BETTER three word story (no flaming!)

[kvon78]

Dragons will eventualy

[343 HeadHunter]

eat my salad

[Corrupto]

with little pickled

[Ali]

cucumbers. Dynamite was

[Iceage Heatwave]

made by satan. (realist)

[Corrupto]

Ash Wednesday is

[Goldberg]

today! I went. :)

[old_man_killer]

to my local

[Thargor]

Beer Mart and

[dark cobra]

killed the whole

[Thargor]

family of cockroaches

[Ignition]

that then were

[Thargor]

quite nasty looking

[Ignition]

so I blow

[Thargor]

the whole place

[Ignition]

with my gun
(my big ass gun)

[Thargor]

and eat marshmellows

[Ignition]

over a fire.

[Thargor]

The next day

[Cross Punisher]

I go back

[old_man_killer]

to get some

[max2k106]

cheese, and what

[007 GOD]

ever he felt ( has anyone actually gone through and read the hole thread ?)

[old_man_killer]

was needed to

[Ignition]

to be done

[Thargor]

was already done

[Ignition]

so they went

[old_man_killer]

for Ice Cream!

[Thargor]

Vanilla fudge ripple

[Zeratul]

or chocolate-chip-cookie-dough

[Ignition]

with rat poison

[Thargor]

doesn't taste good

[Ignition]

because it killed

[Zeratul]

with rat poison
dumb-ass ruined it!

[Ignition]

(stick to the fricking story you bumb)

[Zeratul]

Flame The Noob

[old_man_killer]

, that stinking boob

[Jonspen]

Catalyst hacked me!

[old_man_killer]

Now listen to

[Jonspen]

the TAO Admins,

[Zeratul]

he did what?

[Jonspen]

Destroyed my account! :(

[zig]

I wish the

[Jonspen]

Admins would help,

[Zeratul]

what account wasit

[Jonspen]

, Banff and Revelations.

[Zeratul]

oh that sucks

[zig]

and I think

[Zeratul]

what do youthink

[old_man_killer]

(I think you guys need to stick to the story and take the conversation to the appropriate thread)

(new sentence)


It is now

[Zeratul]

1:51 at my school

[zig]

and i'm tired

[old_man_killer]

of school, but

[zig]

I can still

[Zeratul]

get out at

[zig]

my mates house

[Zeratul]

wtf (counts)

[DeadFishGuy]

. "Yo Mamma" jokes

[Zeratul]

didyousay that before

[DeadFishGuy]

(This isn't making any sense. I'm starting a new sentence.)


One fine day

[Bottle]

in the middle

[343 HeadHunter]

of a garage

[Bottle]

, or the night,

(some people just don't get it)

[DeadFishGuy]

two dead men

[Bottle]

got up to

[DeadFishGuy]

fight. Back to

[Bottle]

back they faced

[Liquid Swordsman]

until one of

[DeadFishGuy]

us ruined it.

:P

[Dark*Demon]

.His name was

[Bottle]

Dark*Demon. But he

[kvon78]

was covered in

[Jonspen]

a sheet of

(They were doing the ryhme I posted and they screwed it up. O_O)

[Dark*Demon]

toilet paper which

[Bottle]

had you-know-what on...

[Jonspen]

...your dirty mind??

[old_man_killer]

Little Jonspen went

[kvon78]

into-a deep oozing

[zig]

tub of goo

[old_man_killer]

filled with large

[zig]

vegitarian teddy bears

[Bottle]

that constantly spewed

[kvon78]

diet caffine-free pepsi

[Bottle]

all over the

[zig]

coca-cola loving crowd

[thefreezing]

and they went

[kvon78]

to bottles house

[dark cobra]

To kill all

[Iceage Heatwave]

to make snickerdoodels.

[kvon78]

the n00bs on

[Iceage Heatwave]

Great Lakes are

[dark cobra]

very... nooby and

[kvon78]

remind me of

[dark cobra]

someone that can't (post)

[kvon78]

with out reading (the posts before!)

[Iceage Heatwave]

follow the rules

(I would have said post :D )

[ko71991]

♪Randomly, heeeeres, kooooo....♪

[dark cobra]

I listining to

[Iceage Heatwave]

Modest mouse and

[dark cobra]

Nillys na-nana-na song
(really)

[Corrupto]

which really blows.

[kvon78]

Somtimes people can

[Iceage Heatwave]

be complete assholes.

[kvon78]

Especialy when they

[Iceage Heatwave]

spam in the

[Corrupto]

giant tin can,

[Bottle]

which causes massive

[old_man_killer]

brain hemorrages. Then

[Thargor]

your liver spasms

[old_man_killer]

resulting in a

[Thargor]

bout of diahrea.

[old_man_killer]

On the bright

[Thargor]

surface of the

[old_man_killer]

sun, we can

[Clacker]

see spots. Maybe

[Thargor]

we will go

[Clacker]

dancing into the

[Thargor]

into the flares

[Clacker]

wearing nothing but

[Thargor]

Raybans. :cool:

In other

[Clacker]

news, an enormous

[Thargor]

rock was seen

[Clacker]

flying towards Bottle's

[Thargor]

lavish home in

[Clacker]

England, traveling at

[Thargor]

five thousand miles

[Clacker]

an hour. But

[Thargor]

it did no

[Clacker]

damage because of

[Thargor]

the timely use

[Clacker]

of a barrier

[Thargor]

ward! So remember

[zig]

always use a

[old_man_killer]

Barrier Ward to

[zig]

protect your valuable

[old_man_killer]

valuables. (he he) Mr. Bottle

[zig]

once taught us

[Jonspen]

that pikachus are

[Goldberg]

cute avatars that

[old_man_killer]

eat smelly cheese. (sorry, I couldn't resist)

[Clacker]

However, given that

[zig]

Bottle is allergic

[Clacker]

to modesty, he

[old_man_killer]

will never indulge

[Jonspen]

himself in a

[old_man_killer]

"make-fun-of-myself" contest!

[zig]

If you went

[Clacker]

insane and started

[old_man_killer]

talking to yourself

[zig]

to the zoo

[Jonspen]

talking yourself to the zoo? That makes no sense :S

*Carries on from OMK*

and your socks,

[zig]

you would surely

(Sorry,misread the sentence.)

[Thargor]

wash them more

[Jonspen]

,so they dont

[zig]

smell while you

[old_man_killer]

eat your breakfast.

[Clacker]

Talking of food,

[Jonspen]

I like Pie.

[old_man_killer]

But seriously though,

[Jonspen]

pie totally rocks!

[zig]

Moving on swiftly..

[Jonspen]

do-you know the-Muffin-Man?

[zig]

He gives out

[Jonspen]

lots of muffins!

[zig]

chocolate flavoured muffins

[Jonspen]

are the shiznit.

[zig]

Moving from muffins,

[old_man_killer]

lets head to

[Jonspen]

a different subject.

[zig]

There once was

[Jonspen]

a young boy,

[kvon78]

he liked to

[zig]

go hunting for

[Jonspen]

cactus and sheep.

[old_man_killer]

But the cactus

[zig]

retaliated by spiking

[Jonspen]

the punch!! Why

[zig]

does it always

[Jonspen]

have a cleche (SP?)

[Bottle]

(you guys, stop talking about me in (virtually) my own thread :p)

, which Jon can't

[Jonspen]

spell properly. Bottle

(Screw you hippy, we're taking this turf.)

[zig]

is sometimes alright

[DeadFishGuy]

, but occasionally crazy.

[Bottle]

Nothing wrong with

[Jonspen]

Jonspen though, he

[zig]

seems to hate

[Jonspen]

not very much.

[zig]

Bottle is cool

[kvon78]

, much cooler than

[DeadFishGuy]

me, my calculator

[Bottle]

(and) j00! Anyway, enough

(strange, still made sense even after DFG's post, with a little and in it...)

[Jonspen]

kvon and zig. :)

[edit] Wow, me DFG and bottle all posted at the same time. :eek:

[zig]

You should never

[Bottle]

post simultaneously, especially

[Jonspen]

in three-word stories!

[Iceage Heatwave]

Once a man

[old_man_killer]

tried walking in

[Clacker]

his wife's stilletos -

[meat.eater]

thing. Once there,

[Iceage Heatwave]

was a prep

[meat.eater]

hitting him? no. (where the hell were you going with that?)

[Iceage Heatwave]

Wherever I want.

[meat.eater]

When the spinach

[DeadFishGuy]

catalyses the soup

[meat.eater]

, free-roaming mushrooms sink

[DeadFishGuy]

and their protons

[Bottle]

destabilise into their

[Clacker]

primordial soup and

[Communist]

nacho cheese with

[DeadFishGuy]

aritficially flavoured pellets.

[old_man_killer]

Dead fish guy

[Leigh]

God how GROSS (!)...

[DeadFishGuy]

Crush!! Kill!! Destroy!!

[Jonspen]

Hug! Love! Makeup!

[old_man_killer]

Jon wears make-up?

[DeadFishGuy]

Wouldn't be surprised.

[Clacker]

But how does

[zig]

a washing machine

[DeadFishGuy]

not procrastinate when

[meat.eater]

its fliud smokes?

[zig]

Do not ever

[Hoolwath]

think of things

[Bottle]

like KILLER SEIZURE

[old_man_killer]

washing machines while

[Iceage Heatwave]

watching KILLER-SEIZURE-ROBOTS on

[Corrupto]

little tamigotchi screens.

[Clacker]

Restarting the evolutionary

[Revenge]

Killer-seizure-bunnys!!!!

[Clacker]

(taking full advantage of the fact that the last post was actually one word...)

story, we...

find that they

[kvon78]

taste like poo

[Iceage Heatwave]

. I'm about to

[Krome]

kill myself because

[Hoolwath]

my girlfriend asked

[Krome]

if i could

[Hoolwath]

use her toilette,

[Krome]

and then blocked

[Leigh]

the hole so

[Ali]

nothing could get

[kvon78]

through to the

[Hoolwath]

toilette, so I

[kvon78]

took my-magic shotgun

[Hoolwath]

aimed it on

[kvon78]

kvon's head and

[Corrupto]

I cannot explain

[Bottle]

what happened next!

[DeadFishGuy]

Positively charged atoms

[Bottle]

are somewhat repulsive

[DeadFishGuy]

when dipped in

[zig]

spicy hot curry

[Bottle]

and hydrogen nuclei.