BETTER three word story (no flaming!)

[Blexican]

Raping lamas wont

[Liquid Swordsman]

make you feel

[Dark*Demon]

as happy as

[Liquid Swordsman]

if you raped

[kvon78]

some manner of

[_Thunder_]

monkey with a

[kvon78]

rare form of

[zig]

horrible contagious disease

[Dark*Demon]

that makes you

[Bottle]

(your)

sentence never end.

[Dark*Demon]

Now it starts,

[Bottle]

continuing for all

[Dark*Demon]

post whores and

[_Thunder_]

Time. Once again

[zig]

I had a

[Dark*Demon]

what are we

[Bottle]

thinking?" moment, and

[Dark*Demon]

Bob comes to

[Bottle]

stop Demon posting.

[Dark*Demon]

(take out the period)and, Bottle. So

[kvon78]

once we are

[Dark*Demon]

back on track

[Bottle]

, posting with n00bs.

[Dark*Demon]

like super man

[Bottle]

, a new sentence.

[kvon78]

Over-rated units are

[Dark*Demon]

are evil like

[MokoToko]

Dark*demon. N00bs have

[kvon78]

sand in their

[Dark*Demon]

pants like robots

[kvon78]

, that need some

[choplocker-17]

A good spanking

[Dark*Demon]

.No they do

[_Thunder_]

like to do

[MokoToko]

Robot games and

(wow, this is just retarded.....Lets try to make a story that follows grammar and has some sort of plot...not just random words strewn together)

[Clacker]

speedy little moves

[Corrupto]

with no grammar.

[kvon78]

grammer is dead

[MokoToko]

to the robots.

[Clacker]

Then a squirrel

[MokoToko]

shot the robots

[Corrupto]

grammar processors and

[choplocker-17]

I like fries

[Corrupto]

with moldy cheese.

[_Thunder_]

stuffed in the

[Corrupto]

with moldy cheese.

Notice the period!

[2 Step]

A period? ughhhhh

[Zeratul]

back on topic.....

[Clacker]

...the squirrel proceeded

[007 GOD]

to eat his

[Zeratul]

big ol' NUT

[007 GOD]

that came from

[Zeratul]

Bill's run down

[2 Step]

old rustbucket car

[MokoToko]

made out of

[2 Step]

ummmmm, metal, duh !!

[Dark*Demon]

Killer seizure robots

[Office_Shredder]

eat metal for

[Dark*Demon]

a snack and

[2 Step]

breakfast and spit

[Dark*Demon]

out metal snakes.

[Clacker]

Why oh why

[2 Step]

do we have

[Dark*Demon]

to post three

[2 Step]

more posts to

[Dark*Demon]

eat pie

[MokoToko]

. If we only

[2 Step]

had some action

[MokoToko]

with that toilet.

[Zeratul]

when we were

[Bottle]

starting new sentences.

[Zeratul]

with a pen

[2 Step]

Notice the period

[Dark*Demon]

means a new

[2 Step]

sentence, duh, dummy

(lol)

[Bottle]

so stop being

[HotChicks]

extremly stupid, and

[Bottle]

posting here. Allowing

[2 Step]

noobs to come

[HotChicks]

and kill many

[2 Step]

I dont know

[Liquid Swordsman]

who you are

[dark cobra]

so I'm ganna

[kvon78]

throw a horrific

[Liquid Swordsman]

bottle at your

[MokoToko]

stupid fat face. <---LOOK AT THE PERIOD

[Liquid Swordsman]

Then you'll cry

[2 Step]

I dont-see-a period

[MokoToko]

in the middle

[dark cobra]

and go home.

[Liquid Swordsman]

I will burn

[2 Step]

yo head in

[Liquid Swordsman]

with a .22

[Bottle]

nanometre nailgun. This

[dark cobra]

is going to

[Liquid Swordsman]

suck for you

[Clacker]

. Suddenly, from above,

[kvon78]

it rained noobs

[Dark*Demon]

like lildj05 and

[HotChicks]

some other losers

[kvon78]

. Somtimes i like

[Liquid Swordsman]

to run over

[dark cobra]

noobs that really

[Ignition]

do fall from

[Liquid Swordsman]

Uhh, I give up. Everyone edited their post!

[Ignition]

The only bad

[dark cobra]

eating a chicken

[Corrupto]

. Some people just

[Ignition]

dont know how

[dark cobra]

to make a

[Corrupto]

readable, sensible, complete

[dark cobra]

sentence. When the

[Liquid Swordsman]

crocks take over

[Corrupto]

, all is lost.

[Ignition]

Have no fear

[Liquid Swordsman]

sunkist is r0x0r

[Corrupto]

because they are

[Ignition]

*Um, ok*
. So after my

(Don’t you hate it when some one posts before some one)

[Corrupto]

completely ignorant, useless,

[Ignition]

life ended I

[Corrupto]

ran to a

[kvon78]

period once, Then

(yay my 100th post)

[Corrupto]

a giant hairy

(I was going to say that but looks like you did it yourself.) :D

[Ignition]

me came and

[Corrupto]

gave a nice

[kvon78]

hand-basket to use

[Liquid Swordsman]

for carrying heads

[HotChicks]

and other ligaments

[Iceage Heatwave]

of mold pigs

[kvon78]

. This will then

[Corrupto]

be used to

[2 Step]

drown rats in

[DeadFishGuy]

molten iron. Bunsen

[2 Step]

burners burn stuff.

[Bottle]

Except when they're

[Iceage Heatwave]

being deep fried

[Office_Shredder]

in elephant fat

[Zeratul]

with a banana

[2 Step]

grilled on foil

[Zeratul]

or would be?

[2 Step]

I don't understand :o

[kvon78]

Good! I then

[Ignition]

hit him with

[2 Step]

a spade and

[kvon78]

a slice of

[thefreezing]

pizza and he

[2 Step]

just finished the

[Bottle]

cheese and ran!

[Thargor]

so next I

[DeadFishGuy]

fired neutrons at

[Bottle]

my left eyebrow,

[DeadFishGuy]

causing the nuclei

[2 Step]

to burn the-hair.

[Bottle]

4 words is

[DeadFishGuy]

making me Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobic

[2 Step]

man thats long.

(is it a real word)

[Bottle]

Nevertheless, preferably eloquent

[Office_Shredder]

posts are requiredasperChapterII.X,Subsection43KinVolumeThre eofRules,Regulations,AndCodesofConductforthethreew ordstory

[Bottle]

posts are requiredasperChapterII.X,Subsection43KinVolumeThre eofRules,Regulations,AndCodesofConductforthethreew ordstory
That's 4 words.

[2 Step]

posts are requiredasperChapterII.X,Subsection43KinVolumeThre eofRules,Regulations,AndCodesofConductforthethreew ordstory

What da hell?

[Bottle]

Never mind. On

[Office_Shredder]

a partly-cloudy day (what does partly-cloudy mean as opposed to partly sunny?)

[Bottle]

, I killed thousands

[.Vash.]

of those pikachus

[Bottle]

that littered the

[DeadFishGuy]

streets of Paris.

(OS, that's kinda like the "Is the glass half empty or half full?" question, except you can't give the engineer's answer of "it's half a glass", which I would give if it were possible in this case.)

[Bottle]

(Hey, that can't possibly be my glass, the glass I put down was full! Who's been drinking out of my glass?)

Parisians were confuzzled

[DeadFishGuy]

at the corpses

(Bottle, methinks it evaporated somehow. Are you sure it was a table and not a grill of some sort?)

[MokoToko]

bloated with sausages

(That long word is the fear of long words....go figure, who ever created it must have had a sick sense of humour)

[Bottle]

, which quickly fermented

(DFG, I KNOW it was you drinking out of my glass. I demand that you buy me another one!)

[DeadFishGuy]

, causing gas-mask sales

(You can't prove anything, Bottle!! I have the best lawyer in the business!! My house is BLUE!! BLUE, I TELL YOU!!!)

[Dark*Demon]

that destroyed pie

[DeadFishGuy]

shaped money dispensers.

[Office_Shredder]

which cheat users

[Bottle]

didn't capitalise properly.

[DeadFishGuy]

Programming in pBASIC

[Bottle]

sucks. So let's

[.Vash.]

have a party

[Bottle]

for KILLER SEIZURE

[2 Step]

ROBOTS (is it?) that eat

[DeadFishGuy]

car park barriers.

[Thargor]

sausage-stuffed dead-smelling Pikachus.

(bah i'm too slow)

[Thargor]

A bright red

[.Vash.]

with brown dots

[DeadFishGuy]

laser beam of

(Thargor, use the freaking edit button when you miss a post like that.)

[Bottle]

UNLIMITED DOOOOOOOOOOOOM killed

[2 Step]

all over the

[Bottle]

world, using its

(allow people time to edit if it doesn't make sense)

[Office_Shredder]

super killer seizure

[2 Step]

robots to kill

[zig]

people who dance

[.Vash.]

at my house

[2 Step]

and want money

[Office_Shredder]

for pos. rep

[2 Step]

here have $5

[.Vash.]

and go home

[zig]

to eat some

[2 Step]

cheese burgers with

[Bottle]

extra ketchup. Here

[Office_Shredder]

there be dragons

[Bottle]

and death shall

[kvon78]

rain upon you

[dark cobra]

because Darkness rules

[Bottle]

in my kitchen.

[MokoToko]

Speaking of which,

[.Vash.]

I got to

[choplocker-17]

Go to eat

[Bottle]

(and) use better grammar.

(I have to)

[MokoToko]

Thanks alot bottle

(you took 5 points...thank god i still have my 2 squares i'm exactly at 100! :D)

[choplocker-17]

why is that?

[.Vash.]

because you will

[MokoToko]

never use grammar.

[.Vash.]

So lets all

[dark cobra]

kill bottle and

[Bottle]

stop flaming. So

[.Vash.]

we dont get

[dark cobra]

(It was a joke)

one day I

[kvon78]

will be thrown

[moto shando]

to beautiful women

[kvon78]

, who will then

[.Vash.]

feed me cake

[kvon78]

from an old

[_Thunder_]

bottle of hotsauce

[moto shando]

that made the

[Liquid Swordsman]

toughest man cry

[dark cobra]

and kill small

[Liquid Swordsman]

poor defenseless scared

[kvon78]

hot-dogs covered in

[dark cobra]

(ok that made no sense, oh well)
hot fudge on

[choplocker-17]

a carmel bun

[.Vash.]

with alot of

[Blind Panda]

orange and yellow

[.Vash.]

blue and green

[Blind Panda]

disgusting yet satisfying

[.Vash.]

pice of mold.

[Blind Panda]

Sonic is sexy.

[.Vash.]

that was random

[Blind Panda]

kinda like cats

[Corrupto]

with camel humps.

[Bottle]

We're near 14,000

[Zeratul]

how long can....

[thefreezing]

we wait to

[2 Step]

get these cheaters

[Ignition]

off of your

[thefreezing]

freaking small !@#$

[Zeratul]

and on to

[thefreezing]

theburning and me

[Zeratul]

's house ful'of

[thefreezing]

sex toys and

[Bottle]

14,000 posts. W00tage!