BETTER three word story (no flaming!)

[DARKSMILE]

Today I saw

[ko71991]

a retarded story.

[max2k106]

A hobo danced

[ko71991]

the crip walk,

[Hellblazer]

while listening to

[ko71991]

Total Heart Eclipse.

[DARKSMILE]

me and you

[max2k106]

love each other. :D

[DARKSMILE]

But the bad

[ko71991]

wolf ate me.

[max2k106]

Haha, sucker . . . yeah

[ko71991]

You're the wolf!

[max2k106]

Sure I am.

[ko71991]

Ew, I'm poisonous...

[DARKSMILE]

mushrooms are poisenouse

[Cross Punisher]

as is everything

[ko71991]

mushrooms are poisenouse
No they're not!

[banditto]

...if you cook...

[Cross Punisher]

them without fire

[kvon78]

you didn't really

[ko71991]

make them fly! (duh!)

[Cross Punisher]

Actually there are

[max2k106]

a lot of

[ko71991]

puppydungs on the

[max2k106]

whats-it-there over there.

[Hellblazer]

Pies that can

[max2k106]

kill are scary.

[Hellblazer]

They make men

[max2k106]

kill each other.

[dirka dirka]

You're all postwhores.

[Hellblazer]

Chipmunks can be

[max2k106]

You're all postwhores.

NOOO, REALLY? . . . . Food

[ko71991]

You're all postwhores.
And proud too! :D

[Hellblazer]

Postwhoring is really

[dirka dirka]

damn run, aight.

[Hoolwath]

Hey, why are

[kvon78]

there so many

[Hellblazer]

little rabid squirrels?

[kvon78]

What if i

[Hellblazer]

made 100 retarded

[speaker4thedead]

and mate them

[kvon78]

and mate them
^ forget that :confused:

banners and made

[Hellblazer]

and mate them
This doesn't fit in with the story. :mad:

Continuing: chipmunks that ate

[The Cheat]

a pair of

[Hellblazer]

medium rare shoes.

[The Cheat]

Then it died

[kvon78]

a horrible death.

[Hellblazer]

The funeral was

[The Cheat]

very stupid and

[dirka dirka]

TC's an idiot.

[The Cheat]

and you suck

[dirka dirka]

and you suck
Stay in context, you needed to start a new sentence.

I hate cats

[Hellblazer]

that eat hairy

[The Cheat]

toads with large

[Hoolwath]

ugly mouths that

[Hellblazer]

burp every day.

[max2k106]

My friend is

[kvon78]

ON FIRE!!!!11!!!1. Your

[The Cheat]

cat is in

[kvon78]

my basment, being

[max2k106]

really ugly and

[zig]

terrifying,it scared

[Hellblazer]

the chipmunks out

[kvon78]

of hiding and

[Shorti987]

into my shoe

[wolf rayne {D}]

where they are

[kvon78]

now mating repetitivly.

[Cross Punisher]

What are we

[kvon78]

talking about? I

[savanna]

hit a cat

[kvon78]

with a box

[savanna]

filled with runny

[Blexican]

noses and tissues.

[Cross Punisher]

One plus two

[kvon78]

is alot of

[Shorti987]

numbers to add

[Cross Punisher]

in your head

[Ignition]

which is why

[Hellblazer]

pigs can fly.

[Ignition]

But only when

[Krome]

the fatlady sings !!

[Cross Punisher]

War and Peace

[zig]

is nearly always

[Zeratul]

a big jig

[Hellblazer]

to promote smoking.

[Krome]

I like smoking-and-drinking.

[The Cheat]

That is good

[Krome]

and fun to

[The Cheat]

get drunk and

[Krome]

that is fun.

[The Cheat]

We then wonder

[*The Nothing*]

why they go

[Krome]

, good for you.

[The Cheat]

Then we meet

[Krome]

and get drunk (again).

[Hellblazer]

the maker of

[Krome]

the simpsons is

[kvon78]

under-paid and over-rated.

[The Cheat]

He is not

[kvon78]

an aquatic mamal

[dark cobra]

in big tights

[Fire Legend]

but, he is

[T3 Terminater]

a fat idiot

[Fire Legend]

yea but his

[T3 Terminater]

mom is fatter.

[kvon78]

My mom is

[T3 Terminater]

so frickin' hot.

[Fire Legend]

she is so

[Fire Legend]

good with me

[max2k106]

. I rape hamsters.

[kvon78]

. I rape hamsters.
wow max...wow.

[max2k106]

I'll rape you! :p

[ko71991]

*runs on a wheel*

[max2k106]

Three words buddy.

[kvon78]

are hamsters fun?

[max2k106]

Fun as ever ;-)

[Spit_101]

(Make more than 3-word sentences dumbasses)

The hamburger puppet

[ko71991]

Me dumbass? Uh-oh!

[Zeratul]

.and there was

[ko71991]

a little piggy,

[kvon78]

dressed like a

[Zeratul]

sheppard, go figure!

[ko71991]

Go figure is

[kvon78]

a hippie phrase.

[ko71991]

which means suck

[Zeratul]

a hunka coal.

[ko71991]

SO they burned

[Zeratul]

some random reputation.

[ko71991]

so they can

[Zeratul]

get more bars

[kvon78]

like cingular wireless.

[ko71991]

That's impossible boy.

[Zeratul]

cathrine zeta-jones (drool)

[ko71991]

Is drool-a-liscious, apparently.

[Zeratul]

your damn right!

[ko71991]

Am I? Or

[Cross Punisher]

are we crazy

[Zeratul]

insane cy-borg units

[Ignition]

are even more

[The Cheat]

happy than those

[Ignition]

drule-a-lishious other

[Thargor]

... In other news

[Zeratul]

the sun burned.

[Blexican]

The restless canuck

[Hellblazer]

shot himself in

[Zeratul]

the foot.

[speaker4thedead]

he screamd and

[Zeratul]

hobbled away.

[.Vash.]

(zeratule your post to use 3 words not 2)

Then we all

[zig]

go to help

[.Vash.]

the man in

[Zeratul]

lobby.

BTW you can post up to three words

[zig]

The car that

[Zeratul]

went vroom vroom

+1 dark throne recrutment, your welcome zig.

[Cross Punisher]

chugged along slowly

[.Vash.]

then it stoped

[Fire Legend]

and it died.

[Cube Insomniac]

Went to hell

[The Cheat]

then came back

[Hellblazer]

to kill Bush.

[Fire Legend]

then ate cheat.

[The Cheat]

so not true

[Fire Legend]

it so is

[The Cheat]

That is dumb

[Hellblazer]

because it not-gammatically-correct.
(new, grammatically correct, sentence guys) :dry:

[The Cheat]

Then we decided

[Fire Legend]

you are stupid

[T3 Terminater]

so am I.

[Cross Punisher]

I am so

[dark cobra]

stoned right now.

[ko71991]

Something evil here

[Cross Punisher]

comes out of

[Zeratul]

it huge shell.

[Cross Punisher]

Knowledge is power

[ko71991]

and monkies break-dance.

[Fire Legend]

to impress their

[ko71991]

Notice the period?

[Fire Legend]

u ruined it

[ko71991]

No, you did.

[kvon78]

i agree completly.

[Fire Legend]

wow....anyway..... back to thread

Kvon is a

[kvon78]

horribly mean spirited

[ko71991]

tasty, hot pie!

[Zeratul]

2 for 1$

[T3 Terminater]

and barfed on

[ko71991]

some, old squirrel

[Zeratul]

the cash register

[T3 Terminater]

exploded and killed

[kvon78]

four gaint ducks

[Zeratul]

a giant dog

[kvon78]

and 2 naked

[Zeratul]

polar bears

[T3 Terminater]

and farted on

[wolf rayne {D}]

your head, then

[Ignition]

decided to go

[wolf rayne {D}]

to disney land

[Ignition]

where they got

[Fire Legend]

laid two times.

[Zeratul]

by mickey mouse.

[Ignition]

yup. both of

[speaker4thedead]

them like monkey's

[Ignition]

. They went to

[zig]

the Animal Kingdom

[Zeratul]

ate some poo

[Cross Punisher]

at the zoo.

[Hellblazer]

Someone farted in

[speaker4thedead]

and passed out

[Hellblazer]

on his couch.

[The Cheat]

He then cooked

[Spit_101]

a teen titan

[kvon78]

that was coverd

[Spit_101]

in Hellblazer's spam.

[kvon78]

Spam is really

[The Cheat]

made up of

[Hoolwath]

a skilled writing,

[Fire Legend]

author at college.

[The Cheat]

Soon after we

[ko71991]

eat, potato pie,

[The Cheat]

with green fuzz

[Blexican]

on peaches. So

[The Cheat]

we had a

[kvon78]

nap or two

[The Cheat]

then we punched

[kvon78]

a moose in

[The Cheat]

his big fat

[Blexican]

butt, invented the

[kvon78]

feet, that were

[The Cheat]

covered in really

[Blexican]

nasty wet socks.

[kvon78]

Eventualy we will

[The Cheat]

end this thread

[kvon78]

unless it can't

[The Cheat]

but just maybe

[Blexican]

pull a rabbit

[ko71991]

out of a

[kvon78]

homless man's dirty

[ko71991]

ashtray, so he

[Blexican]

, Cav Over Here

[ko71991]

missed my black

[Cross Punisher]

unorderedly written sentence.

[Studmuffin]

The moose went

[sub the hendrix]

to Hell, not

[Cross Punisher]

around the world

[dark cobra]

because he was

[Ignition]

not only dead

[Cross Punisher]

but also in

[Fire Legend]

big man's tights.

[Blexican]

I wish I

[Thebronze]

had a pair of

[Krome]

clean underwear. I