BETTER three word story (no flaming!)

[.Vash.]

and alot of

[_Thunder_]

crap to do-for

[Corrupto]

it was only

[Liquid Swordsman]

one hit of

[Corrupto]

crack that made

[Clacker]

three words into

[Liquid Swordsman]

something like godimhigh.

[Blexican]

Biting fart bubbles

[savanna]

into her belly.

[Liquid Swordsman]

aren't really funny.

[Blexican]

Notice the periods.

[kvon78]

There once was

[Blexican]

dante who killed

[choplocker-17]

many innocent people.

[Corrupto]

Civilians are at

[Zeratul]

Big Red gum

[Clacker]

(choosing "Civilians are at") (sorry Zeratul)...

war, even though

[thefreezing]

they are losing

[Bottle]

their virginity to

[Zeratul]

Big Red gum :)

[Hoolwath]

with scary eyes :eek:

[Zeratul]

*cough* *cough* *oman*

[Bottle]

with scary eyes :eek:
and big teeth.

[Zeratul]

that ran around

[Bottle]

the sentence's end.

[Krome]

I'm back everyone.

[Bottle]

Damn. Oh well.

[Krome]

I am hated :(

[Bottle]

for being n00b-like.

[Krome]

oh my god.

I have had a think during my ban and have decided to behave and not act like a noob anymore.

[thefreezing]

He returned to

[Bottle]

KILLING AND SEIZING Then act sensibly, Krome, don't announce your return in the TWS

[DeadFishGuy]

and the like.

[Bottle]

People got angry

[DeadFishGuy]

for no apparant

[Krome]

reason, then started

[2 Step]

neg repping you

(obviously)

[DeadFishGuy]

for very apparant

[Zeratul]

reasons like ....

[2 Step]

reasons, but why?

[Zeratul]

ask the others

[2 Step]

about having sex

[zig]

when you don't

[2 Step]

use a jonny

[Bottle]

, ending the sentence.

(Let's keep this clean)

[DeadFishGuy]

Technology reports suck.

[Bottle]

Especially when they

[Jonspen]

involve various Technology's

[Bottle]

, which causes meltdowns

[Jonspen]

in my brain.

[2 Step]

I hate school.

[2 Step]

I love lizzy.

[Bottle]

Double posting is

[Jonspen]

very,VERY wrong!

[Bottle]

So don't. But

[Jonspen]

I do anyway.

[Jonspen]

Just like that.

[Office_Shredder]

no double posting!!

[kvon78]

Can we get

[Office_Shredder]

a new plotline

[kvon78]

please? One day

[2 Step]

I drove away

[Jonspen]

into the land

[HotChicks]

of milk and

[Jonspen]

cookies. I like

[2 Step]

cereal, any particular?

[Office_Shredder]

frosted flakes roxor

[Jonspen]

, so does Coco-Pops.

[Bottle]

, but not as

[Jonspen]

much as Wheatabix.

[Office_Shredder]

much as..... mini-wheats! IIIIII! Am the champion! of the world!

Sorry :)

[kvon78]

soon enough a

[Jonspen]

much as..... mini-wheats! IIIIII! Am the champion! of the world!

Sorry :)

Sorry, beat you too it. Check the other page.

[EDIT] Thanks for not signing that neg you gave me. I know it was you, I checked. (Kvon that is)

Have one back.

[kvon78]

ooo, ooo burn!!! :rolleyes:

[Jonspen]

Please shut up.

[Liquid Swordsman]

Jonspen, quit acting like you are a god.

[_Thunder_]

Amen. Back on

[Jonspen]

*cough* Three Word Story?

[_Thunder_]

Back on topic,

[Liquid Swordsman]

Sorry, beat you too it. Check the other page.

[EDIT] Thanks for not signing that neg you gave me. I know it was you, I checked. (Kvon that is)

Have one back.


*cough*

[Jonspen]

Back on topic,

I like pie.

[choplocker-17]

French Silk rules!

[old_man_killer]

Under the decrepid

[choplocker-17]

In English please.

[old_man_killer]

(decepid = delapitated, old, falling apart, rottting)

[Bottle]

(under the decrepid)

legal system of

[old_man_killer]

the old regime,

[Bottle]

I was permitted

[Corrupto]

to do whatever

[dark cobra]

the darkness in

[Corrupto]

me requested. I

[kvon78]

feel the need

[Corrupto]

to strangle the

[kvon78]

crap out of

[Corrupto]

the only two

[dark cobra]

DJ because of

[old_man_killer]

(Dark Cobra, a suggestion, sir. Please read all the previous posts leading up to your post to help maintain a coherent flow to the story. New sentence...)

Back at the

[HotChicks]

the only club

[choplocker-17]

I went to.

[dark cobra]

(Dark Cobra, a suggestion, sir. Please read all the previous posts leading up to your post to help maintain a coherent flow to the story. New sentence...)

Back at the
sorry he posted before i could

[HotChicks]

sorry he posted before i could
(you could have edited after)

i drank many

[dark cobra]

(soryy)

charry cola one

[Blind Panda]

Woot, i love

[HotChicks]

my dragon friends

[kvon78]

you! Once I

[dark cobra]

get a dragon

[kvon78]

i'll be happy.

[Blind Panda]

to kill you!!!!!!!

[HotChicks]

to kill you!!!!!!!
many times then

[dark cobra]

fly away! Dragons

[HotChicks]

suck and they

[kvon78]

should be killed

[Blind Panda]

cause they suck

[HotChicks]

every last one

[Blind Panda]

sucks sucks sucks

[kvon78]

alot. This world

[HotChicks]

is full of

[Blind Panda]

wonderful kittens that

[choplocker-17]

Claw your neck.

[Blind Panda]

while stroking your

[old_man_killer]

long and slender




(editted for continuity)

[choplocker-17]

throat and starts

[HotChicks]

biting the stupid

[old_man_killer]

little brother of

[choplocker-17]

fat on you.

[HotChicks]

I strolled down

[Blind Panda]

to the toliet

[HotChicks]

flushing Blind Pandas

[Clacker]

and realized that

[kvon78]

i was invisable

[roamingstorm]

and also that

[HotChicks]

i was dead

[kvon78]

and on fire

[old_man_killer]

It must be

[kvon78]

thursday. The man

[HotChicks]

doing funky monkeys

[Corrupto]

knew that he

[old_man_killer]

was in trouble

[psychofireman]

when his pager

[Office_Shredder]

blew up in

[psychofireman]

burnt his ass

[Zeratul]

then this guy

[choplocker-17]

Started playing hockey.

[Clacker]

But first he

[Zeratul]

grabed his puck

[old_man_killer]

in front of

[choplocker-17]

a old man

[Zeratul]

which made no

[old_man_killer]

sence. But then

[choplocker-17]

ate cheese cake.

[Zeratul]

which make more

[choplocker-17]

sense then ever.

[Zeratul]

because it was

[choplocker-17]

a fun game.

[Zeratul]

new topic now

[Clacker]

Lemmings like to

[Zeratul]

hang off trees(I think?)

[2 Step]

then fall off

[Jonspen]

onto lots of

[choplocker-17]

on the grass

[2 Step]

and breaks a

[choplocker-17]

glass lanter. He

[Zeratul]

trys to pick

[choplocker-17]

it up with

[2 Step]

his hands but

[old_man_killer]

his fingers are

[Office_Shredder]

broken in ten

[Bottle]

separate places, so

[KBHoleN1]

he uses his

[DeadFishGuy]

470 Ohm resistor

[2 Step]

. What is that?

[Cross Punisher]

to get him

[Bottle]

fully electified. Resistors

[DeadFishGuy]

restrict electrical current,

[Bottle]

making them ideal

[DeadFishGuy]

for preventing LEDs

[Bottle]

from being eaten

[2 Step]

by KILLER SIEZURE

[DeadFishGuy]

CAPACITORS!! Diodes can

[Bottle]

spontaneously combust when

[DeadFishGuy]

you use enough

[2 Step]

combustion chambers to

[Bottle]

cause critical meltdown

[_Thunder_]

under a plant,

[.Vash.]

that is about

[Bottle]

3,000 miles high.

[2 Step]

Lets use bunsen

[Bottle]

burners as toys!

[_Thunder_]

Lets construct a

[Clacker]

giant fermentation tank

[Bottle]

monument to Bottle.

[HotChicks]

. Killer death machines

[_Thunder_]

can kill there

[HotChicks]

big giant metal

[2 Step]

Killer Seizure Robots

[HotChicks]

with a giant

[Bottle]

KILLER SEIZURE GUN. You need to incluse some non-capitalised words after or it will come out in lower case 2 step...

[Hoolwath]

with scary eyes

[Bottle]

, end of sentence.

[2 Step]

hoolwath needs-an Award (http://img171.exs.cx/img171/9348/award3mw.jpg).

[Bottle]

That sucks, compared

[2 Step]

to, i dunno,

[Bottle]

DFG's awards. Anyway,

[2 Step]

they were 5

[2 Step]

minute makes so

[Bottle]

don't double post.

[kvon78]

ever! please. :) I

[2 Step]

dont like spammers

[Hoolwath]

hoolwath needs-an Award

hung it just next to three similar :p

[Hoolwath]

NOW knon was that FUK U necessary? U could have at least signed down !! i hope it was the last time

[old_man_killer]

dont like spammers

who drool on

[choplocker-17]

over candy bars

[Blexican]

with exlax in

[Bottle]

the crazy bump.

[Blexican]

Then he farted

[DeadFishGuy]

in your general

[Bottle]

('s) face, causing him

[Jonspen]

to react violently.

[DeadFishGuy]

And now for

(BOTTLE!! How dare you not complete a reference to Monty Python and the Holy Grail!)

[Bottle]

something completely different.

(Better?)

[DeadFishGuy]

Why are morons

(Thankyou. :))

[Bottle]

constantly posting here,

[DeadFishGuy]

and governing nations?

[Bottle]

Given Bush's example,

[Blexican]

we all burn

[Bottle]

people who stray

[DeadFishGuy]

into nuclear warzones.

[Bottle]

Although there's not

[Blexican]

any comon sense

[DeadFishGuy]

in most people.

[Bottle]

Damn DFG's (posting) speed.

[DeadFishGuy]

Eat dust, slowbie!!

[Bottle]

The 30 second

[moto shando]

of death came

[kvon78]

and ate my

[Blexican]

Office_Shredder sandwich when

[DeadFishGuy]

, suddenly, something exploded.

[choplocker-17]

It was the

[kvon78]

Patriots superbowl chances.

[choplocker-17]

The patriots will

[paulk6]

kick Eagle ass.

[Iceage Heatwave]

I doubt it

[Jonspen]

, so do I?

[DeadFishGuy]

American football sucks.

[kvon78]

lies and slander!

[DeadFishGuy]

It's my opinion.

[Office_Shredder]

No it isn't!

[Bottle]

No, it's true,

[DeadFishGuy]

I really do

[kvon78]

eat pupies! The