BETTER three word story (no flaming!)

[Zeratul]

annoying around here

+1 recrutment (DT)

[Cross Punisher]

and turn it

[Zeratul]

360% full circle

[Tag Captain]

, which is impossible.

(you mean 360 degree, not 360%.)

[Hoolwath]

Thats extremely annoying

[Ignition]

thing that they

[Zeratul]

might be able

[Ignition]

to consume a

[zig]

very,very,very

[Hoolwath]

large amount of

[zig]

a very,very

[Ignition]

big red ball.

[zig]

Moving on quickly,

[dixieofGL]

he jumped at

[zig]

a panda who

[Ignition]

ate his face,

[Sanity]

and attempted to

[Ignition]

hump his lag.

[Cross Punisher]

Aren't we spontaneous

[DARKSMILE]

but oh well

[Thingy]

kids these days

[Tag Captain]

often cause seizures.

(That banner is liable to get you deleted)

[ko71991]

Flying seizure hamsters

[Sanity]

will feel very

[ko71991]

sezurific when they

[Sanity]

eat radioactive chemicals,

[savanna]

and go to

[Cross Punisher]

the vet's office

[Tag Captain]

for some cheese.

[Sanity]

Once they have

[DARKSMILE]

eaten the cheese

[tyu]

they will go

[Sanity]

to the circus

[Cross Punisher]

working undercover as

[Thingy]

a german prostitute. :confused:

[Sanity]

When they act

[Krome]

stupid like sanity.

[Cross Punisher]

Tomorrow will be

[Krome]

a fine day,

[Zeratul]

for the members.

[Ignition]

This world is

[zig]

full of people

[Hoolwath]

who dont like

[Zeratul]

stupid (mr.)burns avatars.

[zig]

Bart Simpson is

[Zeratul]

slow like his

[Ignition]

dog. santa and

[zig]

his helpers are

[TheBlazedAce]

riding the flaming

[zig]

chariot which is

[_Thunder_]

helping santas army

[TheBlazedAce]

defeat the blood-sucking

[_Thunder_]

knomes of doom3

[TheBlazedAce]

knomes of doom3

living deep in

[zig]

the valley of

[Hoolwath]

beatiful tall green

[zig]

gnomes.A small

[TheBlazedAce]

gnomes.A small
snail crept up

[zig]

a branch and

[TheBlazedAce]

into the gnome's

[zig]

home,which was

[TheBlazedAce]

home,which was

full of pickle-makers!!!

(pickle means to douse in salt-water and salt kills snails, if someone doesn't get it)

[Zeratul]

outside the house

[zig]

was a large

[Hoolwath]

toilet full of

[Zeratul]

was a large
cardboard banana

[zig]

and a few

[Hoolwath]

cardboard banana

(Do u know why exactly is this thread called 3 word story?)

nasty little chocolate

[TheBlazedAce]

(Do u know why exactly is this thread called 3 word story?)

nasty little chocolate

poka-dots mixed in

[zig]

hot strawberry sauce

[TheBlazedAce]

hot strawberry sauce

which tasted orgasmic

[zig]

.Cars that are

[Cross Punisher]

fast blow competition

[TheBlazedAce]

fast blow competition

(guys at least try to sort of stay on topic, we were just talking about snails in a house, not cars going fast)

, but somehow snails

[zig]

seem to cope

(I was going to talk about a car going to rescue it? :huh: )

[TheBlazedAce]

seem to cope

(I was going to talk about a car going to rescue it? :huh: )

because slow and

(I know, but fast blow competition?)

[zig]

easy is the

[TheBlazedAce]

easy is the
way to win.

[zig]

Snails eat green

[The Cheat]

socks with black

[zig]

dots and drink

[The Cheat]

ice cold beer

[zig]

which reminds us

[The Cheat]

Beer is very

[zig]

very nice and

[The Cheat]

corn makes me

[zig]

want more and

[Cross Punisher]

then our mind

(Actually they were talking about some chocolate banana cardboard with polka dots. Hence why the subject was changed.)

[zig]

changed and started

[Krome]

to congratulate Sergiy.

[TheBlazedAce]

he now rules

[zig]

the forum and

[Krome]

the game, it

[zig]

makes us all

[Krome]

a lot happier.

[The Cheat]

Then the doctor

[TheBlazedAce]

makes us wait

[Krome]

to come to

[The Cheat]

and pulled down

[Krome]

my thongs which

[TheBlazedAce]

I never remember

[The Cheat]

are really clear

[Krome]

therefore-it made-me embarassed.

[Hellblazer]

Then I remembered

[Tag Captain]

(the) good old days...

[zig]

when players like

[Hellblazer]

Jeffery used to

[Tag Captain]

post less regularly. :p

[zig]

We miss Bottle,

(You know what I mean! :wink2: )

[Thingy]

was bottle cool?

[Zeratul]

you should know.

[Thingy]

Once apon a

(Stop stalking me)

[Zeratul]

change accounts then :D

[zig]

Once apon a

time,there was

[Zeratul]

Flashing Seizer Robots!!!

[Ignition]

who wanted to

[wolf rayne {D}]

eat hamsters and

[zig]

take over the

[Zeratul]

drink from bottle's

[Ignition]

bottle which has

[zig]

holes in which

[Hoolwath]

live creatures called

[zig]

worms live in.

[Zeratul]

along the hot

+1 DT recrutment for zig.

[Krome]

and sandy beach

[Ignition]

of that place

[The Cheat]

which smells like

[Cross Punisher]

sand, sweat, and

[Oisin]

rotten liver burgers

[The Cheat]

not to mention

[zig]

that time you

[The Cheat]

sailed across the

[zig]

Red sea in

[Cross Punisher]

the Titantic until

[zig]

the weather caused

[Krome]

serious problems for

[zig]

sailing,therefore it

[Hellblazer]

got blown up.

[Ignition]

The next part

[savanna]

of the sad

[Zeratul]

boo hoo story

[zig]

is about the

[Zeratul]

sun shining outside

+1 DT recrutment

[zig]

and everyone went

(Thanks! :) )

[Zeratul]

down the yellow-

[zig]

brick road to

[Zeratul]

(yes) the wizard of

[Cross Punisher]

oz's magic fortress

[Zeratul]

or little hut

[zig]

which is made

[Ignition]

of yellow bricks.

[Hellblazer]

He got the

[DARKSMILE]

yellow bricks then,

[Hellblazer]

and he began

[Krome]

to yell at

[zig]

the builders for

[The Cheat]

fighting on the

[ko71991]

blue attack hamster

[The Cheat]

and playing with

[ko71991]

their own kidnies

[The Cheat]

and big crusty

[ko71991]

dry, wenises. So

[The Cheat]

they played soccer

[ko71991]

and their wenises

[Ignition]

where quite very

[The Cheat]

blew up the

[ko71991]

doesn't make sense

[kvon78]

none at all

[ko71991]

I hate cops

[tyu]

that use the

[paulk6]

totally awesome PSP

[ko71991]

for beating gangbangers

[Shorti987]

and taking them

[Krome]

years to shut

[zig]

up because it

[savanna]

got josh angry

[Hoolwath]

, so he tried

[ko71991]

to dance cookie

[Hoolwath]

, but it was

[ko71991]

something completely random

[Hoolwath]

from dancing with

[Krome]

a homosexual pony. :D :D :D

[Ignition]

that would soon

[savanna]

kill savanna with

[ko71991]

fluffy attack hamsters

[Ignition]

, as they seem

[ko71991]

cute and cuddly

[Ignition]

but we all

[tyu]

need to be

[Ignition]

more awair of

[ko71991]

small, fluffy things

[Ignition]

that are capabul

[ko71991]

of ripping jugular

[savanna]

fury bombs of

[Ignition]

( starting from Ko )
vain out and

[savanna]

throwing them on

[Ignition]

a frying pan.

[savanna]

then cocktail weenies

[Ignition]

. The next pary

[savanna]

was from a

[Krome]

planet called mars.

[Krome]

I know I have double-posted and have recognised and not 3 words, but has this thread died or something, there has been no replies for ages.

[ko71991]

Wow... No replies? In 3 word story? Hath this world gone mad?! *runs around screaming while tearing my hair off*(we need a smiley like that)

[zig]

The Earth's orbit

(I must save this thread!)

[Krome]

has died like

[The Cheat]

a old ham

[zig]

which is very

[ko71991]

juicy and moldy

[The Cheat]

and full of

[ko71991]

cockroaches! Not to

[wr4th4]

mention old socks

[The Cheat]

which smell like

[ko71991]

nice, pretty flowers

[Krome]

which are roses.

[ko71991]

but stink like

[The Cheat]

whose thorns kill.

[zig]

If someone gives

[Krome]

me a pizza

[zig]

with mushroom toppings,

[Krome]

dont forget pepperoni.

[Hellblazer]

While you're out,

[zig]

they deliver to

[savanna]

the ugly woman

[Cross Punisher]

suspiciously dressed like

[Oisin]

a mail man

[ko71991]

from TDP, so

[kvon78]

in the end

[ko71991]

he dropped dead.

[Cross Punisher]

It very sad

[paulk6]

how purple my

[ko71991]

wenis is, thats

[Oisin]

killing me from

[ko71991]

its tower of

[Cross Punisher]

:huh:
obscure, irrevalent, and

[savanna]

ugly pieces of

[*Sesshoumaru*]

ducks who like

[savanna]

to eat nasty

[Zeratul]

purple pickle parts

[*Sesshoumaru*]

that smell like

[Thargor]

a spring breeze

[Cross Punisher]

with a hint

[Krome]

of mint sauce.

[DeadFishGuy]

Highly pressurised Nitrogen

[Tag Captain]

causes lacerations of

[Zeratul]

captain black cigars

[Ignition]

that I have

[Cross Punisher]

acquired during long

[wr4th4]

vacations to the

[Ignition]

corner store. We

[_Thunder_]

went to the