View Full Version : BETTER three word story (no flaming!)
Spit_101
04-19-2005, 08:45 PM
because I am.
Godmic18
04-20-2005, 12:54 PM
foo oo ood.
Zeratul
04-20-2005, 01:02 PM
big ol' melons
Zeratul
04-20-2005, 01:08 PM
ripe, take them
Cross Punisher
04-20-2005, 01:25 PM
to English class
ShodoWielder
04-20-2005, 02:29 PM
and eat them.
Spit_101
04-20-2005, 03:04 PM
How boring of
Cross Punisher
04-20-2005, 06:24 PM
you to say
ShodoWielder
04-20-2005, 09:22 PM
that. Of course
Godmic18
04-20-2005, 09:27 PM
I would like
kvon78
04-20-2005, 09:31 PM
the amityville toaster
ShodoWielder
04-20-2005, 09:32 PM
because it toasts
kvon78
04-20-2005, 09:37 PM
wheat bread into
Godmic18
04-20-2005, 09:39 PM
sheer awesomeness, which
kvon78
04-20-2005, 09:41 PM
smells oddly like
ko71991
04-20-2005, 10:29 PM
fresh, rotten, oxymorons.
Cross Punisher
04-21-2005, 06:26 AM
The sweet smell
Ignition
04-21-2005, 06:46 AM
drove us to
Zeratul
04-21-2005, 06:48 AM
smelled like plastic.
Ignition
04-21-2005, 07:05 AM
thuse we need
Tag Captain
04-21-2005, 07:18 AM
to make sense.
Thargor
04-21-2005, 07:44 AM
My intuition tells
Zeratul
04-21-2005, 10:03 AM
me that you
Ignition
04-21-2005, 10:04 AM
are quite the
Krome
04-21-2005, 10:06 AM
idiots of tao. :D :D
Zeratul
04-21-2005, 10:10 AM
we don't lie
(unlike you)
Krome
04-21-2005, 10:12 AM
, wtf are you
(how do i lie?)
Ignition
04-21-2005, 10:18 AM
talking about. We
( I'm the Idoit )
Zeratul
04-21-2005, 10:23 AM
*pauses thread*
okay, you back on the "a Hot Chick" thread told me that because of my random post of "I like rep." you gave me a neg. rep. for that. Even thou you diden't sign it, thanks to serigy I seen you name on it. I posted that next time don't be a wuss and sign it. you told me back that you never did, even I know you did. and yet even now you deny it.
Cross Punisher
04-21-2005, 11:27 AM
are off topic.
Hoolwath
04-21-2005, 11:32 AM
So back to
Zeratul
04-21-2005, 11:45 AM
the three word
Hoolwath
04-21-2005, 11:51 AM
, because if we
Hoolwath
04-21-2005, 11:55 AM
wouldnt be the
Hoolwath
04-21-2005, 12:39 PM
words stories anymore.
Hoolwath
04-21-2005, 02:09 PM
lets have a
Godmic18
04-21-2005, 02:11 PM
beer. ::reaches for
Hoolwath
04-21-2005, 02:32 PM
two slovak beers ::
max2k106
04-21-2005, 04:00 PM
too good to
The Cheat
04-21-2005, 04:07 PM
be very real
max2k106
04-21-2005, 04:09 PM
. I shall try
The Cheat
04-21-2005, 04:10 PM
to fly a
max2k106
04-21-2005, 04:11 PM
magic bicycle over
The Cheat
04-21-2005, 04:13 PM
the yellow brick
max2k106
04-21-2005, 04:16 PM
. Unfortunately, the brick
The Cheat
04-21-2005, 04:18 PM
was really a
max2k106
04-21-2005, 04:22 PM
polka-dotted dinosaur with
The Cheat
04-21-2005, 04:26 PM
seven thousand red
Tag Captain
04-21-2005, 04:55 PM
fire-breathing heads, that
Glamdring
04-21-2005, 05:05 PM
giant flesh-eating piles
The Cheat
04-21-2005, 05:45 PM
flamming poop and
dirka dirka
04-21-2005, 05:46 PM
the cheat's brain.
Spit_101
04-21-2005, 05:46 PM
I like music
dark cobra
04-21-2005, 06:18 PM
when i'm drunk
Spit_101
04-21-2005, 06:18 PM
at school reunions.
The Cheat
04-21-2005, 06:19 PM
Just then a
dark cobra
04-21-2005, 06:22 PM
hot chick came
Spit_101
04-21-2005, 06:23 PM
into the barn.
max2k106
04-21-2005, 06:50 PM
Suddenly, Spit exploded.
kvon78
04-21-2005, 06:53 PM
N00o0o000!11!! said the
Spit_101
04-21-2005, 06:58 PM
emploding spit. Hamburgers
max2k106
04-21-2005, 07:00 PM
and wootbeer. Well . . .
Glamdring
04-21-2005, 07:01 PM
also caffeinated soap
max2k106
04-21-2005, 07:03 PM
caffinates your skin,
The Cheat
04-21-2005, 08:55 PM
and then it
max2k106
04-21-2005, 08:56 PM
will destroy your
ko71991
04-21-2005, 08:57 PM
all four wenises
max2k106
04-21-2005, 09:04 PM
. That was interesting.
ko71991
04-21-2005, 09:08 PM
No, you shutup!
max2k106
04-21-2005, 09:09 PM
Go eat poo!
ko71991
04-21-2005, 09:11 PM
Go smoke pot!
max2k106
04-21-2005, 09:13 PM
Ok, one second.
ko71991
04-21-2005, 09:14 PM
Bring me some?
max2k106
04-21-2005, 09:14 PM
Sure, no problem.
ko71991
04-21-2005, 09:15 PM
Yeah, you rock!
max2k106
04-21-2005, 09:16 PM
Yes I do.
ko71991
04-21-2005, 09:16 PM
Where's my pot?
max2k106
04-21-2005, 09:17 PM
Over there silly.
ko71991
04-21-2005, 09:19 PM
Oh, my bad.
max2k106
04-21-2005, 09:20 PM
Whatever, lets eat.
ko71991
04-21-2005, 09:21 PM
I'm not hungry.
max2k106
04-21-2005, 09:21 PM
I'm gonna leave.
ko71991
04-21-2005, 09:22 PM
No, don't go!
max2k106
04-21-2005, 09:23 PM
You smell bad.
ko71991
04-21-2005, 09:24 PM
I love you.
max2k106
04-21-2005, 09:24 PM
That is interesting.
ko71991
04-21-2005, 09:27 PM
Why is that?
max2k106
04-21-2005, 09:27 PM
I'm not sure.
ko71991
04-21-2005, 09:32 PM
Then love me!
Cross Punisher
04-22-2005, 12:13 AM
All righty then
:huh:
_Thunder_
04-22-2005, 12:38 AM
we might have-to
Krome
04-22-2005, 12:39 AM
Be good little
Thargor
04-22-2005, 06:32 AM
cheese-eaters who never
Ignition
04-22-2005, 06:48 AM
eat meat, so
Hoolwath
04-22-2005, 06:54 AM
we can have
Ignition
04-22-2005, 06:55 AM
ROBOT dancers that
Hoolwath
04-22-2005, 08:41 AM
dance all day
Zeratul
04-22-2005, 09:42 AM
and all night.
Ignition
04-22-2005, 09:46 AM
When the night
Cross Punisher
04-22-2005, 01:08 PM
eludes the sun
Ignition
04-22-2005, 02:03 PM
we all run
Spit_101
04-22-2005, 02:42 PM
my kidneys can.
Krome
04-22-2005, 03:28 PM
tiring and can
Ignition
04-22-2005, 03:30 PM
get boaring very
Krome
04-22-2005, 03:33 PM
quickly like voodoovince
Ignition
04-22-2005, 03:34 PM
who ( no flaming ) is going
Krome
04-22-2005, 03:35 PM
to have a-redsquare
Cross Punisher
04-22-2005, 09:54 PM
if he doesn't
wr4th4
04-22-2005, 10:50 PM
who cares because
max2k106
04-22-2005, 11:06 PM
^ Sucks at this.
Cross Punisher
04-22-2005, 11:09 PM
Why did the
max2k106
04-22-2005, 11:09 PM
noob have to
Krome
04-23-2005, 02:19 AM
shut up and
Hellblazer
04-23-2005, 11:23 AM
kill themselves. Then
kvon78
04-23-2005, 11:25 AM
we should all
Hellblazer
04-23-2005, 11:26 AM
make a big
max2k106
04-23-2005, 11:27 AM
explosion. So, when
Hellblazer
04-23-2005, 11:29 AM
all the n00bs
max2k106
04-23-2005, 11:31 AM
start killing each
max2k106
04-23-2005, 11:48 AM
probably leave now.
kvon78
04-23-2005, 11:52 AM
Sooner or later
ko71991
04-23-2005, 11:55 AM
pies will fly!
wolf rayne {D}
04-23-2005, 11:56 AM
high in the
ko71991
04-23-2005, 11:58 AM
sunday, morning, afternoon
Hellblazer
04-23-2005, 11:59 AM
sky. Flying pigs
ko71991
04-23-2005, 12:00 PM
went to school,
kvon78
04-23-2005, 12:01 PM
with some guns. :eek:
Hellblazer
04-23-2005, 12:02 PM
The guns were
ko71991
04-23-2005, 12:02 PM
So I shot
Hellblazer
04-23-2005, 12:08 PM
the new pope.
ko71991
04-23-2005, 12:16 PM
Wtf? I'm Catholic.
Hellblazer
04-23-2005, 12:34 PM
sorry
DARKSMILE
04-23-2005, 12:36 PM
bout that ko
max2k106
04-23-2005, 12:36 PM
Use three words!
ko71991
04-23-2005, 12:38 PM
No! Make us!
max2k106
04-23-2005, 12:38 PM
I'll kill you.
ko71991
04-23-2005, 12:39 PM
Aww, but why?
Ignition
04-23-2005, 01:15 PM
only because you
kvon78
04-23-2005, 01:17 PM
smell like a
ko71991
04-23-2005, 01:20 PM
big, purple, pie.
Ignition
04-23-2005, 01:27 PM
Only thing is
ko71991
04-23-2005, 01:28 PM
the pie was
Hellblazer
04-23-2005, 01:29 PM
blueberry, so it
Ignition
04-23-2005, 01:30 PM
could not be
ko71991
04-23-2005, 01:31 PM
a flying pie.
Hellblazer
04-23-2005, 01:33 PM
This made flying
Ignition
04-23-2005, 01:34 PM
more eatabul so
Hellblazer
04-23-2005, 01:37 PM
it was nasty.
The Cheat
04-23-2005, 01:58 PM
But just then
Ignition
04-23-2005, 02:01 PM
a super pie
The Cheat
04-23-2005, 02:03 PM
Blew up in
Hellblazer
04-23-2005, 02:04 PM
a bankrupt bank.
The Cheat
04-23-2005, 02:06 PM
The next day
ko71991
04-23-2005, 02:06 PM
people died horribly.
Hoolwath
04-23-2005, 02:19 PM
The other day
The Cheat
04-23-2005, 02:20 PM
a man in
ko71991
04-23-2005, 02:21 PM
a toy horse
The Cheat
04-23-2005, 02:24 PM
fell on a
ko71991
04-23-2005, 02:25 PM
big pile of
The Cheat
04-23-2005, 02:27 PM
sugar coated corn
max2k106
04-23-2005, 02:29 PM
. Sadly, he died.
The Cheat
04-23-2005, 02:30 PM
then we laughed
ko71991
04-23-2005, 02:31 PM
Then he pooped.
max2k106
04-23-2005, 02:31 PM
No he didn't!
The Cheat
04-23-2005, 02:31 PM
Yes he did
ko71991
04-23-2005, 02:32 PM
Then what's that?
max2k106
04-23-2005, 02:32 PM
Cheat's dead body.
The Cheat
04-23-2005, 02:33 PM
That's not funny
ko71991
04-23-2005, 02:33 PM
No! my shoes...
max2k106
04-23-2005, 02:34 PM
Are they gone?
The Cheat
04-23-2005, 02:34 PM
are really small
max2k106
04-23-2005, 02:35 PM
Yes they are.
The Cheat
04-23-2005, 02:36 PM
Just then a
max2k106
04-23-2005, 02:36 PM
bum ate some
Hellblazer
04-23-2005, 02:38 PM
flying pies and
The Cheat
04-23-2005, 02:38 PM
Perfectly Normal Beast
max2k106
04-23-2005, 02:39 PM
Please ignore him.^ :)
The Cheat
04-23-2005, 02:46 PM
How about no
Krome
04-23-2005, 03:20 PM
. You mean yes.
Zeratul
04-23-2005, 03:31 PM
I agree on
Cross Punisher
04-23-2005, 03:33 PM
everything that happened
Krome
04-23-2005, 03:33 PM
to the cheat.
Hoolwath
04-23-2005, 03:52 PM
Why do you
Krome
04-23-2005, 03:59 PM
have to be
kvon78
04-23-2005, 04:13 PM
so totaly truthful?
Ignition
04-23-2005, 04:17 PM
We know he
Hellblazer
04-23-2005, 04:21 PM
ate too many
max2k106
04-23-2005, 04:22 PM
bunnies. Now, who
Cross Punisher
04-23-2005, 04:51 PM
are we going
max2k106
04-23-2005, 04:52 PM
to kill tomorrow?
Cross Punisher
04-23-2005, 04:57 PM
Violence is unavoidable
max2k106
04-23-2005, 04:59 PM
. You are right.
Hellblazer
04-23-2005, 05:12 PM
Violence is life.
ko71991
04-23-2005, 06:02 PM
Guns are awsome.
Cross Punisher
04-23-2005, 06:07 PM
So this man
Shorti987
04-23-2005, 06:10 PM
took his shotgun
ko71991
04-23-2005, 06:11 PM
and shot me!
Cross Punisher
04-23-2005, 06:50 PM
I'm watching TV
Hellblazer
04-23-2005, 06:53 PM
until someone shoots
wolf rayne {D}
04-23-2005, 06:55 PM
hellblazer in-th head.
The Cheat
04-23-2005, 07:18 PM
Then we find
Hellblazer
04-23-2005, 07:31 PM
flying pies in
The Cheat
04-23-2005, 07:32 PM
a large wooden
Hellblazer
04-23-2005, 07:33 PM
rabbit from Monty
The Cheat
04-23-2005, 07:35 PM
Python which sucks
Spit_101
04-23-2005, 07:36 PM
lemon juice. Let's
The Cheat
04-23-2005, 07:37 PM
move on to
Hellblazer
04-23-2005, 07:38 PM
my 1700th post. :yahoo:
The Cheat
04-23-2005, 07:38 PM
no one cares
Hellblazer
04-23-2005, 07:39 PM
about post counts. :dry:
The Cheat
04-23-2005, 07:41 PM
Or You Hellblazer
Lone2Wolf
04-23-2005, 07:42 PM
who is a
Hellblazer
04-23-2005, 07:43 PM
very cool guy.
Spit_101
04-23-2005, 07:54 PM
Hypothetical of course.
The Cheat
04-23-2005, 08:03 PM
We then find
Hellblazer
04-23-2005, 08:03 PM
And, hypothetically, spit_101-is-not-very-cool-at-all.
Spit_101
04-23-2005, 08:05 PM
And, hypothetically, spit_101-is-not-very-cool-at-all.Using dash = cheating.
The Cheat
04-23-2005, 08:06 PM
I like cheating
Spit_101
04-23-2005, 08:08 PM
on Final Fantasy
The Cheat
04-23-2005, 08:08 PM
that was low
Spit_101
04-23-2005, 08:10 PM
as you can
Lone2Wolf
04-23-2005, 08:16 PM
go, but you
Spit_101
04-23-2005, 08:27 PM
can have another
Lone2Wolf
04-23-2005, 08:34 PM
beer, as long
kvon78
04-23-2005, 11:36 PM
as i promise
Shorti987
04-24-2005, 02:19 AM
to let him
Krome
04-24-2005, 03:01 AM
go and smoke
Hoolwath
04-24-2005, 03:11 AM
to the techno
Krome
04-24-2005, 03:53 AM
tunes, Bass pwns.
Hoolwath
04-24-2005, 03:57 AM
Thats exactly why
Hoolwath
04-24-2005, 04:56 AM
smoke again unless
Cross Punisher
04-24-2005, 08:44 AM
following the flow.
Hellblazer
04-24-2005, 08:46 AM
Smoking's bad for
Cross Punisher
04-24-2005, 09:02 AM
everyone including people
max2k106
04-24-2005, 09:58 AM
. Everyone knows that.
ko71991
04-24-2005, 10:00 AM
Nope, not me.
max2k106
04-24-2005, 10:01 AM
Are you bolivian?
Hellblazer
04-24-2005, 10:02 AM
This story is
ko71991
04-24-2005, 10:07 AM
getting more retarded.
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