BETTER three word story (no flaming!)

[max2k106]

trash. Also, you

[_Thunder_]

like having alot

[DFG]

of gamecube discs

[Chingy]

of really old

[DFG]

games like Tetris.

[Krome]

and flight simulator

[max2k106]

Theres a period. :rolleyes: (Period means end of sentence, begin a new sentence for our non gramatically educated members :rolleyes: )

[Jonspen]

What's. A. Period.

[max2k106]

Not that again. :rolleyes:

[Jonspen]

Here we go!

[max2k106]

Oh crap!!!! NO!!!

[Jonspen]

Ok I wont. :cool:

[DUNG]

The last post of this was deleted because people were bashing each other. SO NO BASHING!

I think you know what to do with this, so I will start.


So, this guy

went into buisness

[max2k106]

How 'bout no.

[DUNG]

How 'bout no.

part pooper

[Jonspen]

Start new sentence.

(This is a 3 word story, you make the story run along by adding to the person above?)

[ko71991]

Oh, like this?

[Jonspen]

Yes, Like that.

[Bottle]

Story time! A

[Jonspen]

Jonspen stuck in

(someone say in a bottle!)

[Bottle]

a KILLER SEIZURE

[ko71991]

From his banner.

[Jonspen]

Your an idiot.

(Follow the story numbnuts)

[Bottle]

(a KILLER SEIZURE)

ROBOT which has

[Jonspen]

Super SEIZURE powers.

[Bottle]

The ROBOT decided

[fatal illusions]

to go inside

[ko71991]

A human body

[fatal illusions]

was found in........(smthn funny )

[Spit_101]

a chinease buffet.

[fatal illusions]

they ate it

[Bottle]

(seriously... how can you bad-rep 3 words? Not that it matters, it reduced my rep score by a whole 0 points)

with some cheese!

[ko71991]

And alot of

[Bottle]

4 words. Why

[roamingstorm]

would you do

[Blexican]

such a thing

[roamingstorm]

you forgot something ^ (makes no sense it is supposed to make sense)

[Bottle]

(it does make sense, actually, so I'm going to ignore your post roamingstorm)

? It will just

[max2k106]

die off anyways.

[Bottle]

This thread will

[Thargor]

self-destruct in fifteen

[Bottle]

years! 15... 14.999999999999999...

[max2k106]

Should we run?

[Bottle]

Yeah, it's probably

[max2k106]

gonna explode soon.

[Krome]

stupid money problems,

[Bottle]

they just keep

[ko71991]

Exploding at random

[Krome]

coming back for

[Bottle]

people not editing.

[Krome]

theier shit posts

[Bottle]

(It's called a period, dumbass.)

Anyway, this is

[Krome]

getting stupid now.

(EDIT: In England its called a Full Stop)

[Bottle]

So stop posting!

(I know, but most people on this forum are american.)

[Krome]

I'm very sorry.

( I know)

[Bottle]

On with the

[ko71991]

main point of

[Bottle]

this thread. Cheese

[ko71991]

is so damn

[Jeffery]

to resist eating

[Bottle]

(only one place for my 8,000th post)

and making sense!

[DeadFishGuy]

USB ports are


(Yep! I got my account back!! WOOOOOOOOOOT!!)

[Link9]

strange because they,

[DeadFishGuy]

do funny dances

[dragoonzrfuns]

on top of

[DeadFishGuy]

carbonised bacon sandwitches.

[dragoonzrfuns]

which are burnt

[Link9]

in a long

(makes no sence but, yea)

[dragoonzrfuns]

tube that is

[DeadFishGuy]

reciprocating soap dispenser.

[Link9]

Big fish took

[dragoonzrfuns]

A jolly man

[Link9]

and kill him

[dragoonzrfuns]

then took the

[DeadFishGuy]

corpse and incinerated

[Link9]

in a big

[DeadFishGuy]

basin. Scissors are

[banditto]

most fun when...

[_Thunder_]

used by one

[banditto]

under the influence

[Bottle]

of cheese. Otherwise,

[Jonspen]

Killer Seizure Robots

[Bottle]

won't get capitalized!

[Jonspen]

But I did!!

(I did capitalize it, but it un-done it when I posted. O_O)

[Bottle]

Nevertheless, the forum

[Jonspen]

is really boring.

[ko71991]

How so is

[Bottle]

the forum a

[_Thunder_]

piece of sh*t

[Jonspen]

^Makes no sense.

[Bottle]

(well, it was ko's post that really started the no-sense-making)

? Well, it's mainly

[Jonspen]

a crap story.

[Bottle]

Due to the

[DeadFishGuy]

unfortunate suicude of

[Jonspen]

several carp, there

[Bottle]

was a curfew

[Jonspen]

so carp deaths

[Bottle]

plummeted by 135%!

[Jonspen]

Oh golly gosh!

[Bottle]

Then we lifted

[Jonspen]

all the remaining

[Bottle]

KILLER SEIZURE ROBOTS please ignre this

[Jonspen]

into a trashcan.

[Bottle]

But they managed

[Jonspen]

to get out!

[Jonspen]

*cue scary music*

[Bottle]

Dah dah DAAAAAAAAHHHH!

[Jonspen]

m00 mooo MOOO?

[T3 Terminater]

Then they went

[fatal illusions]

to go piss

[Link9]

in another site

[banditto]

twas the Rune-Scape-Site... (ya thats three words :) )

[Link9]

.Runescape suck because

[Office_Shredder]

it's extremely worthless

[fatal illusions]

and piss on-able

[Link9]

, and you brain

[T3 Terminater]

isn't that big

[Link9]

because runescape, maybe

[T3 Terminater]

the stupidest game

[Link9]

in the universe

[T3 Terminater]

, so anyways then

[Link9]

we have to

[T3 Terminater]

go to tacticsarena.com

[Link9]

and get gold

[fatal illusions]

Before It Explodes

[Link9]

into a fatalillusion

[T3 Terminater]

then i ask

[T3 Terminater]

what is fatalillusion?

[banditto]

and i reply...

[DeadFishGuy]

"Stop double posting!!"

[Jonspen]

"Hows about no?"

[Bottle]

But then sanity

[Jonspen]

didn't kick in!

[fatal illusions]

the dancin hobo....

[Jonspen]

I shall dance!

[old_man_killer]

with a basket

[Jonspen]

, why a basket?

[old_man_killer]

use your imagination

[Jonspen]

You dissappoint me.

[roamingstorm]

With the basket

[Jonspen]

, the basket sucks.

[DeadFishGuy]

However, buckets rule!!

[Krome]

No They Don't !!!

[T3 Terminater]

Krome is Right!

[DeadFishGuy]

I challenge Krome

[Krome]

Do ya now?

(Skirt Boy, L0L, j/k)

[Jonspen]

Buckets Definetly Suck.

[Krome]

We all know............

[Jonspen]

Obviously you dont.

[max2k106]

Maybe someone does.

[Jonspen]

Well I do.

[roamingstorm]

Bags totally rule

[max2k106]

the world, man.

[roamingstorm]

they're so awesome

[Jonspen]

. Capitals Start sentences.

[max2k106]

^ What he said.

[Kyo]

My name is

[max2k106]

John Cobrovolich Frankenstein

[Krome]

that is long

[Link9]

thread. Anyway they

[Krome]

stole a skyline

[Hatchet Warrior]

drove it to

[Link9]

a big trashcan

[Jonspen]

full of hobos.

[DeadFishGuy]

Pain!! Death!! Suffering!!

[Jonspen]

Free the hobos!

[DeadFishGuy]

Must . . . . . drink . . . . . . blood. . . . . . .

[Jonspen]

Save me Jebas!

[DeadFishGuy]

Where's Batman? How

[Jonspen]

we need him!

[Black Spyke]

Not we want

[Jonspen]

the dancin' hobo!

[old_man_killer]

living in baskets

[DeadFishGuy]

sucks. Go buckets!!

[max2k106]

Buckets are fun.

[Ali]

max smells weird

:D

[Bottle]

(weird-ly) like a dancing

[max2k106]

cow, which Bottles

[old_man_killer]

keep hidden in

[ko71991]

some wierd abandoned

[DeadFishGuy]

USB port. Fortunately,

[Chingy]

there are certain...

[truffleshfl]

things you should

[DeadFishGuy]

never, ever, EVER

[truffleshfl]

do because something

[DeadFishGuy]

might cause spontaneous

[truffleshfl]

flatulence. How come

[DeadFishGuy]

monkeys don't need

[Bottle]

KILLER SEIZURE ROBOTS? Please ignore this.

[max2k106]

Sure they do.

[DeadFishGuy]

Or do they?

[Bottle]

Find out during

[DeadFishGuy]

a long, boring

[max2k106]

class in the

[DeadFishGuy]

70's. Prepare to

[max2k106]

die you capitalist

[DeadFishGuy]

BREAD FISH!! Borg

[max2k106]

ate a plant.

[DeadFishGuy]

Assimilating plants is

[max2k106]

called cheating in

[DeadFishGuy]

most communities of

[FuzzOnFire]

stupid people,so

[max2k106]

you shouldn't edit

[DeadFishGuy]

or you may

[max2k106]

, just not 3

[FuzzOnFire]

times per post.

(too many people posting at same time)

[max2k106]

You messed up.

[DeadFishGuy]

My blood hurts.

[FuzzOnFire]

Die Thread Die!

[DeadFishGuy]

We are borg.

[max2k106]

You are borg.

[Bottle]

You will be

[DeadFishGuy]

assimilated. Please hold.

[max2k106]

EAT KFP MAN!

[Bottle]

Photon torpedoes, however,

[DeadFishGuy]

caused the deaths

[max2k106]

of 20 pandas.

[DeadFishGuy]

Rest in pieces.

[Bottle]

The remaining pandas

[max2k106]

ate each other.

[DeadFishGuy]

Isn't that nice?

[Clacker]

Not really, but

[Jonspen]

your banner pwns.

[DeadFishGuy]

I don't like

[Jonspen]

to m00 m00?

[Ali]

Farms smell like

[Jonspen]

m00 mo mo.

[max2k106]

Sometimes cows walk

[Jonspen]

and fly over

[Bottle]

their own kind,

[max2k106]

which unluckily happen

[old_man_killer]

during rain storms

[max2k106]

and meteor showers.

[Bottle]

These are quite

[Jonspen]

odd and strange

[Bottle]

posts we're getting.

[Jonspen]

Please go Here. (http://208.53.137.165/)

[Bottle]

Otherwise, KILLER SEIZURE

[DeadFishGuy]

ROBOTS will dislocate

[Bottle]

their own fingers.

[Jonspen]

Why oh why?

[DeadFishGuy]

Oh why not?

[Jonspen]

Well I suppose...

[DeadFishGuy]

but only if

[Jonspen]

you pay me?

[old_man_killer]

But then once

[Jonspen]

an old man

[Bottle]

is killed by

[Jonspen]

Killer Seizure Robots?

[Bottle]

there will be

(remove the ?, as it doesn't make sense, and capitalise those damn robots jon!)