BETTER three word story (no flaming!)

[Omega_Paladin]

mauling ArcPaladinzero to

[ArcPaladinZero]

chicken meat. Five

[Omega_Paladin]

pounds of cow

[ArcPaladinZero]

destroyed Omega's face.

[Omega_Paladin]

Such a thing

[QuicksandSlowly]

Seemed unlikely, but

[Omega_Paladin]

it didn't happen

[Johnny Chimpo]

quite like that.

[Omega_Paladin]

It seems it

[Aro23r]

was really a

[Omega_Paladin]

giant flying pineapple.

[ArcPaladinZero]

Crazy talking pineapples

[Omega_Paladin]

On Jerry Springer

[ArcPaladinZero]

will need some

[Omega_Paladin]

serious AA help.

[ArcPaladinZero]

People with an

[Omega_Paladin]

altoid abuse problem

[Bottle]

often post here.

[Omega_Paladin]

Like all of

[insignifiGant]

Oh My God!

Let this die!

Do it now!

Check your PMs.

[Bottle]

*ignores insig*

the hairy armadillos,

[Omega_Paladin]

busy checking PMs

[Bottle]

and eating pinapples,

[ArcPaladinZero]

while short green

[insignifiGant]

laughed out loud.

[ArcPaladinZero]

Not making cents

[Omega_Paladin]

or dollars of

[ArcPaladinZero]

anything that is

[Omega_Paladin]

worth taking apart.

[ArcPaladinZero]

Why not take

[LondonJack]

two tin turnips

[Omega_Paladin]

Licking LondonJacks Lollipop

[ArcPaladinZero]

while leaning to

[Omega_Paladin]

break rocks while

[ArcPaladinZero]

tossing up some

(I thought someone would have thunk I meant to typed learning... it was are leaning! No one never stands under me.)

[Omega_Paladin]

salads in the

[ArcPaladinZero]

garden of the

[insignifiGant]

snake in the-grass.

[Omega_Paladin]

Then a mutant teenage-ninja-turtle

[ArcPaladinZero]

came from the

[QuicksandSlowly]

said "Kowagunga" then

[Aro23r]

proceeded to eat

(Quicksand, your post doesn't follow the sentence..)

[Omega_Paladin]

(Ignores quicksandslowly for being wrong, it was kowaBUNGa and Aro23r for not making sense either)
sewers where arcpaladinzero

[XXX_KAIN]

beat up Omega_Paladin

[Bottle]

, but the dancing

[QuicksandSlowly]

then dumped his

[XXX_KAIN]

(ignoring bottle)

body in the

[Omega_Paladin]

(ignores Sandy for being late again and XXX_Kain for being dumb and trying to get me killed :D)
banana killed XXX_Kain.

[XXX_KAIN]

NEW PHRASE, this ones getting confusing

the dancing banana

[Omega_Paladin]

then took over

[insignifiGant]

(ignores everybody)

So I says

[XXX_KAIN]

"InsignifiGant is gay"

(yes, it is part of the story):D

[Omega_Paladin]

then XXX_Kain is (beaten with)

[Jeffery]

the flaming begins.

[Majestic]

i like crackers

[Omega_Paladin]

said majestic, who

[Bottle]

then spewed up

[Omega_Paladin]

large purple tinted

[Bottle]

spectacles without even

[Omega_Paladin]

coughing up meatballs.

[Bottle]

The non-existant meatballs

[Omega_Paladin]

then exploded because (of)

[Bottle]

the spontaneous inflamation (of)

[Omega_Paladin]

particles driven from

[Bottle]

the uneaten section

[Omega_Paladin]

of majestic's brain :D.

[Bottle]

Meanwhile, the aforementioned

[Omega_Paladin]

dancing leprechauns bounced

[ArcPaladinZero]

on top of

[Bottle]

a green cushion,

[Omega_Paladin]

yelling, "THEIR ALWAYS

[Bottle]

SPELLING INCORRECTLY! THEY'RE (ALWAYS)

[yapperface]

CHASING NUCLEAR CHARGED

[ArcPaladinZero]

WOMEN!" Screaming is

[Aro23r]

one of the

[Omega_Paladin]

top reasons for

[thrdflrmshr]

phallic suicide. It

[Omega_Paladin]

is fun when

[ArcPaladinZero]

we run through

[Omega_Paladin]

flaming leprechauns with

[Ali]

fighting seizure robots

[Omega_Paladin]

that exploded when

[Majestic]

boobs were shown

[ArcPaladinZero]

to giant talking

[Bottle]

mice. This sentence

[ArcPaladinZero]

will drag on

[Bottle]

and probably not

[ArcPaladinZero]

end anytime soon.

[ck1]

But Wait!!!! Someone

[Bottle]

just ended it!!!!!

[QuicksandSlowly]

Then started it

[ck1]

again by saying

[Bottle]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I will

[Kos-Mos]

start it again

[Bottle]

and you losers

[Kos-Mos]

will BURN today

[Ali]

because you ate

[Bottle]

too much chilli.

[Kos-Mos]

The losers actually (are)

[Bottle]

really annoying because

[Kos-Mos]

they act gay

[Bottle]

when Kos-Mos is

[Kos-Mos]

way to hot

[Bottle]

for his (own) good.

[Kos-Mos]

The subject changes...

[Bottle]

..... to talking ostriches!

[Kos-Mos]

The ostriches start

*wonders how this thread dudnt violate the spam bounds*

[Bottle]

to violently gesticulate

*thinks even the mods want to see how high we can get it:D*

[Kos-Mos]

blue sneezing pencilsharpeners

*interesting*

*im out history test study time :)*

EDIT: didnt understand such extensive vocabulary

[Bottle]

(that) don't make sense.

[moosey2]

The twinkie man
*new subject*

[Bottle]

got killed. Meanwhile,

[ArcPaladinZero]

three little pigs

[moosey2]

were running from

[Bottle]

the big bad

[moosey2]

pig eating mammoth

[ArcPaladinZero]

whom is going

[moosey2]

to eat the

[ArcPaladinZero]

small robots that

[moosey2]

made twinkies in

[ArcPaladinZero]

it's special place

[moosey2]

ruled by the

[insignifiGant]

pickled pepper picker

[moosey2]

whom was plotting

[insignifiGant]

to pick peppers.

[moosey2]

The pigglets continued

[Bottle]

by killing moosey2.

[moosey2]

meanwhile the pickled

[Bottle]

eyeballs got thrown

[moosey2]

at the Mammoth

[Kos-Mos]

that was named

*earlier i didnt understand your vocab [cus im dumb] so i put sneezing pencilsharpeners :)*

[Bottle]

*ok*

after my pet

[ArcPaladinZero]

which is a

[Silverkast113]

mutant zombie bunny

[ArcPaladinZero]

that is cute.

:D (HA! It's cute, fools!)

[Silverkast113]

(the) mammoth was mad

[Kos-Mos]

at your face

[insignifiGant]

and your mom.

ooooo burn.

[moosey2]

The mammoth became

[Kos-Mos]

and your teeth

*i wish i could come up with a comeback LOL :)*

[Bottle]

posted (at the) same time.

[ArcPaladinZero]

Moving right along,

[Bottle]

ArcPaladinZero decided to

[Majestic]

start liking guys

[Omega_Paladin]

but he didn't.

[thrdflrmshr]

but pretended not <--- disregard

EDIT: posted right after Omega... continuing from his post...

Instead, he started

[Omega_Paladin]

up a harem ;) .

[QuicksandSlowly]

filled with blondes

[Omega_Paladin]

and large trampolines(did I spell that right?) :D.

[QuicksandSlowly]

the blondes were

[Omega_Paladin]

all dressed like

[ArcPaladinZero]

satanic demons from

[Bottle]

the largest greenhouse

[moosey2]

in Moscow. Meanwhile

[ArcPaladinZero]

massive armies from

[Bottle]

Armageddon were being

[Shuichi]

total FREAKIN n00bs

[Bottle]

and shaving their

[Omega_Paladin]

flying monkeys with

(Love the new banner Bottle. So you are hunting yourself :D?)

[Bottle]

a blunt penknife.

*yup, certainly looks like it. I'm eluding myself so far though*

[ArcPaladinZero]

People like to

[Bottle]

bring this thread

[ArcPaladinZero]

to the top

[Bottle]

of the list

[ArcPaladinZero]

in the forum

[Kos-Mos]

called general discussions :)

[ArcPaladinZero]

The most posts

[Bottle]

on one thread

[ArcPaladinZero]

in this forum

[Bottle]

can be found

[ArcPaladinZero]

right here. This

[Bottle]

topic should now

[ck1]

never cease until

[Kos-Mos]

some1 says so

[Bottle]

like me. And-I-do-so.

[XXX_KAIN]

but bottle doesnt

[Kos-Mos]

have any cheeseburgers

[Bottle]

so is forced

[Kos-Mos]

to eat fooseballs

*lol*

[Bottle]

and kill n00bs.

[Kos-Mos]

In his killing

[moosey2]

he commited suicide

[Kos-Mos]

then found cheeseburgers

*NO FLAMING WEEEE*

[Bottle]

and jumped off

[Kos-Mos]

on (to) jackos head

Im out to HW and PS2 WOOT*

[Bottle]

which is stupid.

*jumped off on to jacko's head? Does that actually make sense? Maybe if it was onto, but that's something entirely different to what you wrote*

[XXX_KAIN]

then was dangled

[Bottle]

somewhere. Ignoring this

[XXX_KAIN]

KILLER SEIZURE ROBOT,

*sorry, i was tempted for the first time*

[Bottle]

XXX_KAIN decided to

[XXX_KAIN]

eat pb & j sandwiches:D

[Bottle]

for no (apparent) reason.

[XXX_KAIN]

but then bottle

[Omega_Paladin]

killed off a

[Bottle]

*continues omega's post*

killed off an


annoying little n00b

[Majestic]

hump street lamps

[Omega_Paladin]

(that would be WHO humped street lamps Majest)
and ate eggs.

[moosey2]

Back at the

[Bottle]

TAO forum, we

[moosey2]

ate some great

[Omega_Paladin]

bacon and toast

[Majestic]

with pizza hut

[moosey2]

*subject change*
The murderer Ran

[Bottle]

*ignores the random change of subject*

getting jealous of

[moosey2]

his friends pet

[Omega_Paladin]

who stole my (sig)
(Why is everyone copying it? Bottle got permission so he is ok, but that one guy Petit is blantly copying. It was my idea for a noob hunter license and Insig evolved the idea into a great banner :D. We have even started classes for people who wanted to get one!)

[Bottle]

in an unprovoked

(well Omega, I thought you would need support in the n00b hunting. After all, one man can't patrol the forums all day by himself. We need to set up a rota to decide who is on duty when, and recruit some underlings to cover our sleeping hours. Not that I get much sleep, I belong to SI. Also, I agree that permission for using the n00b hunter license should need to be given by us and insig. Check your PM in a minute for a laugh)

[XXX_KAIN]

bum rushed attack (from)

[Bottle]

a killer seizure

[XXX_KAIN]

BUNNY. the breed

[Omega_Paladin]

eats cereal alot (Because)

[XXX_KAIN]

the seizures make

[Bottle]

it want (some) breakfast.

[Omega_Paladin]

because of FruitLoopscommericials :D.

[XXX_KAIN]

With its bushy

(this is really getting demented, lol)

[Bottle]

eyebrows. Omega should-check-his-pms-more-often.

[Omega_Paladin]

So I ate
(Thanks for the heads-up)

[XXX_KAIN]

some pancake batter

[QuicksandSlowly]

then drank whiskey

[Omega_Paladin]

in straight shots.

[QuicksandSlowly]

until he passed

[Omega_Paladin]

out from flaming

[Ap0llo]

evil orgs

[ArcPaladinZero]

with the fury

[Ap0llo]

of government ran by evil orgs:D

[ArcPaladinZero]

Anyways, this thread


(THREE WORDS!!)

[ArcPaladinZero]

is so confusing...

(Changing of thoughts... I don't even like thinking)

[KWarrior]

the ownage shown

[ArcPaladinZero]

by me powning

[ArcPaladinZero]

'cuz spel!ing r

[KWarrior]

for smart people

[ArcPaladinZero]

tht r an

(b1g wurddz DUMM!!!!1!1!!!!11)

[KWarrior]

Originally posted by ArcPaladinZero
tht r an

(b1g wurddz DUMM!!!!1!1!!!!11)

(no idea wtf you just posted starting over)

You got owned

[XXX_KAIN]

by post whores

[KWarrior]

who post shit

[ArcPaladinZero]

all of the

(Ha, I love it!) :D

[ArcPaladinZero]

something more pointless...

[KWarrior]

than arc's posts :)

[Omega_Paladin]

like my posts.




:D

[Jonathan8]

Then came along...

[rtkwe]

a giant badger
...

[rtkwe]

there would be

[ArcPaladinZero]

hell raining down

[rtkwe]

unless someone gave (him)

[LondonJack]

a sneaky noob

[ArcPaladinZero]

with his furry

[ArcPaladinZero]

which are really

[ArcPaladinZero]

due to their

[rtkwe]

extremely large heads

[ArcPaladinZero]

and extremely small