BETTER three word story (no flaming!)

[*The Nothing*]

flavored like butt

[_Thunder_]

(ignores everything and starts new sentence) The main thing

[*The Nothing*]

is your nOObly

[Spit_101]

hands, they just

[finalfantasyt]

continue to shake

[Zeratul]

from typing proper

[Spit_101]

from typing proper(ly)

on the keyboard.

[finalfantasyt]

When the small

[actgfin1234]

snail went to

[finalfantasyt]

the plant kingdom,

[old_man_killer]

to find carrots

[Catra]

for a feast,

[Cross Punisher]

he spotted his

[Krome]

penis was getting

[Bottle]

out of (this) thread.

(Don't give the mods a reason to close the thread, fool.)

[Hellblazer]

So the three

[Cross Punisher]

bears came home

[Hellblazer]

to eat their

[Krome]

cheese toasties. Now

[Cross Punisher]

upon entry, they

[nomar]

got robbed by

[Cross Punisher]

Little Red Riding
:rolleyes:

[Krome]

hood. They exclaimed

(it was actually goldilocks.)

[Bottle]

"This isn't right!"

[zig]

even though it

[Bottle]

was blatently due

[Hellblazer]

that they would

[Bottle]

not make sense.

[Hellblazer]

Juliet threw an

[Krome]

idiot (like you) at you.

[Hellblazer]

Then mutant squirrels
(don't call me anidiot without any reason to back it up)

[Cross Punisher]

inserted a period.

[Zeratul]

started new topic.

[Hellblazer]

When Neo was

[Cross Punisher]

battling for humanity

[Hellblazer]

in the Matrix
(sorry, dude, my post was before yours)

[Zeratul]

the big bad

[Hellblazer]

squiddies attacked the

[Zeratul]

old granny's house

[Hellblazer]

that was located

[Zeratul]

in the woods,

[Hellblazer]

next to a

[Bottle]

KILLER SEIZURE ROBOT. a

[Hellblazer]

This robot walked

[Bottle]

around, eating cheese,

[zig]

and blew bubbles

[Bottle]

at passers by.

[zig]

Under the sea,

[finalfantasyt]

an evil seahorse

[zig]

went missing from

[Cross Punisher]

everyone's attention unfortunatly

[Revenge]

went to the

[zig]

person that was

[finalfantasyt]

in the jacket

[zig]

who was hiding

[Oisin]

in a shoe

[zig]

even though the

[Hellblazer]

shoe was really

[Spit_101]

a sharp-bladed cleet.

[Hellblazer]

So when the

[Oisin]

mouse stepped on

[Hellblazer]

swiis cheese, it

[Spit_101]

misspelled 'swiss'. Smilies

[Zeratul]

with big teeth

[_Thunder_]

that can bite

[Hellblazer]

are hazardous to

[nomar]

St. Patrick's Day. Today,

[psychofireman]

so get wasted

[zig]

and go to

[Rescorlian]

Resc's castle for

[old_man_killer]

tea and cookies.

[zig]

This sounds as

[Bottle]

likely as a

[Krome]

cheese sandwich having

[Hellblazer]

cholera on Tuesday.

[Bottle]

Which is pretty

[Ignition]

pritty bad only

[Hellblazer]

only when you're

[finalfantasyt]

a smelly ape.

[Cross Punisher]

The new smilies

[finalfantasyt]

look like really

[Clacker]

fun people to

[Bottle]

horribly massacre. So

[Hellblazer]

get guns and

[Hoolwath]

fight like men.

[Ignition]

But the only

[GerudoCentury]

way to dominate

[Clacker]

is by wearing

[zig]

a pink dress

[Spit_101]

and an egg.

[Hellblazer]

This may look

[zig]

as if you

[Hellblazer]

are a girl,

[zig]

but believe us,

[Hellblazer]

it is required.

[Krome]

Hellblazer do us

[PhyreFox]

to the next

[Bottle]

bout of sense-making.

[Hellblazer]

(that last sentence made not alot of sense)
George Bush is

[PhyreFox]

Not fit for,

[zig]

dancing therefore he

[PhyreFox]

has to go

[Hellblazer]

to get lessons.

[zig]

If you ever

[Oisin]

touch my cow,

[Cross Punisher]

don't touch it

[Link9]

because you will

[camolots_guardi]

eat it then

[nomar]

get horrible cramps.

[camolots_guardi]

that give gas..

[Bottle]

with new sentences.

[Jeffery]

Killer Siezure Banners

[Bottle]

aren't spelled correctly,

[Hellblazer]

so we should

[Jeffery]

all die now.

[Hellblazer]

That may be

[zig]

horrible,but believe

[Hellblazer]

your heart and

[DeadFishGuy]

scientific evidence. Before

[Hellblazer]

there was science,

[zig]

many people thought

[Hellblazer]

that nanobots were

[DeadFishGuy]

a stupid idea.

[zig]

Something that most

[DeadFishGuy]

people considered a

[zig]

threat to society

[DeadFishGuy]

is nuclear parrots.

[Hellblazer]

When nuclear parrots

[zig]

start to do

[Hoolwath]

funny things like

[zig]

flapping their wings

[Hellblazer]

they can seem

[DeadFishGuy]

to destroy entire

[zig]

areas of land

[Hellblazer]

inhabited by humans.

[zig]

Revenge came when

[DeadFishGuy]

, suddenly, the parrots

[zig]

spotted the humans

[DeadFishGuy]

with a really

[zig]

really,really large

[Hellblazer]

telescope that they

[zig]

used to spy

[Hellblazer]

on the useless

[zig]

but dangerous parrots.

[DeadFishGuy]

They focused sunlight

[Hellblazer]

through a magnifying

[camolots_guardi]

monkey who had

[Hellblazer]

odd-shaped eyes. The

[camolots_guardi]

Giant possum jumped

[DeadFishGuy]

and said "BOING!!!!"

[Hellblazer]

right after he

[Ali]

blew his nose

[DeadFishGuy]

on an inconspicuous

[Hellblazer]

parrot. That parrot

[DeadFishGuy]

mutated his nose,

[Hellblazer]

which caused him

[zig]

him to start

[camolots_guardi]

to eat pie

[zig]

which is actually

[Hoolwath]

the reason why

[DeadFishGuy]

nothing ever makes

[zig]

sense anymore now.

[Hellblazer]

Welcome to the

[zig]

thread where people

[camolots_guardi]

do things like

[Hoolwath]

raise the number-of-their-posts

[ko71991]

, dance like monkies,

[Hoolwath]

eat cheese with

[camolots_guardi]

a fork and

[ko71991]

push other end

[Hoolwath]

to have fun.

[camolots_guardi]

with your mom..oooooooo

[ko71991]

( I think that's 4 words :rolleyes: )
You mean dad?

[Hellblazer]

, so don't do-that-it's-really-bad-you'll-get-flamed.(<---new really long word :D )

[camolots_guardi]

yes i did-ko

[_Thunder_]

. Then we did

[Zeratul]

weird avatar changes ^^^^

[Spit_101]

we threw the

[Hellblazer]

pies at clowns.

[camolots_guardi]

that had hepititus

[Hellblazer]

(I ended the sentence)
When the clowns

[zig]

started staring back,

[camolots_guardi]

to the circus

[Hellblazer]

they noticed that

[zig]

where they had

[camolots_guardi]

popcorn they had

[Hellblazer]

taken a crap,

[camolots_guardi]

on the top

[Hellblazer]

(Your posts are grmatically incorrect, cam. A comma signifies a pause, so put something after it that would make sense after a comma. And also, when there's a period you have to start a new sentence, not continue the other one.)

[camolots_guardi]

:*dntknw: wha...

[zig]

(New sentence)
When someone is

[Hellblazer]

standing next to

[Jeffery]

piles of crap

[iron-rain]

they usually have

[Zeratul]

a fool smell.

[Terps rock]

This is seen :bad:

[_Thunder_]

by an all-seeing

[Hellblazer]

god of all

[DeadFishGuy]

that is green.

[finalfantasyt]

An anemic bird

[DeadFishGuy]

, named Barry, constructed

[finalfantasyt]

a giant computer,

[camolots_guardi]

to look at :p


500 posts sweet :) (not part of story)

[Hellblazer]

Tactics Arena forums.

I know what you were thinking, cam. :)

[camolots_guardi]

Then he would

i know :)

[Lordofzrings]

go to the

[Hellblazer]

schhol to do

[camolots_guardi]

homework, but then

[finalfantasyt]

his automobile broke.

[Zeratul]

so he stayed,

[Cross Punisher]

at his computer.

[zig]

People always start

[finalfantasyt]

bar fights when

[Bottle]

n00bs post in

[Liquid Swordsman]

three word story

[camolots_guardi]

and then they

[Zeratul]

went down town.

[camolots_guardi]

They then went

[iron-rain]

across the hall,

[Bottle]

causing intense suffering

[camolots_guardi]

as they ate

[Bottle]

their own intestines.

[camolots_guardi]

and it tasted

[Hellblazer]

(don't you mean They tasted like? It's a new sentence :mad: )
fried pork with

[Noda]

tounge and curry

[Hellblazer]

dipped in barbecue

[Noda]

sauce, that smelled

[Hellblazer]

not very good.
(note the end of the sentence, cam)

[camolots_guardi]

Then he danced

[Noda]

yet i knew

[camolots_guardi]

how to throw

[Noda]

the ball of

[camolots_guardi]

hair at the

[Noda]

post mortar hairagon.

[finalfantasyt]

When the sky

[camolots_guardi]

rains BLOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!! and

[finalfantasyt]

acid, it is

[camolots_guardi]

going to hurt.

[dirka dirka]

Then he said

[camolots_guardi]

I want juice!

[dirka dirka]

However he declared

[camolots_guardi]

that he wanted

[Zeratul]

special ill-regular juice.

[finalfantasyt]

This special juice

[ko71991]

is from Crapageddon

[finalfantasyt]

and tastes like

[ko71991]

craptacular, crappy, crap

[Zeratul]

on another note.

[ko71991]

Its plain crap

[Zeratul]

and another note :happy:

*I thought you left, or did Liz make you stay?*