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Hellblazer
03-25-2005, 02:37 PM
But on Christmas

choplocker-17
03-25-2005, 02:46 PM
Jesus was born.

D@rk knight
03-25-2005, 02:50 PM
but then the

Ignition
03-25-2005, 02:51 PM
guy got board.

zig
03-25-2005, 02:53 PM
Three wise men

Ignition
03-25-2005, 02:56 PM
named bob, jim

zig
03-25-2005, 02:56 PM
and jim-bob,

Ignition
03-25-2005, 02:57 PM
who's middle name

Relentless.
03-25-2005, 03:06 PM
, mine, duh, haha.

zig
03-25-2005, 04:03 PM
Anyways,moving away

old_man_killer
03-25-2005, 06:51 PM
from reality to

Zeratul
03-25-2005, 07:08 PM
a chessy topic.

old_man_killer
03-25-2005, 07:24 PM
Pink fuzzy kittens

Zeratul
03-25-2005, 07:46 PM
there so fuzzy

zig
03-26-2005, 06:10 AM
,that even dogs

Hellblazer
03-26-2005, 08:09 AM
want to hug

zig
03-26-2005, 08:13 AM
them and kiss

Hellblazer
03-26-2005, 08:14 AM
them until they

wolf rayne {D}
03-26-2005, 08:19 AM
explode into peices

zig
03-26-2005, 08:24 AM
of fur coats.

finalfantasyt
03-26-2005, 08:24 AM
of shiny goop.

Hellblazer
03-26-2005, 09:00 AM
Once they are

zig
03-26-2005, 09:04 AM
sent to the

Hellblazer
03-26-2005, 09:04 AM
coat shop, they

zig
03-26-2005, 09:07 AM
are bought by

Hellblazer
03-26-2005, 09:16 AM
thousand-pound sumo wrestlers

zig
03-26-2005, 09:20 AM
who wear it

Hellblazer
03-26-2005, 09:22 AM
as a diaper,

zig
03-26-2005, 09:23 AM
as it is

Hellblazer
03-26-2005, 09:24 AM
furry and comfortable.

zig
03-26-2005, 09:25 AM
Sumo wrestlers are

Hellblazer
03-26-2005, 09:26 AM
kinda freaky because

zig
03-26-2005, 09:28 AM
although their job

Hellblazer
03-26-2005, 10:31 AM
is to attack

zig
03-26-2005, 10:38 AM
their opponent by

Hellblazer
03-26-2005, 10:39 AM
flattening them. This

zig
03-26-2005, 10:41 AM
is very painful

Hellblazer
03-26-2005, 12:33 PM
and may cause

kvon78
03-26-2005, 12:59 PM
lung cancer. Eventualy

Hellblazer
03-26-2005, 02:00 PM
the lung cancer

finalfantasyt
03-26-2005, 02:57 PM
will spread to

Hellblazer
03-26-2005, 02:58 PM
your brain, causing

finalfantasyt
03-26-2005, 02:59 PM
you to become

Hellblazer
03-26-2005, 03:00 PM
a crazy freakazoid.

finalfantasyt
03-26-2005, 03:02 PM
If you do

Hellblazer
03-26-2005, 03:11 PM
feel like a

kvon78
03-26-2005, 03:27 PM
raven fan, please

zig
03-26-2005, 03:39 PM
get someone to

Hellblazer
03-26-2005, 03:47 PM
examine you, because

zig
03-26-2005, 03:54 PM
you have caught

Hellblazer
03-26-2005, 04:00 PM
ravenfanidis. This disease

zig
03-26-2005, 04:06 PM
is very dangerous

Hellblazer
03-26-2005, 04:07 PM
because it can

zig
03-26-2005, 04:13 PM
make people act

cs_zero
03-26-2005, 04:31 PM
like a total

zig
03-26-2005, 04:36 PM
idiot because that's

D@rk knight
03-26-2005, 05:15 PM
what the disease

Clacker
03-26-2005, 06:03 PM
does. However, if

Zeratul
03-26-2005, 07:53 PM
you don't watch.

The Cheat
03-26-2005, 08:01 PM
porno at home

_Thunder_
03-26-2005, 08:02 PM
with the cheats

The Cheat
03-26-2005, 08:09 PM
magical flying beaver

_Thunder_
03-26-2005, 08:11 PM
which flyes right-into

The Cheat
03-26-2005, 08:12 PM
a green blimp

finalfantasyt
03-26-2005, 09:21 PM
that suddenly crashes

wolf rayne {D}
03-27-2005, 06:25 AM
into your mom.
(i couldnt resist)

Hellblazer
03-27-2005, 06:40 AM
Your mom is

zig
03-27-2005, 10:22 AM
a female,which

Hellblazer
03-27-2005, 10:34 AM
means she's not

finalfantasyt
03-27-2005, 10:34 AM
a male. When

zig
03-27-2005, 10:35 AM
a boy went

finalfantasyt
03-27-2005, 10:39 AM
to join the

zig
03-27-2005, 10:40 AM
circus and then

finalfantasyt
03-27-2005, 10:41 AM
he fell off

zig
03-27-2005, 10:43 AM
a wooden chair,

wolf rayne {D}
03-27-2005, 10:43 AM
the bicycle.

finalfantasyt
03-27-2005, 10:43 AM
and broke his

zig
03-27-2005, 10:45 AM
leg,which was

wolf rayne {D}
03-27-2005, 10:47 AM
really painful and

zig
03-27-2005, 10:47 AM
left a mark

ko71991
03-27-2005, 11:25 AM
, went to Crappageddon,

Zeratul
03-27-2005, 07:11 PM
played some noobs.

ko71991
03-27-2005, 07:13 PM
Then played ko

Cuathon
03-27-2005, 07:19 PM
and kicked his

ko71991
03-27-2005, 07:21 PM
own ass inevitably(sp?)

Zeratul
03-27-2005, 07:35 PM
attacking his own

ko71991
03-27-2005, 07:47 PM
units and spamming

Zeratul
03-27-2005, 07:51 PM
the other player

kvon78
03-27-2005, 08:01 PM
until he finally

Zeratul
03-27-2005, 08:07 PM
surrendered like the

Lordofzrings
03-27-2005, 08:08 PM
Crying babies of

Cross Punisher
03-27-2005, 09:57 PM
the world over.

Hellblazer
03-28-2005, 06:07 AM
Their cries are

Cross Punisher
03-28-2005, 12:31 PM
torture on the ears

.Vash.
03-28-2005, 12:42 PM
(thats 4 words cross)

of a monkey

DeadFishGuy
03-28-2005, 01:39 PM
with considerably discoloured

kvon78
03-28-2005, 01:50 PM
feet-like appendages

zig
03-28-2005, 01:58 PM
which are things

Bottle
03-28-2005, 02:00 PM
that KILLER SEIZURE

zig
03-28-2005, 02:08 PM
would like to

Bottle
03-28-2005, 02:10 PM
make sense of.

zig
03-28-2005, 02:14 PM
Do any of

The Cheat
03-28-2005, 02:34 PM
you know my

zig
03-28-2005, 02:37 PM
pet parrot,because

The Cheat
03-28-2005, 02:43 PM
it died of

Bottle
03-28-2005, 02:45 PM
exposure to stupidity.

zig
03-28-2005, 02:46 PM
I then bought

The Cheat
03-28-2005, 02:47 PM
a black cow

Ignition
03-28-2005, 03:13 PM
and it was

kvon78
03-28-2005, 03:31 PM
made of glass

Cross Punisher
03-28-2005, 05:30 PM
but sadly it

(thats 4 words cross)
Yep my bad :(

max2k106
03-28-2005, 06:02 PM
exploded and you

D@rk knight
03-28-2005, 06:10 PM
died because the

ko71991
03-28-2005, 06:12 PM
fur you choked

kvon78
03-28-2005, 06:12 PM
on was made

ko71991
03-28-2005, 06:14 PM
out of gold.

Hellblazer
03-28-2005, 07:20 PM
Unfortunately, this caused

Zeratul
03-28-2005, 07:22 PM
following vets around.

ko71991
03-28-2005, 07:56 PM
till they hear

Cross Punisher
03-28-2005, 11:05 PM
you scream, "Help."

zig
03-29-2005, 04:20 AM
The wind always

Hellblazer
03-29-2005, 04:28 AM
Then they take

EDIT: didn't see zig's post :D

zig
03-29-2005, 04:32 AM
(Continue with yours anyway :) )
the cat to

Hellblazer
03-29-2005, 04:35 AM
the vet in

zig
03-29-2005, 04:37 AM
a multi-coloured

Ignition
03-29-2005, 05:51 AM
ball that was

Zeratul
03-29-2005, 05:54 AM
two green colors ... (you know what I mean)

Ignition
03-29-2005, 05:54 AM
which could be

Zeratul
03-29-2005, 08:11 AM
the two bars!

DeadFishGuy
03-29-2005, 09:23 AM
Look! There's a

Cross Punisher
03-29-2005, 10:15 AM
trap. I jumped

Lordofzrings
03-29-2005, 10:18 AM
over the big

Cuathon
03-29-2005, 10:50 AM
giant dead tortoise.

zig
03-29-2005, 12:36 PM
Then it started

Bottle
03-29-2005, 12:39 PM
KILLING and SEIZING

zig
03-29-2005, 01:12 PM
innocent people because

kvon78
03-29-2005, 01:57 PM
it made me

Godmic18
03-29-2005, 01:58 PM
dumbfounded with terror.

Hellblazer
03-29-2005, 01:59 PM
This terror is

kvon78
03-29-2005, 02:02 PM
feeding the robots

The Cheat
03-29-2005, 02:26 PM
Apple Berry Jam

Ignition
03-29-2005, 03:43 PM
.This (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/demented.php) is a

kvon78
03-29-2005, 04:17 PM
crime against humanity.

The Cheat
03-29-2005, 05:33 PM
I totally agree

kvon78
03-29-2005, 05:38 PM
yes i do

The Cheat
03-29-2005, 05:43 PM
That Kyir is

kvon78
03-29-2005, 06:12 PM
not the cheat

ko71991
03-29-2005, 06:20 PM
but a n00bier

zig
03-30-2005, 10:00 AM
guy that is

Zeratul
03-30-2005, 10:03 AM
needing of new

zig
03-30-2005, 10:10 AM
bat to hit

Zeratul
03-30-2005, 10:13 AM
all the newbs.

zig
03-30-2005, 10:16 AM
This job is

Zeratul
03-30-2005, 10:16 AM
very hard too,

zig
03-30-2005, 10:18 AM
as there are

Zeratul
03-30-2005, 10:20 AM
many noobs wanting

Ignition
03-30-2005, 10:28 AM
to be shot


(1111 page for this thread)

Zeratul
03-30-2005, 10:29 AM
maybe now things

Ignition
03-30-2005, 10:43 AM
can belong only

Zeratul
03-30-2005, 10:45 AM
to the vets.

LondonJack
03-30-2005, 10:57 AM
Suddenly Bob Dole

Zeratul
03-30-2005, 10:58 AM
got a stick

LondonJack
03-30-2005, 10:59 AM
coverd in vasoline

Zeratul
03-30-2005, 11:03 AM
with a rock

Bottle
03-30-2005, 11:27 AM
that-makes-only-vets-post-in-this-thread on it.

(Nice try at injecting some fun, LJ, but the n00bs that post here now don't have any imagination at all)

TheBlazedAce
03-30-2005, 12:58 PM
He dropped it

Ignition
03-30-2005, 01:17 PM
& it broke.

Cephas
03-30-2005, 02:48 PM
Killer Seizure Robots

kvon78
03-30-2005, 02:54 PM
should be shot

Tag Captain
03-31-2005, 01:58 PM
and repeatedly bumped.

zig
03-31-2005, 02:09 PM
Does anyone like

Tag Captain
03-31-2005, 02:11 PM
cheese on toast?

(Damn, this thread's addictive)

Ignition
03-31-2005, 02:11 PM
Most people like

(tag=bottle??) :confused: :huh:

Tag Captain
03-31-2005, 02:14 PM
randomly flaming n00bs

Ignition
03-31-2005, 02:15 PM
as they tend

*FINALY clues in*
This account will be terminated at the end of the Grey Tag Tourney. I'll miss you guys.
:( :sob:

zig
03-31-2005, 02:15 PM
to get very

zzzaacckk
03-31-2005, 08:00 PM
annoying when they

The Cheat
03-31-2005, 08:31 PM
fling flamming poo.

Ignition
04-01-2005, 05:57 AM
Flaming poo is

Alfrayer
04-01-2005, 05:58 AM
like eating mouldy

Ignition
04-01-2005, 06:01 AM
green bread with

Hoolwath
04-01-2005, 11:12 AM
green milk and

kvon78
04-01-2005, 11:13 AM
more green poo.

Hoolwath
04-01-2005, 11:23 AM
That all ended

Cuathon
04-01-2005, 12:09 PM
with green ice-cream.

The Cheat
04-01-2005, 12:11 PM
Then there was

Relentless
04-01-2005, 12:13 PM
the cheats noobiness.

The Cheat
04-01-2005, 12:23 PM
and a pair

kvon78
04-01-2005, 12:41 PM
(of) slippers made from

The Cheat
04-01-2005, 12:53 PM
Blue colored cheese

zig
04-01-2005, 12:54 PM
which is very

The Cheat
04-01-2005, 12:56 PM
pimp and gross

Ignition
04-01-2005, 01:45 PM
. So we endup

Cross Punisher
04-02-2005, 03:13 PM
with 7 of

Ignition
04-02-2005, 03:59 PM
those crazy things

Zeratul
04-02-2005, 07:06 PM
nothing to do,

Cross Punisher
04-02-2005, 10:22 PM
but await death

Hoolwath
04-03-2005, 03:01 AM
which is not

ko71991
04-03-2005, 09:17 AM
coming, death hates

zig
04-03-2005, 10:39 AM
us and we

ko71991
04-03-2005, 11:10 AM
love him/her

Hellblazer
04-03-2005, 12:09 PM
, which makes absolutely

DARKSMILE
04-03-2005, 12:10 PM
no sence because,

zig
04-03-2005, 12:13 PM
firstly,the words

Hellblazer
04-03-2005, 12:14 PM
don't mean anything,

hqq1
04-03-2005, 12:30 PM
damn right, they

Hellblazer
04-03-2005, 12:32 PM
are just dumb.
(welcome to the forums hqq1)

hqq1
04-03-2005, 12:34 PM
Speaking of dumb...

(thanks for the warm welcome :) )

Hellblazer
04-03-2005, 12:36 PM
I got an-F-on-my-last-test!

hqq1
04-03-2005, 12:38 PM
(That's 3 words?!? heh heh :bigsmile: )

Who cares, anyway....

Hellblazer
04-03-2005, 12:42 PM
(That's 3 words?!? heh heh :bigsmile: )
Indeed it is. I combined words into a giant super-word!

hqq1
04-03-2005, 12:45 PM
But, but...I just asked mommy and she said that's not a word

Hellblazer
04-03-2005, 12:49 PM
Yeah, but in Hellblazertopia, it is!

NEW SENTENCE: Mary had a

ko71991
04-03-2005, 01:00 PM
big, sticky wenis

hqq1
04-03-2005, 01:18 PM
Which she used......

DeadFishGuy
04-03-2005, 01:18 PM
to destroy several

hqq1
04-03-2005, 01:42 PM
very naughty little

Tag Captain
04-03-2005, 02:24 PM
lambs that had

choplocker-17
04-03-2005, 02:25 PM
money inside their

DARKSMILE
04-03-2005, 02:27 PM
bras and their

hqq1
04-03-2005, 02:27 PM
you know what....

Ignition
04-03-2005, 02:34 PM
( he found the Legal spam thread as that is pritty much all this is for )
I think that

Cross Punisher
04-03-2005, 11:52 PM
a new sentence

Catra
04-04-2005, 01:32 AM
is in order.

zig
04-04-2005, 04:30 AM
When the Earth

Hellblazer
04-04-2005, 04:57 AM
was about to

zig
04-04-2005, 04:58 AM
explode,a big

Hellblazer
04-04-2005, 05:02 AM
fairy-shaped god descended

Zeratul
04-04-2005, 05:47 AM
looks like terra :rolleyes:

Ignition
04-04-2005, 05:48 AM
skulking.... eh' ?
10

Zeratul
04-04-2005, 06:02 AM
wrong thread dummy

Cross Punisher
04-04-2005, 06:07 AM
fairy-shaped god descended
from the heavens

zig
04-04-2005, 06:09 AM
and then quickly

Cross Punisher
04-04-2005, 11:44 AM
descended back up

Ignition
04-04-2005, 12:03 PM
to the top

Hellblazer
04-04-2005, 01:49 PM
(Don't you mean acsended, cross?)

of heaven, where

Ignition
04-04-2005, 02:21 PM
he then died.

zig
04-04-2005, 03:17 PM
After that happened,

Hellblazer
04-04-2005, 03:23 PM
god shot himself.

zig
04-04-2005, 03:48 PM
If we move

Hellblazer
04-04-2005, 04:01 PM
to hell, then

zig
04-04-2005, 04:05 PM
we shall perish,

Hellblazer
04-04-2005, 04:10 PM
because Satan hates

iron-rain
04-04-2005, 04:32 PM
us. Keep this

_Thunder_
04-04-2005, 04:36 PM
in mind when

Cross Punisher
04-04-2005, 05:09 PM
your last moments
(maybe I did Hellblazer)

Ignition
04-04-2005, 05:21 PM
turn into your

choplocker-17
04-04-2005, 08:51 PM
worst nightmare. You

Foundation
04-04-2005, 09:31 PM
take a wank

zig
04-05-2005, 04:07 AM
,which is very