BETTER three word story (no flaming!)

[Destro]

Fred the monkey

[Bottle]

was destroyed by

[zig]

microscopic monkey-eating bugs

[Bottle]

(and) a Star Destroyer.

(anyone remember the first few pages? they were the good old days...)

[Ignition]

Eventually that monky

[Shorti987]

will get a

[Revenge]

AK47 and shoot,

[Corrupto]

multiple random civilians. :D

[Destro]

Then a strawberry

[Hoolwath]

appeared out of

[Destro]

a teddy bear

[Destro]

made of plastic

[Destro]

and nuclear waste.

[arendt]

All of which

[Destro]

drank liquidized cabbage

[Ignition]

. Pie is the

[Destro]

source of life

[Ignition]

only because it

[Destro]

tastes so good.

[Jonspen]

Pumpkin pie rocks!

[Ignition]

because apple is

[Destro]

made of apples

[Jonspen]

and so is

(Dude, Necross. A Fullstop means starts the next sentence with a capital letter!!! Destro, you too. Stop freaking double posting.)

[Destro]

any apple product

[thefreezing]

and you suck

[Jonspen]

lemons all night! ^_^

[Destro]

Thefreezing & jonspen smell

[Destro]

of rotten fishsticks

[Jonspen]

. Stupid double poster.

[Zeratul]

cant get'it right

[Ignition]

because they use

[Destro]

. Stupid double poster.

Stupid single poster.

[Zeratul]

because they use
there big feet

[Destro]

for stepping on

[Jonspen]

*ignores Destro*

to double post!

(Destro, have a neg rep for being an idiot. Also, welcome to my ignore list.)

[Zeratul]

(and pos. rep. for me) :) :)

I like rep

[Jonspen]

because your a-whore.

[Ignition]

that will do

[Zeratul]

wasted 600th post

[Destro]

on virtually nothing

(Jonspen's head is empty)

[Zeratul]

(you want another negative rep.)

new topic please

[Jonspen]

.... I like pie.

[Ignition]

so do I

[Zeratul]

and me too.

[Clacker]

Just then a

[Zeratul]

Dark Magic Witch

[Jonspen]

came along and

[Zeratul]

steped on a

[Jonspen]

KILLER SEIZURE ROBOT!!

(Man, there hasnt been any of those in the TWS for awhile)

[Zeratul]

which gave her

[Jonspen]

A CAPITALIZED LETTER!!!

(C'mon, Fullstops mean a new sentence WHICH MEANS A CAPITAL LETTER!!!)

[Zeratul]

With a beer.

[Ignition]

She then decided

[Clacker]

she didn't want

[Zeratul]

beer but Red Bull (name counts)

[Ignition]

because it makes

[Clacker]

your head spin

[Ignition]

& fall into some

[Zeratul]

random stupid banner

[Jonspen]

saying "I ROCK11oneoneONE!11!"

[Ignition]

(lol!!!!111!!one!!!one eon!! !111111<piss my self laughing)
but they realy

You have given out too much Reputation in the last 24 hours, try again later.
grrrrrrr

[Clacker]

(Guys, please - THREE WORDS!!!)

(Starting over...)

The snail's shell

[DeadFishGuy]

is not really

[Jonspen]

a shell, but

[ko71991]

a glazed doughnut

[old_man_killer]

designed for maximum

[Jonspen]

sprinkle capacity. This

[Clacker]

ensures that the

[ko71991]

Homers in the

[Jonspen]

neighbourhood. Why oh

[Ignition]

why do we

[Jonspen]

always start sentences-with-why?

[Cross Punisher]

Once apon a

[Jonspen]

uneventful time, a

[Hoolwath]

dirty kid called

[Jonspen]

I. P. Freeley,

[Hoolwath]

accidently dropped a

[DeadFishGuy]

nuclear bomb on

[Bottle]

my uncle's house.

[DeadFishGuy]

Incineration was instant,

[Bottle]

causing my uncle

[Ignition]

to become a

[Bottle]

KILLER SEIZURE ROBOT. a

[old_man_killer]

I got a

[Ignition]

Flashing Seizure robot

[old_man_killer]

with life-like hair

[Ignition]

that singed when

[Bottle]

it KILLED and

[Ignition]

burned it's lags

[ck1]

(legs?) with a giant

[Ignition]

Iron that could

[DeadFishGuy]

chip very accurately.

[Bottle]

Why chips suddenly

[zig]

start to grow

[dark cobra]

on the weed

[old_man_killer]

I'll never know.

[Corrupto]

Something tiring or

[dark cobra]

annoying can be

[Corrupto]

just like the

[Clacker]

inane drivel that

[Krome]

makes us go-mental

[Ignition]

because we are

[old_man_killer]

macho men! Then

[Bottle]

I ate cheese.

[Hoolwath]

Suddenly i realized

[old_man_killer]

it wasn't cheese

[Clacker]

- it wasn't even

[Bottle]

a KILLER SEIZURE

[Ignition]

ROBOT.... in fact

[Bottle]

it was a

[Ignition]

funny little girl

[Zeratul]

;who really cares

[old_man_killer]

funny little girl

with life-like hair

[Zeratul]

new topic please

[Ignition]

with life-like hair
that blew in

[Clacker]

and not much

[old_man_killer]

else because she

[Bottle]

liked eating cheese.

[Ignition]

Old men are

[Zeratul]

so much cheese

[Clacker]

and onion crisps

[old_man_killer]

and nothing else.

[Clacker]

Unless of course

[Bottle]

they are OMK,

[old_man_killer]

who's full of

[Clacker]

fossilized bean curd

(don't ask me - first thing that popped into my head)

[Bottle]

and fried eggs.

[Clacker]

Is there anything

[old_man_killer]

more discusting than

[Clacker]

the smell of

[cokeman]

old green apples.

[Bottle]

I thought cokeman

[cokeman]

quit this game.

[old_man_killer]

But I was

[Clacker]

having deja-vu again

[old_man_killer]

and again. the

[Ignition]

little cokeman didn't

[Clacker]

realize that his

[zig]

pet snake wrapped

[Ignition]

around his neck

[zig]

and he started

[Bottle]

eating himself before

[Clacker]

it realized that

[Hoolwath]

red socks, which

[Clacker]

are out of

[old_man_killer]

albino fleas. I

[Bottle]

think you smell.

[Hoolwath]

I am so

[Bottle]

annoying, aren't I?

[old_man_killer]

Yes, of course

[Bottle]

we like cheese.

[kvon78]

Cheese is the

[Clacker]

number one food

[Bottle]

product of Holland.

[zig]

Cheese is made

[Bottle]

, but not enough

[zig]

is available to

[King Koopa]

the chickens in



~:::Koopa:::~

[Clacker]

And we know

[zig]

chickens love cheese

[Bottle]

so why does

[zig]

the hen not

[Bottle]

make any sense?

[zig]

Anyways,if we

[Corrupto]

were too magically

[DeadFishGuy]

approaching page 1000,

[old_man_killer]

then we would

[Zeratul]

get some rep.

[Clacker]

Perhaps not, if

[Zeratul]

there being n00bish

[zig]

and we don't

[Clacker]

tolerate any of

[Ignition]

their noobish actions

[zig]

and their cheeky

[Zeratul]

monkey children ....

[Ignition]

that are realy

[zig]

aliens in disguise

[Clacker]

. Moving right along...

[DeadFishGuy]

have you ever

[zig]

meet someone who

[DeadFishGuy]

killed 259 possums,

[old_man_killer]

just for the

[Corrupto]

little old man

[Cross Punisher]

living in the

[old_man_killer]

TAO forum thread.

[Corrupto]

The old man

[DeadFishGuy]

had 29 artificial

[Destro]

bones and joints

[old_man_killer]

which caused major

[Corrupto]

which he ate

[Destro]

???????

[Clacker]

(which caused major)

discomfort and pain

[Destro]

which he ate

with mustard & mayo.

[Bottle]

(which caused major)

discomfort and pain
to all those

(always use the one posted first if there are 2 that are posted at the same time)

[Krome]

. Bottles post whoring.

[DeadFishGuy]

I think techno

[Bottle]

. Bottles post whoring.
(what's wrong with that?)

music is going

[old_man_killer]

to drive me

[Spit_101]

to the carwash.

[Bottle]

How, though, I

[zig]

suddenly imagined that

[Corrupto]

techno getting wet

[old_man_killer]

while wearing a

[Corrupto]

pink and purple

[kvon78]

sweater vest, with

[old_man_killer]

a furry collar.

[max2k106]

Where is Fred? :confused:

[old_man_killer]

I cannot find

[kvon78]

him/her or it

[max2k106]

. Look for FRED!!!

[Corrupto]

2 pages until

[kvon78]

this thread implodes.

[ko71991]

Ah! Run El bastardos!!!!

[Corrupto]

Screamed the highly

[ck1]

exalted Jamacan(sp?) Warriors.

[Corrupto]

Bananas are very

[ko71991]

(Jamaican ck)

bouncy here in

[max2k106]

Russia. WHERE'S FRED? :eek:

[ko71991]

FRED IS DEAD?! :eek:

[Clacker]

Good. Never liked

[old_man_killer]

the silly bastard! (can I say that?)

[Corrupto]

Apparently you can.

[Destro]

A fat caveman

[Corrupto]

ran out of

[Destro]

an elephant's mouth

[Krome]

and then he

[Destro]

ate a digital

[Corrupto]

remembered that he

[Destro]

???????

Likewise.

[Krome]

its 3 word story not 1.

[Destro]

ate a digital

remembered that he

Makes no sense.

[Clacker]

(ate a digital)

camera so that

[Destro]

he could take

[Hoolwath]

his lunch with

[Cross Punisher]

out the fear

[zig]

because of the

[Hoolwath]

fact that this-is-1000th-page-of-this-thread.

[zig]

We should celebrate

[Zeratul]

with some rep. :) : wink :

[old_man_killer]

positive rep's only :cool:

(Thanks to the chicken that neg repped me for this thread, without signing)

[Zeratul]

soundsgood to me
check user cp ;)

[Corrupto]

. This is history

[Zeratul]

give rep. around

[Hoolwath]

yep, good idea

[Zeratul]

ya ya ya
*waves hand*

[Corrupto]

. Very spamtastic 1000th

[old_man_killer]

which disappoints me

[Corrupto]

into a lethal

[Zeratul]

but still good

[Corrupto]

rejoicing of a