BETTER three word story (no flaming!)

[Corrupto]

People need to

[DeadFishGuy]

embrace change, and

[Krome]

get on with

[KBHoleN1]

their miserable little

[Krome]

good for nothing

[Clacker]

existence. Wombats are

[Corrupto]

like the user

[Bottle]

currently logged in.

[lildj05]

I like mayonnaise

[kvon78]

on toast. Once

[choplocker-17]

steak taste good

[Bottle]

sense-making. But mayo

[kvon78]

smells like your

[Corrupto]

[censored], [censored], [censored].

[Iceage Heatwave]

Sometimes I feel

[Corrupto]

like burping out

[Ali]

Fighting Seizure Robots!

[-Spartan-]

That like to

[Clacker]

lose the plot,

[psychofireman]

cause they're retarded

[Ali]

like psychofireman. He's

[Corrupto]

actually making sense.

[Ali]

For once its

[Dark*Demon]

random like pie

[Corrupto]

, mmmmmmmmm pie.

[Ali]

.Commas dont count.

[Office_Shredder]

Unless they do.

[Ali]

They dont though.

[zig]

Maybe they do.

[Dark*Demon]

but now they

[Ali]

. Its notta word.

[Dark*Demon]

yes comma is

[Ali]

Comma yes " , " no.

[Office_Shredder]

if , isaword, youwentover

[Dark*Demon]

iknow he wentover

[Ali]

:mad: you guys win

[Terps rock]

i don't getthis

[Ali]

. French people like

[_Thunder_]

to make fun

[Dark*Demon]

to eat pie

[Office_Shredder]

people whocan't count :p

[Ali]

stoppostingyoudontmakesence. Over time

[Dark*Demon]

i will eat

[Ali]

peices of crap

[Dark*Demon]

like a pro

[_Thunder_]

when he puts

[kvon78]

on your pants.

[choplocker-17]

What is Flaming

[lildj05]

said the noob.

[Corrupto]

To the noob. :D

[lildj05]

corrupto died. So


noob-

N-Notorious
o-oval like?
o-sostrich?
b-big pimpin
:)

[Corrupto]

To the noob. :D

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[Chingy]

(Screw you guys)

There once was...

[KBHoleN1]

a story post

(what happened to this thread, it used to follow rules and stuff, *sigh*)

(please read your post in the sentence before you submit it:

stoppostingyoudontmakesence. Over time
i will eat
peices of crap
like a pro
when he puts
on your pants.

What does that mean? And we went from "I" to "he" in one sentence. Sad, but somehow just as funny, lol)

[Bottle]

(KB, the chance of any sentence actually making sense here is almost negligable)

which made sense!

[Corrupto]

Some people don't

[lildj05]

realize they're quuers.

[Corrupto]

Longer sentences would

[choplocker-17]

*No litteraly what is flaming*

What is flaming??????

[dark cobra]

I don't know

[Clacker]

(a vain atttempt to restart the thread, free from morons...)

The angular momentum

[Bottle]

of an oscillating

(flaming is telling someone that their post was stupid, often in a quite impolite way :rolleyes: )

[sub the hendrix]

Penguin, who then

[Corrupto]

of an oscillating
airplane travelling at

Penguin, who then
Why the hell are you capitalizing it? Learn english.

[moto shando]

that veary penguin

[Clacker]

(deleted to try and make sense)
(just ignore me)

[Lone2Wolf]

somehow talked but

[Clacker]

didn't make sense.

[lildj05]

whips-out-the-glock-and-0wn-all-u-noobs. Then afterwards,

[Corrupto]

runs away crying.

[old_man_killer]

Looking for intelligent

[Dark*Demon]

can openers that
(old man killer what is that DSM doing to that dragon!)
:) :)

[Bottle]

can post better

[DeadFishGuy]

than my fridge.

[Bottle]

The search was

[DeadFishGuy]

interrupted by confused

[Bottle]

forum members, asking

[DeadFishGuy]

to be moderators,

[Krome]

which will never

[Ignition]

be any good

[DeadFishGuy]

for governamament conspiracies.

(Note: Intentional misspelling of government)

[Krome]

Why is this?

[Ignition]

Only because they

[Krome]

suck like noobs

[Ignition]

that think they

[Bottle]

actually rule. The

[Krome]

worst thing is

[Lone2Wolf]

truth is, they

[Krome]

never ever lived

[dark cobra]

In a box

[kvon78]

except for one

[dark cobra]

small, little, stupid

[Bottle]

n00b called... ahem.

(Notice I obey the no flaming rule.)

[Moose]

wow 13,500 posts, what a crazy topic



Moosey

[Dark*Demon]

that n00b went

[Bottle]

to Dark*Demon's house

(nothing wrong with having 13,500 posts moosey :D)

[Dark*Demon]

to be kicked

[Bottle]

by a KILLER

[dark cobra]

with a duck

[Dark*Demon]

in his house

[dark cobra]

that was made

[_Thunder_]

king of dorkville.

[Dark*Demon]

and geekville which

[dark cobra]

was dark and

[Corrupto]

very, very, mean.

and geekville which

It was the end of a sentence. How many unworthy english people are there here?

[dark cobra]

He used his

[Corrupto]

magical toilet brush

[Zeratul]

to clean the

[zig]

dirty horrible old

[Zeratul]

wrinkly man ......(cant think of third word)

[zig]

who always went

[Zeratul]

down the street

[DeadFishGuy]

for no reason.

[Krome]

I hate school

[zig]

because don't we

[dark cobra]

have to learn

[max2k106]

stuff and crap?

[dark cobra]

When you want

[zig]

to eat pie

[kvon78]

, do it because

[dark cobra]

people really think

[DeadFishGuy]

you're a crazy

[Chingy]

son of a....

[max2k106]

keyboard and ruler

[Blexican]

with six arms

[Zeratul]

and this guy.

[Ignition]

that had no...

[Corrupto]

real grammar skills.

[HotChicks]

died quickly and

[Goldberg]

ended this sentence.

[DeadFishGuy]

Evil English teachers

[HotChicks]

took a vacation

[Bottle]

from eating piranhas

[DeadFishGuy]

in the depths

[Bottle]

of Hell, to

[DeadFishGuy]

lift my spirits.

[Jonspen]

"Flying so high....."

[DeadFishGuy]

said Headless Frank,

[Dark*Demon]

A guy who

[Bottle]

uses capital letters

[DeadFishGuy]

to induce KILLER

[Jonspen]

Seizure Robot Clowns.

[Bottle]

These terrifying apparitions

[Jonspen]

use death rays

[DeadFishGuy]

for no apparant

[Jonspen]

reason wat-so-ever. But

[DeadFishGuy]

, for the sake

[Jonspen]

of the townspeople

[DeadFishGuy]

, Ah fart een

[Bottle]

unrecognisable languages, such

[ko71991]

as flying, dancing

[dark cobra]

without a good

[kvon78]

reason. All noobs

[dark cobra]

like someone I

[kvon78]

am, should be

[Corrupto]

lighty beaten with

[DeadFishGuy]

their own limbs.

[Bottle]

Preferably severed beforehand

[HotChicks]

with a herring

[Bottle]

. This would cause

[HotChicks]

too much bleeding

[Bottle]

, so they would

[Corrupto]

have to now

[DeadFishGuy]

drop down dead.

[Corrupto]

CWA techno music

[DeadFishGuy]

is slightly superior

[Corrupto]

to babies screaming! ;)

[DeadFishGuy]

Blasphemer!!!! Thou shalt

[Clacker]

suffer endless plagues

[Corrupto]

Edit: of the dreaded

[kvon78]

three toed sloth.

[Corrupto]

If you smoke,

[kvon78]

u wont be

[moto shando]

able to make

[Liquid Swordsman]

coherent itelligent sentences

[Corrupto]

that are itelligent. :D

[meat.eater]

When hornets mate,

[Corrupto]

Edit: meat.eater gets off

[Liquid Swordsman]

because he likes

[meat.eater]

women. Corrupto's [a] fruitcake [however].

[Corrupto]

Vegetarians are very

[meat.eater]

sure they eat

[Blexican]

only meat products :rolleyes:

[meat.eater]

excremented by vegetables.

[Corrupto]

Veg-et-ab-les, say it.

[meat.eater]

Then an elephant

[Corrupto]

ate tiny bikinis,

[Bottle]

causing their owners

[DeadFishGuy]

to dissolve into

[Bottle]

pools of ickiness!

[DeadFishGuy]

6.02x10^23 cobalt atoms

[Liquid Swordsman]

then the sheep

[kvon78]

ate my best

[Liquid Swordsman]

pair of socks

[Corrupto]

along with grammar!!!

[Bottle]

6.02x10^23 cobalt atoms
equals one mole

[DeadFishGuy]

, which was nice.

(I was wondering when someone would get the significance of that number. Huzzah for Bottle!)

[Bottle]

The mole decided

(I did A-Level Chem DFG)

[kvon78]

that i would

[Bottle]

be distilled with

[Clacker]

ease into a

[Bottle]

round-bottomed flask, so

[DeadFishGuy]

electrolysis was the

[Bottle]

most viable option.

[Office_Shredder]

Except, he was

[Blexican]

dipped in ketchup

[Office_Shredder]

so infrared spectroscopy

[Bottle]

was more likely

[DeadFishGuy]

to sublime into

[meat.eater]

artificial toilet seats.

[DeadFishGuy]

Nuclear fission promptly

[Blexican]

would have destroyed

[meat.eater]

any hope of

[DeadFishGuy]

humanity's survival. E=MC^2

[meat.eater]

is false. Energy (;))

[DeadFishGuy]

equals Mass times

(Coincidentally enough, I'm doing chemistry homework at the moment.)

[kvon78]

6, if this

[DeadFishGuy]

is the speed

[Bottle]

of my slippers.

[2 Step]

I have no

[Office_Shredder]

then the air resistance

[2 Step]

Isn't that four-words :D

[Office_Shredder]

Of course it's not

[Bottle]

you damn n00b.

[2 Step]

I am sorry.

[kvon78]

Once in awhile

[Bottle]

someone neg-reps me,

[2 Step]

it wasn't me

[DeadFishGuy]

, or was it?

[Corrupto]

Edit: Sunday is very

Also, figuring out the amount of mol's in atoms or mass isn't something you learn at "A-level" chem, I learned that in Gr. 11 General Sciences.

[Dark*Demon]

it was 2-step

[thefreezing]

and he went

[DeadFishGuy]

on rambling about

[Dark*Demon]

2-step!!! i tell

[DeadFishGuy]

you, it's insane!

[Dark*Demon]

that i know

[Bottle]

(Demon, ! marks the end of a sentence)

Insanity is good.

[2 Step]

what the hell?

[Corrupto]

Pikachu should be

[kvon78]

covered in the

[Blexican]

ketschup and mayo

[kvon78]

from under the

[Blexican]

foot of a

[Office_Shredder]

really big thing

[Bottle]

KILLER SEIZURE ROBOT. a

(Office, try making sense)

(oh, you did. well i'm going to ignore you anyway :p)

[Corrupto]

Too many people

[Bottle]

posting at once!

[Blexican]

so its hard

[kvon78]

to find a

[Corrupto]

correct posting order.