View Full Version : BETTER three word story (no flaming!)
Corrupto
01-21-2005, 10:44 PM
People need to
DeadFishGuy
01-22-2005, 02:02 AM
embrace change, and
Krome
01-22-2005, 05:45 AM
get on with
KBHoleN1
01-22-2005, 06:38 AM
their miserable little
Krome
01-22-2005, 06:41 AM
good for nothing
Clacker
01-22-2005, 08:57 AM
existence. Wombats are
Corrupto
01-22-2005, 11:17 AM
like the user
Bottle
01-22-2005, 01:23 PM
currently logged in.
lildj05
01-22-2005, 03:04 PM
I like mayonnaise
kvon78
01-22-2005, 03:18 PM
on toast. Once
choplocker-17
01-22-2005, 03:20 PM
steak taste good
Bottle
01-22-2005, 03:40 PM
sense-making. But mayo
kvon78
01-22-2005, 09:15 PM
smells like your
Corrupto
01-22-2005, 10:00 PM
[censored], [censored], [censored].
Iceage Heatwave
01-22-2005, 10:09 PM
Sometimes I feel
Corrupto
01-22-2005, 11:50 PM
like burping out
-Spartan-
01-23-2005, 04:21 AM
That like to
Clacker
01-23-2005, 08:11 AM
lose the plot,
psychofireman
01-23-2005, 08:13 AM
cause they're retarded
Corrupto
01-23-2005, 03:20 PM
actually making sense.
Dark*Demon
01-23-2005, 03:23 PM
random like pie
Corrupto
01-23-2005, 03:29 PM
, mmmmmmmmm pie.
Office_Shredder
01-23-2005, 03:37 PM
Unless they do.
Dark*Demon
01-23-2005, 03:39 PM
but now they
Dark*Demon
01-23-2005, 03:41 PM
yes comma is
Office_Shredder
01-23-2005, 03:45 PM
if , isaword, youwentover
Dark*Demon
01-23-2005, 03:46 PM
iknow he wentover
Terps rock
01-23-2005, 03:47 PM
i don't getthis
_Thunder_
01-23-2005, 03:49 PM
to make fun
Dark*Demon
01-23-2005, 03:49 PM
to eat pie
Office_Shredder
01-23-2005, 03:50 PM
people whocan't count :p
stoppostingyoudontmakesence. Over time
Dark*Demon
01-23-2005, 03:50 PM
i will eat
Dark*Demon
01-23-2005, 03:51 PM
like a pro
_Thunder_
01-23-2005, 04:29 PM
when he puts
kvon78
01-23-2005, 07:06 PM
on your pants.
choplocker-17
01-23-2005, 07:09 PM
What is Flaming
lildj05
01-23-2005, 11:07 PM
said the noob.
Corrupto
01-23-2005, 11:24 PM
To the noob. :D
lildj05
01-23-2005, 11:48 PM
corrupto died. So
noob-
N-Notorious
o-oval like?
o-sostrich?
b-big pimpin
:)
Corrupto
01-24-2005, 12:34 AM
To the noob. :D
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Chingy
01-24-2005, 04:44 AM
(Screw you guys)
There once was...
KBHoleN1
01-24-2005, 05:15 AM
a story post
(what happened to this thread, it used to follow rules and stuff, *sigh*)
(please read your post in the sentence before you submit it:
stoppostingyoudontmakesence. Over time
i will eat
peices of crap
like a pro
when he puts
on your pants.
What does that mean? And we went from "I" to "he" in one sentence. Sad, but somehow just as funny, lol)
Bottle
01-24-2005, 06:27 AM
(KB, the chance of any sentence actually making sense here is almost negligable)
which made sense!
Corrupto
01-24-2005, 01:10 PM
Some people don't
lildj05
01-24-2005, 01:21 PM
realize they're quuers.
Corrupto
01-24-2005, 01:42 PM
Longer sentences would
choplocker-17
01-24-2005, 04:15 PM
*No litteraly what is flaming*
What is flaming??????
dark cobra
01-24-2005, 04:26 PM
I don't know
Clacker
01-24-2005, 04:28 PM
(a vain atttempt to restart the thread, free from morons...)
The angular momentum
Bottle
01-24-2005, 04:28 PM
of an oscillating
(flaming is telling someone that their post was stupid, often in a quite impolite way :rolleyes: )
sub the hendrix
01-24-2005, 06:58 PM
Penguin, who then
Corrupto
01-24-2005, 07:49 PM
of an oscillating
airplane travelling at
Penguin, who then
Why the hell are you capitalizing it? Learn english.
moto shando
01-24-2005, 07:57 PM
that veary penguin
Clacker
01-24-2005, 08:00 PM
(deleted to try and make sense)
(just ignore me)
Lone2Wolf
01-24-2005, 08:00 PM
somehow talked but
Clacker
01-24-2005, 08:27 PM
didn't make sense.
lildj05
01-24-2005, 10:11 PM
whips-out-the-glock-and-0wn-all-u-noobs. Then afterwards,
Corrupto
01-24-2005, 10:45 PM
runs away crying.
old_man_killer
01-25-2005, 09:46 AM
Looking for intelligent
Dark*Demon
01-25-2005, 09:48 AM
can openers that
(old man killer what is that DSM doing to that dragon!)
:) :)
Bottle
01-25-2005, 01:24 PM
can post better
DeadFishGuy
01-25-2005, 01:32 PM
than my fridge.
Bottle
01-25-2005, 01:37 PM
The search was
DeadFishGuy
01-25-2005, 01:40 PM
interrupted by confused
Bottle
01-25-2005, 01:45 PM
forum members, asking
DeadFishGuy
01-25-2005, 02:24 PM
to be moderators,
Krome
01-25-2005, 02:28 PM
which will never
Ignition
01-25-2005, 02:35 PM
be any good
DeadFishGuy
01-25-2005, 02:49 PM
for governamament conspiracies.
(Note: Intentional misspelling of government)
Krome
01-25-2005, 02:49 PM
Why is this?
Ignition
01-25-2005, 02:50 PM
Only because they
Krome
01-25-2005, 02:58 PM
suck like noobs
Ignition
01-25-2005, 02:59 PM
that think they
Bottle
01-25-2005, 03:37 PM
actually rule. The
Krome
01-25-2005, 03:40 PM
worst thing is
Lone2Wolf
01-25-2005, 03:40 PM
truth is, they
Krome
01-25-2005, 04:00 PM
never ever lived
dark cobra
01-25-2005, 04:16 PM
In a box
kvon78
01-25-2005, 04:19 PM
except for one
dark cobra
01-25-2005, 04:23 PM
small, little, stupid
Bottle
01-25-2005, 04:28 PM
n00b called... ahem.
(Notice I obey the no flaming rule.)
Moose
01-25-2005, 04:30 PM
wow 13,500 posts, what a crazy topic
Moosey
Dark*Demon
01-25-2005, 04:34 PM
that n00b went
Bottle
01-25-2005, 04:36 PM
to Dark*Demon's house
(nothing wrong with having 13,500 posts moosey :D)
Dark*Demon
01-25-2005, 04:39 PM
to be kicked
Bottle
01-25-2005, 04:42 PM
by a KILLER
dark cobra
01-25-2005, 04:43 PM
with a duck
Dark*Demon
01-25-2005, 04:46 PM
in his house
dark cobra
01-25-2005, 04:48 PM
that was made
_Thunder_
01-25-2005, 04:49 PM
king of dorkville.
Dark*Demon
01-25-2005, 04:53 PM
and geekville which
dark cobra
01-25-2005, 05:18 PM
was dark and
Corrupto
01-25-2005, 05:27 PM
very, very, mean.
and geekville which
It was the end of a sentence. How many unworthy english people are there here?
dark cobra
01-25-2005, 05:31 PM
He used his
Corrupto
01-25-2005, 05:44 PM
magical toilet brush
Zeratul
01-26-2005, 11:41 AM
to clean the
Zeratul
01-26-2005, 11:46 AM
wrinkly man ......(cant think of third word)
Zeratul
01-26-2005, 12:26 PM
down the street
DeadFishGuy
01-26-2005, 12:34 PM
for no reason.
Krome
01-26-2005, 01:41 PM
I hate school
dark cobra
01-26-2005, 04:08 PM
have to learn
max2k106
01-26-2005, 04:10 PM
stuff and crap?
dark cobra
01-26-2005, 04:19 PM
When you want
kvon78
01-26-2005, 06:51 PM
, do it because
dark cobra
01-26-2005, 06:52 PM
people really think
DeadFishGuy
01-27-2005, 01:54 AM
you're a crazy
Chingy
01-27-2005, 02:05 AM
son of a....
max2k106
01-27-2005, 05:25 AM
keyboard and ruler
Blexican
01-27-2005, 08:38 AM
with six arms
Zeratul
01-27-2005, 09:27 AM
and this guy.
Ignition
01-27-2005, 09:32 AM
that had no...
Corrupto
01-27-2005, 09:51 AM
real grammar skills.
HotChicks
01-27-2005, 01:39 PM
died quickly and
Goldberg
01-27-2005, 01:43 PM
ended this sentence.
DeadFishGuy
01-27-2005, 01:50 PM
Evil English teachers
HotChicks
01-27-2005, 02:19 PM
took a vacation
Bottle
01-27-2005, 02:38 PM
from eating piranhas
DeadFishGuy
01-27-2005, 02:39 PM
in the depths
Bottle
01-27-2005, 02:43 PM
of Hell, to
DeadFishGuy
01-27-2005, 02:46 PM
lift my spirits.
Jonspen
01-27-2005, 02:46 PM
"Flying so high....."
DeadFishGuy
01-27-2005, 02:49 PM
said Headless Frank,
Dark*Demon
01-27-2005, 02:50 PM
A guy who
Bottle
01-27-2005, 02:52 PM
uses capital letters
DeadFishGuy
01-27-2005, 02:52 PM
to induce KILLER
Jonspen
01-27-2005, 02:53 PM
Seizure Robot Clowns.
Bottle
01-27-2005, 02:56 PM
These terrifying apparitions
Jonspen
01-27-2005, 03:01 PM
use death rays
DeadFishGuy
01-27-2005, 03:05 PM
for no apparant
Jonspen
01-27-2005, 03:07 PM
reason wat-so-ever. But
DeadFishGuy
01-27-2005, 03:07 PM
, for the sake
Jonspen
01-27-2005, 03:09 PM
of the townspeople
DeadFishGuy
01-27-2005, 03:11 PM
, Ah fart een
Bottle
01-27-2005, 03:20 PM
unrecognisable languages, such
ko71991
01-27-2005, 06:43 PM
as flying, dancing
dark cobra
01-27-2005, 06:45 PM
without a good
kvon78
01-27-2005, 06:47 PM
reason. All noobs
dark cobra
01-27-2005, 06:53 PM
like someone I
kvon78
01-27-2005, 06:58 PM
am, should be
Corrupto
01-27-2005, 09:08 PM
lighty beaten with
DeadFishGuy
01-28-2005, 01:51 AM
their own limbs.
Bottle
01-28-2005, 04:50 AM
Preferably severed beforehand
HotChicks
01-28-2005, 05:00 AM
with a herring
Bottle
01-28-2005, 05:02 AM
. This would cause
HotChicks
01-28-2005, 05:03 AM
too much bleeding
Bottle
01-28-2005, 05:06 AM
, so they would
Corrupto
01-28-2005, 12:35 PM
have to now
DeadFishGuy
01-28-2005, 12:44 PM
drop down dead.
Corrupto
01-28-2005, 01:14 PM
CWA techno music
DeadFishGuy
01-28-2005, 01:40 PM
is slightly superior
Corrupto
01-28-2005, 01:44 PM
to babies screaming! ;)
DeadFishGuy
01-28-2005, 01:45 PM
Blasphemer!!!! Thou shalt
Clacker
01-28-2005, 01:47 PM
suffer endless plagues
Corrupto
01-28-2005, 01:48 PM
Edit: of the dreaded
kvon78
01-28-2005, 03:43 PM
three toed sloth.
Corrupto
01-28-2005, 04:24 PM
If you smoke,
kvon78
01-28-2005, 04:43 PM
u wont be
moto shando
01-28-2005, 10:07 PM
able to make
Liquid Swordsman
01-28-2005, 10:20 PM
coherent itelligent sentences
Corrupto
01-28-2005, 11:25 PM
that are itelligent. :D
meat.eater
01-28-2005, 11:26 PM
When hornets mate,
Corrupto
01-28-2005, 11:29 PM
Edit: meat.eater gets off
Liquid Swordsman
01-28-2005, 11:30 PM
because he likes
meat.eater
01-28-2005, 11:35 PM
women. Corrupto's [a] fruitcake [however].
Corrupto
01-29-2005, 12:17 AM
Vegetarians are very
meat.eater
01-29-2005, 12:19 AM
sure they eat
Blexican
01-29-2005, 12:22 AM
only meat products :rolleyes:
meat.eater
01-29-2005, 12:24 AM
excremented by vegetables.
Corrupto
01-29-2005, 01:53 AM
Veg-et-ab-les, say it.
meat.eater
01-29-2005, 02:12 AM
Then an elephant
Corrupto
01-29-2005, 02:21 AM
ate tiny bikinis,
Bottle
01-29-2005, 04:39 AM
causing their owners
DeadFishGuy
01-29-2005, 04:48 AM
to dissolve into
Bottle
01-29-2005, 04:56 AM
pools of ickiness!
DeadFishGuy
01-29-2005, 05:00 AM
6.02x10^23 cobalt atoms
Liquid Swordsman
01-29-2005, 09:26 AM
then the sheep
kvon78
01-29-2005, 09:27 AM
ate my best
Liquid Swordsman
01-29-2005, 09:28 AM
pair of socks
Corrupto
01-29-2005, 11:36 AM
along with grammar!!!
Bottle
01-29-2005, 03:43 PM
6.02x10^23 cobalt atoms
equals one mole
DeadFishGuy
01-29-2005, 03:47 PM
, which was nice.
(I was wondering when someone would get the significance of that number. Huzzah for Bottle!)
Bottle
01-29-2005, 03:53 PM
The mole decided
(I did A-Level Chem DFG)
kvon78
01-29-2005, 03:58 PM
that i would
Bottle
01-29-2005, 04:16 PM
be distilled with
Clacker
01-30-2005, 11:24 AM
ease into a
Bottle
01-30-2005, 11:41 AM
round-bottomed flask, so
DeadFishGuy
01-30-2005, 11:58 AM
electrolysis was the
Bottle
01-30-2005, 12:12 PM
most viable option.
Office_Shredder
01-30-2005, 12:12 PM
Except, he was
Blexican
01-30-2005, 12:14 PM
dipped in ketchup
Office_Shredder
01-30-2005, 12:18 PM
so infrared spectroscopy
Bottle
01-30-2005, 12:21 PM
was more likely
DeadFishGuy
01-30-2005, 12:37 PM
to sublime into
meat.eater
01-30-2005, 12:40 PM
artificial toilet seats.
DeadFishGuy
01-30-2005, 12:42 PM
Nuclear fission promptly
Blexican
01-30-2005, 12:43 PM
would have destroyed
meat.eater
01-30-2005, 12:47 PM
any hope of
DeadFishGuy
01-30-2005, 12:48 PM
humanity's survival. E=MC^2
meat.eater
01-30-2005, 12:53 PM
is false. Energy (;))
DeadFishGuy
01-30-2005, 01:12 PM
equals Mass times
(Coincidentally enough, I'm doing chemistry homework at the moment.)
kvon78
01-30-2005, 01:19 PM
6, if this
DeadFishGuy
01-30-2005, 01:21 PM
is the speed
Bottle
01-30-2005, 02:23 PM
of my slippers.
2 Step
01-30-2005, 02:24 PM
I have no
Office_Shredder
01-30-2005, 02:25 PM
then the air resistance
2 Step
01-30-2005, 02:27 PM
Isn't that four-words :D
Office_Shredder
01-30-2005, 02:28 PM
Of course it's not
Bottle
01-30-2005, 02:30 PM
you damn n00b.
2 Step
01-30-2005, 02:32 PM
I am sorry.
kvon78
01-30-2005, 03:26 PM
Once in awhile
Bottle
01-30-2005, 03:27 PM
someone neg-reps me,
2 Step
01-30-2005, 03:28 PM
it wasn't me
DeadFishGuy
01-30-2005, 03:36 PM
, or was it?
Corrupto
01-30-2005, 03:36 PM
Edit: Sunday is very
Also, figuring out the amount of mol's in atoms or mass isn't something you learn at "A-level" chem, I learned that in Gr. 11 General Sciences.
Dark*Demon
01-30-2005, 03:37 PM
it was 2-step
thefreezing
01-30-2005, 03:37 PM
and he went
DeadFishGuy
01-30-2005, 03:38 PM
on rambling about
Dark*Demon
01-30-2005, 03:39 PM
2-step!!! i tell
DeadFishGuy
01-30-2005, 03:39 PM
you, it's insane!
Dark*Demon
01-30-2005, 03:41 PM
that i know
Bottle
01-30-2005, 03:41 PM
(Demon, ! marks the end of a sentence)
Insanity is good.
2 Step
01-30-2005, 03:41 PM
what the hell?
Corrupto
01-30-2005, 03:42 PM
Pikachu should be
kvon78
01-30-2005, 03:42 PM
covered in the
Blexican
01-30-2005, 03:42 PM
ketschup and mayo
kvon78
01-30-2005, 03:43 PM
from under the
Blexican
01-30-2005, 03:44 PM
foot of a
Office_Shredder
01-30-2005, 03:44 PM
really big thing
Bottle
01-30-2005, 03:45 PM
KILLER SEIZURE ROBOT. a
(Office, try making sense)
(oh, you did. well i'm going to ignore you anyway :p)
Corrupto
01-30-2005, 03:46 PM
Too many people
Bottle
01-30-2005, 03:46 PM
posting at once!
Blexican
01-30-2005, 03:47 PM
so its hard
kvon78
01-30-2005, 03:47 PM
to find a
Corrupto
01-30-2005, 03:48 PM
correct posting order.
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