BETTER three word story (no flaming!)

[ko71991]

ITS SERIOUSLY CRAP!

*You try saying no to that face, tell me how that goes.*

[finalfantasyt]

The word crap

[ko71991]

really means Armageddon.

[finalfantasyt]

Ko is completely

[ko71991]

getting attacked in-crapageddon!

[finalfantasyt]

Crapageddon is filled

[Shorti987]

with crap and

[finalfantasyt]

spammers, cheaters, n00bs,

[_Thunder_]

that keep posting

[Cross Punisher]

the same stuff.

[finalfantasyt]

Every day, at

[Hoolwath]

2 am, Bottle

[Zeratul]

gets a bottle

[wolf rayne {D}]

of orange juice!

[Zeratul]

drinks the orange

[Ignition]

Hypnotic Design is

[Zeratul]

off the topic.

[zig]

Topics should always

[Zeratul]

be one topic.

[zig]

If a post

[finalfantasyt]

stays on topic,

[Hellblazer]

it is better.

[Bottle]

Anyway, Bottle gets

[camolots_guardi]

a piece of

[Bottle]

cheese for that

[zig]

piece of poem

[camolots_guardi]

that he licked... ;)

[zig]

When poems are

[finalfantasyt]

really long, they

[Bottle]

spontaneously combust and

[finalfantasyt]

set fire to

[wolf rayne {D}]

people standing nearby!

[finalfantasyt]

When the people

[choplocker-17]

I love my-god.

[camolots_guardi]

Eat the brains (from finals)

[finalfantasyt]

of the zebras

[old_man_killer]

& pink fuzzy bunnies,

[camolots_guardi]

Then he sat

[old_man_killer]

and he shat,

[camolots_guardi]

ontop of the

[old_man_killer]

Killer Seizure Robots!

[camolots_guardi]

I almost died...

[old_man_killer]

when the elephant

[camolots_guardi]

Ate my huge

[Cross Punisher]

head. Why are

[Bottle]

people posting 4

[Hoolwath]

posts every day

[Cross Punisher]

when they should

[Hoolwath]

rather learn more :D

[Zeratul]

about the forums

[ChingyDTP]

Then sit on

[Zeratul]

there duffs.

[ChingyDTP]

Cheese is the

[Zeratul]

food of life :happy:

[_Thunder_]

that would help

[finalfantasyt]

all of the

[zig]

humans and animals

[dirka dirka]

alike are all

[zig]

not making sense. :dry:

[dirka dirka]

I don't care,

[zig]

because i eat

[dirka dirka]

very large yellow

[zig]

lemons that taste

[dirka dirka]

like the back

[zig]

of a very

[finalfantasyt]

big giraffe. This

[zig]

elephant i see

[Clacker]

, but cannot taste

[finalfantasyt]

can be very

[Clacker]

tough, unless slowly

[Bottle]

roasted over a

[zig]

hot,newly made

[Bottle]

pile of poop.

[dirka dirka]

Bottle wears womens

[Clacker]

clothing, but only

[iron-rain]

acts like a

[Clacker]

legend in his

[Hellblazer]

own house. This

[finalfantasyt]

women's clothing that

[Bottle]

Bottle allegedly wears

[Trilogy X]

is pretty pink

[Bottle]

, and non-existant. Instead

[Punishment Co.]

of making sense,

[old_man_killer]

he eats yogurt.

[Clacker]

Dirka dirka, however,

[_Thunder_]

has a big-mouth

[old_man_killer]

and hates yogurt. :bad:

[dirka dirka]

Screw you all.

[old_man_killer]

exclaimed Dirka Dirka.

[Punishment Co.]

"Why Me!?" Dirka

[old_man_killer]

Dirka was most

[The Cheat]

Dirka was most

Humping a toad

[iron-rain]

while talking on

[finalfantasyt]

the phone, with

[Cross Punisher]

his best friend.

[iron-rain]

Theres nothing wrong

[The Cheat]

punching a goat

[Clacker]

(There's nothing wrong)

with Dirka Dirka.

[Zeratul]

or clackers avatar. :happy:

[Punishment Co.]

There's *somethinG* wrong

[Cross Punisher]

with all the

[finalfantasyt]

cyberers on TAO,

[Hellblazer]

you could make

[finalfantasyt]

a giant baseball

[Zeratul]

out of rubber-bands

[Hoolwath]

. That would be

[Zeratul]

fun as heck

[Hoolwath]

because it is

[Cross Punisher]

easy to do,

[Hoolwath]

well, not that

[Zeratul]

funny, cause people

[choplocker-17]

like to play

[dirka dirka]

with his large

[choplocker-17]

rubber kick ball.

[Hoolwath]

And that is

[Clacker]

why we say

[zig]

to most people

[Zeratul]

dont' make stupid

[zig]

comments about people

[Zeratul]

's kick ball's

[zig]

as it is

[Cross Punisher]

rude to do

[zig]

so.One day

[Cross Punisher]

while walking in

[Clacker]

a pink dress,

[camolots_guardi]

then he ate

[Clacker]

grammatically incorrect sandwiches?

[The Cheat]

He danced a

[Hoolwath]

lot and then

[camolots_guardi]

irish jig to

[Hoolwath]

know that i-posted-first.

[Hellblazer]

get some popcorn.

P.S. Nice new banner, cam! :D

[The Cheat]

and a monkey

[Hoolwath]

should start to

[iron-rain]

foam out of

[choplocker-17]

his bathtub. My

[kvon78]

hands are in

[Cross Punisher]

the blender tenderizing.

[choplocker-17]

Ahhh my finger,

[kvon78]

smells like oranges.

[Cross Punisher]

I regained consciousness

[Zeratul]

from the smell

[Punishment Co.]

of blood and

edit - whoops

[Zeratul]

oranges.

[Cross Punisher]

Feeling unusually hungry

[Zeratul]

for procesed chesse

[wolf rayne {D}]

And french fries!

[Ignition]

that are full

[wolf rayne {D}]

Of nasty stuff.

[Zeratul]

poutine is the,

[wolf rayne {D}]

Ultimate evil

*ok, im done poating here for a while i think*

[Ignition]

food of the

[Zeratul]

Canadians.

[wolf rayne {D}]

This Topic is

[Ignition]

for the french

[wolf rayne {D}]

People.

[Zeratul]

who like cheese

[wolf rayne {D}]

more than americans.

[Zeratul]

Havarti, Godda, Brei.

[wolf rayne {D}]

tibet, and more!

[Zeratul]

Monterey Jack, Cheddar, Colby

[wolf rayne {D}]

we get it.

[zig]

Whenever someone goes

[wolf rayne {D}]

to eat cheese

[Cross Punisher]

their senses awake.

[zig]

Moving away from

[_Thunder_]

me which causes

[zig]

me to cry,

[ko71991]

and jump like

[zig]

a brown kangeroo

[Ignition]

thats all hopped

[Krome]

and smoked a

[zig]

sharp red pencil

[Krome]

,I thinking joint.

[Zeratul]

got lead poisoning,

[finalfantasyt]

and dropped dead.

[Hellblazer]

It's too bad

[finalfantasyt]

that he died,

[Hellblazer]

but we all

[finalfantasyt]

didn't care, because

[iron-rain]

the idiot was

[kvon78]

made of cupcakes.

[iron-rain]

What happend to

[KBHoleN1]

the rain? I

[choplocker-17]

had to go

[kvon78]

to my office

[Cross Punisher]

to escape it

[Ignition]

.Nexus-Designs (http://www.setbb.com/phpbb/index.php?mforum=nexus) is ...

[Hellblazer]

cool, but not

[Ali]

smart because he

[Hellblazer]

doesn't have the

[finalfantasyt]

amazing skill at

[Hellblazer]

hypnotic designs. When

[ko71991]

ko came in!

[finalfantasyt]

Ko's banner making

[Hellblazer]

That was random.

EDIT: fft beat me to it :dry:

[Zeratul]

Ko's banner making
is very good.

[Hellblazer]

We should give

[Zeratul]

(what?)

[Hellblazer]

him an award.

[Zeratul]

what kinda of

[finalfantasyt]

award should ko

[Hellblazer]

recieve? Maybe a

[Clacker]

giant red inflatable

[Hellblazer]

picture of a

[Ignition]

big red ball

[Hellblazer]

with two noses.

[Ignition]

My Nexus-Designs (http://www.setbb.com/phpbb/index.php?mforum=nexus) is

[finalfantasyt]

another site where

[Cross Punisher]

banners are made

[zig]

for people who

[Hellblazer]

for no reason.

EDIT: Zig beat me to it :dry:

[Ignition]

But the reason

[Hellblazer]

is totally obvious!

[Ignition]

so you should

[zig]

always remember to

[Hellblazer]

thank Necross for

[zig]

all his help.

[Hellblazer]

Of course, some

[zig]

people still think

[Hellblazer]

it's dumb. Jeffery

[zig]

is very helpful

[Hellblazer]

in pointing out

[zig]

solutions for people

[Hellblazer]

to not use

[kvon78]

when on fire.

[zig]

When people see

[Hellblazer]

posts like that,

[zig]

they are likely

[Hellblazer]

to say RANDOM!

[finalfantasyt]

things, and will

[zig]

soon start to

[Hellblazer]

(Um, guys: did you even bother to notice the ending punctuation after RANDOM?)
After they say

[zig]

that punctuation matters,

[Cross Punisher]

the structure collapsed

[Hellblazer]

into a hundred

EDIT: 1st post on page 1100. *e-thug party*!

[zig]

million pieces of

[Hellblazer]

cheese doodles. When

[zig]

everyone heard about

[Terps rock]

the story of

[Hellblazer]

Johnny, the little

[zig]

boy who had

[Clacker]

no nervous sytem,

[Catra]

they decided to

[Edit: Sorry, that's what I get for not scrolling up]

[zig]

(Doesn't matter,Catra.:) It still makes sense)

go and spread

[Catra]

the news. Unfortunately,

[I edited my mistake before you saw it I think. I read "Johnny..." as the beginning of the sentence.]

[zig]

many people didn't

(Yeah,I just realised :wacko: )

[choplocker-17]

know that jesus

[choplocker-17]

died on the-cross-today.

[zig]

I did,including