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Hellblazer
03-25-2005, 03:37 PM
But on Christmas
choplocker-17
03-25-2005, 03:46 PM
Jesus was born.
D@rk knight
03-25-2005, 03:50 PM
but then the
Ignition
03-25-2005, 03:51 PM
guy got board.
zig
03-25-2005, 03:53 PM
Three wise men
Ignition
03-25-2005, 03:56 PM
named bob, jim
zig
03-25-2005, 03:56 PM
and jim-bob,
Ignition
03-25-2005, 03:57 PM
who's middle name
Relentless.
03-25-2005, 04:06 PM
, mine, duh, haha.
zig
03-25-2005, 05:03 PM
Anyways,moving away
old_man_killer
03-25-2005, 07:51 PM
from reality to
Zeratul
03-25-2005, 08:08 PM
a chessy topic.
old_man_killer
03-25-2005, 08:24 PM
Pink fuzzy kittens
Zeratul
03-25-2005, 08:46 PM
there so fuzzy
zig
03-26-2005, 07:10 AM
,that even dogs
Hellblazer
03-26-2005, 09:09 AM
want to hug
zig
03-26-2005, 09:13 AM
them and kiss
Hellblazer
03-26-2005, 09:14 AM
them until they
wolf rayne {D}
03-26-2005, 09:19 AM
explode into peices
zig
03-26-2005, 09:24 AM
of fur coats.
finalfantasyt
03-26-2005, 09:24 AM
of shiny goop.
Hellblazer
03-26-2005, 10:00 AM
Once they are
zig
03-26-2005, 10:04 AM
sent to the
Hellblazer
03-26-2005, 10:04 AM
coat shop, they
zig
03-26-2005, 10:07 AM
are bought by
Hellblazer
03-26-2005, 10:16 AM
thousand-pound sumo wrestlers
zig
03-26-2005, 10:20 AM
who wear it
Hellblazer
03-26-2005, 10:22 AM
as a diaper,
zig
03-26-2005, 10:23 AM
as it is
Hellblazer
03-26-2005, 10:24 AM
furry and comfortable.
zig
03-26-2005, 10:25 AM
Sumo wrestlers are
Hellblazer
03-26-2005, 10:26 AM
kinda freaky because
zig
03-26-2005, 10:28 AM
although their job
Hellblazer
03-26-2005, 11:31 AM
is to attack
zig
03-26-2005, 11:38 AM
their opponent by
Hellblazer
03-26-2005, 11:39 AM
flattening them. This
zig
03-26-2005, 11:41 AM
is very painful
Hellblazer
03-26-2005, 01:33 PM
and may cause
kvon78
03-26-2005, 01:59 PM
lung cancer. Eventualy
Hellblazer
03-26-2005, 03:00 PM
the lung cancer
finalfantasyt
03-26-2005, 03:57 PM
will spread to
Hellblazer
03-26-2005, 03:58 PM
your brain, causing
finalfantasyt
03-26-2005, 03:59 PM
you to become
Hellblazer
03-26-2005, 04:00 PM
a crazy freakazoid.
finalfantasyt
03-26-2005, 04:02 PM
If you do
Hellblazer
03-26-2005, 04:11 PM
feel like a
kvon78
03-26-2005, 04:27 PM
raven fan, please
zig
03-26-2005, 04:39 PM
get someone to
Hellblazer
03-26-2005, 04:47 PM
examine you, because
zig
03-26-2005, 04:54 PM
you have caught
Hellblazer
03-26-2005, 05:00 PM
ravenfanidis. This disease
zig
03-26-2005, 05:06 PM
is very dangerous
Hellblazer
03-26-2005, 05:07 PM
because it can
zig
03-26-2005, 05:13 PM
make people act
cs_zero
03-26-2005, 05:31 PM
like a total
zig
03-26-2005, 05:36 PM
idiot because that's
D@rk knight
03-26-2005, 06:15 PM
what the disease
Clacker
03-26-2005, 07:03 PM
does. However, if
Zeratul
03-26-2005, 08:53 PM
you don't watch.
The Cheat
03-26-2005, 09:01 PM
porno at home
_Thunder_
03-26-2005, 09:02 PM
with the cheats
The Cheat
03-26-2005, 09:09 PM
magical flying beaver
_Thunder_
03-26-2005, 09:11 PM
which flyes right-into
The Cheat
03-26-2005, 09:12 PM
a green blimp
finalfantasyt
03-26-2005, 10:21 PM
that suddenly crashes
wolf rayne {D}
03-27-2005, 07:25 AM
into your mom.
(i couldnt resist)
Hellblazer
03-27-2005, 07:40 AM
Your mom is
zig
03-27-2005, 11:22 AM
a female,which
Hellblazer
03-27-2005, 11:34 AM
means she's not
finalfantasyt
03-27-2005, 11:34 AM
a male. When
zig
03-27-2005, 11:35 AM
a boy went
finalfantasyt
03-27-2005, 11:39 AM
to join the
zig
03-27-2005, 11:40 AM
circus and then
finalfantasyt
03-27-2005, 11:41 AM
he fell off
zig
03-27-2005, 11:43 AM
a wooden chair,
wolf rayne {D}
03-27-2005, 11:43 AM
the bicycle.
finalfantasyt
03-27-2005, 11:43 AM
and broke his
zig
03-27-2005, 11:45 AM
leg,which was
wolf rayne {D}
03-27-2005, 11:47 AM
really painful and
zig
03-27-2005, 11:47 AM
left a mark
ko71991
03-27-2005, 12:25 PM
, went to Crappageddon,
Zeratul
03-27-2005, 08:11 PM
played some noobs.
ko71991
03-27-2005, 08:13 PM
Then played ko
Cuathon
03-27-2005, 08:19 PM
and kicked his
ko71991
03-27-2005, 08:21 PM
own ass inevitably(sp?)
Zeratul
03-27-2005, 08:35 PM
attacking his own
ko71991
03-27-2005, 08:47 PM
units and spamming
Zeratul
03-27-2005, 08:51 PM
the other player
kvon78
03-27-2005, 09:01 PM
until he finally
Zeratul
03-27-2005, 09:07 PM
surrendered like the
Lordofzrings
03-27-2005, 09:08 PM
Crying babies of
Cross Punisher
03-27-2005, 10:57 PM
the world over.
Hellblazer
03-28-2005, 07:07 AM
Their cries are
Cross Punisher
03-28-2005, 01:31 PM
torture on the ears
.Vash.
03-28-2005, 01:42 PM
(thats 4 words cross)

of a monkey
DeadFishGuy
03-28-2005, 02:39 PM
with considerably discoloured
kvon78
03-28-2005, 02:50 PM
feet-like appendages
zig
03-28-2005, 02:58 PM
which are things
Bottle
03-28-2005, 03:00 PM
that KILLER SEIZURE
zig
03-28-2005, 03:08 PM
would like to
Bottle
03-28-2005, 03:10 PM
make sense of.
zig
03-28-2005, 03:14 PM
Do any of
The Cheat
03-28-2005, 03:34 PM
you know my
zig
03-28-2005, 03:37 PM
pet parrot,because
The Cheat
03-28-2005, 03:43 PM
it died of
Bottle
03-28-2005, 03:45 PM
exposure to stupidity.
zig
03-28-2005, 03:46 PM
I then bought
The Cheat
03-28-2005, 03:47 PM
a black cow
Ignition
03-28-2005, 04:13 PM
and it was
kvon78
03-28-2005, 04:31 PM
made of glass
Cross Punisher
03-28-2005, 06:30 PM
but sadly it

(thats 4 words cross)
Yep my bad :(
max2k106
03-28-2005, 07:02 PM
exploded and you
D@rk knight
03-28-2005, 07:10 PM
died because the
ko71991
03-28-2005, 07:12 PM
fur you choked
kvon78
03-28-2005, 07:12 PM
on was made
ko71991
03-28-2005, 07:14 PM
out of gold.
Hellblazer
03-28-2005, 08:20 PM
Unfortunately, this caused
Zeratul
03-28-2005, 08:22 PM
following vets around.
ko71991
03-28-2005, 08:56 PM
till they hear
Cross Punisher
03-29-2005, 12:05 AM
you scream, "Help."
zig
03-29-2005, 05:20 AM
The wind always
Hellblazer
03-29-2005, 05:28 AM
Then they take

EDIT: didn't see zig's post :D
zig
03-29-2005, 05:32 AM
(Continue with yours anyway :) )
the cat to
Hellblazer
03-29-2005, 05:35 AM
the vet in
zig
03-29-2005, 05:37 AM
a multi-coloured
Ignition
03-29-2005, 06:51 AM
ball that was
Zeratul
03-29-2005, 06:54 AM
two green colors ... (you know what I mean)
Ignition
03-29-2005, 06:54 AM
which could be
Zeratul
03-29-2005, 09:11 AM
the two bars!
DeadFishGuy
03-29-2005, 10:23 AM
Look! There's a
Cross Punisher
03-29-2005, 11:15 AM
trap. I jumped
Lordofzrings
03-29-2005, 11:18 AM
over the big
Cuathon
03-29-2005, 11:50 AM
giant dead tortoise.
zig
03-29-2005, 01:36 PM
Then it started
Bottle
03-29-2005, 01:39 PM
KILLING and SEIZING
zig
03-29-2005, 02:12 PM
innocent people because
kvon78
03-29-2005, 02:57 PM
it made me
Godmic18
03-29-2005, 02:58 PM
dumbfounded with terror.
Hellblazer
03-29-2005, 02:59 PM
This terror is
kvon78
03-29-2005, 03:02 PM
feeding the robots
The Cheat
03-29-2005, 03:26 PM
Apple Berry Jam
Ignition
03-29-2005, 04:43 PM
.This (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/demented.php) is a
kvon78
03-29-2005, 05:17 PM
crime against humanity.
The Cheat
03-29-2005, 06:33 PM
I totally agree
kvon78
03-29-2005, 06:38 PM
yes i do
The Cheat
03-29-2005, 06:43 PM
That Kyir is
kvon78
03-29-2005, 07:12 PM
not the cheat
ko71991
03-29-2005, 07:20 PM
but a n00bier
zig
03-30-2005, 11:00 AM
guy that is
Zeratul
03-30-2005, 11:03 AM
needing of new
zig
03-30-2005, 11:10 AM
bat to hit
Zeratul
03-30-2005, 11:13 AM
all the newbs.
zig
03-30-2005, 11:16 AM
This job is
Zeratul
03-30-2005, 11:16 AM
very hard too,
zig
03-30-2005, 11:18 AM
as there are
Zeratul
03-30-2005, 11:20 AM
many noobs wanting
Ignition
03-30-2005, 11:28 AM
to be shot


(1111 page for this thread)
Zeratul
03-30-2005, 11:29 AM
maybe now things
Ignition
03-30-2005, 11:43 AM
can belong only
Zeratul
03-30-2005, 11:45 AM
to the vets.
LondonJack
03-30-2005, 11:57 AM
Suddenly Bob Dole
Zeratul
03-30-2005, 11:58 AM
got a stick
LondonJack
03-30-2005, 11:59 AM
coverd in vasoline
Zeratul
03-30-2005, 12:03 PM
with a rock
Bottle
03-30-2005, 12:27 PM
that-makes-only-vets-post-in-this-thread on it.

(Nice try at injecting some fun, LJ, but the n00bs that post here now don't have any imagination at all)
TheBlazedAce
03-30-2005, 01:58 PM
He dropped it
Ignition
03-30-2005, 02:17 PM
& it broke.
Cephas
03-30-2005, 03:48 PM
Killer Seizure Robots
kvon78
03-30-2005, 03:54 PM
should be shot
Tag Captain
03-31-2005, 02:58 PM
and repeatedly bumped.
zig
03-31-2005, 03:09 PM
Does anyone like
Tag Captain
03-31-2005, 03:11 PM
cheese on toast?

(Damn, this thread's addictive)
Ignition
03-31-2005, 03:11 PM
Most people like

(tag=bottle??) :confused: :huh:
Tag Captain
03-31-2005, 03:14 PM
randomly flaming n00bs
Ignition
03-31-2005, 03:15 PM
as they tend

*FINALY clues in*
This account will be terminated at the end of the Grey Tag Tourney. I'll miss you guys.
:( :sob:
zig
03-31-2005, 03:15 PM
to get very
zzzaacckk
03-31-2005, 09:00 PM
annoying when they
The Cheat
03-31-2005, 09:31 PM
fling flamming poo.
Ignition
04-01-2005, 06:57 AM
Flaming poo is
Alfrayer
04-01-2005, 06:58 AM
like eating mouldy
Ignition
04-01-2005, 07:01 AM
green bread with
Hoolwath
04-01-2005, 12:12 PM
green milk and
kvon78
04-01-2005, 12:13 PM
more green poo.
Hoolwath
04-01-2005, 12:23 PM
That all ended
Cuathon
04-01-2005, 01:09 PM
with green ice-cream.
The Cheat
04-01-2005, 01:11 PM
Then there was
Relentless
04-01-2005, 01:13 PM
the cheats noobiness.
The Cheat
04-01-2005, 01:23 PM
and a pair
kvon78
04-01-2005, 01:41 PM
(of) slippers made from
The Cheat
04-01-2005, 01:53 PM
Blue colored cheese
zig
04-01-2005, 01:54 PM
which is very
The Cheat
04-01-2005, 01:56 PM
pimp and gross
Ignition
04-01-2005, 02:45 PM
. So we endup
Cross Punisher
04-02-2005, 04:13 PM
with 7 of
Ignition
04-02-2005, 04:59 PM
those crazy things
Zeratul
04-02-2005, 08:06 PM
nothing to do,
Cross Punisher
04-02-2005, 11:22 PM
but await death
Hoolwath
04-03-2005, 04:01 AM
which is not
ko71991
04-03-2005, 10:17 AM
coming, death hates
zig
04-03-2005, 11:39 AM
us and we
ko71991
04-03-2005, 12:10 PM
love him/her
Hellblazer
04-03-2005, 01:09 PM
, which makes absolutely
DARKSMILE
04-03-2005, 01:10 PM
no sence because,
zig
04-03-2005, 01:13 PM
firstly,the words
Hellblazer
04-03-2005, 01:14 PM
don't mean anything,
hqq1
04-03-2005, 01:30 PM
damn right, they
Hellblazer
04-03-2005, 01:32 PM
are just dumb.
(welcome to the forums hqq1)
hqq1
04-03-2005, 01:34 PM
Speaking of dumb...

(thanks for the warm welcome :) )
Hellblazer
04-03-2005, 01:36 PM
I got an-F-on-my-last-test!
hqq1
04-03-2005, 01:38 PM
(That's 3 words?!? heh heh :bigsmile: )

Who cares, anyway....
Hellblazer
04-03-2005, 01:42 PM
(That's 3 words?!? heh heh :bigsmile: )
Indeed it is. I combined words into a giant super-word!
hqq1
04-03-2005, 01:45 PM
But, but...I just asked mommy and she said that's not a word
Hellblazer
04-03-2005, 01:49 PM
Yeah, but in Hellblazertopia, it is!

NEW SENTENCE: Mary had a
ko71991
04-03-2005, 02:00 PM
big, sticky wenis
hqq1
04-03-2005, 02:18 PM
Which she used......
DeadFishGuy
04-03-2005, 02:18 PM
to destroy several
hqq1
04-03-2005, 02:42 PM
very naughty little
Tag Captain
04-03-2005, 03:24 PM
lambs that had
choplocker-17
04-03-2005, 03:25 PM
money inside their
DARKSMILE
04-03-2005, 03:27 PM
bras and their
hqq1
04-03-2005, 03:27 PM
you know what....
Ignition
04-03-2005, 03:34 PM
( he found the Legal spam thread as that is pritty much all this is for )
I think that
Cross Punisher
04-04-2005, 12:52 AM
a new sentence
Catra
04-04-2005, 02:32 AM
is in order.
zig
04-04-2005, 05:30 AM
When the Earth
Hellblazer
04-04-2005, 05:57 AM
was about to
zig
04-04-2005, 05:58 AM
explode,a big
Hellblazer
04-04-2005, 06:02 AM
fairy-shaped god descended
Zeratul
04-04-2005, 06:47 AM
looks like terra :rolleyes:
Ignition
04-04-2005, 06:48 AM
skulking.... eh' ?
10
Zeratul
04-04-2005, 07:02 AM
wrong thread dummy
Cross Punisher
04-04-2005, 07:07 AM
fairy-shaped god descended
from the heavens
zig
04-04-2005, 07:09 AM
and then quickly
Cross Punisher
04-04-2005, 12:44 PM
descended back up
Ignition
04-04-2005, 01:03 PM
to the top
Hellblazer
04-04-2005, 02:49 PM
(Don't you mean acsended, cross?)

of heaven, where
Ignition
04-04-2005, 03:21 PM
he then died.
zig
04-04-2005, 04:17 PM
After that happened,
Hellblazer
04-04-2005, 04:23 PM
god shot himself.
zig
04-04-2005, 04:48 PM
If we move
Hellblazer
04-04-2005, 05:01 PM
to hell, then
zig
04-04-2005, 05:05 PM
we shall perish,
Hellblazer
04-04-2005, 05:10 PM
because Satan hates
iron-rain
04-04-2005, 05:32 PM
us. Keep this
_Thunder_
04-04-2005, 05:36 PM
in mind when
Cross Punisher
04-04-2005, 06:09 PM
your last moments
(maybe I did Hellblazer)
Ignition
04-04-2005, 06:21 PM
turn into your
choplocker-17
04-04-2005, 09:51 PM
worst nightmare. You
Foundation
04-04-2005, 10:31 PM
take a wank
zig
04-05-2005, 05:07 AM
,which is very