BETTER three word story (no flaming!)

[Jonspen]

Not my fault.

[Ignition]

(lol)
this story begins

[Jonspen]

with a capital.

[Ignition]

And ends with a extra long post for this page because it clearly exceeds the 3 word limit

[Jonspen]

Dude, shut up.

[Krome]

Damn right bro.

[ck1]

Peace on earth.

[Krome]

Will never happen.

[Bottle]

Why has Krome

[_B0b_]

taken all of

[_Thunder_]

jefferys things... and

[Ignition]

not get away

[ko71991]

from Jeffery's lawyers?

[Corrupto]

It's obvious that

[ko71991]

this unknown n00b

[tyu]

doesnt know how

[ko71991]

dance hip-hop-pantless-beaver dance

[_B0b_]

in proper english.

[Bottle]

The curse of

[_B0b_]

the ghastly and

[Bottle]

woeful grammar skills

[_B0b_]

that have infested

[Bottle]

this poor thread. :(

[_B0b_]

With a saddened

[Ignition]

very saddened little

[Krome]

noobs, that think

[Ignition]

they can get

[Krome]

away with spamming

[007 GOD]

Im not leavin

[Ignition]

which is a

( nice to hear that, did you get your units back ?? )

[007 GOD]

true statement. He

[Krome]

damn disappointment and

[Zeratul]

a slight relief

[Krome]

which someones mother

[Ignition]

may or may

[old_man_killer]

not care! It

[hellshord]

ya thers alot a posts on this thing :eek:

[Ignition]

* Smacks stupid noob*
Is only important

[Krome]

who is a

[Zeratul]

*Stupid Noob^^^*
cant type properly

[Jonspen]

. I like cheese.

[Krome]

I hate cheese.

[Jonspen]

No you dont.

[Krome]

yes i do

[Jonspen]

Period means caoptials.

[Krome]

Jonspen, a pussy.

[Jonspen]

Not like that.


(Not the way you think. ;))

[Krome]

Are you sure?

[Jonspen]

Yes, Im sure.

[Krome]

You're definetely sure?

[Jonspen]

Spam spam spam.

[Krome]

lol lol lol

[Bottle]

BACK ON TOPIC, You n00bs...

[DeadFishGuy]

I once discovered

[Bottle]

that nuclear fusion

[Jonspen]

reactive core! It

[Bottle]

fizzed and whirred

[Krome]

Like a big

[Bottle]

KILLER SEIZURE ROBOT there's no need for the capital letter at the start of your last post, krome

[Corrupto]

.However this time

[Bottle]

I managed to

[_B0b_]

escape from the

[Corrupto]

toilet throwing wizards

[_B0b_]

and their arrogant

[dark cobra]

into a dog

[Dark*Demon]

.The dogs name

[ko71991]

is dancing-mocha-liver-chua-lya-chasa-catsa-lotta-butta-getsa-runovera-bya-carsa-lotta-anda-hea-nevera-quitsa and

[Corrupto]

that was that.

[_B0b_]

And yet another

[DeadFishGuy]

guitar throwing monkey

[_B0b_]

found its own

[DeadFishGuy]

weight in toothpaste.

[_B0b_]

You just let

[Ignition]

people keep going

[Blexican]

on and on

[Krome]

and on and

[_Thunder_]

on and STOP!

(300th post!! now to go for 400!!)

[Krome]

good for you

(I got 400th already, and I registered after you.)

[_Thunder_]

thank you krome.

(I dont really care krome.. This is not my life like yours is :rolleyes: )

[Jonspen]

Krome = n00b spammer.

[Ignition]

that can only

[Jonspen]

make dumb posts.

[Ignition]

So we begin

[Clacker]

and we end

[Ignition]

but with out

[Zeratul]

the middle of

[Clacker]

our brains. Insanity

[Krome]

is with us

[Ignition]

when we sleep,

[Zeratul]

but not the

[Krome]

meaning of life

[Jonspen]

. Why do we

[Bottle]

only-have-a-few-good-posters-(like-DFG)-who-ever post here?

[Jonspen]

But-You-Missed-Out-Jonspen-and Bottle Aswell?

[Bottle]

DFG's randomness is

[Jonspen]

quite very random.

[Bottle]

But anyway, hippos

[Jonspen]

are known to-kill-more-humans-per-year-than-any-other-anaimal.

(It's a known fact, that hippos are the biggest animal killer of human beings per year)

[Bottle]

Three words from

[max2k106]

the top of

[Blexican]

the largest building

[_B0b_]

would quite easily

[Blexican]

kill anyone who

[_B0b_]

decides to choose

[Blexican]

Killer Seizure Robots

[_B0b_]

over the more

[Corrupto]

powerful and imperfect

[Ignition]

plane old shotgun

[MokoToko]

This sentence is (long)

[Ignition]

. Not any more

[T3 Terminater]

very very (long).

[Ignition]

So now that

[MokoToko]

stupid escapade is

[Blexican]

making no sense

[Corrupto]

, we can now

[_B0b_]

end the sentence?

[DeadFishGuy]

Are we ever

[_B0b_]

going to take

[Bottle]

over TAO from

[Zeratul]

all the annoying

[Ignition]

noobs that spam.

[Zeratul]

and waste our

[Ignition]

time by posting.

[_B0b_]

But we can

[Ignition]

remember the good

[_B0b_]

old days, when

[Ignition]

there weren’t as

[_B0b_]

many irritating and

[Clacker]

yet somehow funny

[Bottle]

posters like Bills

[Ignition]

, Too bad now

[Corrupto]

Killer Seizure Robots

[moto shando]

are my friends

[MokoToko]

sister's Uncle's Brother in Law's

[Ignition]

older brothers friend

[Lord Shinok]

whose faggots got

[(Alpha)]

who been stealing

[ArcPaladinZero]

my cheese and

[Iceage Heatwave]

my smelly old

[Lord Shinok]

wet dildo and

[Iceage Heatwave]

my pink ipod

[Corrupto]

which is pretty.

[Krome]

My ipod rules

[Krome]

because it is

[Chingy]

the most whitest

[Bottle]

purplest cheese ever!

[Jonspen]

Well anyway we

[Zeratul]

took that ipod

[007 GOD]

and put it

[Ignition]

down bills pants.

[007 GOD]

(lol). BIlls then yelled

[Jonspen]

Omfg Thers-a-ipoddy-in-ma Pants!!one!111!

[007 GOD]

. Thats-not three words

[Ignition]

but it still

[Jonspen]

Of course it-is-it-is-hyphonated-thus-making-it-all-one-word.

[007 GOD]

. Then an earthquake

[Jonspen]

occurred in the

[Ignition]

middle of the

[Gnosis]

the nebulan star

[Zeratul]

which is impossible

[Jonspen]

because of recent

[Zeratul]

book on physics

[Jonspen]

telling people that

[Zeratul]

earthquakes in stars

[_Thunder_]

happen when they

[Clacker]

eat chilli; another

[Iceage Heatwave]

earthquake caused by

[_Thunder_]

Jospens big butt. (lol jk josp ;) )

[Zeratul]

and yet again

[_Thunder_]

there was a (btw there was a period at the last post)

[Jonspen]

huge violent fart.

[Clacker]

Someone said "Abracadabra"

[_Thunder_]

and made my

[Jonspen]

legs knee-deep in

[_Thunder_]

a huge pile

[Clacker]

of jonspen spam

[_Thunder_]

which overpowerd us

[Clacker]

like a mudslide

[_Thunder_]

then the mud-golem

[Clacker]

started to quiver

[_Thunder_]

and threw mud

[Jonspen]

at my spam!

[Clacker]

Then someone sneezed

[Lord Shinok]

and coughed like

[Jonspen]

a jackass. Why

[Clacker]

editing previous post....

"Why

My addition...

it's Jonspen!" she

[Ignition]

*Ignores clacker*

Should we need

[Jonspen]

*ignores necross...Dumbass*

is a man!

[Ignition]

He was going

(I only ignored because it made no since)

[Jonspen]

*Still ignoring you for being a jackass*


Why do we

[Bottle]

double post then?

;)

[Jonspen]

Oh shush you!

[Bottle]

If I didn't

[Jonspen]

eat a bucket

[ck1]

of homosexual stormtroopers,

[Bottle]

I'd die a

[dark cobra]

dark, quick, and

[Bottle]

attractive brunette. Unfortunately,

[ck1]

I am not

[Office_Shredder]

a homosexual stormtrooper

[Bottle]

so I won't

[Iceage Heatwave]

burn in hell.

[Bottle]

Aren't I lucky?

[Iceage Heatwave]

Why, yes you

[Ignition]

are very lucky

[dark cobra]

but there is

[Iceage Heatwave]

a small problem

[ko71991]

, ko is here!

[Iceage Heatwave]

Ko is drunk

[max2k106]

as a moose.

[Lord Shinok]

Bills whacked off

[ko71991]

and I'm under-aged.

[Corrupto]

Being under aged

[Iceage Heatwave]

it was harder

[Lord Shinok]

when it comes

[ko71991]

to being bills(?)

[lildj05]

school today was

[Corrupto]

pretty damn boring!

[Bottle]

So I burned

[DeadFishGuy]

the PE building

[Chingy]

because it was

[dark cobra]

full of bull

[Ignition]

and needed it.

[Krome]

Anyone heard of

[DeadFishGuy]

the recent assassination

[Krome]

no not at

[Clacker]

first but then

[Ignition]

later it seemed

[dark cobra]

very stupid and

[roamingstorm]

im so lost

[Ignition]

it's funny. The

[roamingstorm]

the man walked

[lildj05]

into a wall

[ko71991]

, tripped over lildj05,

[lildj05]

and died. so

[ko71991]

lildj05 ate him

[lildj05]

and jumped out

[ko71991]

lildj05 raped him

[lildj05]

in the rear

[Jonspen]

end of a

[lildj05]

donkey. So then

[roamingstorm]

i l<1I_I_31) u

[lildj05]

(wtf is that) . lildj walked into

[Office_Shredder]

(I killed you) a bar and

[roamingstorm]

he said oww


if your going to be on forums leanr 1337 person who asked what that was, because your name is to random for me to want to remember

[Jonspen]

said ouch. After

(Cheesey, huh?)

[EDIT] Dammn it roam, beat me to it...

CHanged :

my noggin hurts!

[lildj05]

lildj ate, he (isnt that the point? having a name diffrent from every1 else? theres just too many assholes on game sites...)

[roamingstorm]

*pause in story* ok lildj do you ever post anywhere else, and must you keep bringing your self up in the third person, its really starting to invoke my wrath, ive never seen you post anywhere else, so go away and come back when you are at least almost famous enough, now go *story resumes*


is a penguin (of doom)

[lildj05]

that instead of

[Corrupto]

. Back on track, :D