BETTER three word story (no flaming!)

[Hellblazer]

But on Christmas

[choplocker-17]

Jesus was born.

[D@rk knight]

but then the

[Ignition]

guy got board.

[zig]

Three wise men

[Ignition]

named bob, jim

[zig]

and jim-bob,

[Ignition]

who's middle name

[Relentless.]

, mine, duh, haha.

[zig]

Anyways,moving away

[old_man_killer]

from reality to

[Zeratul]

a chessy topic.

[old_man_killer]

Pink fuzzy kittens

[Zeratul]

there so fuzzy

[zig]

,that even dogs

[Hellblazer]

want to hug

[zig]

them and kiss

[Hellblazer]

them until they

[wolf rayne {D}]

explode into peices

[zig]

of fur coats.

[finalfantasyt]

of shiny goop.

[Hellblazer]

Once they are

[zig]

sent to the

[Hellblazer]

coat shop, they

[zig]

are bought by

[Hellblazer]

thousand-pound sumo wrestlers

[zig]

who wear it

[Hellblazer]

as a diaper,

[zig]

as it is

[Hellblazer]

furry and comfortable.

[zig]

Sumo wrestlers are

[Hellblazer]

kinda freaky because

[zig]

although their job

[Hellblazer]

is to attack

[zig]

their opponent by

[Hellblazer]

flattening them. This

[zig]

is very painful

[Hellblazer]

and may cause

[kvon78]

lung cancer. Eventualy

[Hellblazer]

the lung cancer

[finalfantasyt]

will spread to

[Hellblazer]

your brain, causing

[finalfantasyt]

you to become

[Hellblazer]

a crazy freakazoid.

[finalfantasyt]

If you do

[Hellblazer]

feel like a

[kvon78]

raven fan, please

[zig]

get someone to

[Hellblazer]

examine you, because

[zig]

you have caught

[Hellblazer]

ravenfanidis. This disease

[zig]

is very dangerous

[Hellblazer]

because it can

[zig]

make people act

[cs_zero]

like a total

[zig]

idiot because that's

[D@rk knight]

what the disease

[Clacker]

does. However, if

[Zeratul]

you don't watch.

[The Cheat]

porno at home

[_Thunder_]

with the cheats

[The Cheat]

magical flying beaver

[_Thunder_]

which flyes right-into

[The Cheat]

a green blimp

[finalfantasyt]

that suddenly crashes

[wolf rayne {D}]

into your mom.
(i couldnt resist)

[Hellblazer]

Your mom is

[zig]

a female,which

[Hellblazer]

means she's not

[finalfantasyt]

a male. When

[zig]

a boy went

[finalfantasyt]

to join the

[zig]

circus and then

[finalfantasyt]

he fell off

[zig]

a wooden chair,

[wolf rayne {D}]

the bicycle.

[finalfantasyt]

and broke his

[zig]

leg,which was

[wolf rayne {D}]

really painful and

[zig]

left a mark

[ko71991]

, went to Crappageddon,

[Zeratul]

played some noobs.

[ko71991]

Then played ko

[Cuathon]

and kicked his

[ko71991]

own ass inevitably(sp?)

[Zeratul]

attacking his own

[ko71991]

units and spamming

[Zeratul]

the other player

[kvon78]

until he finally

[Zeratul]

surrendered like the

[Lordofzrings]

Crying babies of

[Cross Punisher]

the world over.

[Hellblazer]

Their cries are

[Cross Punisher]

torture on the ears

[.Vash.]

(thats 4 words cross)

of a monkey

[DeadFishGuy]

with considerably discoloured

[kvon78]

feet-like appendages

[zig]

which are things

[Bottle]

that KILLER SEIZURE

[zig]

would like to

[Bottle]

make sense of.

[zig]

Do any of

[The Cheat]

you know my

[zig]

pet parrot,because

[The Cheat]

it died of

[Bottle]

exposure to stupidity.

[zig]

I then bought

[The Cheat]

a black cow

[Ignition]

and it was

[kvon78]

made of glass

[Cross Punisher]

but sadly it

(thats 4 words cross)
Yep my bad :(

[max2k106]

exploded and you

[D@rk knight]

died because the

[ko71991]

fur you choked

[kvon78]

on was made

[ko71991]

out of gold.

[Hellblazer]

Unfortunately, this caused

[Zeratul]

following vets around.

[ko71991]

till they hear

[Cross Punisher]

you scream, "Help."

[zig]

The wind always

[Hellblazer]

Then they take

EDIT: didn't see zig's post :D

[zig]

(Continue with yours anyway :) )
the cat to

[Hellblazer]

the vet in

[zig]

a multi-coloured

[Ignition]

ball that was

[Zeratul]

two green colors ... (you know what I mean)

[Ignition]

which could be

[Zeratul]

the two bars!

[DeadFishGuy]

Look! There's a

[Cross Punisher]

trap. I jumped

[Lordofzrings]

over the big

[Cuathon]

giant dead tortoise.

[zig]

Then it started

[Bottle]

KILLING and SEIZING

[zig]

innocent people because

[kvon78]

it made me

[Godmic18]

dumbfounded with terror.

[Hellblazer]

This terror is

[kvon78]

feeding the robots

[The Cheat]

Apple Berry Jam

[Ignition]

.This (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/demented.php) is a

[kvon78]

crime against humanity.

[The Cheat]

I totally agree

[kvon78]

yes i do

[The Cheat]

That Kyir is

[kvon78]

not the cheat

[ko71991]

but a n00bier

[zig]

guy that is

[Zeratul]

needing of new

[zig]

bat to hit

[Zeratul]

all the newbs.

[zig]

This job is

[Zeratul]

very hard too,

[zig]

as there are

[Zeratul]

many noobs wanting

[Ignition]

to be shot


(1111 page for this thread)

[Zeratul]

maybe now things

[Ignition]

can belong only

[Zeratul]

to the vets.

[LondonJack]

Suddenly Bob Dole

[Zeratul]

got a stick

[LondonJack]

coverd in vasoline

[Zeratul]

with a rock

[Bottle]

that-makes-only-vets-post-in-this-thread on it.

(Nice try at injecting some fun, LJ, but the n00bs that post here now don't have any imagination at all)

[TheBlazedAce]

He dropped it

[Ignition]

& it broke.

[Cephas]

Killer Seizure Robots

[kvon78]

should be shot

[Tag Captain]

and repeatedly bumped.

[zig]

Does anyone like

[Tag Captain]

cheese on toast?

(Damn, this thread's addictive)

[Ignition]

Most people like

(tag=bottle??) :confused: :huh:

[Tag Captain]

randomly flaming n00bs

[Ignition]

as they tend

*FINALY clues in*
This account will be terminated at the end of the Grey Tag Tourney. I'll miss you guys.
:( :sob:

[zig]

to get very

[zzzaacckk]

annoying when they

[The Cheat]

fling flamming poo.

[Ignition]

Flaming poo is

[Alfrayer]

like eating mouldy

[Ignition]

green bread with

[Hoolwath]

green milk and

[kvon78]

more green poo.

[Hoolwath]

That all ended

[Cuathon]

with green ice-cream.

[The Cheat]

Then there was

[Relentless]

the cheats noobiness.

[The Cheat]

and a pair

[kvon78]

(of) slippers made from

[The Cheat]

Blue colored cheese

[zig]

which is very

[The Cheat]

pimp and gross

[Ignition]

. So we endup

[Cross Punisher]

with 7 of

[Ignition]

those crazy things

[Zeratul]

nothing to do,

[Cross Punisher]

but await death

[Hoolwath]

which is not

[ko71991]

coming, death hates

[zig]

us and we

[ko71991]

love him/her

[Hellblazer]

, which makes absolutely

[DARKSMILE]

no sence because,

[zig]

firstly,the words

[Hellblazer]

don't mean anything,

[hqq1]

damn right, they

[Hellblazer]

are just dumb.
(welcome to the forums hqq1)

[hqq1]

Speaking of dumb...

(thanks for the warm welcome :) )

[Hellblazer]

I got an-F-on-my-last-test!

[hqq1]

(That's 3 words?!? heh heh :bigsmile: )

Who cares, anyway....

[Hellblazer]

(That's 3 words?!? heh heh :bigsmile: )
Indeed it is. I combined words into a giant super-word!

[hqq1]

But, but...I just asked mommy and she said that's not a word

[Hellblazer]

Yeah, but in Hellblazertopia, it is!

NEW SENTENCE: Mary had a

[ko71991]

big, sticky wenis

[hqq1]

Which she used......

[DeadFishGuy]

to destroy several

[hqq1]

very naughty little

[Tag Captain]

lambs that had

[choplocker-17]

money inside their

[DARKSMILE]

bras and their

[hqq1]

you know what....

[Ignition]

( he found the Legal spam thread as that is pritty much all this is for )
I think that

[Cross Punisher]

a new sentence

[Catra]

is in order.

[zig]

When the Earth

[Hellblazer]

was about to

[zig]

explode,a big

[Hellblazer]

fairy-shaped god descended

[Zeratul]

looks like terra :rolleyes:

[Ignition]

skulking.... eh' ?
10

[Zeratul]

wrong thread dummy

[Cross Punisher]

fairy-shaped god descended
from the heavens

[zig]

and then quickly

[Cross Punisher]

descended back up

[Ignition]

to the top

[Hellblazer]

(Don't you mean acsended, cross?)

of heaven, where

[Ignition]

he then died.

[zig]

After that happened,

[Hellblazer]

god shot himself.

[zig]

If we move

[Hellblazer]

to hell, then

[zig]

we shall perish,

[Hellblazer]

because Satan hates

[iron-rain]

us. Keep this

[_Thunder_]

in mind when

[Cross Punisher]

your last moments
(maybe I did Hellblazer)

[Ignition]

turn into your

[choplocker-17]

worst nightmare. You

[Foundation]

take a wank

[zig]

,which is very