BETTER three word story (no flaming!)

[ArcPaladinZero]

which prevented them

[ArcPaladinZero]

and buying robots.

[ArcPaladinZero]

(the) caves of DOOM

[Office_Shredder]

giving lap dances

[rtkwe]

to his wmd's

[ArcPaladinZero]

secret seizure robot

[Office_Shredder]

to turn on (in more ways than one)

[Bottle]

, and misses his

[Office_Shredder]

very special sock

[Bottle]

called Saddam Hussain.

(works if you replace sock with friend)

[Office_Shredder]

who slept with

[Bottle]

a lot of

[Office_Shredder]

teddy bears, because

[Bottle]

he has problems

[Office_Shredder]

with wetting his (I hope you know the next word to put in here...)

[Bottle]

whistle:D. So we

[ArcPaladinZero]

need to find

[Office_Shredder]

a whistle towel (Bottle, you suck;) )

[ArcPaladinZero]

that contains the

[Office_Shredder]

rare nose hair

[ArcPaladinZero]

of the beast

[Office_Shredder]

known as furgon.

[ArcPaladinZero]

When we find

[Jonathan8]

a tuna can...

[ArcPaladinZero]

full of magical

[Jonathan8]

vascelene and condoms...

[Office_Shredder]

dolphin meat, we

[ArcPaladinZero]

that-are federal crimes

[ArcPaladinZero]

you will find

[Jonathan8]

me kicking you

[ArcPaladinZero]

because you like

[Jonathan8]

being kicked alot!

[ArcPaladinZero]

Nighttime is a

[Jonathan8]

time for sex

[ArcPaladinZero]

and doom of

[Jonathan8]

undead horny rabi's

[ArcPaladinZero]

that have pitchforks.

[Jonathan8]

do we dare

[ArcPaladinZero]

fight the thousands

[Jonathan8]

of horny rabi's?

[ArcPaladinZero]

Keeping this clean

(Come on, try and not get this shut down)

[Jonathan8]

with some windex?

[ArcPaladinZero]

Windex is like

[Jonathan8]

bad heartburn

[Office_Shredder]

Edit: beaten to the punch :(

Heartburn is cool

[Jonathan8]

jon and paladin

[ArcPaladinZero]

are running down

[Jonathan8]

a mudquake hill

[Jonathan8]

dwarrior stop interrupting...

[ArcPaladinZero]

thousands upon thousands

[Jonathan8]

of heaping clams

[Office_Shredder]

and tiny elephants

[Jonathan8]

(office stick to the story before you reply) so a man...

[Jonathan8]

a fish into

[ArcPaladinZero]

some of the

[Jonathan8]

a pool of water

[Jonathan8]

lots of time

[ArcPaladinZero]

to destroy the

[Jonathan8]

army of furgons

[ArcPaladinZero]

the seizure robots

[Jonathan8]

(EVERYONE SLOW DOWN) a large shrub

[Office_Shredder]

Hussein's whistle towel

[Jonathan8]

this friggen forum!

[ArcPaladinZero]

This forum is

[Jonathan8]

out of hand

[Jonathan8]

who needs x-lax

[ArcPaladinZero]

and tens of

(argh, how about no flamming? lol)

[Jonathan8]

thousand of pencils (i think ur right)

[Jonathan8]

and jon distributes

[ArcPaladinZero]

for the purpose

[Office_Shredder]

of random posts

[Jonathan8]

of "coolness"

[Jonathan8]

i r@pe enchantresses!

[ArcPaladinZero]

of the posters

[Jonathan8]

they all suck

[Jonathan8]

valuable time

[ArcPaladinZero]

by posting very

[Jonathan8]

annoying threads.

[Office_Shredder]

short insults. Their

[Jonathan8]

(KEEP ON TRACK, SO SLOW DOWN)

[Jonathan8]

(not that slow) So a knight...

[ArcPaladinZero]

of doom and

[Jonathan8]

and other things...

[Jonathan8]

(very funny) decided one day...

[Jonathan8]

(hehe dwarrior ur websites dots with the lines are fun to play with) a castle and...

[Jonathan8]

stupid looking keychain (thats a compound word so it counts as one)

[Jonathan8]

(lets make this forum thread over 100 pages!) on someones ear...

[Jonathan8]

(its only at 82 you fool) the knight killed...

[Jonathan8]

to his pet

[Jonathan8]

furgon, and rode

[Petit Charat]

gay ass decals

[ArcPaladinZero]

three wheels that

[Jonathan8]

(sry, and i was intending for him to RIDE the FURGON)

[Petit Charat]

Originally posted by Jonathan8
(sry, and i was intending for him to RIDE the FURGON)

remember to the furgon wear a condom before riding

[Jonathan8]

(that chibi is pretty adorable) so the knight...

[ArcPaladinZero]

with the big

[Jonathan8]

pet furgon rode...

[ArcPaladinZero]

through the millions

[Bottle]

of returning Bottles

[Jonathan8]

( i hate pikachu) and recylced them!

[Bottle]

Then I left.

[ArcPaladinZero]

Doom will come

[Jonathan8]

to those who dont post on this thread(sry i know 3 words max)

[ArcPaladinZero]

pointless posts about

[Jonathan8]

clams and things...

[ArcPaladinZero]

which need to

[Jonathan8]

be cleaned alot

[ArcPaladinZero]

with the brooms

[Jonathan8]

of harry potter!

[ArcPaladinZero]

Moving right along

[Jonathan8]

(brb i got to clean the house quickly, do some laundry and finish my friggen banner!)to politics...

[Jonathan8]

(anyone know where i can find cool elf pictures, AND I DONT MEAN GOOGLE I WANT SPECIFICS)

sure do suck?

[Jonathan8]

what are enrons?

[Petit Charat]

cue prison rape

[Jonathan8]

thats just gross

[Jonathan8]

(ok new one) That poor enchantress

[Jonathan8]

and paralyzed him (with her beauty* OOPS*)

[Petit Charat]

but refused anal

[Jonathan8]

soshe mouthed him

[Jonathan8]

she might cvm!

[Jonathan8]

V=U (you do the math)

[Petit Charat]

customer faggot management

[Jonathan8]

themselves (compound word) fvcking hard!

[Jonathan8]

got pregnant!

[Jonathan8]

thats gotta hurt! (p.s cute chibi petit)

[Rabi en Rose]

this thread sux

[Jonathan8]

(so then make it cool you baby pink bannered crap!)

[Bottle]

which (you) should (stop) saying.

*otherwise "Report this post to a moderator" will be used*

[ArcPaladinZero]

Keep it nice.

(Lets not flame people on this thread. I don't want it to die.)

[rtkwe]

i cant believe

[Bottle]

people will flame

[insignifiGant]

the Fantastic Four (and)

[Merforga]

and the little

[Omega_Paladin]

anteaters in the

[ArcPaladinZero]

stories about the

[Omega_Paladin]

giant flying snails.

[ArcPaladinZero]

We should all

[Omega_Paladin]

praise the Lordandpasstheammunation.

[ArcPaladinZero]

Making cents from

[Bottle]

raw materials is

[ArcPaladinZero]

the best way

[Bottle]

to make money!

[Omega_Paladin]

Xyx is jealous (of)

[ArcPaladinZero]

our post count

[Bottle]

so let's all

[ArcPaladinZero]

continue to post

[Omega_Paladin]

Dance the Dance (of)

[EntropicZephyr]

of infinte numbers

[ArcPaladinZero]

(and) the majestic banana

[Bottle]

will rule the

[ArcPaladinZero]

posters of the

[Omega_Paladin]

Three Word Story.

[ArcPaladinZero]

The never-ending story

[Bottle]

will never end.

[ArcPaladinZero]

Having to much

[Omega_Paladin]

flaming blue cheese.

[ArcPaladinZero]

Flying cows will

[Bottle]

fly. Wonderful! Now,

[ArcPaladinZero]

we must all

[Bottle]

keep post whoring

[Omega_Paladin]

to keep back

[ArcPaladinZero]

xyx from catching

[Bottle]

you guys. I

[xyxaxyz2]

will sabotage this thread.

[ArcPaladinZero]

Xyx goes against

[xyxaxyz2]

the stupid rules because

[Omega_Paladin]

(Ignores this)
Xyx, why are you so stupid and mean sometimes?

[Bottle]

he himself is

Edit
Argh. Can we just ignore your post omega? makes more sense that way

[paulk6]

special

[ArcPaladinZero]

Moving right along

[paulk6]

that his mom

[Omega_Paladin]

didn't love him.

[Bottle]

Ok everyone STOP!!!!!!!!

[paulk6]

so then he

[ArcPaladinZero]

Flamming him won't

[xyxaxyz2]

Its worked. Three word posts are obsolete!

[xyxaxyz2]

do anything because he is completely inflammable.

[ArcPaladinZero]

Anyways, back to

(Congratulations on whining and double posting)

[Omega_Paladin]

the flying cows,

[Bottle]

they always fly.

[ArcPaladinZero]

This is very

[Omega_Paladin]

interestin because they (have)

[ArcPaladinZero]

no wings to

[xyxaxyz2]

Fly. Just like this thread.

[paulk6]

which will stay

[Omega_Paladin]

because of edible

[Bottle]

and somewhat amusing

[ArcPaladinZero]

dancing pineapples that

[paulk6]

taste like cheese

[xyxaxyz2]

and close pointless threads like this.

[paulk6]

And then (the) evil

[xyxaxyz2]

xyxaxyz2 decided that this thread needed to close.

[paulk6]

who was desperate

(and thats not three words xyx thats... umm... *loses track*)

[Bottle]

and very annoying.

[paulk6]

So atom bombs

[Bottle]

fell on xyxaxyz2

[paulk6]

And everyone (was) happy

[xyxaxyz2]

Except that Xyxaxyz2 isn't harmed by atom bombs, and, then he got up and closed this thread.

[paulk6]

*Damn the immortal*

(I'll be back in ten minutes... maybe twenty)

[Bottle]

Let's (just) ignore xyxaxyz2's

[paulk6]

Despicable, revolting comments.

[xyxaxyz2]

Try.

[paulk6]

So the pineapples


(Now I really am leaving, so i'll be back in ten, maybe twenty minutes)

[Bottle]

decided to go

[paulk6]

Lemme guess xyx:
"close the thread"

[xyxaxyz2]

No, that would be 3 words and thus follow the rules of the thread.

[paulk6]

That's (a) good point...

[Omega_Paladin]

Suddenly, Xyx developed a serious heat afflicition and had to go to the hospital. Because if he doesn't, I will be forced to report him to the mods for being a whiny little spammer of perfectly good threads :D.

[paulk6]

Woohoo!! We win!

[xyxaxyz2]

This thread is only spam.

[Bottle]

*ignores last 6 posts, thus making this a double post:D*

on holiday for

[paulk6]

yay double post
(i'm back in case you hadn't noticed)

[Bottle]

*ignores this too, since it doesn't follow the story, making it a TRIPLE post*

a short while

[paulk6]

after xyxaxyz2's foul

[Omega_Paladin]

monkey decided to

[paulk6]

rape his mom

[xyxaxyz2]

actually, what he decided to do was close this thread.

[Bottle]

*ignores*

for a laugh.

[paulk6]

So (the) next day

[Omega_Paladin]

(NO FLAMING AND POSTING DIRTY STUFF LIKE THAT! THAT IS WHAT WILL GET THE THREAD DELETED!)
So then everyone

[Bottle]

laughed at xyxaxyz2

[xyxaxyz2]

Keep talking about monkeys having sex. DivineRight is on right now, maybe he'll see this thread.

[Aro23r]

OR, we just ignore you

And i deleate your posts in this fine thread.


Starting over,

Once upon a

[paulk6]

sry didnt mean to ignore u aro23r
meant to ignore xyxaxyz2
time the pyro

[Jonathan8]

(lol i cant believe people are still posting here, this is gonna be, like, the longest thread ever?) one day xyx...

[Bottle]

*that told you xy*

*ignores paulk and jonathan, merely 'cos Aro is a mod*

time, (in a) galaxy far

[xyxaxyz2]

*ignores bottle, follows jon*

decided to close all the pointless threads.

[paulk6]

because (he is a) poopy head

[Bottle]

But can't (because he isn't a) mod!:D

[xyxaxyz2]

So he prayed for Divine intervention...

[Omega_Paladin]

*Stops the constant ignoring of each other with a few quick bursts of his M4* STOP ARGUEING! Now, who wants to politely respond to Aro's post, we are going to be nice now right?

[Bottle]

Well said. Xy, please stop it, no-one agrees with you, not even the mods. Drop it.

Once upon a time, in a galaxy far

[paulk6]

I politely responded... please don't shoot me...

[Omega_Paladin]

far away, a twinkie
(I am aiming my gun sight on Xyx for starting this whole mess, not anyone else)

[paulk6]

was digested in
(yay I'm happy again)

[Bottle]

the great Jabba's

[Omega_Paladin]

vat o' fat.

[paulk6]

which has been

[Bottle]

shot by Luke

[Omega_Paladin]

because Luke is

[paulk6]

a t.v. character

[Bottle]

who likes cheese.;)

[paulk6]

Originally posted by Bottle
*sigh*

*to be edited*

sigh?

[paulk6]

i g2g :(
bye ya'll

[Bottle]

*ignores last 2 posts*

Anyways, while there

[Omega_Paladin]

is a movie

[Bottle]

on television, Omega

[ArcPaladinZero]

likes to eat

[Bottle]

KILLER SEIZURE ROBOTS!!!!!!!

[Omega_Paladin]

with a little mustard :D.