BETTER three word story (no flaming!)

[DeadFishGuy]

hell to pay!!

[Bottle]

This will result

[old_man_killer]

in broken bottles

[Bottle]

littering the streets,

[DeadFishGuy]

worldwide famine and

[max2k106]

overproduction of markers.

[Jonspen]

What do you

[max2k106]

produce when you

[Jonspen]

add cheese with

[max2k106]

ice and coffee?

[Bottle]

KILLER SEIZURE ROBOTS, Next person should say of course!

[zzzaacckk]

are funny and

[max2k106]

they always seem

[zzzaacckk]

to give people

[ko71991]

the nasty urge

[Chingy]

to use the...

[ko71991]

utterly sick, stomach-churning

[Bottle]

The Cheat. Why

[Zeratul]

because he's totaly

[DeadFishGuy]

getting on my

[old_man_killer]

last nerve. Because

[Ignition]

doesn't realy know

[Goldberg]

what you said.

[DeadFishGuy]

Should you happen

[max2k106]

to be from

[Goldberg]

an uninhabited foot

[DeadFishGuy]

, you may wish

[Bottle]

to become a

[Goldberg]

fat yellow rat

[Krome]

just like you

[old_man_killer]

wish to be.

[ck1]

Oh I wish!

[max2k106]

Do you really?

[Foundation]

Want a baby ?

[tyu]

For two cents!!

[Bottle]

As far as

[_B0b_]

I can see

[Zeratul]

this thread went

[Ignition]

down the tube

[old_man_killer]

very quickly, indeed!

[Zeratul]

and the whole

[Clacker]

reason for that

[cs_zero]

is all of

[Ignition]

us who are

[Primary Target]

retarded jackasses, who

[Ignition]

keep posting here.

*Grins because it's true*

[DeadFishGuy]

Join our protest!

:) :) (http://www.tacticsarena.com/forum/showthread.php?t=13944)

[Ignition]

.resist the urge

[max2k106]

to masturbate in

[Corrupto]

your mothers pantyhose

[Krome]

smells like fish

[max2k106]

Read the sentence. :eek:

[Corrupto]

your mothers pantyhose

Continue from this quote.

[Primary Target]

and your fathers

[max2k106]

pants with holes

[Corrupto]

the size of

[max2k106]

corruptos private parts.

[Corrupto]

WOW! That Big!

[_Thunder_]

No not really.

[_B0b_]

But a cheesegrater

[Walrus]

reincarnated the dead

[_B0b_]

dish washer of

[old_man_killer]

the profoundly insane

[Bottle]

Bottle. This caused

[psychofireman]

clean plates to

[max2k106]

suddenly coagulate into

[psychofireman]

Blood every where

[_B0b_]

it was... a

[psychofireman]

uhhh bloody sight???

[max2k106]

No it wasn't.

[_B0b_]

I disagree entirely.

[psychofireman]

i would expect

[max2k106]

someone to agree.

[Thargor]

In other news

[psychofireman]

tsunami kills millions

[max2k106]

in southeastern Asia.

[_B0b_]

ON a lighter

[max2k106]

note, someone is

[_B0b_]

attempting to begin

[max2k106]

a spam thread.

[Bottle]

Surprisingly, his name

[psychofireman]

is psychofireman eh??

[Bottle]

But that shouldn't

[max2k106]

disturb you all.

[psychofireman]

execpt for leigh

[max2k106]

Where is she?

[roamingstorm]

*gir quote*

I dont know

[psychofireman]

must be noobs

[max2k106]

Yeah, they're annoying.

[_B0b_]

Those are quite

[max2k106]

annoying noobs there.

[Ignition]

To day we

[max2k106]

honor those who

[Ignition]

post here and

[max2k106]

give them cookies.

[Ignition]

*undo's max2k106's .*
that have rat (poison)

[DeadFishGuy]

and cholera viruses.

:) :) (http://www.tacticsarena.com/forum/showthread.php?t=13944)

[old_man_killer]

What ever happened

[DeadFishGuy]

to that old

:) :) (http://www.tacticsarena.com/forum/showthread.php?t=13944)

[Goldberg]

:eek: and fat little :eek:

[Clacker]

Three Word Rule????

[Krome]

What about it?

[Krome]

Do you suck ???

[MokoToko]

You guys ruin

[Jonspen]

this shitty thread.

[Clacker]

Then a miniature

[Krome]

Faggot faced asshole

(LOL)

[MokoToko]

named emork died.

[Bottle]

Everyone was sad

(:( :()

[cs_zero]

, but they were
( :( :( )

[Bottle]

given a magical

(:) :))

[max2k106]

marker to color

[banditto]

all-over bottles banner :D...

[Bottle]

which didn't exist... :confused: :confused:

[max2k106]

Unfortunately, Bottles got

[_Thunder_]

Anyway, that was

[Bottle]

*ignores thunder's post which doesn't follow story*

thrown at max :) ;)

[_Thunder_]

and tumbled down (max posted b4 me):rolleyes:

[Bottle]

a nearby hole,

:) :)

[_Thunder_]

which outcame a

[Corrupto]

dwarf named max.

[max2k106]

This dwarf then

[Corrupto]

decided to quickly,

[ck1]

go to bed. :cool: :cool:

[Corrupto]

Green eggs and

[Clacker]

(groans softly at the morons who can't understand a simple 3 word story...)

stinky stinky cheese

[Bottle]

will be thrown

[Jonspen]

at post whores?

[Clacker]

The frozen mammoth

[Jonspen]

stomped on bottles

[Clacker]

and smashed them

[Jonspen]

on the ground.

[old_man_killer]

But got a

[Jonspen]

medal for bravery

[Ignition]

for not cutting

[Jonspen]

a story line.

(You made no sense....) ("A medal for bravery for not cutting")

[max2k106]

This story line

[Krome]

absolutely sucks ass.

[ck1]

Kind of like :) :)

[Jonspen]

Those shitty smilies.

[Bottle]

So we decided

[Foundation]

to make love

[Bottle]

, god he's back...

[Foundation]

with dead monkeys

[Jonspen]

Let's shoot him?

[Foundation]

pffff relax people

[old_man_killer]

After awhile, Bottle

[_Thunder_]

sucked on a

[Dark*Demon]

pancake. So we

[ck1]

killed Foundation with

[lildj05]

hi fellow queer

[ck1]

*skips lildj*

lildj's dead body. :cool: :cool:

[lildj05]

ck1 eat shit

[_Thunder_]

Then we kicked. (ignoring lildj)

[lildj05]

buy clothes pink

[_Thunder_]

*still ignoring dj* lildj right square

[lildj05]

*doesnt give a fuckity-fuck-fuck-fuckity-fuck-fuck-fuck*thunder is queer

[max2k106]

(it got weird, som ima start a new sentence)

So the marker

[_B0b_]

was passed around

[Chingy]

and it reached..

[Jonspen]

...me....WOOT WOOT!

[_Thunder_]

All of a

[Jonspen]

bowl of rice

[Krome]

which was all

[Clacker]

cunningly disguised as

[Jonspen]

DANCING HOMOSEXUAL STORMTROOPERS!

[Kyo]

Later that day,

[ko71991]

a dancing-hip-hop beaver

[Jonspen]

ate a huge

[ko71991]

hip-hop leg, and

[Jonspen]

a hip-hop arm?

[ko71991]

But got stomped

[_Thunder_]

By Hugh unit, :p :p

[max2k106]

who happened to

[Jonspen]

be under-the-influence.

[max2k106]

No surprise there.

[ko71991]

Yeah, I agree.

[Bottle]

Hugh and beer

[Clacker]

, both cool and

[max2k106]

hot as hell. ;) ;)

[Bottle]

They go together

[Goldberg]

hand-in-hand

[Bottle]

like KILLER ROBOTS

[Chingy]

Anyway, you are..

[Bottle]

(Try making sense chingy, the obvious next reply should have been)

and SEIZING. Now

[Goldberg]

is the time

[_B0b_]

to run like

[Krome]

hell, also like

[_B0b_]

my grandfather's false

[Jonspen]

leg, teeth and

[_B0b_]

nose. Just because

[Jonspen]

I like dancing,

[_B0b_]

does not mean

[Jonspen]

I dont like

[_B0b_]

to eat small

[Bottle]

KILLER SEIZURE ROBOTS. I love killer seizure robots.

[_B0b_]

It was that

[Jonspen]

moment when I

[Bottle]

realised my destiny:

[Jonspen]

To Dance All-night-long!

[ko71991]

And to-dance-all-morning-long too!

[Krome]

What is this

[Bottle]

ridiculous posting that

[Jonspen]

is above me?

[ko71991]

is it me?

[Bottle]

Is it a

[Krome]

retarded dumbass that

[max2k106]

flames those who

[MokoToko]

eat Monkey Poop?

[Bottle]

Surely not, because

[MokoToko]

Monkey Poop tastes

[ck1]

like giant cactuar.

[_B0b_]

And these giant

[Clacker]

killer siezure robots

[_B0b_]

, while not capitalized,

[MokoToko]

make hamsters explode.

[_B0b_]

This is a

[MokoToko]

bag of poop.

[_B0b_]

All of these

[max2k106]

are funny people.

[_B0b_]

Who end sentences

[MokoToko]

with a hammer.

[ko71991]

How the hell

[_B0b_]

can you do

[Bottle]

this to my

[_B0b_]

poor and disfigured

[Bottle]

Three Word Story?

[_B0b_]

It doesn't seem

[Bottle]

fair that Wack-Head

[_B0b_]

is able to

[Bottle]

leave without being

[dragoonzrfuns]

beaten 100 TIMES

[_B0b_]

I feel bad

[Bottle]

for not making

[_B0b_]

a more thankful

[Bottle]

amount of sense.

[_B0b_]

But it must

[Bottle]

be nearly time

[_B0b_]

to fall asleep.

[007 GOD]

But then i

[Zeratul]

just simply relized

[Ignition]

that candy is

[_Thunder_]

way better than

[Zeratul]

old stinky cheese

[Bottle]

but not better

[_Thunder_]

Than my grandmas..

[Bottle]

KILLER SEIZURE ROBOTS. Go robots!

[Jonspen]

Killing and Seizing

[Zeratul]

all people across

[Ignition]

jonspen's extra-wide ass.