20-2004, 05:44 PM
but i am

Krome
12-21-2004, 02:53 AM
Damn not good

Jonspen
12-21-2004, 03:44 AM
Just be quiet.

Krome
12-21-2004, 04:58 AM
Why should I?

Jonspen
12-21-2004, 05:24 AM
You annoying twit. :cool:

DFG
12-21-2004, 05:38 AM
Here's some breadfish. (http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/46/)

Jonspen
12-21-2004, 05:42 AM
Im-doing-This-For the cHoCoLaTe!!! (http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/47/)

Ignition
12-21-2004, 07:24 AM
*back to what this pointless thread is for*

One day A

Jonspen
12-21-2004, 07:43 AM
dancing cHoCoLaTe (http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/47/) decided

(If it is pointless, how can we get back to it's point....O_O)

Ignition
12-21-2004, 07:49 AM
it was good

( you raise a very good point )

Jonspen
12-21-2004, 07:50 AM
to eat breadfish...

Ignition
12-21-2004, 07:58 AM
guy, but instead

Jonspen
12-21-2004, 09:21 AM
eat you!!!MUWAHAHAHAH!

DFG
12-21-2004, 10:27 AM
I'm Spartacus, (http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/31/) according

ko71991
12-21-2004, 10:35 AM
Look a furby!

Jonspen
12-21-2004, 10:40 AM
How-Does-That-Fit-In the sentence?

Krome
12-21-2004, 10:51 AM
It doesn't thats

ko71991
12-21-2004, 10:52 AM
I'm so bored...

Jonspen
12-21-2004, 11:23 AM
The-Whole-Idea-Is-That-You-Carry-On-The-Sentence!

ko71991
12-21-2004, 11:47 AM
Oops-gotcha-im-so sorry

DFG
12-21-2004, 12:00 PM
You-used-too many hyphens.

Blexican
12-21-2004, 12:12 PM
Anyways I went

Jonspen
12-21-2004, 12:23 PM
to the park!

DFG
12-21-2004, 12:35 PM
I fed the

Jonspen
12-21-2004, 12:36 PM
Dead Fish wheat.

DFG
12-21-2004, 12:38 PM
They mutated into

Jonspen
12-21-2004, 12:40 PM
a person : DeadFishGuy!!

DFG
12-21-2004, 12:44 PM
Thank nuclear waste

Jonspen
12-21-2004, 12:48 PM
for killing him!

DFG
12-21-2004, 01:32 PM
Where's my other

Jonspen
12-21-2004, 01:47 PM
cat? I left

DFG
12-21-2004, 01:48 PM
it on that

Jonspen
12-21-2004, 01:50 PM
catapult over there,

(Cat-Apult, get it? Huh? Corny isn't it?)

max2k106
12-21-2004, 01:53 PM
but it disappeared.

DFG
12-21-2004, 01:55 PM
catapult over there,

(Cat-Apult, get it? Huh? Corny isn't it?)

(That's worse than northwind's star wars xmas joke.)



Due to unfortunate

Jonspen
12-21-2004, 01:56 PM
events, the cat

max2k106
12-21-2004, 01:56 PM
bit my toes

Jonspen
12-21-2004, 01:57 PM
before it got

Bottle
12-21-2004, 03:18 PM
eaten by a

max2k106
12-21-2004, 03:26 PM
huge ass toad.

Bottle
12-21-2004, 03:32 PM
The toad got

Jonspen
12-21-2004, 03:32 PM
post-whored to death

(So it begins again, my friend?)

Bottle
12-21-2004, 03:33 PM
by some cheese!

(No, I don't have time to whore properly right now... :()

Jonspen
12-21-2004, 03:34 PM
Cheese cant whore!

(Very well, anyway, where you been latley?)

Bottle
12-21-2004, 03:37 PM
Except for Cheddar,

(Working.)

Jonspen
12-21-2004, 03:38 PM
which is nasty!

(Oh ok, welcome back buddy,)

Bottle
12-21-2004, 03:43 PM
Cheddar > Jonspen. Anyway,

Jonspen
12-21-2004, 03:44 PM
Cheddar>Jonspen>Bottle :cool:

Bottle
12-21-2004, 03:46 PM
but KILLER SEIZURE

Jonspen
12-21-2004, 03:46 PM
Cheese owns everyone!

Bottle
12-21-2004, 03:48 PM
ANYWAY! This thread

Jonspen
12-21-2004, 03:50 PM
is totally pointless.

Spit_101
12-21-2004, 03:52 PM
Then why post?


(Seriously)

Jonspen
12-21-2004, 03:53 PM
Obviously Post Whoring.

Spit_101
12-21-2004, 03:54 PM
< Count almost 1,000!

max2k106
12-21-2004, 03:57 PM
Way to be.

Spit_101
12-21-2004, 03:59 PM
a silly goose,

max2k106
12-21-2004, 04:02 PM
Notice the period. :rolleyes:

Jonspen
12-21-2004, 04:03 PM
What's. A. Period?

max2k106
12-21-2004, 04:04 PM
I'm not sure.

Jonspen
12-21-2004, 04:05 PM
Neither.

Am.

I.

Bottle
12-21-2004, 04:09 PM
Back to the

Jonspen
12-21-2004, 04:14 PM
pointless thread dissing.

Link9
12-21-2004, 08:17 PM
So, this man

max2k106
12-21-2004, 08:26 PM
pissed in a

Blexican
12-21-2004, 08:27 PM
cup. Now they

tyu
12-21-2004, 08:29 PM
check if you

Link9
12-21-2004, 09:33 PM
kill the old

roamingstorm
12-22-2004, 10:16 AM
snake in your

DFG
12-22-2004, 10:54 AM
upper left nostril.

Jonspen
12-22-2004, 11:27 AM
Thank god I

Krome
12-22-2004, 11:56 AM
Picked my nose

Spit_101
12-22-2004, 11:58 AM
, I might have

_Thunder_
12-22-2004, 12:37 PM
a huge ass!

roamingstorm
12-22-2004, 12:55 PM
Thunder dont be

DFG
12-22-2004, 02:01 PM
. Existance isn't your

roamingstorm
12-22-2004, 02:18 PM
best feature thunder,

Terps rock
12-22-2004, 02:52 PM
your best feature

Bottle
12-22-2004, 03:27 PM
is your cheese.

DFG
12-22-2004, 03:34 PM
Let us all

Bottle
12-22-2004, 03:37 PM
thank Bottle for

Al Caponeoni
12-22-2004, 03:39 PM
thank Bottle for

deleting this thread.

:)

DFG
12-22-2004, 03:45 PM
In the unlikely

Bottle
12-22-2004, 03:53 PM
event of Bottle

necro
12-22-2004, 04:16 PM
but the nonesence

Link9
12-22-2004, 09:25 PM
(but the nonesence)???

event of bottle, we wish to

Kos-Mos
12-22-2004, 09:34 PM
jump off a

DUNG
12-22-2004, 09:39 PM
to be continued...

Link9
12-22-2004, 09:47 PM
:mad: ok...


jump off a, big and dangerous

Kos-Mos
12-22-2004, 09:51 PM
nuclear missle launching

ko71991
12-22-2004, 09:54 PM
From a butt

Clacker
12-22-2004, 10:02 PM
onhole in your

Link9
12-22-2004, 11:32 PM
face, making it

DFG
12-23-2004, 01:39 AM
do the moonwalk.

Jonspen
12-23-2004, 04:05 AM
Lets all breakdance!

DFG
12-23-2004, 04:21 AM
Bm t Pf

Jonspen
12-23-2004, 04:27 AM
*spins on head*

DFG
12-23-2004, 05:09 AM
t Bm t

Jonspen
12-23-2004, 05:14 AM
*Does Office Dance*

DFG
12-23-2004, 05:24 AM
Bm Pf tss.

Jonspen
12-23-2004, 05:28 AM
tsssss doo d00!

DFG
12-23-2004, 05:29 AM
Right, that's enough.

Jonspen
12-23-2004, 05:30 AM
You party p00per.

DFG
12-23-2004, 05:31 AM
Why, thank you!

Jonspen
12-23-2004, 05:39 AM
Oh shut up. :cool:

DFG
12-23-2004, 05:58 AM
Very well. You'll

Jonspen
12-23-2004, 06:12 AM
not regret peace.

ko71991
12-23-2004, 09:38 AM
Back to missle

Jonspen
12-23-2004, 09:43 AM
, what is missle?

roamingstorm
12-23-2004, 10:04 AM
stop story flaming

DFG
12-23-2004, 10:24 AM
, or you shall

Jonspen
12-23-2004, 10:33 AM
we carry on?

Ali
12-23-2004, 10:50 AM
TAO is going

Jonspen
12-23-2004, 10:51 AM
down the crapper

Terps rock
12-23-2004, 11:24 AM
because i like

Jonspen
12-23-2004, 11:26 AM
to n00berise everything.

DFG
12-23-2004, 11:32 AM
We're All Gonna

Jonspen
12-23-2004, 11:45 AM
pulverise the n00bs.

Spit_101
12-23-2004, 01:43 PM
Jonspen is first!

max2k106
12-23-2004, 02:02 PM
Learn to spell.

Jonspen
12-23-2004, 02:16 PM
Spit Freakin' Sucks!

max2k106
12-23-2004, 02:39 PM
He sure does. :p

Jonspen
12-23-2004, 02:40 PM
My sig pwns.

max2k106
12-23-2004, 02:47 PM
But mine's best. :)

Jonspen
12-23-2004, 03:03 PM
Mine's way better.

Bottle
12-23-2004, 04:43 PM
Back on topic,

(guys, this is a story, not a conversation...)

max2k106
12-23-2004, 04:54 PM
Bottles eats batteries.

Bottle
12-23-2004, 04:55 PM
How can bottles

Ali
12-23-2004, 04:58 PM
eat batteries? Cause

Jonspen
12-23-2004, 05:06 PM
pikachu's are electric?

Spit_101
12-23-2004, 05:10 PM
Maybe, but I

Jonspen
12-23-2004, 05:14 PM
think that is

Terps rock
12-23-2004, 06:15 PM
total bull ****

banditto
12-23-2004, 06:35 PM
...because i wish...

Blexican
12-23-2004, 09:25 PM
i could get

_Thunder_
12-23-2004, 09:29 PM
a mouthfull of