BETTER three word story (no flaming!)

[ko71991]

and heres ko

[Jonspen]

knee-deep in spam.

[lildj05]

There once was

[max2k106]

a sexy panda

[lildj05]

who thought she

[max2k106]

was a prostitute.

[lildj05]

She became married

[max2k106]

to a coagulated

[lildj05]

behemoth. She didn't(live happily ever after)

[ko71991]

But she did

[Iceage Heatwave]

kill him after

[ko71991]

i get drunk

[Iceage Heatwave]

With irish whiskey

[lildj05]

. The drunken hamster

[Iceage Heatwave]

Raped lildj. Then

[lildj05]

the pink pony

[Iceage Heatwave]

ran to lalaland

[lildj05]

to find dick.

[ko71991]

but killed ko!

[Ignition]

When it found

[Iceage Heatwave]

lots of blue

[lildj05]

tortilla chips, it

[ko71991]

ate dj too

[lildj05]

.then ko came

[ko71991]

and killed it.

[lildj05]

but it respawned

[Krome]

and banned you

[ko71991]

but banned krome

[Krome]

why ban me?

[lildj05]

*sdfu u messin up the flow u jackass* then it dissipitates.

[Krome]

*sdfu u messin up the flow u jackass* then it dissipitates.

Your an asshole !!!

(please get rid of him)

[Bottle]

Back on topic,

[lildj05]

bottle sees monkies

[Bottle]

posting here. This

[Iceage Heatwave]

isn't no flaming

[Corrupto]

, it's proper english.

[ko71991]

which you don't

[Iceage Heatwave]

use very much

[Corrupto]

because there was-a-period.

[lildj05]

back to-the subject,

[Iceage Heatwave]

One day Corrupto

[ck1]

might finally have

(Iceage, change ur avatar, you make me think youre third)

[Iceage Heatwave]

ck1 killed. I

(I'll change it to the Bad Religion logo if you'll tel me how to get a custom logo)

[Blexican]

dont know how

[lildj05]

to be ass-like (lie alert beep beep)

[Jonspen]

*ignoring lildj because all of his posts are retarded*

to read books.

[lildj05]

Jonspen dies. Period

[Bottle]

. Lildj got flamed

[lildj05]

by everyone,so

[Bottle]

he left. W00t!

[lildj05]

Bottle turns into-a-transsexual

[Krome]

That aint right...........

(he got banned again, hoorrah !! Is it permanent, i sincerely hope it is.)

[Bottle]

(just ignoring Krome for the sake of the story)

and banned lildj.

[Ignition]

So we all

[Bottle]

celebrated wildly! Causing

[Ignition]

a riot to

[Iceage Heatwave]

break out in

[Ignition]

chaos and pandemonium

[Bottle]

and the forum.

(Necross, at least try and make it into a story...)

[Ignition]

Was left to

(Fine but I’m not overly creative)

[Corrupto]

kill off Necross.

[max2k106]

Is he dead?

[Ignition]

yes. So I

[sub the hendrix]

ate a carrot

[Clacker]

then i could

[Lord Shinok]

start beating up

[Blexican]

Lord white who ;)

[Corrupto]

then blew up

[Lord Shinok]

his body and

(thanks blex! a rep for ya!)

[Corrupto]

was lord of

[Lord Shinok]

is lord ofall servers and

[Corrupto]

then died again. :D

[Bottle]

Where are all

[Chingy]

the stupid looking

[Bottle]

decent TWS posters?

[meat.eater]

I was MIA.

[fred bear17]

Then i didnt get what this story was about what the heck is all of this?

[Ignition]

but you then

( if you don’t understand try reading the very first post or just figure out with little common since you have that it's a story that is told over a sequence of 3 word posts )

[Iceage Heatwave]

should go away.

[Ignition]

To a land

[Iceage Heatwave]

on another planet.

[Bottle]

(taking that . as a comma...)

you must first

[Iceage Heatwave]

kill the rulebreakers.

[Bottle]

This will result

[meat.eater]

in flatulent undimentional

[Bottle]

temporal warps spontaneously

[meat.eater]

decomposing into multicellular

[Clacker]

parasitic leeches and

[Iceage Heatwave]

eat Bottle's ear.

[DeadFishGuy]

In the event

[Clacker]

of Bottle's ear

[Iceage Heatwave]

being bit off

[DeadFishGuy]

, break the glass

[Bottle]

and a KILLER

[ko71991]

SEIZURE ROBOT barked

[Lord Shinok]

which caused some

[ko71991]

major bladder disorder.

[Lord Shinok]

Yo momma is

[Iceage Heatwave]

in Ko's stomach.

[sub the hendrix]

But just then.

[Iceage Heatwave]

subthehendrix decided to

[Lord Shinok]

masturbate to his

[roamingstorm]

lord shinok edit that right now

skips shinoks post

steal his money

[dark cobra]

big, fat, bad

[Lord Shinok]

ass momma, that...

roamingstorm...piss off, don't tell me what to do alright?

[Corrupto]

died. Now that

[dark cobra]

a chicken wing

[Lord Shinok]

which was gross

[Corrupto]

and marinated in

[dark cobra]

a big, wet

[Corrupto]

towel of tabasco. Yummmmmm :D

[Lord Shinok]

Lord White wiped

[Corrupto]

his face with

[roamingstorm]

evil doom penguins

[Lord Shinok]

that bit his

[Clacker]

nose off. Surprisingly,

[Lord Shinok]

he managed to

[Lord Shinok]

save his nose

[Lord Shinok]

and went to

[Iceage Heatwave]

Kill Lord Shinok.

Double posting is bad enough but 3. :rolleyes:

[ko71991]

But Shinny killed

[actgfin1234]

his mother, *gasp!*

[Iceage Heatwave]

for no reason.

[Corrupto]

Today there was

[tyu]

two dogs that

[actgfin1234]

smelled like falco

[Corrupto]

(ewwww) thats gross.

[actgfin1234]

Yeah, falco stinks.

[Corrupto]

Suddenly, boobies came

[actgfin1234]

out of nowhere

[Corrupto]

like a spontaneous

[Iceage Heatwave]

post by thecheat

[Corrupto]

which no one

[Iceage Heatwave]

likes to read.

[Clacker]

Eventually someone realized

[Corrupto]

that the tiny

[Iceage Heatwave]

amont of people

[Corrupto]

that had used

[Bottle]

to eat cheese

[Thargor]

could no longer

[Zeratul]

stand that bloody

[Thargor]

cheese-stealing spam-eating TAO-playing

[Bottle]

Thargor. So they

[Iceage Heatwave]

baned him and

[Bottle]

spelled banned correctly.

[Ignition]

Later he then

[Bottle]

ate some cheese,

[Goldberg]

wiping the crumbles

[Clacker]

onto the floor,

[Goldberg]

which ultimately led

[max2k106]

to his death.

[Corrupto]

It was sad,

[OHNOITSKALAMADY]

This thread sucks so much cock. Someone please get rid of it, it's existence makes me sick. I've never wanted to physically throw up over something this idiotic and juvenile. I mean, the thought of making a three word post that doesn't hae to make sense and will be accepted is crazy. We have over 13 thousand posts that make less sense than all of The Cheats posts put together. Bunch of noobs.

[Corrupto]

It was sad,

because Kalamady could

[Bottle]

This thread sucks so much cock. Someone please get rid of it, it's existence makes me sick. I've never wanted to physically throw up over something this idiotic and juvenile. I mean, the thought of making a three word post that doesn't hae to make sense and will be accepted is crazy. We have over 13 thousand posts that make less sense than all of The Cheats posts put together. Bunch of noobs.
be an idiot.

(Incidentally, Kalamady, your overreactions never fail to astound me.)

[Goldberg]

This thread sucks so much cock. Someone please get rid of it, it's existence makes me sick. I've never wanted to physically throw up over something this idiotic and juvenile. I mean, the thought of making a three word post that doesn't hae to make sense and will be accepted is crazy. We have over 13 thousand posts that make less sense than all of The Cheats posts put together. Bunch of noobs.

Sadly, he has

(I think the poor little pookey-pookey just wants attention! Hello you little pookey-pookey...)

[Corrupto]

decided to run

[Bottle]

and be banned.

[Corrupto]

My rep is

[Bottle]

completely irrelevant, because

[Corrupto]

this is the

[Bottle]

BEST THREAD EVER! So there, kalamady.

[dark cobra]

to put up

[max2k106]

Notice the sentence.

[Corrupto]

Grammar is important.

[Iceage Heatwave]

So a guy

[Corrupto]

walks into a

[Foundation]

sexy fat lady

[Iceage Heatwave]

who looked like

[Lord Shinok]

a dumbass who

[ko71991]

played football bare-naked.

[Iceage Heatwave]

Thats kinda sick

[ko71991]

he said dumbass

[Iceage Heatwave]

it's still sick

[Corrupto]

you must have

[Corrupto]

some experience Iceage.

[Lord Shinok]

The Cheat is

You had to double post? :rolleyes: Quit copying me. :p

[Iceage Heatwave]

a 40yearold loser.

[Corrupto]

He is much

[Clacker]

more than that

[Corrupto]

, in fact he

[Krome]

froze in the

[Bottle]

Arctic and everyone

[Clacker]

rejoiced, skipping and

[Blexican]

happily killing everyone

[Corrupto]

which wasn't happy

[Goldberg]

. Holy run-on sentence!

[Corrupto]

Thank-you professor Goldberg.

[lildj05]

Back to subject,

[dark cobra]

The gold monkeys

[lildj05]

ate a anaconda

[kvon78]

then they accidentally

[lildj05]

tripped over air

[kvon78]

into the horrible

[Iceage Heatwave]

which is impossible.

[max2k106]

Lets get a

[lildj05]

shovel to kill

[max2k106]

Corrupto because he's

[lildj05]

evil? then he

[kvon78]

sat on a

[Iceage Heatwave]

encilada covered in

[Clacker]

incomprehensible grammar? But

[Iceage Heatwave]

I don't care.

Not part of story: I think someone should make a new three word story thread, but in this one signatures would be dissabled so we could fit more posts a page.

[max2k106]

You're a bum.

[Corrupto]

All hail me.

[max2k106]

Corrupto must die.

[Corrupto]

Another 1-post sentence.

[Iceage Heatwave]

I feel like

[Corrupto]

listening to Slayer,

[kvon78]

Every five minuets.

[Bottle]

This would cause

[Corrupto]

head banging and

[Bottle]

complaints about n00bs

[Corrupto]

getting beat up.

[Bottle]

No-one ever complains

[choplocker-17]

about what is

[Krome]

is important in

[DeadFishGuy]

life. Death to

[Bottle]

the wretched infidels!

[Krome]

They rule our

[DeadFishGuy]

flying octopus farms!

[Bottle]

Such tyranny can

[kvon78]

cause massive seizures

[Corrupto]

in your pants.

[Iceage Heatwave]

that would hurt.

[Bottle]

The KILLER SEIZURE

[Ignition]

robots of death

[Blexican]

were on the

[Zeratul]

moon killing necross

[Blexican]

from hell and

[Ignition]

the dark abis

[Blexican]

Killed Everthing In

[Iceage Heatwave]

necrosses big closet.

[_Thunder_]

So then we

[roamingstorm]

So he decided

[max2k106]

to kill a

[Ignition]

seizures robot of

[max2k106]

your mother! So . . .

[Corrupto]

back to grammar.

[DeadFishGuy]

Indeed, let us

[Krome]

pray to cheese.

[Krome]

Who hates school?

[old_man_killer]

Realizing that was

[Bottle]

a double post,

[DeadFishGuy]

Krome then detonated

[Bottle]

himself using a

[kvon78]

gaint man-made dildo

[max2k106]

which happened to

[Blexican]

kill max and

[_Thunder_]

walk on blexican.