BETTER three word story (no flaming!)

[dirka dirka]

mall and started

[_Thunder_]

having an-orgy party

[Ignition]

where me and

[Cross Punisher]

Nicholas D. Wolfwood

[zig]

met some new

[Krome]

people today and

[Ignition]

didn't like how

[Krome]

they acted as

[Ignition]

they were not

[Krome]

noobs but they

[Ignition]

were made of

[Krome]

titanium sheet metal.

[Ignition]

You are a

[Krome]

Killer Seizure Robot !!

[Oisin]

That has very

[Cross Punisher]

major problems. Out

[ko71991]

of a frog-shaped

[The Cheat]

heart on top

[Cross Punisher]

of a magical

[The Cheat]

flying purple fuzzie

[ko71991]

wenis! And that

[Foundation]

tells me you

[The Cheat]

you are high

[Cross Punisher]

for obvious reasons.

[The Cheat]

for you bought

[Cross Punisher]

an unlimited amount

[22woger22]

of dog crap

[The Cheat]

which fell in

[22woger22]

my fat head

[Zeratul]

and big,

[Krome]

I like eating

[ArcPaladinZero]

pudding and various

[_Thunder_]

flavors of icecream

[zig]

such as chocolate,

[Oisin]

and delicious mocha!

[savanna]

then savanna said

[Hellblazer]

"give me liberty,

[savanna]

plus gerard way!"

[Cross Punisher]

No matter what

[Hellblazer]

you do, I'll

[savanna]

staplers got pregnant

[Hellblazer]

(that doen't go along with the sentence, savannna)
always kill you.

[Cross Punisher]

No matter what
:D

[Shorti987]

ever happens to

[savanna]

the frozen magnet
(sorry, lol you posted one before i could get that to the one before you!!)

[Cross Punisher]

don't lick it

[savanna]

(that makes NO SENSE!!)
because magical ponies

[Punishment Co.]

r0x0x your b0x0rz.

that was bad I know :o

[Krome]

I love having

[Hellblazer]

potatoes with mayonaise.

[22woger22]

new avatar hellblazer

[Hellblazer]

new avatar hellblazer
(Off topic, man. But it's not new. I've had this avatar for a while.)
When Sparticus ran

[22woger22]

sorry i meant banner... man i get them mixed up..ok continuing on

the 1st olympics

[wolf rayne {D}]

and won a

[22woger22]

poopy flavoured donut

[wolf rayne {D}]

and he threw

[22woger22]

it at you

~yay 100th post, yeh..i know its a noob achievement...~

[wolf rayne {D}]

and i ran
(at me?? huh?)

[Zeratul]

around the corner

[wolf rayne {D}]

to the beer-store

[Zeratul]

got a 2 4
(if you don't know what a 2 4 is then you have problems)

[wolf rayne {D}]

(um, what if your 12, i might have known at one point but forgotten, could you explain it?)

[Zeratul]

a 2-4 is a twenty-four case of beer, lol now back on topic

went down town

[Blexican]

to buy bread.

[Zeratul]

and a 2 4

[Blexican]

(I ended that sentance :confused: )
. Meanwhile banner makers

[Zeratul]

prepare for the

[Hoolwath]

biggest techno party

[Blexican]

with DFG. While

[Zeratul]

the banner wars

[Ignition]

all about the

[Cross Punisher]

coolest thing since

[savanna]

red hippo boats

[Krome]

started to fall

[savanna]

on burning rabbits

[DARKSMILE]

who nibbled on

[savanna]

dead peoples toes

[Cross Punisher]

in the ground.

[zig]

For those who

[savanna]

know me as

[Zeratul]

bird rad man

[savanna]

beucase i ate

[Zeratul]

big bird pie

[savanna]

along with some

[Krome]

don't forget steak

[savanna]

(that didnt make sense!!)
because steak tastes

[Krome]

really nice. Lets

[savanna]

talk about gerard

[Krome]

. Which is who?

[savanna]

the sexiest man

[Krome]

that looks-like a-girl.

[savanna]

no he doesnt

[Punishment Co.]

because he does.

[Krome]

lets all talk

[savanna]

about the reason

[Punishment Co.]

about Capital Letters.

[Krome]

Capital Letters Suck !! :D

[ko71991]

No, they own.

[Hellblazer]

(Ahem! And now to return to a GRAMATICALLY CORRECT story, please...)

Little Red Riding

[ko71991]

ass went bumping

[savanna]

up someones leg

[Hellblazer]

down 5th avenue.

EDIT: *sigh* savanna beat me. :dry:

[The Cheat]

and in jim's

[Sanity]

left pocket. When

[savanna]

someone attacked Michael

[kvon78]

he...fell down!

[savanna]

then a cop

[ko71991]

hid the ass

[The Cheat]

with a club,

[Hellblazer]

so that nobody

[Swartzstrom]

would complain about

[Cross Punisher]

the awful smell

[Hoolwath]

which notwillingly killed

[zig]

the cats that

[ko71991]

were bumping in

[savanna]

the wrong corners

[zig]

for the wrong

[savanna]

stereotypeing me-for goth!!

[Spit_101]

Clowns scare me.

[savanna]

i hate it

[Cross Punisher]

when people say

[ko71991]

"Zeeky Boogy Doog!"

[savanna]

my friends feet

[Krome]

Smell like dead

[Hellblazer]

turtles because he

[savanna]

ate 50 dead

[ko71991]

magic chocolate rappers. (Yes I mean rappers, not wrappers.)

[savanna]

Eminem was one

[ko71991]

rap Mozart, he

[Krome]

made music. duh!!

[savanna]

then my finger

[Krome]

smelled like (best not mentioned)

[ko71991]

M & M's

[Hellblazer]

(period after ko's)
This made me

[kvon78]

become an extremly

[savanna]

high person since

[ko71991]

I'm pilot planes.

[Hellblazer]

I've crashed 1,000

[savanna]

flying whores since

[Ignition]

they have no

[Hellblazer]

pants or shirts

[savanna]

and are frisky

[ko71991]

googly eegly woo

[Liquid Swordsman]

squeeze the gerbil.

[savanna]

then the gerbil

[Hellblazer]

got killed. Liquid
(that's disturbing, swordsman)

[savanna]

swordsman died of

[Hellblazer]

dead girbil disease.

[savanna]

am i gothic?

[Spit_101]

It's my shtick.

[ko71991]

Let's be random!

[savanna]

i married a

[Hellblazer]

( :dry: Guys, seriously. Use capital letters at the beginning of a new sentence, savanna. And also try to be as gramatticaly correct as possible.)
New sentence:
If Liz had

[ko71991]

. I refuse to

[Spit_101]

clean my toilet

[savanna]

(pfft, oh im soooo sorry! *rolls eyes*)
since it is

[Hellblazer]

:dry: You guys are so annoying. This is a story, so let's make it actually make sense.

[Spit_101]

:dry: You guys are so annoying. This is a story, so let's make it actually make sense.Just shut up why don't you?

since it isfull of unknown

[ko71991]

:dry: You guys are so annoying. This is a story, so let's make it actually make sense.
And you need to chill. :)

[wolf rayne {D}]

stuff that bites
(spits right hellbalzer, no offense)

[Spit_101]

at your butt.

[ko71991]

when least expected.

[savanna]

then one day

[wolf rayne {D}]

one man decided

[Spit_101]

to dance to

[ko71991]

to go streaking

[Spit_101]

to dance tothe tango. Unexpected

[savanna]

firemen started stripping

[ko71991]

their dogs and

[savanna]

then themsleves. All

[ko71991]

there was, was

[Spit_101]

a piece of

[ko71991]

rubber, plastic steel

[Hellblazer]

left after they

[savanna]

blew up all

[Hellblazer]

the little children. (<-----note the period ;) )

[savanna]

On another note,

[Zeratul]

something new happened

[Liquid Swordsman]

p w n.

[savanna]

Then a majestic

[Liquid Swordsman]

Run your pockets.

[choplocker-17]

Today I was

[Liquid Swordsman]

Ass rammed by a boot.

[Godmic18]

I cried. Then

[choplocker-17]

I rubbed my-bruise.

[Liquid Swordsman]

only to-be kicked-again.

[Godmic18]

My hamster was

[Liquid Swordsman]

crushed to a

[savanna]

ugly piece of

[ko71991]

pretty, beautiful flower

[savanna]

that was eaten

[Krome]

your a post whorer stop it savanna, you had 800 something posts 2 days ago now almost 1,300, stop ffs :dry:

[zig]

that was eaten
by a large

[Krome]

and retarded person.

[Hellblazer]

He was so

[Krome]

stupid that he

[Hellblazer]

purposely fell into

Edit: Ok, I made a little mistake, don't neg me twice for it!

[ko71991]

the effing sky! :eek:

[Spit_101]

Is eff a

[The Cheat]

really a word

[Krome]

I dont think-so.

[Spit_101]

really a word(Is eff a really a word? Try better next time).

Today I searched

[Krome]

for a big

[Spit_101]

fish on eBay.

[zig]

The fish weighed

[kvon78]

almost as much

[zig]

a medium-sized

[sub the hendrix]

Apple. But anyways,

[zig]

eBay is used

[Krome]

to auction online.

[sub the hendrix]

Meanwhile a purple

[Krome]

meteor flew by

[zig]

and hit the

[wolf rayne {D}]

and hit a

[The Cheat]

cow fighing a

[zig]

bull,who was

[Cross Punisher]

old and dead

[Krome]

because it was

[zig]

shot by a

[The Cheat]

crazy green monkey

[Hoolwath]

with long blue

[The Cheat]

pizza covered with

[Krome]

hair that was

[The Cheat]

brown, yellow, pink

[zig]

,green,red,purple

[The Cheat]

, black, aqua, navy

[zig]

,violet,orange and

[The Cheat]

then the hair

[zig]

suddenly fell off.

[The Cheat]

Then out pops

[Hellblazer]

a bunch of

[kvon78]

n00bs wearing colorful

[22woger22]

dragon tyrants, that

[kvon78]

burned and pillaged

[Liquid Swordsman]

and killed puppies.

[kvon78]

just like mom

[Cross Punisher]

did. In case

[Tag Captain]

of fire, please

[wolf rayne {D}]

break the glass

[Zeratul]

put out fire.

[Krome]

Lets all have

[Zeratul]

coconut cream pie

*drools*

[zig]

because it is

[The Cheat]

tastes really good.

[Spit_101]

Grammar is an

[Godmic18]

entity not entirely

[Ignition]

only because it

[I BEAT MATHEWS]

says "howdy doo"

[ShodoWielder]

in the park.

[Godmic18]

I'm very hungry