BETTER three word story (no flaming!)

[old_man_killer]

killer siezure robot!

[Corrupto]

The page finally

[old_man_killer]

has passed into



(noticed that Corrupto snuck in and stole post #15000 on page 1000! It was mine I tell ya!)

[Zeratul]

one-thousand and one !!!!

[Corrupto]

Now more randomness.

(noticed that Corrupto snuck in and stole post #15000 on page 1000! It was mine I tell ya!)

Hehe.

[Zeratul]

not a problem

[Corrupto]

to all who

[Hoolwath]

can read and

[old_man_killer]

who really don't

[Corrupto]

want to do

[Ignition]

anything with dogs.

[Destro]

"Woof!" yelled the

[kvon78]

slightly stoned bus-driver

[Ignition]

as he roled

[Destro]

over giant hamburgers

[Corrupto]

on his tri-cycle.

[Destro]

Then a grenade

[Corrupto]

flew into his

[Destro]

big, toothless mouth

[max2k106]

. Is Fred here?

[dark cobra]

Why wold someone

[Destro]

said the cheesecake.

[dark cobra]

Kill the cheesecake

[Destro]

with a shotgun.

[zig]

I got no-rep

[Destro]

said Zombie Cheesecake.

[Bottle]

Why have cheesecake

[kvon78]

at all? I

[Destro]

control the place

[zig]

so i can

[Bottle]

have actual cheese!

[kvon78]

Somtimes cheese can

[Destro]

drive you mad

[kvon78]

with guilt and

[choplocker-17]

be a ruler.

[Destro]

Meanwhile, in Robo-Land

[kvon78]

Destro was-shot while

[Destro]

wearing bullet-proof armour

[kvon78]

and eating corn-dogs

[Destro]

. Then I woke-up!

[Bottle]

Three words please,

[zig]

because thats why

[actgfin1234]

people get killed.

[Cross Punisher]

Don't do it

[old_man_killer]

in the shower!

[kvon78]

Somone in this

[moto shando]

disposition needs help

[thefreezing]

from a scrub

[moto shando]

on the bathroom

[thefreezing]

and it was

[kvon78]

gasping for air

[Blexican]

in bloody hellfire

[thefreezing]

blah blah blah

[old_man_killer]

Then John said"

[roamingstorm]

I bestow upon

[thefreezing]

blah blah blah

[roamingstorm]

Penguins of doom

[thefreezing]

that slaughtered all

[kvon78]

of humanity and

[thefreezing]

bills, but they

[Destro]

ate lunch first.

[Corrupto]

Puprle pink puddles,

[Destro]

go SPLASH when

[Zeratul]

giant purple pennies
(i'm going somewhere's with this but the next person has to be very smart)

[Ignition]

fly. The small

[Destro]

butcher chops beef

[Hoolwath]

and then looks

[Clacker]

for giant purple

[Hoolwath]

turtle with red

[old_man_killer]

toes to cook

[zig]

in oil with

[kvon78]

carrots and other

[zig]

vegetables that make

[zzzaacckk]

a big bad

[kvon78]

taco salad! Then

[Ignition]

thing bad big.

[zig]

(doesn't make sense!)

(Continues from kvon)
i went to

[old_man_killer]

random discussion thread

[Clacker]

but it was

[old_man_killer]

all locked up! :(

[Cross Punisher]

In other news

[zig]

this thread wansn't

[Excaliber]

meant to be

[Ignition]

of any use.

[Bottle]

But then, what

[Clacker]

do we know

[Corrupto]

about the spotted

[kvon78]

muffin man that

[Bottle]

sells muffins, other

[Corrupto]

than cherry flavored

[Bottle]

toppings make him

[kvon78]

transform into a

[Bottle]

KILLER SEIZURE ROBOT? a

[zig]

Walking and talking

(Why's there an "a" at the end,Bottle?)

[Clacker]

and doing what

[Cross Punisher]

muffin men do

[Blexican]

not eat muffins.

[Bottle]

Please make sense.

(zig, if an uncapitalised latter wasn't there the sentence would have been made lower-case. Try it and see.)

[Hoolwath]

Because if u

[zig]

always use an

[Clacker]

empty tupperware container

[Hoolwath]

it can be

[DeadFishGuy]

melted and used

[dark cobra]

as a weapon.

[dirka dirka]

that is very

[Hoolwath]

very nice because

[moto shando]

my hookers and

[Hoolwath]

and my socks

[DeadFishGuy]

used "and" twice.

[.Vash.]

So that makes

[Shorti987]

them the very

[.Vash.]

lonely and sad,

[Ignition]

little girls that

[Clacker]

like tupperware, but

[Bottle]

use punctuation, incorrectly.

[Ignition]

There-for they have

[Bottle]

to spell correctly.

(Therefore)

[Foundation]

Funky hairy monkeys

[dark cobra]

have feelings too!

[dirka dirka]

However the cows

[Clacker]

However, did you

[Shorti987]

find out how

[Excaliber]

to stroke your

[dark cobra]

monkeys neck and

[Excaliber]

wash HER in

[dark cobra]

(why is everyone using MY color?!?)
a pool of

[_B0b_]

goats milk. That

[Zeratul]

really gross guys

[Ignition]

. Now that I

[Zeratul]

dont give a

[Clacker]

lot of thought

[zig]

into my posting,

[Clacker]

you can see

[zig]

the contrast that

[Revenge]

I have no

[Clacker]

exists between your

[Excaliber]

naval and your

[kvon78]

bulbous beer belly.

[Revenge]

. So then the

[Excaliber]

desperate housewive wanted

[Bottle]

some cheese, so

[kvon78]

they called their

[Bottle]

previously singular housewives

( :rolleyes: )

[zig]

to come over

[dirka dirka]

with their cats

[Bottle]

and kill all

[zig]

animals that don't

[Ignition]

repeat words that

[zig]

are not supposed

[Ignition]

to be repeated.

[Clacker]

Anyway, this guy

[Zeratul]

walked down town

[Ignition]

to get his

[Zeratul]

big purple pickle

[Bottle]

from the local

[Zeratul]

deli, he started

[Bottle]

shouting "why does

[Zeratul]

this pickle suck!"

[Bottle]

He soon discovered

[Zeratul]

that it wasen't

[Bottle]

due to spelling,

[Zeratul]

errors and grammer

[Bottle]

but rather, a

[Zeratul]

^^^

[Ignition]

big bad KILLER

[.Vash.]

that wouldnt stop

[Bottle]

posting even though

[Ignition]

it could just

[Zeratul]

had finished that

[Ignition]

stupid sentance longago.

[Bottle]

Long ago is

[Ignition]

realy more than

[Liquid Swordsman]

a stupid line

[Cross Punisher]

can truly describe

[Zeratul]

who you are

[Clacker]

. In other news,

[Zeratul]

things are slow

[Bottle]

at eating pie.

[Revenge]

.Before they got

[zig]

there,they had

[Revenge]

cheese and Pepsi :eek:

[Bottle]

on toast, and

[Communist]

a big nap. :)

[Metal Gear Ray]

"I like Eggs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Bottle]

shouted a KILLER

[rmf104]

SEIZURE MONKEY, and

[Bottle]

promptly fell asleep.

[Punishment Co.]

While sleeping, a

[Bottle]

local policeman notice

[Punishment Co.]

(notice*d* :) )

a yellow rat

[mushroom_girl]

and then he

[Bottle]

woke up. Thanks

[Punishment Co.]

to the policeman,

[Bottle]

I like cheese.

[rmf104]

I like cheese-also!!!! :D :eek:

[Revenge]

So then Bob,

[ShodoWielder]

ate the rat

[Liquid Swordsman]

that was kinda

[max2k106]

chewy and whatnot.

[Bottle]

Whatnot is a

[Ignition]

two word, word

[Clacker]

..

[Clacker]

isn't it? However

[Communist]

I think that

[Metal Gear Ray]

Bob has a

[Ignition]

big cup of

[Metal Gear Ray]

tasty apple juice.

[Zeratul]

and a taco

[Ignition]

that is smutherd

[Cross Punisher]

With apple sauce

[Hoolwath]

. This all would

[Revenge]

be great for

[max2k106]

something or other.

[Clacker]

Seeking some intelligence,

[Shorti987]

by using a

[Cuathon]

piece of cheese

[Clacker]

a small mouse

[roamingstorm]

and pink gahooljuvits.

[Bottle]

Please make sense,

[mushroom_girl]

because this story

[Bottle]

currently really sucks.

[ck1]

I like eggs.

[kvon78]

I also enjoy

[Clacker]

the smell of

[Bottle]

fresh bump posts.

[kvon78]

Once upon a-time

[Bottle]

three word stories

[Bottle]

had 3 words

[Bottle]

per post. Sorry

[Shorti987]

for all the

[kvon78]

triple posting. I

[dirka dirka]

love the huge

[Revenge]

genie. The Genie,

[kvon78]

that was made

[Bottle]

out of cheese,

[Revenge]

likes to run

[Bottle]

around and around

[Punishment Co.]

and Bottle died. :eek:

;)

[zig]

After that happened,

[cs_zero]

we did the

[zig]

normal thing which

[kvon78]

involves alot of

[Shorti987]

planning for the

[Revenge]

respawn of bottle.

[Ignition]

After that he

[Revenge]

did "the" Dance

[Ignition]

and we all

[kvon78]

danced along with

[Shorti987]

music from the

[Ignition]

depths of hell.