BETTER three word story (no flaming!)

[finalfantasyt]

is incredibly useful

[DeadFishGuy]

for creating frictional

[Popa Midnight]

force between two

[Clacker]

rubber coated elephants.

[Hoolwath]

That is very

[DeadFishGuy]

complex, requiring knowledge

[Popa Midnight]

of the resistance

[finalfantasyt]

between monkeys and

[DeadFishGuy]

100 microfarad capacitors.

[finalfantasyt]

Because of the

[DeadFishGuy]

faulty diode, the

[Popa Midnight]

monkey's couldn't handle

[finalfantasyt]

their own useless

[Popa Midnight]

banana peeling machine

[DeadFishGuy]

, due to short

[Popa Midnight]

supply of bananas

[DeadFishGuy]

and various other

[finalfantasyt]

stupid amphibians. The

[Blexican]

Monster of heaven



edit : 1300 post !!11!!11

[Clacker]

, also a monkey,

[DeadFishGuy]

prodeeded to beat

[Blexican]

That guy on

[DeadFishGuy]

Soul Calibur 2.

[Popa Midnight]

He succeded and

[zig]

then went on

[Blexican]

and on saying

[zig]

"I was so

[dark cobra]

cool when I

[Bottle]

ate some cheese!"

[zig]

Rain drops keep

[Bottle]

falling on your

[zig]

head,and thats

[Popa Midnight]

why your eyes

[Clacker]

are wet, not

[Bottle]

because I don't

[Ignition]

like to eat

[_Thunder_]

at a diner

[Ignition]

that has a

[Popa Midnight]

cooked human brain

[finalfantasyt]

for a dessert.

[DeadFishGuy]

There are times

[zig]

when (your) life

EDIT: (in brackets)

[DeadFishGuy]

uses three words.

[zig]

Learning from corrections

[DeadFishGuy]

is highly useful,

[Bottle]

because it means

[roamingstorm]

your not a

[DeadFishGuy]

oversized novelty pencil.

[zig]

If you had

[DeadFishGuy]

a life, you'd

[zig]

probably be screaming

[Bottle]

blue murder at

[_B0b_]

the small dog

[Bottle]

which ate your

[_B0b_]

lunch after you

[Zeratul]

bought it from

[_B0b_]

the ugly man

[Zeratul]

on the street

[Ignition]

who had only

[kvon78]

a pony and

[Ignition]

one eye that

[finalfantasyt]

was completely useless.

[_B0b_]

Nobody knew that

[Hoolwath]

it was completely

[Bottle]

and utterly destroyed

[Ignition]

there for we

[Bottle]

spelled therefore correctly.

[Ignition]

The next part

[Zeratul]

of this story

[Hoolwath]

will be about :

[Bottle]

KILLER SEIZURE ROBOTS! a

[Zeratul]

TOTAL RANDOM ROBOTS

[Ignition]

that can do

[Bottle]

KILLING and SEIZING

[Zeratul]

in one day

[zig]

are known as

[Zeratul]

big boasting bots

[Bottle]

but become bad

[Zeratul]

beating, bashing, breaking

[Ignition]

bots because they

[zig]

have a habit

[Zeratul]

of breaking stuff

[old_man_killer]

so kiss my

[zig]

cheek because it

[Zeratul]

dont gave a

[Bottle]

grammatical sense. Kissing

[Zeratul]

a big ol'

[Bottle]

chicken can give

[DeadFishGuy]

it kidney defects,

[finalfantasyt]

and can give

[DeadFishGuy]

you a severe

[Cross Punisher]

abnormally large case

[Bottle]

of the bends.

[finalfantasyt]

This can be

[Bottle]

really rather annoying,

[_Thunder_]

if bottle keeps

[Bottle]

on posting here

[Clacker]

, but consider the

[_Thunder_]

fact that he

[Bottle]

is postwhoring and

[Clacker]

and yet he

[finalfantasyt]

continues to post.

[Bottle]

Well, sue me.

[savanna]

Savannas banner totally

[Bottle]

sucks. But this

[_Thunder_]

bottle posting thing

[savanna]

shows that cows

[Bottle]

really are starting

[finalfantasyt]

to become more

[Bottle]

illiterate than ever,

[finalfantasyt]

thanks to the

[Hellblazer]

stupid talking gerbils

[finalfantasyt]

who have taken

[Cross Punisher]

over Bottle's computer ;)

[Zeratul]

crazy manic golems

[finalfantasyt]

with five arms

[HotChicks]

killed someone named

[kvon78]

mark miller who

[HotChicks]

shoots HotChicks and

[kvon78]

should be beaten

[Spit_101]

HotChicks harder because

[Cross Punisher]

she's about to

[blue]

kick your head

[choplocker-17]

of ur neck.

[kvon78]

We need a

[_Thunder_]

bottle to be

[_B0b_]

here. I'm quite

[Relentless.]

good at tao.

[Bottle]

But not as

[Bottle]

good as Bottle.

:cool: :cool:

[old_man_killer]

good as Bottle.

:cool: :cool:

At double posting!

[Bottle]

Nothing wrong with

[old_man_killer]

anyone else double

[Bottle]

posting is there,

[zig]

therefore in conclusion,

[Relentless.]

I am a

[Bottle]

KILLER SEIZURE ROBOT. a

[DeadFishGuy]

I kill all

[old_man_killer]

Killer Seizure Robots!

[Relentless.]

Down with them!

[DeadFishGuy]

I'm a lumberjack

[Relentless.]

, nice to know,

[DeadFishGuy]

and I'm OK.

[Relentless.]

I need rep. :p ;)

(pos though)

[Bottle]

I sleep all

[DeadFishGuy]

night and I

[Bottle]

work all day.

[Relentless.]

I sleep all

[TheBlazedAce]

through the holidays

[DeadFishGuy]

, defending myself against

[Relentless.]

Killer Seizure Robots !!!

[TheBlazedAce]

Man the torpedos,

[Bottle]

Klingons are attacking!

[old_man_killer]

Little fuzzy kittens

[Bottle]

get eaten by

[_Thunder_]

big naked kittens

[old_man_killer]

with large furry


(I know, I just set up Bottle again, sorry)

[Bottle]

eyebrows that stretch

[finalfantasyt]

all the way

[_Thunder_]

home. To have

[finalfantasyt]

an old useless

[_Thunder_]

bottle of cubes

[finalfantasyt]

, made of ice,

[_Thunder_]

that melted when

[Zeratul]

more people left :sob:

[HotChicks]

but came back

[iron-rain]

for beer and

[Zeratul]

closed threads :laughs:

[_Thunder_]

about what people

[finalfantasyt]

think when they

[Relentless.]

start to have

[Zeratul]

long thinking spells

[Ignition]

that only cause

[Zeratul]

people cant add *laughs*

[Ignition]

( for the record, that made no sence in any way... )
or do any

[Zeratul]

people named Necross

[Ignition]

that dont know

[Zeratul]

how to add

[Relentless.]

me to your

[Zeratul]

what the heck?

[T3km4n]

The End

[Zeratul]

new topic now

[Relentless.]

about what exactly?

[Zeratul]

would this topic

[Relentless.]

be closed soon?

[Zeratul]

no it won't

[Relentless.]

dear god, why? :D

[Zeratul]

forgive me other users for flaming. Ok I can see that your new here so here's the low-down this thread has been here forever as you can see since were on page 1046 and with between 20-30 posts per page you do the math it equals alot of posts. everybody enjoys this thread and we get many post cause of it. So I'm not going to fight with a good thing and you should'ent either.

[Relentless.]

Man, calm down, I was messing about, I like this thread also, so dont go on at me for a joke ya, now shut up and lets get on with the thread.

One Day I....

[Zeratul]

(nice joke then)
seen Rescorlian online

[Relentless.]

*contradiction* Saw rescorlian online.......
..........and though what

[Zeratul]

a nice guy

[Relentless.]

and then went

[Zeratul]

on Tactics Arena

[Relentless.]

and killed a

[Zeratul]

n00b gold account

[Relentless.]

and he begged

[Zeratul]

spare me please.

[Relentless.]

Thats the end

[Zeratul]

of this story

[Clacker]

. Just then someone

[Relentless.]

popped yo lip

[iron-rain]

with a baseball

[Bottle]

, so you cried

[finalfantasyt]

and you screamed

[Alfrayer]

Mercy on me

[Utamaro]

I beg you

[iron-rain]

don't put that

[finalfantasyt]

flag on the

[Utamaro]

Hood of that

[iron-rain]

black and blue

[Hellblazer]

pig that has

[finalfantasyt]

hooves made of

[Spit_101]

curling irons! It

[old_man_killer]

is getting weird

[Popa Midnight]

looking spots on

[finalfantasyt]

the big clock

[Popa Midnight]

that pointed to

[finalfantasyt]

the castle of

[Blexican]

Dr.Mario and his

[finalfantasyt]

army of medicine.

[Popa Midnight]

Yoshi his noble

[finalfantasyt]

dinosaur on crack,

[Popa Midnight]

stuck his tongue

[finalfantasyt]

out at a

[zzzaacckk]

rino who was

[finalfantasyt]

immediately eaten by

[Popa Midnight]

Bowser who was

[finalfantasyt]

on a flying

[Relentless.]

pig that doesnt

[Logic]

enjoy Tolkien because

[Punishment Co.]

Logic empty inbox!

[Rescorlian]

I like pudding

[Punishment Co.]

because one day,

[Rescorlian]

the pink koala

[Relentless.]

licked me out

[Hellblazer]

on campus, then

[dirka dirka]

static sparked a

[Bottle]

sudden riot which

[Cross Punisher]

killed the koala.

[Bottle]

However, it soon

[Clacker]

was reincarnated as

[Relentless.]

a cheese sandwich

[Popa Midnight]

which had moldy

[_Thunder_]

cooked the bread

[Bottle]

making no sense,

[Zeratul]

relentless = 2step huh?

[Ignition]

.We all know

[Zeratul]

now that is.

[Ignition]

your problem with