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DARKSMILE
04-24-2005, 09:08 AM
Today I saw

ko71991
04-24-2005, 09:08 AM
a retarded story.

max2k106
04-24-2005, 09:08 AM
A hobo danced

ko71991
04-24-2005, 09:09 AM
the crip walk,

Hellblazer
04-24-2005, 09:09 AM
while listening to

ko71991
04-24-2005, 09:11 AM
Total Heart Eclipse.

DARKSMILE
04-24-2005, 09:11 AM
me and you

max2k106
04-24-2005, 09:12 AM
love each other. :D

DARKSMILE
04-24-2005, 09:12 AM
But the bad

ko71991
04-24-2005, 09:13 AM
wolf ate me.

max2k106
04-24-2005, 09:14 AM
Haha, sucker . . . yeah

ko71991
04-24-2005, 09:17 AM
You're the wolf!

max2k106
04-24-2005, 09:18 AM
Sure I am.

ko71991
04-24-2005, 09:19 AM
Ew, I'm poisonous...

DARKSMILE
04-24-2005, 09:26 AM
mushrooms are poisenouse

Cross Punisher
04-24-2005, 09:30 AM
as is everything

ko71991
04-24-2005, 09:30 AM
mushrooms are poisenouse
No they're not!

banditto
04-24-2005, 09:35 AM
...if you cook...

Cross Punisher
04-24-2005, 09:37 AM
them without fire

kvon78
04-24-2005, 09:38 AM
you didn't really

ko71991
04-24-2005, 09:43 AM
make them fly! (duh!)

Cross Punisher
04-24-2005, 09:49 AM
Actually there are

max2k106
04-24-2005, 09:54 AM
a lot of

ko71991
04-24-2005, 09:54 AM
puppydungs on the

max2k106
04-24-2005, 09:56 AM
whats-it-there over there.

Hellblazer
04-24-2005, 10:07 AM
Pies that can

max2k106
04-24-2005, 10:13 AM
kill are scary.

Hellblazer
04-24-2005, 10:14 AM
They make men

max2k106
04-24-2005, 10:15 AM
kill each other.

dirka dirka
04-24-2005, 10:16 AM
You're all postwhores.

Hellblazer
04-24-2005, 10:17 AM
Chipmunks can be

max2k106
04-24-2005, 10:17 AM
You're all postwhores.

NOOO, REALLY? . . . . Food

ko71991
04-24-2005, 10:25 AM
You're all postwhores.
And proud too! :D

Hellblazer
04-24-2005, 10:36 AM
Postwhoring is really

dirka dirka
04-24-2005, 10:38 AM
damn run, aight.

Hoolwath
04-24-2005, 10:41 AM
Hey, why are

kvon78
04-24-2005, 11:04 AM
there so many

Hellblazer
04-24-2005, 11:12 AM
little rabid squirrels?

kvon78
04-24-2005, 11:13 AM
What if i

Hellblazer
04-24-2005, 11:17 AM
made 100 retarded

speaker4thedead
04-24-2005, 11:24 AM
and mate them

kvon78
04-24-2005, 11:31 AM
and mate them
^ forget that :confused:

banners and made

Hellblazer
04-24-2005, 11:33 AM
and mate them
This doesn't fit in with the story. :mad:

Continuing: chipmunks that ate

The Cheat
04-24-2005, 11:35 AM
a pair of

Hellblazer
04-24-2005, 11:37 AM
medium rare shoes.

The Cheat
04-24-2005, 11:37 AM
Then it died

kvon78
04-24-2005, 11:37 AM
a horrible death.

Hellblazer
04-24-2005, 11:38 AM
The funeral was

The Cheat
04-24-2005, 11:40 AM
very stupid and

dirka dirka
04-24-2005, 11:40 AM
TC's an idiot.

The Cheat
04-24-2005, 11:41 AM
and you suck

dirka dirka
04-24-2005, 11:42 AM
and you suck
Stay in context, you needed to start a new sentence.

I hate cats

Hellblazer
04-24-2005, 11:44 AM
that eat hairy

The Cheat
04-24-2005, 11:44 AM
toads with large

Hoolwath
04-24-2005, 11:45 AM
ugly mouths that

Hellblazer
04-24-2005, 11:49 AM
burp every day.

max2k106
04-24-2005, 11:53 AM
My friend is

kvon78
04-24-2005, 12:04 PM
ON FIRE!!!!11!!!1. Your

The Cheat
04-24-2005, 12:37 PM
cat is in

kvon78
04-24-2005, 12:49 PM
my basment, being

max2k106
04-24-2005, 01:37 PM
really ugly and

zig
04-24-2005, 03:42 PM
terrifying,it scared

Hellblazer
04-24-2005, 03:48 PM
the chipmunks out

kvon78
04-24-2005, 04:31 PM
of hiding and

Shorti987
04-24-2005, 04:42 PM
into my shoe

wolf rayne {D}
04-24-2005, 04:44 PM
where they are

kvon78
04-24-2005, 05:08 PM
now mating repetitivly.

Cross Punisher
04-24-2005, 07:24 PM
What are we

kvon78
04-24-2005, 07:25 PM
talking about? I

savanna
04-24-2005, 07:34 PM
hit a cat

kvon78
04-24-2005, 07:36 PM
with a box

savanna
04-24-2005, 07:51 PM
filled with runny

Blexican
04-24-2005, 08:12 PM
noses and tissues.

Cross Punisher
04-24-2005, 08:24 PM
One plus two

kvon78
04-24-2005, 08:24 PM
is alot of

Shorti987
04-24-2005, 08:37 PM
numbers to add

Cross Punisher
04-24-2005, 09:06 PM
in your head

Ignition
04-25-2005, 06:05 AM
which is why

Hellblazer
04-25-2005, 08:52 AM
pigs can fly.

Ignition
04-25-2005, 08:56 AM
But only when

Krome
04-25-2005, 08:56 AM
the fatlady sings !!

Cross Punisher
04-25-2005, 11:30 AM
War and Peace

zig
04-25-2005, 11:43 AM
is nearly always

Zeratul
04-25-2005, 11:45 AM
a big jig

Hellblazer
04-25-2005, 01:48 PM
to promote smoking.

Krome
04-25-2005, 03:14 PM
I like smoking-and-drinking.

The Cheat
04-25-2005, 03:18 PM
That is good

Krome
04-25-2005, 03:20 PM
and fun to

The Cheat
04-25-2005, 03:22 PM
get drunk and

Krome
04-25-2005, 03:24 PM
that is fun.

The Cheat
04-25-2005, 03:24 PM
We then wonder

*The Nothing*
04-25-2005, 03:26 PM
why they go

Krome
04-25-2005, 03:27 PM
, good for you.

The Cheat
04-25-2005, 03:28 PM
Then we meet

Krome
04-25-2005, 03:28 PM
and get drunk (again).

Hellblazer
04-25-2005, 03:28 PM
the maker of

Krome
04-25-2005, 03:29 PM
the simpsons is

kvon78
04-25-2005, 05:33 PM
under-paid and over-rated.

The Cheat
04-25-2005, 05:49 PM
He is not

kvon78
04-25-2005, 05:51 PM
an aquatic mamal

dark cobra
04-25-2005, 06:00 PM
in big tights

Fire Legend
04-25-2005, 06:05 PM
but, he is

T3 Terminater
04-25-2005, 06:06 PM
a fat idiot

Fire Legend
04-25-2005, 06:08 PM
yea but his

T3 Terminater
04-25-2005, 06:09 PM
mom is fatter.

kvon78
04-25-2005, 06:09 PM
My mom is

T3 Terminater
04-25-2005, 06:10 PM
so frickin' hot.

Fire Legend
04-25-2005, 06:13 PM
she is so

Fire Legend
04-25-2005, 06:14 PM
good with me

max2k106
04-25-2005, 06:57 PM
. I rape hamsters.

kvon78
04-25-2005, 06:59 PM
. I rape hamsters.
wow max...wow.

max2k106
04-25-2005, 07:02 PM
I'll rape you! :p

ko71991
04-25-2005, 07:03 PM
*runs on a wheel*

max2k106
04-25-2005, 07:10 PM
Three words buddy.

kvon78
04-25-2005, 07:10 PM
are hamsters fun?

max2k106
04-25-2005, 07:11 PM
Fun as ever ;-)

Spit_101
04-25-2005, 07:12 PM
(Make more than 3-word sentences dumbasses)

The hamburger puppet

ko71991
04-25-2005, 07:13 PM
Me dumbass? Uh-oh!

Zeratul
04-25-2005, 07:26 PM
.and there was

ko71991
04-25-2005, 07:27 PM
a little piggy,

kvon78
04-25-2005, 07:27 PM
dressed like a

Zeratul
04-25-2005, 07:29 PM
sheppard, go figure!

ko71991
04-25-2005, 07:29 PM
Go figure is

kvon78
04-25-2005, 07:31 PM
a hippie phrase.

ko71991
04-25-2005, 07:33 PM
which means suck

Zeratul
04-25-2005, 07:36 PM
a hunka coal.

ko71991
04-25-2005, 07:37 PM
SO they burned

Zeratul
04-25-2005, 07:39 PM
some random reputation.

ko71991
04-25-2005, 07:40 PM
so they can

Zeratul
04-25-2005, 07:42 PM
get more bars

kvon78
04-25-2005, 07:43 PM
like cingular wireless.

ko71991
04-25-2005, 07:43 PM
That's impossible boy.

Zeratul
04-25-2005, 07:44 PM
cathrine zeta-jones (drool)

ko71991
04-25-2005, 07:46 PM
Is drool-a-liscious, apparently.

Zeratul
04-25-2005, 07:51 PM
your damn right!

ko71991
04-25-2005, 08:56 PM
Am I? Or

Cross Punisher
04-25-2005, 10:19 PM
are we crazy

Zeratul
04-26-2005, 05:07 AM
insane cy-borg units

Ignition
04-26-2005, 05:39 AM
are even more

The Cheat
04-26-2005, 05:50 AM
happy than those

Ignition
04-26-2005, 05:54 AM
drule-a-lishious other

Thargor
04-26-2005, 06:21 AM
... In other news

Zeratul
04-26-2005, 06:32 AM
the sun burned.

Blexican
04-26-2005, 07:39 AM
The restless canuck

Hellblazer
04-26-2005, 09:03 AM
shot himself in

Zeratul
04-26-2005, 10:48 AM
the foot.

speaker4thedead
04-26-2005, 10:52 AM
he screamd and

Zeratul
04-26-2005, 10:55 AM
hobbled away.

.Vash.
04-26-2005, 11:12 AM
(zeratule your post to use 3 words not 2)

Then we all

zig
04-26-2005, 11:15 AM
go to help

.Vash.
04-26-2005, 11:33 AM
the man in

Zeratul
04-26-2005, 11:50 AM
lobby.

BTW you can post up to three words

zig
04-26-2005, 11:51 AM
The car that

Zeratul
04-26-2005, 11:53 AM
went vroom vroom

+1 dark throne recrutment, your welcome zig.

Cross Punisher
04-26-2005, 12:12 PM
chugged along slowly

.Vash.
04-26-2005, 12:14 PM
then it stoped

Fire Legend
04-26-2005, 12:43 PM
and it died.

Cube Insomniac
04-26-2005, 12:59 PM
Went to hell

The Cheat
04-26-2005, 03:28 PM
then came back

Hellblazer
04-26-2005, 04:09 PM
to kill Bush.

Fire Legend
04-26-2005, 04:10 PM
then ate cheat.

The Cheat
04-26-2005, 04:10 PM
so not true

Fire Legend
04-26-2005, 04:12 PM
it so is

The Cheat
04-26-2005, 04:14 PM
That is dumb

Hellblazer
04-26-2005, 04:15 PM
because it not-gammatically-correct.
(new, grammatically correct, sentence guys) :dry:

The Cheat
04-26-2005, 04:16 PM
Then we decided

Fire Legend
04-26-2005, 04:23 PM
you are stupid

T3 Terminater
04-26-2005, 04:37 PM
so am I.

Cross Punisher
04-26-2005, 06:06 PM
I am so

dark cobra
04-26-2005, 06:59 PM
stoned right now.

ko71991
04-26-2005, 07:15 PM
Something evil here

Cross Punisher
04-26-2005, 07:18 PM
comes out of

Zeratul
04-26-2005, 07:22 PM
it huge shell.

Cross Punisher
04-26-2005, 07:26 PM
Knowledge is power

ko71991
04-26-2005, 07:27 PM
and monkies break-dance.

Fire Legend
04-26-2005, 07:30 PM
to impress their

ko71991
04-26-2005, 07:31 PM
Notice the period?

Fire Legend
04-26-2005, 07:33 PM
u ruined it

ko71991
04-26-2005, 07:34 PM
No, you did.

kvon78
04-26-2005, 07:36 PM
i agree completly.

Fire Legend
04-26-2005, 07:37 PM
wow....anyway..... back to thread

Kvon is a

kvon78
04-26-2005, 07:38 PM
horribly mean spirited

ko71991
04-26-2005, 07:39 PM
tasty, hot pie!

Zeratul
04-26-2005, 07:45 PM
2 for 1$

T3 Terminater
04-26-2005, 07:46 PM
and barfed on

ko71991
04-26-2005, 07:48 PM
some, old squirrel

Zeratul
04-26-2005, 07:49 PM
the cash register

T3 Terminater
04-26-2005, 07:50 PM
exploded and killed

kvon78
04-26-2005, 07:52 PM
four gaint ducks

Zeratul
04-26-2005, 07:52 PM
a giant dog

kvon78
04-26-2005, 07:53 PM
and 2 naked

Zeratul
04-26-2005, 07:55 PM
polar bears

T3 Terminater
04-26-2005, 07:56 PM
and farted on

wolf rayne {D}
04-27-2005, 05:57 AM
your head, then

Ignition
04-27-2005, 05:58 AM
decided to go

wolf rayne {D}
04-27-2005, 05:59 AM
to disney land

Ignition
04-27-2005, 06:06 AM
where they got

Fire Legend
04-27-2005, 07:14 AM
laid two times.

Zeratul
04-27-2005, 07:37 AM
by mickey mouse.

Ignition
04-27-2005, 08:53 AM
yup. both of

speaker4thedead
04-27-2005, 08:57 AM
them like monkey's

Ignition
04-27-2005, 09:02 AM
. They went to

zig
04-27-2005, 10:41 AM
the Animal Kingdom

Zeratul
04-27-2005, 10:55 AM
ate some poo

Cross Punisher
04-27-2005, 11:24 AM
at the zoo.

Hellblazer
04-27-2005, 11:35 AM
Someone farted in

speaker4thedead
04-27-2005, 01:30 PM
and passed out

Hellblazer
04-27-2005, 01:39 PM
on his couch.

The Cheat
04-27-2005, 02:41 PM
He then cooked

Spit_101
04-27-2005, 02:45 PM
a teen titan

kvon78
04-27-2005, 02:46 PM
that was coverd

Spit_101
04-27-2005, 02:50 PM
in Hellblazer's spam.

kvon78
04-27-2005, 02:51 PM
Spam is really

The Cheat
04-27-2005, 02:57 PM
made up of

Hoolwath
04-27-2005, 03:07 PM
a skilled writing,

Fire Legend
04-27-2005, 03:08 PM
author at college.

The Cheat
04-27-2005, 03:09 PM
Soon after we

ko71991
04-27-2005, 06:37 PM
eat, potato pie,

The Cheat
04-27-2005, 08:14 PM
with green fuzz

Blexican
04-27-2005, 08:16 PM
on peaches. So

The Cheat
04-27-2005, 08:17 PM
we had a

kvon78
04-27-2005, 08:19 PM
nap or two

The Cheat
04-27-2005, 08:21 PM
then we punched

kvon78
04-27-2005, 08:21 PM
a moose in

The Cheat
04-27-2005, 08:23 PM
his big fat

Blexican
04-27-2005, 08:24 PM
butt, invented the

kvon78
04-27-2005, 08:24 PM
feet, that were

The Cheat
04-27-2005, 08:25 PM
covered in really

Blexican
04-27-2005, 08:25 PM
nasty wet socks.

kvon78
04-27-2005, 08:26 PM
Eventualy we will

The Cheat
04-27-2005, 08:26 PM
end this thread

kvon78
04-27-2005, 08:27 PM
unless it can't

The Cheat
04-27-2005, 08:29 PM
but just maybe

Blexican
04-27-2005, 08:30 PM
pull a rabbit

ko71991
04-27-2005, 08:30 PM
out of a

kvon78
04-27-2005, 08:31 PM
homless man's dirty

ko71991
04-27-2005, 08:31 PM
ashtray, so he

Blexican
04-27-2005, 08:32 PM
, Cav Over Here

ko71991
04-27-2005, 08:33 PM
missed my black

Cross Punisher
04-27-2005, 09:15 PM
unorderedly written sentence.

Studmuffin
04-27-2005, 09:16 PM
The moose went

sub the hendrix
04-27-2005, 10:35 PM
to Hell, not

Cross Punisher
04-27-2005, 11:38 PM
around the world

dark cobra
04-28-2005, 05:35 AM
because he was

Ignition
04-28-2005, 05:44 AM
not only dead

Cross Punisher
04-28-2005, 06:37 AM
but also in

Fire Legend
04-28-2005, 07:55 AM
big man's tights.

Blexican
04-28-2005, 08:06 AM
I wish I

Thebronze
04-28-2005, 08:53 AM
had a pair of

Krome
04-28-2005, 08:56 AM
clean underwear. I