BETTER three word story (no flaming!)

[Bottle]

(y) taste so good!

[HotChicks]

Because they are

[kvon78]

made of the

[HotChicks]

nuclear waste, found

[kvon78]

under the old

[Bottle]

KILLER SEIZURE ROBOTS. a

[Revenge]

They had too

[HotChicks]

many of those

[kvon78]

so they were

[Blexican]

forced to obliterate(sp?)

[HotChicks]

them all using

[Iceage Heatwave]

my sexy ass.

[Office_Shredder]

as a horrific-imagery

[Iceage Heatwave]

sent by satan.

[Corrupto]

New England won

[kvon78]

the pats suck.

[Corrupto]

NEW ENGLAND WON,

[Iceage Heatwave]

by 7 right?

[Corrupto]

Sports are a

[sub the hendrix]

fun way to

[Iceage Heatwave]

drink alota beer.

[HotChicks]

and have some

[Ignition]

hot weird ***.

[Bottle]

I don't see

[Jonspen]

anything wrong with

[Bottle]

my Super Bowl

[Jonspen]

, but I know

[Bottle]

the thread closed...

[The Cheat]

But then opened..

[Jonspen]

No it didnt?

[Thargor]

But anyway, in

[Jonspen]

the land of

[Clacker]

small people with

[zig]

long curly hair

[Clacker]

and thick, flabby

[kvon78]

oranges, witch they

[Clacker]

routinely tossed at

[Codeman1]

burnt dog hair

[HotChicks]

, they attacked many

[kvon78]

elderly, decrepid,and-miniscule

[Jonspen]

little munchkins! Why

[HotChicks]

did geezers attack

[zig]

long walking sticks

[Jonspen]

, with arms and

[zig]

thin hairly legs

[Jonspen]

. Do you think

[zig]

little green men

[HotChicks]

could rule the

[Bottle]

KILLER SEIZURE ROBOTS? a

[kvon78]

Robots will never

[Jonspen]

beat the green

[HotChicks]

little men because

[Jonspen]

they have powers!!!!1oneone11!!

[Bottle]

Although KILLER SEIZURE

[Jonspen]

HOBOS can often

[Bottle]

drink far too

[Jonspen]

, causing immediate combustion!!

(Poor hobos!)

[HotChicks]

running in flames

[Jonspen]

, they decided to

[Bottle]

make no sense.

[choplocker-17]

While being a

[dark cobra]

dragon that kills

[Lordofzrings]

many innocent people.

[dark cobra]

My cool dragons

[HotChicks]

are all dead

[dark cobra]

( :( thats not cool) but I remade

[Ignition]

my whole account.

[dark cobra]

When I get

[Sephiroth__99]

Now I have

[Revenge]

Mutant Evil Bunnys!!!!!

[sub the hendrix]

That's not relevant

[Corrupto]

to this thread.

[Cross Punisher]

Alas I shall
:D

[Iceage Heatwave]

have to kick

[Bottle]

your heads in.

[old_man_killer]

The damn Noobs

[Ignition]

only because they

[old_man_killer]

are damn Noobs,

[Zeratul]

also annoying people

[Ignition]

that eat chese.

[Zeratul]

and post stupid

[Thargor]

facts about stupid

[Bottle]

posts. Try making

[Thargor]

cheese yourself. Its

[Bottle]

on Revelation server,

[Zeratul]

total random crap

[Blexican]

like assasin flags

[Bottle]

and you guys.

[Blexican]

O_S 's four boxes

[Bottle]

smell of poo. :)

[Blexican]

Blood sucking whores

[Bottle]

regularly visit me.

[Clacker]

Just ask my

[Ignition]

avatar because he

[Clacker]

need help with

[Iceage Heatwave]

his demonic face.

[Clacker]

Suddenly it became

[Zeratul]

clear as daylight

[Bottle]

that Bottle pwns.

[Clacker]

Returning to reality...

(:P)

[Thargor]

i stepped on

[old_man_killer]

Bottles toes, sorry

[Jonspen]

about that sonny.

[Zeratul]

he's so old

[zig]

that he eats

[Ignition]

old things that

[Zeratul]

made no ....

[Ignition]

sweet clue what

[old_man_killer]

so ever. Then

[Jonspen]

I decided to

[zig]

eat my hat

[Goldberg]

instead of my

[zig]

Harry Potter robe

[Jonspen]

*Censored censored censored*

[Clacker]

Anyway...the siamese

[Jonspen]

twin beavers thought

[Bottle]

that Bottle pwns.

(:D)

[Zeratul]

and lied to

[Bottle]

the new sentence.

(Honestly, can you not see the full stop, Zeratul?)

[DeadFishGuy]

Sometimes, you can

[Bottle]

(Beat you DFG. :))

tell a n00b

[Jonspen]

"Oh really really?"

[Bottle]

Rapid posting here

[MokoToko]

is the way

[Bottle]

to get 9,000

[MokoToko]

in your next

[Jonspen]

lifetime or so.

[MokoToko]

Thanks alot jonspen,

[Jonspen]

your quite welcome.

[DeadFishGuy]

My feeble postcount

[Jonspen]

is pretty funny,

[DeadFishGuy]

in the sense

[Thargor]

that its much

[Jonspen]

Bottle's 9000 post!

(Bot, rep me so we can see how much yoru worth at 9000 posts!)

[DeadFishGuy]

10,000 may be

[Jonspen]

alittie bit more

[MokoToko]

than my postcount.

(he hasn't had his 9000th post)

[Ignition]

I decided to

[kvon78]

make a sandwhich

[Communist]

Which contained a

[Bottle]

9,000th post. Yay!

(And what a thread to make it in.)

[Ignition]

alot of ammunition

[Jonspen]

*Ignoring Necross because he ignored Bottle*

Now rep me!

[Bottle]

*Neg reps Jon*

[kvon78]

**gasp** somtimes i

[_Thunder_]

*pos. reps him*


Edit: ill prolly get neg rep for that :rolleyes:

[Bottle]

because rep sucks.

[Ignition]

He feels he

(good job bottle and congrats)

[Bottle]

really likes cheese.

[Jonspen]

I got negged! O_O

[old_man_killer]

Then the "post-whore"

[Ignition]

curled up in

[kvon78]

a bucket of

[Jonspen]

in a ball,

[Ignition]

where he then

[kvon78]

shat in-a corner

[Ignition]

which was full

[kvon78]

of rats and

[Ignition]

their rat poison

[Communist]

which tastes bad!

[MokoToko]

The next day

[Bottle]

I pwned you.

[dark cobra]

Chicks and guys

[kvon78]

go together like

[Bottle]

cheese and (more) cheese.

[MokoToko]

Cheese that molds

[Bottle]

grow on is

[dark cobra]

love in a
(this is making no sense)

[kvon78]

hand-basket. eventualy we

[Bottle]

understand the meaning

[Corrupto]

of capitalizing our

[HotChicks]

toilet seats with

[Corrupto]

a nice turd.

[Iceage Heatwave]

Then a pink

[Thargor]

zebra ran over

[choplocker-17]

the mean person.

[Corrupto]

The mean person

[Iceage Heatwave]

then logged onto

[Corrupto]

an unknown account

[Iceage Heatwave]

to flame theburning.

[Corrupto]

Super Size Me

[Bottle]

is really stupid. :cool:

[Zeratul]

i've never seenit

[Ignition]

because you can't

[Zeratul]

but I could

[Ignition]

go to see

[Bottle]

and eat cheese.

[Ignition]

My name came

[Thargor]

from a book

[Bottle]

that is rubbish.

[zig]

I was desperate

[old_man_killer]

to post a

[Ignition]

pointless post that

[Bottle]

was pointless, so

[Ignition]

we all decided

[old_man_killer]

to force Bottle

[Goldberg]

outside the bottle.

[Ignition]

where he then

[zig]

ended the sentence.

[old_man_killer]

But to begin

[Goldberg]

a sentence, never

[zig]

not use capitals

[Office_Shredder]

or the demons

[DeadFishGuy]

of punctuation shall

[old_man_killer]

stick little cheese

[Bottle]

sticks up your

[old_man_killer]

nose. And then

[Office_Shredder]

your earhole! Wow,

[Bottle]

that's gotta hurt.

[old_man_killer]

Now for something

[Bottle]

completely different. KILLER

[zig]

tall gingerbread men

[DeadFishGuy]

from 17 planets!!

[Office_Shredder]

moved to mars

[DeadFishGuy]

with NEW SENTENCES!!

[max2k106]

What could these

[Bottle]

"new sentence" things

[DeadFishGuy]

be? No-one knows.

[Bottle]

Especially n00bs that

[DeadFishGuy]

are almost illiterate.

[Bottle]

No need to

[Jonspen]

go underlining dots

[DeadFishGuy]

. Clarifying new sentences

[Dark*Demon]

without actually clarifying

[Bottle]

what cheese is

[DeadFishGuy]

is highly dangerous.

[Goldberg]

Impressive! The last

[roamingstorm]

goldberg i saw

[Goldberg]

was really Goldberg.

(uhh dude?)

[Bottle]

Please remember to

[Goldberg]

continue previous thoughts

[Bottle]

when posting on

[Goldberg]

this thread. Avoid

(beat you to it, OMK!)

[old_man_killer]

this thread. Or

[kvon78]

anything else on

[HotChicks]

this site because

[kvon78]

somtimes it can

[dark cobra]

be very deadly.

[moto shando]

and veary addicting

[dark cobra]

which your parents

[choplocker-17]

don't know about.

[dark cobra]

I like reading

[choplocker-17]

Series of unfortunate-events.

[dark cobra]

This thread is

[kvon78]

becoming some kind

[dark cobra]

populer thread, which

[kvon78]

scares me! Once

[dark cobra]

I stop posting

[kvon78]

the world will

[dark cobra]

be lost forever!