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Devlin777
05-27-2005, 06:48 PM
made of gass

it was O.K! :)

Zeratul
05-27-2005, 06:48 PM
it wasen't filling

X-Takhisis
05-27-2005, 06:57 PM
the earth with

Jolly Rancher
05-27-2005, 07:05 PM
enough vitamins and

X-Takhisis
05-27-2005, 07:23 PM
radiation to fry

Devlin777
05-27-2005, 07:24 PM
bologna, so nobody

X-Takhisis
05-27-2005, 07:27 PM
would need to

Ignition
05-27-2005, 07:46 PM
flee for their

X-Takhisis
05-27-2005, 08:00 PM
lives and say,"

Cross Punisher
05-27-2005, 08:04 PM
We're gonna die,"

X-Takhisis
05-27-2005, 08:13 PM
and now we

Cross Punisher
05-27-2005, 08:14 PM
should get online

(Right now) ;)

X-Takhisis
05-27-2005, 08:15 PM
but i like ( posteing )

Cross Punisher
05-27-2005, 08:39 PM
posting in the

X-Takhisis
05-27-2005, 08:40 PM
forums better than

Cross Punisher
05-27-2005, 08:42 PM
playing the game.

X-Takhisis
05-27-2005, 08:43 PM
And I seem

Cross Punisher
05-27-2005, 08:44 PM
to have started

Hellblazer
05-27-2005, 08:58 PM
a war with

X-Takhisis
05-27-2005, 09:00 PM
in my self

Hellblazer
05-27-2005, 09:02 PM
myself in the
*There, now it's gramaticaly correct* :dry:

country of Iraq.

X-Takhisis
05-27-2005, 09:05 PM
when suddenly a

Hellblazer
05-27-2005, 09:08 PM
when suddenly a
Pay attention if you're going to post here. I ended a sentence, so you had to start a new one. Did you not see the period? :dry:

Ignoring that, I'll continue:
meteor came crashing

X-Takhisis
05-27-2005, 09:13 PM
( no, I am blinde so no I did not see the period. )

and then it

Cross Punisher
05-27-2005, 09:25 PM
finished crashing into

X-Takhisis
05-27-2005, 09:34 PM
a flameing tree

Terps rock
05-27-2005, 10:09 PM
Spoke to the

X-Takhisis
05-27-2005, 10:11 PM
magical elf and

Terps rock
05-27-2005, 10:16 PM
his mystic peacock

X-Takhisis
05-27-2005, 10:21 PM
and his deadly

Hellblazer
05-28-2005, 07:12 AM
rooster from Transylvania.

22woger22
05-28-2005, 07:19 AM
This rooster killed

Hellblazer
05-28-2005, 07:20 AM
Dracula. Then it

22woger22
05-28-2005, 07:23 AM
summoned the evil

Hellblazer
05-28-2005, 07:28 AM
Sarumon. He destroyed

Cross Punisher
05-28-2005, 07:37 AM
that evil show

Hellblazer
05-28-2005, 08:02 AM
, Friends. It's been

old_man_killer
05-28-2005, 10:21 AM
a slow Saturday.

Hellblazer
05-28-2005, 11:48 AM
Tomorrow will be

Terps rock
05-28-2005, 11:56 AM
even slower because

Hellblazer
05-28-2005, 12:30 PM
Monday's Memorial Day.

Cross Punisher
05-28-2005, 12:38 PM
Whats Memorial Day

Hellblazer
05-28-2005, 12:40 PM
, you might ask.

old_man_killer
05-28-2005, 01:10 PM
Honor those who

(In case that question was sincere, Memorial Day is when we honor those who have died while serving in the armed services)

X-Takhisis
05-28-2005, 02:11 PM
who died in

Hellblazer
05-28-2005, 02:21 PM
holes because people

Terps rock
05-28-2005, 02:26 PM
dig holes out

Hellblazer
05-28-2005, 02:31 PM
with knives. Then

X-Takhisis
05-28-2005, 02:31 PM
in deep space

Hellblazer
05-28-2005, 02:33 PM
, astronauts go hunting.

Ignition
05-28-2005, 03:41 PM
They hunt for

Hellblazer
05-28-2005, 03:58 PM
little aliens with

Ignition
05-28-2005, 04:31 PM
electric wrenches that

Hellblazer
05-28-2005, 04:34 PM
kill them instantly.

The President
05-28-2005, 04:41 PM
Then the aliens

Ignition
05-28-2005, 04:41 PM
can get this

Hellblazer
05-28-2005, 04:47 PM
mocha latte from

22woger22
05-28-2005, 05:07 PM
somewhere near the

X-Takhisis
05-28-2005, 05:08 PM
border of the

Ignition
05-28-2005, 05:49 PM
moons dark side.

Hellblazer
05-28-2005, 07:36 PM
Azarath is currently

old_man_killer
05-28-2005, 09:22 PM
constipated from all

X-Takhisis
05-28-2005, 11:48 PM
the chees and

DigitalArchAnge
05-29-2005, 12:29 AM
stuff that she

X-Takhisis
05-29-2005, 01:48 AM
got form Metrion

Hellblazer
05-29-2005, 07:03 AM
, which doesn't exist.

I cant win
05-29-2005, 07:13 AM
I hate school.

LondonJack
05-29-2005, 07:18 AM
Krome's a dumbass.

Hellblazer
05-29-2005, 07:21 AM
Beware "The End".

Krome
05-29-2005, 07:56 AM
Krome's a dumbass.

So are you.

LondonJack
05-29-2005, 07:57 AM
Witty as ever,

Ignition
05-29-2005, 08:07 AM
but only due

Hellblazer
05-29-2005, 08:09 AM
to President Bush,

Ignition
05-29-2005, 08:10 AM
and his colection

Hellblazer
05-29-2005, 08:11 AM
of Canadian stamps.

Ignition
05-29-2005, 08:11 AM
and nuckular warheads.

Hellblazer
05-29-2005, 08:13 AM
and nuckular warheads.
(Not correct. I ended the sentence)

When bombs start

Ignition
05-29-2005, 08:14 AM
( I dont care, realy )
to fall we

Hellblazer
05-29-2005, 08:15 AM
duck under desks.

Ignition
05-29-2005, 08:19 AM
The desks have

Hellblazer
05-29-2005, 08:20 AM
strange little gerbils

Krome
05-29-2005, 09:18 AM
running about everywhere.

KBHoleN1
05-29-2005, 03:19 PM
The gerbils dance

Hellblazer
05-29-2005, 04:29 PM
to Vader's music.

X-Takhisis
05-29-2005, 04:32 PM
Then we burn

Hellblazer
05-29-2005, 04:47 PM
the Death Star.

X-Takhisis
05-29-2005, 04:49 PM
Then we kill

iron-rain
05-29-2005, 06:02 PM
the death star.

The President
05-29-2005, 06:40 PM
Then luke skywalker

Hellblazer
05-29-2005, 06:43 PM
kills the Death

The President
05-29-2005, 06:44 PM
star. And makes

Hellblazer
05-29-2005, 06:45 PM
awesome cookies. He

The President
05-29-2005, 06:46 PM
throws them at

Hellblazer
05-29-2005, 06:47 PM
Darth Sideous and

_Thunder_
05-29-2005, 06:47 PM
the brown wookies

Hellblazer
05-29-2005, 06:48 PM
in an attempt

The President
05-29-2005, 06:48 PM
to scare them.

Hellblazer
05-29-2005, 06:53 PM
The effect was

The President
05-29-2005, 06:56 PM
they ate all

Hellblazer
05-29-2005, 06:58 PM
the cookies, but

The President
05-29-2005, 06:59 PM
they were wired

Hellblazer
05-29-2005, 07:04 PM
with cameras. Then

The President
05-29-2005, 07:05 PM
they took pictures

Hellblazer
05-29-2005, 07:18 PM
of the wookies'

Twelve 12
05-29-2005, 07:53 PM
took two hours,

Hellblazer
05-29-2005, 08:52 PM
took two hours,
That's gramatically incorrect. :dry:

X-Takhisis
05-29-2005, 11:13 PM
of the wookies'

dismembering and killing

The President
05-29-2005, 11:54 PM
the little wookies

Everstone
05-30-2005, 04:07 AM
that were accidentaly

Krome
05-30-2005, 04:52 AM
killed on purpose.

Zeratul
05-30-2005, 06:58 AM
but who cares

Hellblazer
05-30-2005, 07:01 AM
But who cares
, they're just wookies.

Hoolwath
05-30-2005, 07:01 AM
We are really

Zeratul
05-30-2005, 07:04 AM
like the Yoda

Hellblazer
05-30-2005, 07:05 AM
in the Deguba (not spelled right)

Zeratul
05-30-2005, 07:05 AM
? ? ?

Hellblazer
05-30-2005, 07:07 AM
? ? ?
(Remeber? In the 70's trilogy of Star Wars, Yoda was in the Deguba System.)
Anyway, the gremlins

zig
05-30-2005, 07:34 AM
went to attack

Zeratul
05-30-2005, 09:49 AM
Yoda, but Luke

Ignition
05-30-2005, 09:55 AM
had lazer eye

The President
05-30-2005, 11:10 AM
and toasted the

Zeratul
05-30-2005, 11:36 AM
small circle section.

Krome
05-30-2005, 11:43 AM
Television is becoming

Zeratul
05-30-2005, 11:44 AM
like a phone

Krome
05-30-2005, 03:48 PM
, boring and useles.

X-Takhisis
05-30-2005, 04:19 PM
Now we kill

Ignition
05-30-2005, 04:25 PM
TV's and Phones

Hoolwath
05-30-2005, 04:29 PM
till they are

X-Takhisis
05-30-2005, 04:29 PM
extinct and we

Hoolwath
05-30-2005, 04:30 PM
can rest in

X-Takhisis
05-30-2005, 04:31 PM
peace, knowing that

iron-rain
05-30-2005, 04:32 PM
the world is

Jolly Rancher
05-30-2005, 04:34 PM
free of cell

X-Takhisis
05-30-2005, 04:34 PM
and that Boo

Cross Punisher
05-30-2005, 05:27 PM
stands for Angelica

X-Takhisis
05-30-2005, 06:12 PM
but some people

The Cheat
05-30-2005, 06:14 PM
have stuff to

X-Takhisis
05-30-2005, 06:18 PM
help them see

The Cheat
05-30-2005, 06:19 PM
. Why must you

X-Takhisis
05-30-2005, 06:21 PM
burn thigs without

The Cheat
05-30-2005, 06:21 PM
cooking a large

X-Takhisis
05-30-2005, 06:24 PM
bach of cookies

The Cheat
05-30-2005, 06:25 PM
which soon turn

X-Takhisis
05-30-2005, 06:27 PM
into brown smelly

The Cheat
05-30-2005, 06:27 PM
sack of poop.

Katamary Damacy
05-30-2005, 06:30 PM
Then he ate,

The Cheat
05-30-2005, 06:31 PM
nothing. Once there

X-Takhisis
05-30-2005, 06:44 PM
he asked, " where

The Cheat
05-30-2005, 06:50 PM
in the world

X-Takhisis
05-30-2005, 06:50 PM
are we?" then

The Cheat
05-30-2005, 06:51 PM
we find out

X-Takhisis
05-30-2005, 06:54 PM
when we walk

The Cheat
05-30-2005, 06:58 PM
the people underground

X-Takhisis
05-30-2005, 06:58 PM
up to the

The Cheat
05-30-2005, 07:01 PM
Sun. Will you

X-Takhisis
05-30-2005, 07:09 PM
eat descusting things

Katamary Damacy
05-30-2005, 08:01 PM
Then She Took,

Ignition
05-30-2005, 08:14 PM
out a cat

The President
05-30-2005, 09:38 PM
and threw it

X-Takhisis
05-30-2005, 11:38 PM
on my face

Devlin777
05-30-2005, 11:42 PM
Poop marionette snorkle

X-Takhisis
05-30-2005, 11:43 PM
is something that

The President
05-31-2005, 01:01 AM
most people don't

Krome
05-31-2005, 01:52 AM
know how to

Hellblazer
05-31-2005, 05:38 AM
talk and annoy

zig
05-31-2005, 06:19 AM
other things that

Flo
05-31-2005, 07:01 AM
*edit*

Ignition
05-31-2005, 07:40 AM
...

where on the

The Cheat
05-31-2005, 10:12 AM
map is that

Zeratul
05-31-2005, 12:12 PM
certain spot Yoda

*The Nothing*
05-31-2005, 01:05 PM
has ladies doin

Hatchet Warrior
05-31-2005, 01:07 PM
doing alot of

*The Nothing*
05-31-2005, 01:13 PM
crazy stuff, like

Hatchet Warrior
05-31-2005, 01:15 PM
people like us

*The Nothing*
05-31-2005, 01:16 PM
who create muffins

Hatchet Warrior
05-31-2005, 01:18 PM
and poison them

*The Nothing*
05-31-2005, 01:29 PM
so they can

Hatchet Warrior
05-31-2005, 01:30 PM
Die Without Any

*The Nothing*
05-31-2005, 01:31 PM
good lookin cake

zig
05-31-2005, 01:31 PM
being ate by

Hatchet Warrior
05-31-2005, 01:31 PM
But The People

The Cheat
05-31-2005, 01:44 PM
soon found out

*The Nothing*
05-31-2005, 01:53 PM
the cheat likes

The Cheat
05-31-2005, 01:55 PM
to cheat and

Hatchet Warrior
05-31-2005, 01:56 PM
taking without asking

LondonJack
05-31-2005, 01:57 PM
the dresses of

Hatchet Warrior
05-31-2005, 02:03 PM
theburning and likes

*The Nothing*
05-31-2005, 02:14 PM
her underwear too.

Hatchet Warrior
05-31-2005, 02:14 PM
*gets skiped* Now that is funny.

*The Nothing*
05-31-2005, 02:16 PM
BigCheese, the Sewer-rat

The Cheat
05-31-2005, 02:22 PM
blew up the

*The Nothing*
05-31-2005, 02:23 PM
Sewer pipe leading....

Hatchet Warrior
05-31-2005, 02:24 PM
to the cheats

The Cheat
05-31-2005, 02:25 PM
hidden base in

*The Nothing*
05-31-2005, 02:27 PM
Kentucky, where *TN*...

The Cheat
05-31-2005, 02:29 PM
lives and its

*The Nothing*
05-31-2005, 02:29 PM
growing toward the

The Cheat
05-31-2005, 02:31 PM
Moon. Kentucky is

Hellblazer
05-31-2005, 03:23 PM
below another state.

X-Takhisis
05-31-2005, 03:35 PM
witch I cannot

Hellblazer
05-31-2005, 03:44 PM
witch I cannot
(please pay attention to periods)

The government suddenly

X-Takhisis
05-31-2005, 03:48 PM
( ok I think I need glasses if I missed that period.)
decided to bomb

The Cheat
05-31-2005, 06:08 PM
the house of

X-Takhisis
05-31-2005, 06:26 PM
wax. Then everywon

Jolly Rancher
05-31-2005, 06:29 PM
ran to the

Oisin
05-31-2005, 06:31 PM
doctor's office for

X-Takhisis
05-31-2005, 06:33 PM
becuase they had

Zeratul
05-31-2005, 07:57 PM
had too many

mushroom_girl
05-31-2005, 07:59 PM
wax burns on

DARKSMILE
05-31-2005, 08:00 PM
wax burns on


MUSHROOM!!!

I thought you left. Yay Mushroom is bag:)

Zeratul
05-31-2005, 08:04 PM
wax burns on
OMG your back, look under my name ^^

M_girl is back (TWS)

mushroom_girl
05-31-2005, 08:22 PM
from outer space.

(Yup, school year's almost over so I have no grades to worry about. I love your CUT, Zer. :wub: )

Zeratul
05-31-2005, 08:25 PM
GO ON MSN RIGHT NOW!

she just walked

savanna
05-31-2005, 08:29 PM
into a gothic

Zeratul
05-31-2005, 08:31 PM
poser *snicker* JK

what's-her-name

savanna
05-31-2005, 08:41 PM
*raises eyebrow*
poser?
type bunny house

X-Takhisis
05-31-2005, 11:13 PM
and all of

zig
06-01-2005, 11:30 AM
a sudden,a

KBHoleN1
06-01-2005, 11:47 AM
giant toothless rat

old_man_killer
06-01-2005, 12:21 PM
named Bob, came

Zeratul
06-01-2005, 12:29 PM
running down the

zig
06-01-2005, 12:41 PM
hill and started

Godmic18
06-01-2005, 01:22 PM
rolling like a

iron-rain
06-01-2005, 01:37 PM
tumbleweed on a

The Cheat
06-01-2005, 02:02 PM
fat brown cow

zig
06-01-2005, 02:09 PM
that came from

The Cheat
06-01-2005, 02:11 PM
deep inside the

zig
06-01-2005, 02:46 PM
dark mountain cave.

The Cheat
06-01-2005, 02:53 PM
Soon after we

zig
06-01-2005, 02:54 PM
left,a guy

The Cheat
06-01-2005, 02:55 PM
then sold us

zig
06-01-2005, 03:01 PM
to a company

The Cheat
06-01-2005, 03:02 PM
and then we

The President
06-01-2005, 03:06 PM
made a giant

zig
06-01-2005, 03:08 PM
machine that does

Blexican
06-01-2005, 03:11 PM
not make cakes.

zig
06-01-2005, 03:16 PM
This is because

TAO ANGLES DUDE
06-01-2005, 03:19 PM
we are stupid

Krome
06-01-2005, 03:45 PM
. just like you.

Hellblazer
06-01-2005, 04:13 PM
Some people believe

X-Takhisis
06-01-2005, 04:17 PM
That I am

Hellblazer
06-01-2005, 04:18 PM
so smart or

X-Takhisis
06-01-2005, 04:22 PM
even smarter than

Zeratul
06-01-2005, 04:36 PM
some random rock

X-Takhisis
06-01-2005, 04:44 PM
, but then they

KBHoleN1
06-01-2005, 04:53 PM
listen to my

Blexican
06-01-2005, 05:45 PM
grooves and thought

Jolly Rancher
06-01-2005, 07:08 PM
of how the

The Cheat
06-01-2005, 07:11 PM
monkey flung poo

Zeratul
06-01-2005, 08:09 PM
all over the