BETTER three word story (no flaming!)

[Zeratul]

and a sandwich

[Ignition]

made of the

[Zeratul]

holy lunchen meat

[Ignition]

that burns through

[Zeratul]

your stomach lineing

[Ignition]

because i see

[Zeratul]

makes no sense

[Ignition]

but it realy

[finalfantasyt]

is quite weird

[Ignition]

to see Zeratul

[finalfantasyt]

when he is

[Ignition]

at home with

P.S. - fix your banner....

[finalfantasyt]

a dead monkey

P.S. I'm trying...

[Clacker]

that somehow still

[Ignition]

can screem out

[zig]

words that are

[savanna]

strong and meaningful.

[zig]

If you ever

[Ignition]

hear the screeming

[zig]

of the witch

[Ignition]

that made the

[zig]

front page news

[Cross Punisher]

tell her to

[Ignition]

get a new

[zig]

staff because her

[Ignition]

magic powers have

[savanna]

gone totally bezerk.

[zig]

On the other

[savanna]

side of the

[finalfantasyt]

cheesecake there is

[zig]

a piece of

[ShodoWielder]

magical tape. If

[zig]

a plane flew

[finalfantasyt]

at 1000 mph

[savanna]

over the tape,

[zig]

the wind would

[finalfantasyt]

have no effect

[Clacker]

unless the tape

[finalfantasyt]

cast a spell

[zig]

such as the

[ShodoWielder]

Wind shield spell.

[zig]

Moving on swiftly...

[finalfantasyt]

if this happened

[Revenge]

everyone would die!!! :eek:

[finalfantasyt]

a catastrophe which

[Revenge]

would end UNIVERSAL
(this is getting good)

[finalfantasyt]

life, and would

[Cross Punisher]

Summon dark overlords

[Spit_101]

to overthrow the

[Cross Punisher]

minions of evil.

[finalfantasyt]

entire leadership of

[Bottle]

the world is

[Spit_101]

in the hands

[finalfantasyt]

of three cockroaches

[Bottle]

that don't have

[ck1]

cockroaches. The cockroaches

[finalfantasyt]

used their legs

[kvon78]

and their feet

[Bottle]

to create a

[finalfantasyt]

giant baseball that

[Bottle]

crushed all life

[finalfantasyt]

from the people

[Clacker]

apart from those

[finalfantasyt]

who wore sandals

[Bottle]

on their heads.

[savanna]

then they ate

[finalfantasyt]

some wet sand

[Bottle]

and ignored punctuation.

[finalfantasyt]

A car then

[ShodoWielder]

KILLED THE CHOCKROCHES(or how ever you spell that word)!!!!!!!

[finalfantasyt]

by running over

[Bottle]

their life-support system,

[finalfantasyt]

and their reign

[savanna]

of fire ants.

[Bottle]

Making sense is

[finalfantasyt]

completely useless, that's

[savanna]

why cows dont

[Bottle]

post here much.

[kvon78]

Except when the

[Bottle]

KILLER SEIZURE ROBOTS a

[finalfantasyt]

trade their minds

[Swartzstrom]

for ultimate power

[savanna]

and cause the

[moto shando]

the destruction of

[moto shando]

the entire solar

[savanna]

cheese system. help

[Swartzstrom]

us stop him

[kvon78]

from double posting!

[Swartzstrom]

because it's getting

[savanna]

fireants are taking

[finalfantasyt]

platters of grapes

[Bottle]

because it's getting
annoying. If you

[Rescorlian]

start going (on the) forums

[Bottle]

you'll get addicted

[Rescorlian]

again and be

[Bottle]

KILLED and SEIZED

[Rescorlian]

In (a) horrific manner

[Bottle]

of 4 words.

[Rescorlian]

Or many more

[Bottle]

inane replies continued.

[Rescorlian]

Then the coke rabbit

[Communist]

used 4 words.

[Rescorlian]

and it annoyed all

[Communist]

I had a period behind that sentence, so you have to start a new one.
This is the THREE word story not four so you write 3 WORDS NOT 4 WORDS.


So I saw(now you fill in another three word post making sure its relavent)

[Bottle]

the people who

[finalfantasyt]

had eaten my

[Bottle]

KILLER SEIZURE ROBOT a

[Hoolwath]

which evolved into

[finalfantasyt]

a granite fragment

[Spit_101]

and was eaten

[Bottle]

by Napoleon Bonaparte.

[ShodoWielder]

Nopoleon Bonaparte then

[rmf104]

:eek: Ate his-leg-to survive :eek:

[Revenge]

.He walked Legless

[Bottle]

, using 3 words!

[Spit_101]

For some people

[Bottle]

, punctuation seems optional.

[savanna]

but for others

[Bottle]

it is mandatory,

[DeadFishGuy]

due to dissociating

[Bottle]

ions in aqueous

[savanna]

even though cheese

[zig]

is always mentioned.

[savanna]

then a big

[Spit_101]

beer bottle fell

[Bottle]

onto ignorant people

[Spit_101]

who don't appreciate

[Bottle]

Chemistry and the

[finalfantasyt]

amazing stories of

[Hoolwath]

people who visit

[finalfantasyt]

the country of

[Hoolwath]

tasty food and

[finalfantasyt]

genius flies. The

[Hoolwath]

other countries are

[finalfantasyt]

jealous of the

[ShodoWielder]

their good food.

[finalfantasyt]

The jealous countries

[dark cobra]

got shot 9

[savanna]

times in the

[finalfantasyt]

arm, and began

[kvon78]

to consume the

[finalfantasyt]

legions of flies.

[Popa Midnight]

to get very

[finalfantasyt]

weak, you must

[Bottle]

stop posting here.

[Ignition]

So me and

[Bottle]

my little dog

[zig]

went to the

[Bottle]

circus, where I

[zig]

met a clown

[Bottle]

who was evil.

[zig]

After that happened,

[Bottle]

the clown was

[Godmic18]

dangerously annoyed. Very

[Bottle]

well, let's go

[Godmic18]

wander over to

[Bottle]

Jeff and ask

[Ignition]

what is the

[Hoolwath]

name of his

[Spit_101]

pet ant eater.

[TheBlazedAce]

"Why do you

[finalfantasyt]

run so many

[Godmic18]

sentences together? It

[Bottle]

happens because of

[finalfantasyt]

all the odd

[Ignition]

people" so I

[finalfantasyt]

walked over to

[Zeratul]

the "Big Apple"

[zig]

and danced with

[Zeratul]

a big Zig

[Bottle]

and bumped the

[Hoolwath]

KILLER SEIZURE ROBOT

(am learnin pretty quickly rnt I ? - atleast i hope i am )

[Spit_101]

who kept saying "

[Blexican]

[QUOTE=Hoolwath]rntQUOTE]

rnt?!! lol! its arent or are not comon now



anyways.....

[three word story]burn in heaven[/three word story]

[Hoolwath]

u filthy little

[Spit_101]

cockroach!!" But after

[Hoolwath]

saying this stuff

[Spit_101]

his heartpacer started

[_Thunder_]

killing him at

[Hoolwath]

his own feet (sorry to edit)

[max2k106]

. I'm just sitting

[finalfantasyt]

in my house

[Clacker]

as quiet as

[ShodoWielder]

a mouse, eating

[allstarGL]

a large couch.

[ShodoWielder]

After, my tummy

[finalfantasyt]

exploded in a

[Hoolwath]

big bang which

[Ignition]

started the universe,

[Hoolwath]

so i got

[Zeratul]

a big ol'

[ko71991]

disgusting, smelly, air freshener.

[Zeratul]

*gasp* four words

[ko71991]

Haven't you heard, I'm special.

[Zeratul]

*gasps again* really

[Ignition]

but not that

[Zeratul]

special I hope

[ko71991]

but I am

[Zeratul]

very sexy. lol :D

[zig]

While walking down

[Zeratul]

the stripper stage.

[ko71991]

They jumped me

[Hoolwath]

yesterday on Banff

[Spit_101]

, and I was

[Hoolwath]

very sad because

[ko71991]

(Awww, someone doesn't think I'm special and neg repped me. :( )

Of random reason

[Hoolwath]

(who the hell can be that ?)

. And as I

[ko71991]

( I don't know they didn't sign like so.)
take a crap,

[finalfantasyt]

i felt the

[ko71991]

crap float to

[Hoolwath]

the hands of

[finalfantasyt]

my great aunt's

[Hoolwath]

brother who likes

[finalfantasyt]

his own toes.

[Hoolwath]

He likes em

[finalfantasyt]

because they are

[Hoolwath]

so so colourful

[finalfantasyt]

but very smelly.

[Hoolwath]

That is why

[finalfantasyt]

he jumped off

[Hoolwath]

a plane and

[finalfantasyt]

forgot to open

[Communist]

his parachute so

[Spit_101]

he had a

[zig]

massive lump on

[finalfantasyt]

his head, because

[Clacker]

he couldn't fly.

[finalfantasyt]

The cleaning crew

[Communist]

werent very good

[finalfantasyt]

so his guts

[Ignition]

seemed to blow

[Communist]

werent cleaned up.

[Ignition]

Commys banner was

[finalfantasyt]

disappeared in a

[Ignition]

big spaz of

[finalfantasyt]

corn flakes and

[Ignition]

seemed to disapate...

[Godmic18]

Damn, I was

[finalfantasyt]

tossed in the

[savanna]

policemans doombuggie when

[finalfantasyt]

the cheesecakes rained

[Bottle]

firey doooooooooom upon

[Godmic18]

the spammers of

[Bottle]

yesteryear. Fortunately, there

[.Vash.]

all about to

[Bottle]

spell their correctly.

[Spit_101]

They're, their, and

[Bottle]

there; these are

[finalfantasyt]

three very commonly

[Ali]

used words. Rubber