View Full Version : BETTER three word story (no flaming!)
DARKSMILE
04-24-2005, 10:08 AM
Today I saw
ko71991
04-24-2005, 10:08 AM
a retarded story.
max2k106
04-24-2005, 10:08 AM
A hobo danced
ko71991
04-24-2005, 10:09 AM
the crip walk,
Hellblazer
04-24-2005, 10:09 AM
while listening to
ko71991
04-24-2005, 10:11 AM
Total Heart Eclipse.
DARKSMILE
04-24-2005, 10:11 AM
me and you
max2k106
04-24-2005, 10:12 AM
love each other. :D
DARKSMILE
04-24-2005, 10:12 AM
But the bad
ko71991
04-24-2005, 10:13 AM
wolf ate me.
max2k106
04-24-2005, 10:14 AM
Haha, sucker . . . yeah
ko71991
04-24-2005, 10:17 AM
You're the wolf!
max2k106
04-24-2005, 10:18 AM
Sure I am.
ko71991
04-24-2005, 10:19 AM
Ew, I'm poisonous...
DARKSMILE
04-24-2005, 10:26 AM
mushrooms are poisenouse
Cross Punisher
04-24-2005, 10:30 AM
as is everything
ko71991
04-24-2005, 10:30 AM
mushrooms are poisenouse
No they're not!
banditto
04-24-2005, 10:35 AM
...if you cook...
Cross Punisher
04-24-2005, 10:37 AM
them without fire
kvon78
04-24-2005, 10:38 AM
you didn't really
ko71991
04-24-2005, 10:43 AM
make them fly! (duh!)
Cross Punisher
04-24-2005, 10:49 AM
Actually there are
max2k106
04-24-2005, 10:54 AM
a lot of
ko71991
04-24-2005, 10:54 AM
puppydungs on the
max2k106
04-24-2005, 10:56 AM
whats-it-there over there.
Hellblazer
04-24-2005, 11:07 AM
Pies that can
max2k106
04-24-2005, 11:13 AM
kill are scary.
Hellblazer
04-24-2005, 11:14 AM
They make men
max2k106
04-24-2005, 11:15 AM
kill each other.
dirka dirka
04-24-2005, 11:16 AM
You're all postwhores.
Hellblazer
04-24-2005, 11:17 AM
Chipmunks can be
max2k106
04-24-2005, 11:17 AM
You're all postwhores.
NOOO, REALLY? . . . . Food
ko71991
04-24-2005, 11:25 AM
You're all postwhores.
And proud too! :D
Hellblazer
04-24-2005, 11:36 AM
Postwhoring is really
dirka dirka
04-24-2005, 11:38 AM
damn run, aight.
Hoolwath
04-24-2005, 11:41 AM
Hey, why are
kvon78
04-24-2005, 12:04 PM
there so many
Hellblazer
04-24-2005, 12:12 PM
little rabid squirrels?
kvon78
04-24-2005, 12:13 PM
What if i
Hellblazer
04-24-2005, 12:17 PM
made 100 retarded
speaker4thedead
04-24-2005, 12:24 PM
and mate them
kvon78
04-24-2005, 12:31 PM
and mate them
^ forget that :confused:
banners and made
Hellblazer
04-24-2005, 12:33 PM
and mate them
This doesn't fit in with the story. :mad:
Continuing: chipmunks that ate
The Cheat
04-24-2005, 12:35 PM
a pair of
Hellblazer
04-24-2005, 12:37 PM
medium rare shoes.
The Cheat
04-24-2005, 12:37 PM
Then it died
kvon78
04-24-2005, 12:37 PM
a horrible death.
Hellblazer
04-24-2005, 12:38 PM
The funeral was
The Cheat
04-24-2005, 12:40 PM
very stupid and
dirka dirka
04-24-2005, 12:40 PM
TC's an idiot.
The Cheat
04-24-2005, 12:41 PM
and you suck
dirka dirka
04-24-2005, 12:42 PM
and you suck
Stay in context, you needed to start a new sentence.
I hate cats
Hellblazer
04-24-2005, 12:44 PM
that eat hairy
The Cheat
04-24-2005, 12:44 PM
toads with large
Hoolwath
04-24-2005, 12:45 PM
ugly mouths that
Hellblazer
04-24-2005, 12:49 PM
burp every day.
max2k106
04-24-2005, 12:53 PM
My friend is
kvon78
04-24-2005, 01:04 PM
ON FIRE!!!!11!!!1. Your
The Cheat
04-24-2005, 01:37 PM
cat is in
kvon78
04-24-2005, 01:49 PM
my basment, being
max2k106
04-24-2005, 02:37 PM
really ugly and
Hellblazer
04-24-2005, 04:48 PM
the chipmunks out
kvon78
04-24-2005, 05:31 PM
of hiding and
Shorti987
04-24-2005, 05:42 PM
into my shoe
wolf rayne {D}
04-24-2005, 05:44 PM
where they are
kvon78
04-24-2005, 06:08 PM
now mating repetitivly.
Cross Punisher
04-24-2005, 08:24 PM
What are we
kvon78
04-24-2005, 08:25 PM
talking about? I
savanna
04-24-2005, 08:34 PM
hit a cat
kvon78
04-24-2005, 08:36 PM
with a box
savanna
04-24-2005, 08:51 PM
filled with runny
Blexican
04-24-2005, 09:12 PM
noses and tissues.
Cross Punisher
04-24-2005, 09:24 PM
One plus two
kvon78
04-24-2005, 09:24 PM
is alot of
Shorti987
04-24-2005, 09:37 PM
numbers to add
Cross Punisher
04-24-2005, 10:06 PM
in your head
Ignition
04-25-2005, 07:05 AM
which is why
Hellblazer
04-25-2005, 09:52 AM
pigs can fly.
Ignition
04-25-2005, 09:56 AM
But only when
Krome
04-25-2005, 09:56 AM
the fatlady sings !!
Cross Punisher
04-25-2005, 12:30 PM
War and Peace
Zeratul
04-25-2005, 12:45 PM
a big jig
Hellblazer
04-25-2005, 02:48 PM
to promote smoking.
Krome
04-25-2005, 04:14 PM
I like smoking-and-drinking.
The Cheat
04-25-2005, 04:18 PM
That is good
Krome
04-25-2005, 04:20 PM
and fun to
The Cheat
04-25-2005, 04:22 PM
get drunk and
Krome
04-25-2005, 04:24 PM
that is fun.
The Cheat
04-25-2005, 04:24 PM
We then wonder
*The Nothing*
04-25-2005, 04:26 PM
why they go
Krome
04-25-2005, 04:27 PM
, good for you.
The Cheat
04-25-2005, 04:28 PM
Then we meet
Krome
04-25-2005, 04:28 PM
and get drunk (again).
Hellblazer
04-25-2005, 04:28 PM
the maker of
Krome
04-25-2005, 04:29 PM
the simpsons is
kvon78
04-25-2005, 06:33 PM
under-paid and over-rated.
The Cheat
04-25-2005, 06:49 PM
He is not
kvon78
04-25-2005, 06:51 PM
an aquatic mamal
dark cobra
04-25-2005, 07:00 PM
in big tights
Fire Legend
04-25-2005, 07:05 PM
but, he is
T3 Terminater
04-25-2005, 07:06 PM
a fat idiot
Fire Legend
04-25-2005, 07:08 PM
yea but his
T3 Terminater
04-25-2005, 07:09 PM
mom is fatter.
kvon78
04-25-2005, 07:09 PM
My mom is
T3 Terminater
04-25-2005, 07:10 PM
so frickin' hot.
Fire Legend
04-25-2005, 07:13 PM
she is so
Fire Legend
04-25-2005, 07:14 PM
good with me
max2k106
04-25-2005, 07:57 PM
. I rape hamsters.
kvon78
04-25-2005, 07:59 PM
. I rape hamsters.
wow max...wow.
max2k106
04-25-2005, 08:02 PM
I'll rape you! :p
ko71991
04-25-2005, 08:03 PM
*runs on a wheel*
max2k106
04-25-2005, 08:10 PM
Three words buddy.
kvon78
04-25-2005, 08:10 PM
are hamsters fun?
max2k106
04-25-2005, 08:11 PM
Fun as ever ;-)
Spit_101
04-25-2005, 08:12 PM
(Make more than 3-word sentences dumbasses)
The hamburger puppet
ko71991
04-25-2005, 08:13 PM
Me dumbass? Uh-oh!
Zeratul
04-25-2005, 08:26 PM
.and there was
ko71991
04-25-2005, 08:27 PM
a little piggy,
kvon78
04-25-2005, 08:27 PM
dressed like a
Zeratul
04-25-2005, 08:29 PM
sheppard, go figure!
ko71991
04-25-2005, 08:29 PM
Go figure is
kvon78
04-25-2005, 08:31 PM
a hippie phrase.
ko71991
04-25-2005, 08:33 PM
which means suck
Zeratul
04-25-2005, 08:36 PM
a hunka coal.
ko71991
04-25-2005, 08:37 PM
SO they burned
Zeratul
04-25-2005, 08:39 PM
some random reputation.
ko71991
04-25-2005, 08:40 PM
so they can
Zeratul
04-25-2005, 08:42 PM
get more bars
kvon78
04-25-2005, 08:43 PM
like cingular wireless.
ko71991
04-25-2005, 08:43 PM
That's impossible boy.
Zeratul
04-25-2005, 08:44 PM
cathrine zeta-jones (drool)
ko71991
04-25-2005, 08:46 PM
Is drool-a-liscious, apparently.
Zeratul
04-25-2005, 08:51 PM
your damn right!
ko71991
04-25-2005, 09:56 PM
Am I? Or
Cross Punisher
04-25-2005, 11:19 PM
are we crazy
Zeratul
04-26-2005, 06:07 AM
insane cy-borg units
Ignition
04-26-2005, 06:39 AM
are even more
The Cheat
04-26-2005, 06:50 AM
happy than those
Ignition
04-26-2005, 06:54 AM
drule-a-lishious other
Thargor
04-26-2005, 07:21 AM
... In other news
Zeratul
04-26-2005, 07:32 AM
the sun burned.
Blexican
04-26-2005, 08:39 AM
The restless canuck
Hellblazer
04-26-2005, 10:03 AM
shot himself in
Zeratul
04-26-2005, 11:48 AM
the foot.
speaker4thedead
04-26-2005, 11:52 AM
he screamd and
Zeratul
04-26-2005, 11:55 AM
hobbled away.
.Vash.
04-26-2005, 12:12 PM
(zeratule your post to use 3 words not 2)
Then we all
.Vash.
04-26-2005, 12:33 PM
the man in
Zeratul
04-26-2005, 12:50 PM
lobby.
BTW you can post up to three words
Zeratul
04-26-2005, 12:53 PM
went vroom vroom
+1 dark throne recrutment, your welcome zig.
Cross Punisher
04-26-2005, 01:12 PM
chugged along slowly
.Vash.
04-26-2005, 01:14 PM
then it stoped
Fire Legend
04-26-2005, 01:43 PM
and it died.
Cube Insomniac
04-26-2005, 01:59 PM
Went to hell
The Cheat
04-26-2005, 04:28 PM
then came back
Hellblazer
04-26-2005, 05:09 PM
to kill Bush.
Fire Legend
04-26-2005, 05:10 PM
then ate cheat.
The Cheat
04-26-2005, 05:10 PM
so not true
Fire Legend
04-26-2005, 05:12 PM
it so is
The Cheat
04-26-2005, 05:14 PM
That is dumb
Hellblazer
04-26-2005, 05:15 PM
because it not-gammatically-correct.
(new, grammatically correct, sentence guys) :dry:
The Cheat
04-26-2005, 05:16 PM
Then we decided
Fire Legend
04-26-2005, 05:23 PM
you are stupid
T3 Terminater
04-26-2005, 05:37 PM
so am I.
Cross Punisher
04-26-2005, 07:06 PM
I am so
dark cobra
04-26-2005, 07:59 PM
stoned right now.
ko71991
04-26-2005, 08:15 PM
Something evil here
Cross Punisher
04-26-2005, 08:18 PM
comes out of
Zeratul
04-26-2005, 08:22 PM
it huge shell.
Cross Punisher
04-26-2005, 08:26 PM
Knowledge is power
ko71991
04-26-2005, 08:27 PM
and monkies break-dance.
Fire Legend
04-26-2005, 08:30 PM
to impress their
ko71991
04-26-2005, 08:31 PM
Notice the period?
Fire Legend
04-26-2005, 08:33 PM
u ruined it
ko71991
04-26-2005, 08:34 PM
No, you did.
kvon78
04-26-2005, 08:36 PM
i agree completly.
Fire Legend
04-26-2005, 08:37 PM
wow....anyway..... back to thread
Kvon is a
kvon78
04-26-2005, 08:38 PM
horribly mean spirited
ko71991
04-26-2005, 08:39 PM
tasty, hot pie!
Zeratul
04-26-2005, 08:45 PM
2 for 1$
T3 Terminater
04-26-2005, 08:46 PM
and barfed on
ko71991
04-26-2005, 08:48 PM
some, old squirrel
Zeratul
04-26-2005, 08:49 PM
the cash register
T3 Terminater
04-26-2005, 08:50 PM
exploded and killed
kvon78
04-26-2005, 08:52 PM
four gaint ducks
Zeratul
04-26-2005, 08:52 PM
a giant dog
kvon78
04-26-2005, 08:53 PM
and 2 naked
Zeratul
04-26-2005, 08:55 PM
polar bears
T3 Terminater
04-26-2005, 08:56 PM
and farted on
wolf rayne {D}
04-27-2005, 06:57 AM
your head, then
Ignition
04-27-2005, 06:58 AM
decided to go
wolf rayne {D}
04-27-2005, 06:59 AM
to disney land
Ignition
04-27-2005, 07:06 AM
where they got
Fire Legend
04-27-2005, 08:14 AM
laid two times.
Zeratul
04-27-2005, 08:37 AM
by mickey mouse.
Ignition
04-27-2005, 09:53 AM
yup. both of
speaker4thedead
04-27-2005, 09:57 AM
them like monkey's
Ignition
04-27-2005, 10:02 AM
. They went to
Zeratul
04-27-2005, 11:55 AM
ate some poo
Cross Punisher
04-27-2005, 12:24 PM
at the zoo.
Hellblazer
04-27-2005, 12:35 PM
Someone farted in
speaker4thedead
04-27-2005, 02:30 PM
and passed out
Hellblazer
04-27-2005, 02:39 PM
on his couch.
The Cheat
04-27-2005, 03:41 PM
He then cooked
Spit_101
04-27-2005, 03:45 PM
a teen titan
kvon78
04-27-2005, 03:46 PM
that was coverd
Spit_101
04-27-2005, 03:50 PM
in Hellblazer's spam.
kvon78
04-27-2005, 03:51 PM
Spam is really
The Cheat
04-27-2005, 03:57 PM
made up of
Hoolwath
04-27-2005, 04:07 PM
a skilled writing,
Fire Legend
04-27-2005, 04:08 PM
author at college.
The Cheat
04-27-2005, 04:09 PM
Soon after we
ko71991
04-27-2005, 07:37 PM
eat, potato pie,
The Cheat
04-27-2005, 09:14 PM
with green fuzz
Blexican
04-27-2005, 09:16 PM
on peaches. So
The Cheat
04-27-2005, 09:17 PM
we had a
kvon78
04-27-2005, 09:19 PM
nap or two
The Cheat
04-27-2005, 09:21 PM
then we punched
kvon78
04-27-2005, 09:21 PM
a moose in
The Cheat
04-27-2005, 09:23 PM
his big fat
Blexican
04-27-2005, 09:24 PM
butt, invented the
kvon78
04-27-2005, 09:24 PM
feet, that were
The Cheat
04-27-2005, 09:25 PM
covered in really
Blexican
04-27-2005, 09:25 PM
nasty wet socks.
kvon78
04-27-2005, 09:26 PM
Eventualy we will
The Cheat
04-27-2005, 09:26 PM
end this thread
kvon78
04-27-2005, 09:27 PM
unless it can't
The Cheat
04-27-2005, 09:29 PM
but just maybe
Blexican
04-27-2005, 09:30 PM
pull a rabbit
ko71991
04-27-2005, 09:30 PM
out of a
kvon78
04-27-2005, 09:31 PM
homless man's dirty
ko71991
04-27-2005, 09:31 PM
ashtray, so he
Blexican
04-27-2005, 09:32 PM
, Cav Over Here
ko71991
04-27-2005, 09:33 PM
missed my black
Cross Punisher
04-27-2005, 10:15 PM
unorderedly written sentence.
Studmuffin
04-27-2005, 10:16 PM
The moose went
sub the hendrix
04-27-2005, 11:35 PM
to Hell, not
Cross Punisher
04-28-2005, 12:38 AM
around the world
dark cobra
04-28-2005, 06:35 AM
because he was
Ignition
04-28-2005, 06:44 AM
not only dead
Cross Punisher
04-28-2005, 07:37 AM
but also in
Fire Legend
04-28-2005, 08:55 AM
big man's tights.
Blexican
04-28-2005, 09:06 AM
I wish I
Thebronze
04-28-2005, 09:53 AM
had a pair of
Krome
04-28-2005, 09:56 AM
clean underwear. I
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