BETTER three word story (no flaming!)

[Cross Punisher]

the souther side

[zig]

of the town,

[Ignition]

well all got

[zig]

bored and started

[Zeratul]

to post here

[Krome]

and be noobish.

[Cross Punisher]

Old Mac Donald

[death_boy]

had some cheese

[death_boy]

eeyi eeyi oh

[ko71991]

What the hell?
(stop double-posting everywhere you go.)

[Hellblazer]

Sp, this guy

[ko71991]

named Nuck Futs

[Hellblazer]

went to a

[Cross Punisher]

farm and ordered

[ko71991]

some nucking futs

[Hellblazer]

to quench his

[Cross Punisher]

extreme thirst. Obey

[ko71991]

the way of

[Krome]

the tao laws.

[ko71991]

The Tao laws

[death_boy]

are very tasty

[ko71991]

and have some
(at least you didn't double post this time)

[death_boy]

mayonase for your

[Hellblazer]

floating banana sandwich.

[The Cheat]

Hey have you

[death_boy]

ever jumped off-a

[Ali]

plane. i have

[death_boy]

Last night in-bed

(new sentence)

[Ali]

i scored twice!

(duh i didnt put that period there for nothing)

[death_boy]

eating a cheese

[Hellblazer]

eating a cheese
(New sentence, duh!)

Cheese can make

[The Cheat]

you go poop

[sub the hendrix]

but usually not.

[Cross Punisher]

There never was

[Krome]

anything found after

[Zeratul]

we went out

[Ignition]

to the banner

[Krome]

wars thread and

[Ignition]

got some good

[Krome]

posting tips from

[Zeratul]

me, of course :P

[zig]

We have learnt

[Cross Punisher]

that "learned" is

[Devlin777]

hard to spell

[Krome]

. I like chicken

[Devlin777]

chick...chick...chicken

[Jeffery]

and EXPLODING ELEPHANTS!

[Cross Punisher]

"Nooooooooooooooooo," we cried

[Devlin777]

and we lied,

[Hellblazer]

but nobody wanted

[Devlin777]

any more chicken.

[The Cheat]

One day we

[Krome]

all went for

[The Cheat]

to the zoo

[Ignition]

so we could

[The Cheat]

free all the

[old_man_killer]

KILLER SIEZURE ROBOTS!



(that was in memory of the Bottle)

[Ignition]

from the time

[The Cheat]

we set foot

[Ignition]

in a time

[The Cheat]

machine so we

[Ignition]

went back in

[The Cheat]

time to the

[Devlin777]

day this thread

[The Cheat]

and take it

[Krome]

to have some

[The Cheat]

power over all.

[Hellblazer]

Excalibur was found

[The Cheat]

in my attic.

[death_boy]

Then my nose

[The Cheat]

bit your butt.

[Cross Punisher]

Jump up and

[ko71991]

side to side

[Speed_Demon]

then fell down

[Cross Punisher]

the deep well

[ko71991]

that went boom!

[Cross Punisher]

Scores of women

[Krome]

love to get

[Hellblazer]

little snails from

[Zeratul]

Canada, they want

[Ignition]

to eat icecream

[Hellblazer]

in the summer.

[Krome]

to have-a brain-freeze.

[Cross Punisher]

Cheddars the Rat

[Krome]

is a weird

[Cross Punisher]

rat that likes

[Hellblazer]

to eat pickles.

[The Cheat]

This just in

[Krome]

the cheats *filter*.

[death_boy]

the cheat is

[Krome]

a cool guy.

[Hellblazer]

I wished upon

[The Cheat]

a magic bone

[Krome]

and a star

[Hellblazer]

that I'd pass

[The Cheat]

to the silly

[Krome]

and stupid clown.

[The Cheat]

We then come

[Krome]

to see our

[The Cheat]

ugly and stupid

[Krome]

n00bs of TAO

[The Cheat]

whom we eat

[Krome]

out of the

[The Cheat]

the oven and

[Krome]

they seemed to

[Hellblazer]

burn like torches.

[The Cheat]

Steve found a

[Speed_Demon]

really big fire

[kvon78]

made from the

[Devlin777]

leftover parts of

[dark_ash_h50]

a dead cow

[Cross Punisher]

that died today

[Devlin777]

that smelled like

[DARKSMILE]

a rotting shoe

[Cross Punisher]

left in the

[Krome]

hot tub to

[Hellblazer]

get burned. He

[Zeratul]

took a great

[Cross Punisher]

white whale with

[Ignition]

big bucked teeth

[Krome]

like ronaldo and

[Zeratul]

the McDonald's clown

[Krome]

, who is an-idiot.

[Cross Punisher]

"Blah, blah, blah,"

[death_boy]

Then cheese sandwitches

[The Cheat]

came up from

[Hellblazer]

hell to kill

[The Cheat]

all of the

[Cross Punisher]

red fire ants

[Blexican]

just bit me

[Krome]

and made me

[Hellblazer]

shoot a tree.

[Cross Punisher]

Outside reminds me

[Hellblazer]

of idiots falling

[22woger22]

into a pile

[Ignition]

or a realy

[Dove]

big chewy log

[Ignition]

of wax. We

[22woger22]

pooped and pee-peed

[Cross Punisher]

all day long

[Zeratul]

that log was

[old_man_killer]

hard comming out

[Zeratul]

oh my god.

[old_man_killer]

:blush2: oh my god.:sorry:

[Ignition]

Any way, we

[Clacker]

flushed and ran,

[Zeratul]

down the road

[old_man_killer]

out of toilet-paper.

[Zeratul]

out of toilet-paper.
then we went ;)

[old_man_killer]

to Wal-Mart to

[Clacker]

use their facilities,

[old_man_killer]

which are quite

[Zeratul]

discusting because they.

[Clacker]

are shared by

[Zeratul]

the wal-mart employees

[old_man_killer]

and smelly teen-agers

[Ignition]

that you wish

( you know you wish you were still young )

[Cross Punisher]

existed today. Now

[Ignition]

we have to

[Cross Punisher]

to the questions

[The Cheat]

for XBOX sucks

[Cross Punisher]

when it comes

[Hellblazer]

to overall gamecount.

[The Cheat]

I really hope

[MasterOfDestiny]

someone would die

[old_man_killer]

so this thread

[Hellblazer]

would stay open.

[Dove]

But one day

[The Cheat]

out in the

[Cross Punisher]

wild blue wonder

[DigitalArchAnge]

she is mine .....

[Hellblazer]

Then this n00b

[Ignition]

named ( incert name )

[old_man_killer]

changed it-to (insert)

[Cross Punisher]

while we laughed

[Clacker]

at our stupidity.

[Revenge]

So then this,

[roamingstorm]

giant rabie inflicted

[Shorti987]

godzilla attacked Japan

[zig]

and did alot

[22woger22]

of damage to

[Hellblazer]

the Earth because

[Revenge]

it had a

[Ignition]

Reay big head

[Hellblazer]

that wouldn't fit

[The Cheat]

in the Moon.

[Hellblazer]

Star Wars, Episode

[The Cheat]

VII will suck

[Hellblazer]

because George Lucas

[The Cheat]

will be dead.

[Hellblazer]

If someone tries

[The Cheat]

to fly it

[Hellblazer]

in a park,

[The Cheat]

but it died

[Hellblazer]

right before the

[The Cheat]

bomb went off

[Ignition]

and blew up

[Cross Punisher]

killing guilty people

[22woger22]

such as the

[Cross Punisher]

infamous gang named

[22woger22]

Ku Klux Klan (lol)

[Cross Punisher]

and now they're

[22woger22]

dead, i hope

[Cross Punisher]

because I'm tired

[22woger22]

and because i'm

[Krome]

sleepy and weepy

[22woger22]

and peepy and

[Hellblazer]

stupid beyond belief.

[iron-rain]

Three word are

[Spit_101]

improper english, much.

[Krome]

I hate cheese.

[_Thunder_]

When your head-explodes,

[The Cheat]

we all laugh

[Cross Punisher]

aloud, "Ha ha,"

[kvon78]

then we shall

[Cross Punisher]

cry because your

[Hellblazer]

tonsils have been

[iron-rain]

operationally removed with

[Hellblazer]

really rusty pliars.

[The Cheat]

Tomarrow we hope

[Hellblazer]

to spell tomorrow.

[The Cheat]

Stupid fast typing

[iron-rain]

causes my cat

[The Cheat]

to blow up

[iron-rain]

occasionally. The one

[Hellblazer]

and splatter blood

[The Cheat]

in your pants

[Hellblazer]

and stain them.

[The Cheat]

Now we must

[Hellblazer]

wash them so

[The Cheat]

they will burn

[kamakaze]

in a volcano

[roamingstorm]

upon SQUIERELLY WRATH.

[Cross Punisher]

The party starts

[pojo]

peepee and poopoo

[Ignition]

The party starts
and we all

[Krome]

get drunk and

[Ignition]

clober Hugh, as

[Krome]

he drinks all

[Cross Punisher]

of the beer.

[Zeratul]

there's no way

[Ignition]

that I could

[zig]

drink beer and

[Zeratul]

beat Hugh up

[iron-rain]

and eat his

[Krome]

shoes for no

[Hellblazer]

service. In other

[Krome]

parts of the

[The Cheat]

human body are

[iron-rain]

purplish grey at