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.Vash.
02-02-2005, 04:48 PM
and alot of

_Thunder_
02-02-2005, 04:55 PM
crap to do-for

Corrupto
02-02-2005, 05:58 PM
it was only

Liquid Swordsman
02-02-2005, 05:59 PM
one hit of

Corrupto
02-02-2005, 06:00 PM
crack that made

Clacker
02-02-2005, 06:02 PM
three words into

Liquid Swordsman
02-02-2005, 06:03 PM
something like godimhigh.

Blexican
02-02-2005, 06:06 PM
Biting fart bubbles

savanna
02-02-2005, 06:06 PM
into her belly.

Liquid Swordsman
02-02-2005, 06:07 PM
aren't really funny.

Blexican
02-02-2005, 06:10 PM
Notice the periods.

kvon78
02-02-2005, 07:56 PM
There once was

Blexican
02-02-2005, 07:58 PM
dante who killed

choplocker-17
02-02-2005, 08:34 PM
many innocent people.

Corrupto
02-02-2005, 09:36 PM
Civilians are at

Zeratul
02-03-2005, 07:08 AM
Big Red gum

Clacker
02-03-2005, 07:23 AM
(choosing "Civilians are at") (sorry Zeratul)...

war, even though

thefreezing
02-03-2005, 07:50 AM
they are losing

Bottle
02-03-2005, 08:34 AM
their virginity to

Zeratul
02-03-2005, 09:50 AM
Big Red gum :)

Hoolwath
02-03-2005, 09:57 AM
with scary eyes :eek:

Zeratul
02-03-2005, 10:06 AM
*cough* *cough* *oman*

Bottle
02-03-2005, 10:19 AM
with scary eyes :eek:
and big teeth.

Zeratul
02-03-2005, 10:23 AM
that ran around

Bottle
02-03-2005, 10:28 AM
the sentence's end.

Krome
02-03-2005, 10:35 AM
I'm back everyone.

Bottle
02-03-2005, 10:43 AM
Damn. Oh well.

Krome
02-03-2005, 10:45 AM
I am hated :(

Bottle
02-03-2005, 10:56 AM
for being n00b-like.

Krome
02-03-2005, 10:58 AM
oh my god.

I have had a think during my ban and have decided to behave and not act like a noob anymore.

thefreezing
02-03-2005, 10:59 AM
He returned to

Bottle
02-03-2005, 11:01 AM
KILLING AND SEIZING Then act sensibly, Krome, don't announce your return in the TWS

DeadFishGuy
02-03-2005, 11:08 AM
and the like.

Bottle
02-03-2005, 11:12 AM
People got angry

DeadFishGuy
02-03-2005, 11:13 AM
for no apparant

Krome
02-03-2005, 11:14 AM
reason, then started

2 Step
02-03-2005, 11:35 AM
neg repping you

(obviously)

DeadFishGuy
02-03-2005, 11:40 AM
for very apparant

Zeratul
02-03-2005, 11:43 AM
reasons like ....

2 Step
02-03-2005, 11:43 AM
reasons, but why?

Zeratul
02-03-2005, 11:46 AM
ask the others

2 Step
02-03-2005, 12:03 PM
about having sex

zig
02-03-2005, 12:13 PM
when you don't

2 Step
02-03-2005, 12:24 PM
use a jonny

Bottle
02-03-2005, 12:49 PM
, ending the sentence.

(Let's keep this clean)

DeadFishGuy
02-03-2005, 01:03 PM
Technology reports suck.

Bottle
02-03-2005, 01:25 PM
Especially when they

Jonspen
02-03-2005, 01:29 PM
involve various Technology's

Bottle
02-03-2005, 01:31 PM
, which causes meltdowns

Jonspen
02-03-2005, 01:37 PM
in my brain.

2 Step
02-03-2005, 02:08 PM
I hate school.

2 Step
02-03-2005, 02:08 PM
I love lizzy.

Bottle
02-03-2005, 02:33 PM
Double posting is

Jonspen
02-03-2005, 02:37 PM
very,VERY wrong!

Bottle
02-03-2005, 02:47 PM
So don't. But

Jonspen
02-03-2005, 02:49 PM
I do anyway.

Jonspen
02-03-2005, 02:49 PM
Just like that.

Office_Shredder
02-03-2005, 02:58 PM
no double posting!!

kvon78
02-03-2005, 03:02 PM
Can we get

Office_Shredder
02-03-2005, 03:02 PM
a new plotline

kvon78
02-03-2005, 03:06 PM
please? One day

2 Step
02-03-2005, 03:07 PM
I drove away

Jonspen
02-03-2005, 03:08 PM
into the land

HotChicks
02-03-2005, 03:10 PM
of milk and

Jonspen
02-03-2005, 03:14 PM
cookies. I like

2 Step
02-03-2005, 03:15 PM
cereal, any particular?

Office_Shredder
02-03-2005, 03:17 PM
frosted flakes roxor

Jonspen
02-03-2005, 03:25 PM
, so does Coco-Pops.

Bottle
02-03-2005, 03:25 PM
, but not as

Jonspen
02-03-2005, 03:27 PM
much as Wheatabix.

Office_Shredder
02-03-2005, 03:27 PM
much as..... mini-wheats! IIIIII! Am the champion! of the world!

Sorry :)

kvon78
02-03-2005, 03:28 PM
soon enough a

Jonspen
02-03-2005, 03:29 PM
much as..... mini-wheats! IIIIII! Am the champion! of the world!

Sorry :)

Sorry, beat you too it. Check the other page.

[EDIT] Thanks for not signing that neg you gave me. I know it was you, I checked. (Kvon that is)

Have one back.

kvon78
02-03-2005, 03:49 PM
ooo, ooo burn!!! :rolleyes:

Jonspen
02-03-2005, 03:50 PM
Please shut up.

Liquid Swordsman
02-03-2005, 03:55 PM
Jonspen, quit acting like you are a god.

_Thunder_
02-03-2005, 03:59 PM
Amen. Back on

Jonspen
02-03-2005, 03:59 PM
*cough* Three Word Story?

_Thunder_
02-03-2005, 04:00 PM
Back on topic,

Liquid Swordsman
02-03-2005, 04:02 PM
Sorry, beat you too it. Check the other page.

[EDIT] Thanks for not signing that neg you gave me. I know it was you, I checked. (Kvon that is)

Have one back.


*cough*

Jonspen
02-03-2005, 04:07 PM
Back on topic,

I like pie.

choplocker-17
02-03-2005, 04:25 PM
French Silk rules!

old_man_killer
02-03-2005, 04:27 PM
Under the decrepid

choplocker-17
02-03-2005, 04:28 PM
In English please.

old_man_killer
02-03-2005, 04:29 PM
(decepid = delapitated, old, falling apart, rottting)

Bottle
02-03-2005, 04:47 PM
(under the decrepid)

legal system of

old_man_killer
02-03-2005, 04:51 PM
the old regime,

Bottle
02-03-2005, 04:57 PM
I was permitted

Corrupto
02-03-2005, 06:59 PM
to do whatever

dark cobra
02-03-2005, 07:03 PM
the darkness in

Corrupto
02-03-2005, 07:08 PM
me requested. I

kvon78
02-03-2005, 07:10 PM
feel the need

Corrupto
02-03-2005, 07:12 PM
to strangle the

kvon78
02-03-2005, 07:13 PM
crap out of

Corrupto
02-03-2005, 07:14 PM
the only two

dark cobra
02-03-2005, 07:14 PM
DJ because of

old_man_killer
02-03-2005, 07:50 PM
(Dark Cobra, a suggestion, sir. Please read all the previous posts leading up to your post to help maintain a coherent flow to the story. New sentence...)

Back at the

HotChicks
02-03-2005, 07:52 PM
the only club

choplocker-17
02-03-2005, 07:53 PM
I went to.

dark cobra
02-03-2005, 07:53 PM
(Dark Cobra, a suggestion, sir. Please read all the previous posts leading up to your post to help maintain a coherent flow to the story. New sentence...)

Back at the
sorry he posted before i could

HotChicks
02-03-2005, 07:56 PM
sorry he posted before i could
(you could have edited after)

i drank many

dark cobra
02-03-2005, 07:57 PM
(soryy)

charry cola one

Blind Panda
02-03-2005, 07:58 PM
Woot, i love

HotChicks
02-03-2005, 07:59 PM
my dragon friends

kvon78
02-03-2005, 07:59 PM
you! Once I

dark cobra
02-03-2005, 08:00 PM
get a dragon

kvon78
02-03-2005, 08:00 PM
i'll be happy.

Blind Panda
02-03-2005, 08:02 PM
to kill you!!!!!!!

HotChicks
02-03-2005, 08:05 PM
to kill you!!!!!!!
many times then

dark cobra
02-03-2005, 08:07 PM
fly away! Dragons

HotChicks
02-03-2005, 08:08 PM
suck and they

kvon78
02-03-2005, 08:10 PM
should be killed

Blind Panda
02-03-2005, 08:10 PM
cause they suck

HotChicks
02-03-2005, 08:11 PM
every last one

Blind Panda
02-03-2005, 08:11 PM
sucks sucks sucks

kvon78
02-03-2005, 08:12 PM
alot. This world

HotChicks
02-03-2005, 08:14 PM
is full of

Blind Panda
02-03-2005, 08:15 PM
wonderful kittens that

choplocker-17
02-03-2005, 08:17 PM
Claw your neck.

Blind Panda
02-03-2005, 08:19 PM
while stroking your

old_man_killer
02-03-2005, 08:22 PM
long and slender




(editted for continuity)

choplocker-17
02-03-2005, 08:22 PM
throat and starts

HotChicks
02-03-2005, 08:23 PM
biting the stupid

old_man_killer
02-03-2005, 08:26 PM
little brother of

choplocker-17
02-03-2005, 08:27 PM
fat on you.

HotChicks
02-03-2005, 08:35 PM
I strolled down

Blind Panda
02-03-2005, 08:40 PM
to the toliet

HotChicks
02-03-2005, 08:44 PM
flushing Blind Pandas

Clacker
02-03-2005, 08:44 PM
and realized that

kvon78
02-03-2005, 08:46 PM
i was invisable

roamingstorm
02-03-2005, 08:48 PM
and also that

HotChicks
02-03-2005, 08:50 PM
i was dead

kvon78
02-03-2005, 08:51 PM
and on fire

old_man_killer
02-03-2005, 08:53 PM
It must be

kvon78
02-03-2005, 08:53 PM
thursday. The man

HotChicks
02-03-2005, 08:54 PM
doing funky monkeys

Corrupto
02-03-2005, 11:18 PM
knew that he

old_man_killer
02-04-2005, 05:48 AM
was in trouble

psychofireman
02-04-2005, 05:50 AM
when his pager

Office_Shredder
02-04-2005, 06:26 AM
blew up in

psychofireman
02-04-2005, 06:32 AM
burnt his ass

Zeratul
02-04-2005, 08:30 AM
then this guy

choplocker-17
02-04-2005, 09:02 AM
Started playing hockey.

Clacker
02-04-2005, 09:04 AM
But first he

Zeratul
02-04-2005, 09:15 AM
grabed his puck

old_man_killer
02-04-2005, 09:35 AM
in front of

choplocker-17
02-04-2005, 09:41 AM
a old man

Zeratul
02-04-2005, 09:43 AM
which made no

old_man_killer
02-04-2005, 09:44 AM
sence. But then

choplocker-17
02-04-2005, 09:46 AM
ate cheese cake.

Zeratul
02-04-2005, 09:53 AM
which make more

choplocker-17
02-04-2005, 09:54 AM
sense then ever.

Zeratul
02-04-2005, 09:56 AM
because it was

choplocker-17
02-04-2005, 09:58 AM
a fun game.

Zeratul
02-04-2005, 10:01 AM
new topic now

Clacker
02-04-2005, 10:03 AM
Lemmings like to

Zeratul
02-04-2005, 10:08 AM
hang off trees(I think?)

2 Step
02-04-2005, 10:24 AM
then fall off

Jonspen
02-04-2005, 10:38 AM
onto lots of

choplocker-17
02-04-2005, 11:38 AM
on the grass

2 Step
02-04-2005, 11:41 AM
and breaks a

choplocker-17
02-04-2005, 11:47 AM
glass lanter. He

Zeratul
02-04-2005, 11:54 AM
trys to pick

choplocker-17
02-04-2005, 11:58 AM
it up with

2 Step
02-04-2005, 12:00 PM
his hands but

old_man_killer
02-04-2005, 12:02 PM
his fingers are

Office_Shredder
02-04-2005, 12:11 PM
broken in ten

Bottle
02-04-2005, 01:45 PM
separate places, so

KBHoleN1
02-04-2005, 01:50 PM
he uses his

DeadFishGuy
02-04-2005, 01:53 PM
470 Ohm resistor

2 Step
02-04-2005, 01:58 PM
. What is that?

Cross Punisher
02-04-2005, 02:01 PM
to get him

Bottle
02-04-2005, 02:14 PM
fully electified. Resistors

DeadFishGuy
02-04-2005, 02:32 PM
restrict electrical current,

Bottle
02-04-2005, 02:34 PM
making them ideal

DeadFishGuy
02-04-2005, 02:36 PM
for preventing LEDs

Bottle
02-04-2005, 02:37 PM
from being eaten

2 Step
02-04-2005, 02:38 PM
by KILLER SIEZURE

DeadFishGuy
02-04-2005, 02:39 PM
CAPACITORS!! Diodes can

Bottle
02-04-2005, 02:40 PM
spontaneously combust when

DeadFishGuy
02-04-2005, 02:42 PM
you use enough

2 Step
02-04-2005, 02:54 PM
combustion chambers to

Bottle
02-04-2005, 03:06 PM
cause critical meltdown

_Thunder_
02-04-2005, 03:11 PM
under a plant,

.Vash.
02-04-2005, 03:15 PM
that is about

Bottle
02-04-2005, 03:15 PM
3,000 miles high.

2 Step
02-04-2005, 03:22 PM
Lets use bunsen

Bottle
02-04-2005, 03:23 PM
burners as toys!

_Thunder_
02-04-2005, 03:24 PM
Lets construct a

Clacker
02-04-2005, 03:24 PM
giant fermentation tank

Bottle
02-04-2005, 03:25 PM
monument to Bottle.

HotChicks
02-04-2005, 03:25 PM
. Killer death machines

_Thunder_
02-04-2005, 03:27 PM
can kill there

HotChicks
02-04-2005, 03:27 PM
big giant metal

2 Step
02-04-2005, 03:31 PM
Killer Seizure Robots

HotChicks
02-04-2005, 03:32 PM
with a giant

Bottle
02-04-2005, 03:33 PM
KILLER SEIZURE GUN. You need to incluse some non-capitalised words after or it will come out in lower case 2 step...

Hoolwath
02-04-2005, 03:36 PM
with scary eyes

Bottle
02-04-2005, 03:37 PM
, end of sentence.

2 Step
02-04-2005, 03:38 PM
hoolwath needs-an Award (http://img171.exs.cx/img171/9348/award3mw.jpg).

Bottle
02-04-2005, 03:40 PM
That sucks, compared

2 Step
02-04-2005, 03:40 PM
to, i dunno,

Bottle
02-04-2005, 03:40 PM
DFG's awards. Anyway,

2 Step
02-04-2005, 03:41 PM
they were 5

2 Step
02-04-2005, 03:41 PM
minute makes so

Bottle
02-04-2005, 03:45 PM
don't double post.

kvon78
02-04-2005, 03:47 PM
ever! please. :) I

2 Step
02-04-2005, 03:50 PM
dont like spammers

Hoolwath
02-04-2005, 03:51 PM
hoolwath needs-an Award

hung it just next to three similar :p

Hoolwath
02-04-2005, 04:42 PM
NOW knon was that FUK U necessary? U could have at least signed down !! i hope it was the last time

old_man_killer
02-04-2005, 04:53 PM
dont like spammers

who drool on

choplocker-17
02-04-2005, 04:54 PM
over candy bars

Blexican
02-04-2005, 05:01 PM
with exlax in

Bottle
02-05-2005, 01:27 PM
the crazy bump.

Blexican
02-05-2005, 01:30 PM
Then he farted

DeadFishGuy
02-05-2005, 01:50 PM
in your general

Bottle
02-05-2005, 01:53 PM
('s) face, causing him

Jonspen
02-05-2005, 01:55 PM
to react violently.

DeadFishGuy
02-05-2005, 02:07 PM
And now for

(BOTTLE!! How dare you not complete a reference to Monty Python and the Holy Grail!)

Bottle
02-05-2005, 02:16 PM
something completely different.

(Better?)

DeadFishGuy
02-05-2005, 03:41 PM
Why are morons

(Thankyou. :))

Bottle
02-05-2005, 03:44 PM
constantly posting here,

DeadFishGuy
02-05-2005, 03:45 PM
and governing nations?

Bottle
02-05-2005, 03:47 PM
Given Bush's example,

Blexican
02-05-2005, 03:50 PM
we all burn

Bottle
02-05-2005, 03:50 PM
people who stray

DeadFishGuy
02-05-2005, 03:51 PM
into nuclear warzones.

Bottle
02-05-2005, 03:51 PM
Although there's not

Blexican
02-05-2005, 03:51 PM
any comon sense

DeadFishGuy
02-05-2005, 03:52 PM
in most people.

Bottle
02-05-2005, 03:52 PM
Damn DFG's (posting) speed.

DeadFishGuy
02-05-2005, 03:54 PM
Eat dust, slowbie!!

Bottle
02-05-2005, 04:20 PM
The 30 second

moto shando
02-05-2005, 07:04 PM
of death came

kvon78
02-05-2005, 07:19 PM
and ate my

Blexican
02-05-2005, 11:47 PM
Office_Shredder sandwich when

DeadFishGuy
02-06-2005, 09:25 AM
, suddenly, something exploded.

choplocker-17
02-06-2005, 09:38 AM
It was the

kvon78
02-06-2005, 10:43 AM
Patriots superbowl chances.

choplocker-17
02-06-2005, 10:45 AM
The patriots will

paulk6
02-06-2005, 12:45 PM
kick Eagle ass.

Iceage Heatwave
02-06-2005, 12:47 PM
I doubt it

Jonspen
02-06-2005, 01:49 PM
, so do I?

DeadFishGuy
02-06-2005, 01:50 PM
American football sucks.

kvon78
02-06-2005, 01:51 PM
lies and slander!

DeadFishGuy
02-06-2005, 01:54 PM
It's my opinion.

Office_Shredder
02-06-2005, 02:12 PM
No it isn't!

Bottle
02-06-2005, 02:31 PM
No, it's true,

DeadFishGuy
02-06-2005, 02:32 PM
I really do

kvon78
02-06-2005, 02:35 PM
eat pupies! The