BETTER three word story (no flaming!)

[Tag Captain]

reply number 18,000.

[Krome]

reply number 18,002

[Tag Captain]

really really rocked.

(That's my post by the way Krome, not yours :D)

[Krome]

I hate tests.

(Ok :))

[Tag Captain]

But I like

[Krome]

cheese sandwichs. I

[kvon78]

can scare children

[Spit_101]

because I'm kvon78.

[Hellblazer]

The children all

[Cross Punisher]

eat cold hotdogs

[Hellblazer]

while drinking cold

[Cross Punisher]

sprite with ice

[Hellblazer]

and many lemons.

[Spit_101]

Sprite = lemon & lime!

[Hellblazer]

Coke originally had

[The Cheat]

a drug named

[Hellblazer]

The Cheat which

[The Cheat]

is very cool.

[Hellblazer]

Smoking is bad.

[The Cheat]

yes it is

[Hellblazer]

It's can cause

[Hellblazer]

It can cause

Edit: Oops, sorry.

[The Cheat]

Cancer and Death.

[Hellblazer]

Fortunately, doctors know

[The Cheat]

how to dance

[Geeky_Bastard]

in the hall

[The Cheat]

with the candlestick

[Hellblazer]

and burn everything.

[Cross Punisher]

Did you know

[Hellblazer]

that racoons can

[Cross Punisher]

blink and breath

[kvon78]

while eating their

[ko71991]

knock-out burgers with

[Cross Punisher]

out failing to

[Hellblazer]

the ground, dead.

[Cross Punisher]

In the morning

[Zeratul]

we need coffee

[Ignition]

so that we

[Krome]

go and suck

[Thebronze]

on some meat

[Krome]

and munch on

(lets not get dirty here.)

[Thebronze]

vegies and carrot-sticks

(it wasnt meant to be dirty)

[Hoolwath]

, which are rotten.

[Thebronze]

As life goes

[Zeratul]

on, the soap

[zig]

which we use

[Cross Punisher]

molds up badly

[Zeratul]

in the sun

[Hellblazer]

in a galaxy

[Cross Punisher]

far, far, away.

[megahizu]

I like cookies,

[The Cheat]

I'm really sick

[megahizu]

of eating cookies,

(don't change the topic grml)

[Tag Captain]

(so) I eat cheese.

[Hellblazer]

Cheese doesn't clog

[The Cheat]

the kitchen sink

[kvon78]

, because the sink

[The Cheat]

is going to

[kvon78]

explode! Eventualy the

[Ignition]

demon will come

[The Cheat]

and give candy

[Ignition]

too all the

[The Cheat]

good little boys

[Zeratul]

pop-rocks and cola :D

[Ignition]

and girls that

[The Cheat]

do naughty things

[Ignition]

to little boys

[The Cheat]

which are x-rated

[Ignition]

are given candy.

[The Cheat]

The moon once

[Cross Punisher]

had a shadow

[Hellblazer]

that ate other

[Cross Punisher]

version of itself

[Hellblazer]

in order to

[Zeratul]

save himself from

[Ignition]

my stupidness so

[Cross Punisher]

he can't die

[Zeratul]

in another part

[zig]

of the universe.

[Zeratul]

space aliens named

[_Thunder_]

zeratul and thunder

[Zeratul]

*yes* we are aliens

[_Thunder_]

that are out

[The Cheat]

in deep space.

[Hellblazer]

A pickle flew

[Cross Punisher]

up my nose

[Shorti987]

and out my

[_Thunder_]

face. The dog

[The Cheat]

killed the cat

[T3 Terminater]

and butchered its

[The Cheat]

best friend named

[_Thunder_]

doggy dog piper

[wr4th4]

who had three

[Cross Punisher]

little pigs capable

[The Cheat]

of building houses

[_Thunder_]

out of some

[Krome]

frying pans to

[_Thunder_]

the other end

[Hellblazer]

of the universe.

[_Thunder_]

In later news

[Zeratul]

Thunder came back *yay*

[Ignition]

and we all

[Cross Punisher]

danced a jig,

[Ignition]

as he has

[Zeratul]

and got some

[Ignition]

people to come

[Krome]

to vote here.

[Zeratul]

press this (about:blank) button

[Ignition]

and look like

[Krome]

a fool for

[Zeratul]

clicking my link :P

[zig]

This means that

[Krome]

the end is-near.

[Cross Punisher]

While we wait

[megahizu]

chinas economy definitely

[Krome]

needs shaping up.

[Cross Punisher]

Green is the

[kvon78]

color of many

[Hellblazer]

little gerbils that

[EvO!]

eat there head.

[Hellblazer]

Mutants are very

[EvO!]

dumb like you.

[Cross Punisher]

Squares are not

[EvO!]

dumb like hellblazer

[Hellblazer]

, who is smart.

[EvO!]

I think that

[Hellblazer]

glaciers move very

[EvO!]

slow to the

[Hellblazer]

beat of rap.

[EvO!]

Bottle is soooooo

[Hellblazer]

cool, but he

[EvO!]

to good at

[Hellblazer]

being "the man".

[Cross Punisher]

Stop, drop, and

[Blexican]

kaboom baby, they

[Krome]

all fell down.

[Hellblazer]

The Mushroom Kingdom

[Cross Punisher]

blows bubbles thanks

[Zeratul]

over at the

[Ignition]

under ground people,

[Hellblazer]

who hate me.

[speaker4thedead]

and they go

[Krome]

and shove it

[Hellblazer]

up their a$$.

Edit: I ended the same sentence twice, lol.

[Krome]

Did you-have to-swear.

[Hellblazer]

A$$ isn't a-curse-it's-another-way-to-say-butt.

[Krome]

Whatever, lets carry

[Hellblazer]

water up a

[Ignition]

hill to get

[kvon78]

a shiny sticker!

[Ignition]

that is capable

[_Thunder_]

of destroying the

[zig]

whole kingdom of

[_Thunder_]

Amaroth and Glamdring.

[The Cheat]

Let's go to

[Hellblazer]

the movies with

[Shorti987]

a snowman that

[Krome]

reaked havoc all-over-town.

[Hellblazer]

The world blew

[zig]

up because many

[Krome]

nukes were fired.

[Hellblazer]

Bush fired them.

[Krome]

Good for him.

[Hellblazer]

Unfortunately, a big

[Krome]

cheese sandwich came

[The Cheat]

down from the

[Hellblazer]

sky to land

[The Cheat]

on a man

[Hellblazer]

sitting on a

[kvon78]

bench made of

[sub the hendrix]

tiny styrofoam pellets.

[22woger22]

Underneath this bench,

[Krome]

lies-a giant anaconda,

[22woger22]

which likes to eat

[Hellblazer]

potatoes with onions.

[22woger22]

The anaconda bit

[Hellblazer]

Cyborg on his

[22woger22]

weak spot, which

[Hellblazer]

is near his

[kvon78]

legs and thighs.

[Hellblazer]

He went to

[kvon78]

the AA meeting

[Hellblazer]

to get some

[Krome]

cheese sandwichs to

[kvon78]

wash down those

[Krome]

dirty, flakey maggots.

[death_boy]

then they found

[Shorti987]

a dinosaur walking

[death_boy]

on smelly poo

[Krome]

. Cheese sandwichs rule!

(let's get more sanitary here please)

[Ignition]

Because they seem

[death_boy]

so so cheesy

[Cross Punisher]

when hungry, but

[ko71991]

purple, fluffy things

[Hellblazer]

can interfere with

[ko71991]

some of the

[Hellblazer]

poor little hobos.

[ko71991]

Meanwhile, ducky the

[Hellblazer]

vampire slayer killed

[kvon78]

all those who

[Hellblazer]

all those who
(a little late there)
the prime minister

[ko71991]

of some wierd

[Dove]

non-denominational sect

[Hellblazer]

of some wierd
foreign country that

[ko71991]

used pie as

[Hellblazer]

bombs to kill

[ko71991]

little, soapy men.

[Hellblazer]

In other news,

[ko71991]

my tiny nipples

[Hellblazer]

are increasing in

[ko71991]

tiny nipple rate.

[Hellblazer]

Furthermore, Green Day

[ko71991]

is a band(i think)

[Hellblazer]

that is punk.

[ko71991]

Pink is something

[Hellblazer]

that's black. I

[ko71991]

think some guy

[Devlin777]

took my pills

[Hellblazer]

is stalking me.

Edit: Damn! :dry:

[Devlin777]

Luckilly, I've purchased

[ko71991]

pill insurance to

[Cross Punisher]

commit suicide with

[Devlin777]

piles of bills

[ko71991]

that really kills.

[Cross Punisher]

If I died

[_Thunder_]

I would write

[Devlin777]

very little, since

[Geeky_Bastard]

im buried and

[Devlin777]

dead. So instead

[Cross Punisher]

I'll right little

[Devlin777]

but others may

[Cross Punisher]

not care at

[Devlin777]

, like, you know,

[Dove]

not care at

all to have

[Krome]

eny respec 4-eny1.

(innit, lol :p)

[_Thunder_]

By then the

[Krome]

Killer Seizure Robots

[Hellblazer]

had infitrated the

[Cross Punisher]

our brains and

[Ignition]

made us use

[wolf rayne {D}]

rotten cheese against

[Ignition]

our own will.

[wolf rayne {D}]

And then duffman

[Ignition]

decided that since

[Zeratul]

wolf rayne is

[Ignition]

a realy big

[_Thunder_]

rep whore who

[Zeratul]

that's me baby ;)

[Ignition]

( how does that fit...or even apply to this? )
. When we are

[_Thunder_]

gliding down to