BETTER three word story (no flaming!)

[20 Point]

your mom's @ss

[gelshp]

tardos post here.

[Hellblazer]

When I go

[12ecoil]

to kill a

[zig]

sheep for my

[Hellblazer]

beaver. 12ecoil's-banner-is-too large.

[Jolly Rancher]

Hell just cheated ( :p )

[Hellblazer]

Hell just cheated ( :p )
What'cha gonna do?

[Jolly Rancher]

Hopefully nothing, but

[Hellblazer]

don't push it.

[Jolly Rancher]

Hell scared me

[Hellblazer]

by posting long

[zzzaacckk]

sentences that didnt

[Hellblazer]

really make sense.

[zzzaacckk]

One fine day

[Ignition]

family guy decided

[Jolly Rancher]

my banner is

[Ignition]

not as good ( as the old one )

[Jolly Rancher]

but is actually

[Hatchet Warrior]

Really Weird Looking

[Mr E]

Next what happened

[zig]

was that someone

[The Cheat]

opened up a

[Hellblazer]

new Cheat banner. :confused:

[The Cheat]

Jim wished he

[Hellblazer]

made the banner,

[The Cheat]

but in fact

[Hellblazer]

the Cheat made

[The Cheat]

a plan to

[Hellblazer]

make his banner.

[kvon78]

Im going to

[Hellblazer]

kill a squirrel.

[kvon78]

The squirel will

[zzzaacckk]

try and attack

[Hellblazer]

kvon's "squirel" mis-spelling. ;)

[kvon78]

Spelling is over-rated.


sorry for the 3 word sentence.

[Hellblazer]

I agree. Whoever

[The Cheat]

finds the golden

[mushroom_girl]

spork, will get

[The Cheat]

a nice round

[Krome]

biscuit covered with

[X-Takhisis]

smooth creamy butter

[Krome]

and milk chocolate.

[zig]

They will also

[mushroom_girl]

receive 2 tickets

[Krome]

for what exactly?

[Hellblazer]

WAY too many

[roamingstorm]

Penguins Of Doom!!!!!

[Krome]

KILLER SEIZURE ROBOTS

[The Cheat]

went out and

[Hellblazer]

changed Krome's font.

[mushroom_girl]

Then penguin poachers

[Zeratul]

came out and

[The Cheat]

sold us fresh

[12ecoil]

sheep bones and

[The Cheat]

we made stew

[12ecoil]

then a rhinocerous

[The Cheat]

was found in

[The Fairplay]

i rule tao.

[stryker]

Insig's pants,again.

[The Cheat]

we find a

[Krome]

fat joint in

[12ecoil]

my mamas ..

[Krome]

What?

[stryker]

An obese man

[X-Takhisis]

went to the

[Dragoen Link]

mall and ate

[X-Takhisis]

a little childe

[roamingstorm]

with grape jelly.

i cant believe this was on the second page

[I cant win]

I like a

[The Cheat]

pizza with a

[KBHoleN1]

blunt every morning.

[zig]

The reason behind

[X-Takhisis]

this game is

[banditto]

That you can't

[X-Takhisis]

get away form

[banditto]

Jeffery's clowns because

[stryker]

They drive mopeds.

[max2k106]

I kill people.

[banditto]

Max kills people.

[roamingstorm]

Max tried to

[meol]

kill many people.

[Zeratul]

but was unable

[StupidCows]

so he kicked

[meol]

the leg of

[StupidCows]

a chair! But

[Zeratul]

the chair did

[meol]

not break, so

[Zeratul]

we threw it

[meol]

away. Now max

[banditto]

continues to kill.

[Zeratul]

we must gather

[banditto]

all of the

[Zeratul]

other players on

[meol]

the four servers

[max2k106]

suddenly died. Finally,

[roamingstorm]

pverrun by noobs

[banditto]

It was the

[roamingstorm]

Penguins Of Doom

edit: PENGUINS OF DOOM PWN KILLER SEIZURE ROBOTS

[I cant win]

Killer Seizure Robots

[banditto]

pwn killer penguins of doom

[max2k106]

Three words dumbass!

[zig]

Some people misunderstand

[banditto]

Its called humor.

[max2k106]

You don't know

[zig]

that humour is

[tarvos 6]

very very very

[max2k106]

bad. Now, suddenly

[paulk6]

deepfried genitalia exploded

[max2k106]

. What's with deepfried

[Dragoen Link]

Chiken and halibut

[max2k106]

. I don't know.

[meol]

Meol really wants

[banditto]

To get a

[Zeratul]

chicken to love

[banditto]

because he killed

[Zeratul]

he previous cat.

[max2k106]

The pencil jumped.

[T3 Terminater]

The cat farted.

[max2k106]

I killed you.

[T3 Terminater]

max2k106 killed me.

[max2k106]

Damn f'ing straight!

[T3 Terminater]

Then Jeffery said,

[max2k106]

"You suck, bla."

[T3 Terminater]

Directed toward Max2k106.

[max2k106]

You suck 'bushers.

[banditto]

T-3 Sucks Blushers.

[max2k106]

Paul equals bunions.

[Gnosis]

bunions equals flapjacks

[max2k106]

. Flapjacks kill rabbits.

[Gnosis]

t-3 eats rabbits

[max2k106]

. So do I.

[banditto]

Thats kind of

[The Cheat]

silly and pointless.

[ko71991]

Why so random?

[meol]

Let's stop

[banditto]

Why Ruin-the Fun?

[max2k106]

You suck-at this . . . :rolleyes:

[meol]

Let's start

[banditto]

Three words buddy.

[meol]

Three words buddy.
Let's start ==> Let us start ;)

[max2k106]

Let us not

[meat.eater]

Once upon a

[max2k106]

penguin shaped hemmroid (sp?)

[meat.eater]

live a mucus

[max2k106]

covered alligator. Suddenly,

[meat.eater]

he died. End.

(remember when thsi thread had more posts then RDT?)

[max2k106]

You suck a

[The Cheat]

rather large and

[Zeratul]

green pickle person.

[meol]

If I kill

[Zeratul]

lot of pickles

[stryker]

by cutting cheese

[Zeratul]

and making sandwiches.

[The Cheat]

ThatGuy is back

[meol]

, so, we must

[The Cheat]

have a party

[X-Takhisis]

so we have

[Dragoen Link]

enough time to

[PhyreFox]

drink some beer!

[X-Takhisis]

Then after that

[Krome]

I was pissed.

[X-Takhisis]

The reasion being

[The Cheat]

he lost his

[roamingstorm]

Penguin Of Doom

[The Cheat]

Once upon a

[Everstone]

time there was

[X-Takhisis]

one crazy dude

[Everstone]

who was keen

[max2k106]

enough to carefully

[speaker4thedead]

enough to carefully
kill the queen

[max2k106]

of giant ants.

[speaker4thedead]

with a stick

[max2k106]

(notice the PERIOD in my post, I'll ignore your post seeing as how it's not a valid beginning to a sentence)

Paint the sun

[The Cheat]

the color of

[cosmo888]

a fat little

[ko71991]

piggy diggy doo.

[The Cheat]

Once the fell

[tarvos 6]

(Once the fell??? thats like saying, once the grab, maybe my level of thinking is lower than yours, but how do you follow a post of once the fell?????)

tarvos 6

[The Cheat]

I meant to say

"Once they fell"

[roamingstorm]

from the sky

3RD PAGE, I HAVE LOST ALL FAITH

[max2k106]

. Then they all

[roamingstorm]

jumped onto a

[The Cheat]

all went out

[Ali]

(that last one was grammatically incorrect stupid, OR they were doing it at the same time hehe doing it at the same time)



to grab a

[max2k106]

hot dog. Speaking

[Ali]

of which hotdogs

[max2k106]

are good to

[Ali]

eat and feel

[The Cheat]

like warm poo

[meol]

. But hamurgers feel

[ko71991]

really good for

[The Cheat]

they are made

[gelshp]

out of spam.

[The Cheat]

On the Moon

[Krome]

Having a big

[sooner4life]

cheesestick from your

[The Cheat]

pants is a

[max2k106]

nuisance. Now, what

[The Cheat]

would you do

[max2k106]

if I died?

[The Cheat]

Once upon a

[max2k106]

cup of coffee,

[The Cheat]

we find that

[max2k106]

you are dead.

[The Cheat]

The next night

[max2k106]

Superman died twice.

[The Cheat]

Will it ever

[max2k106]

be the truth?

[The Cheat]

I give up.

[max2k106]

Yes you do.

[The Cheat]

I sure do.

[max2k106]

You SAAAAAAAK! Anyways,

[The Cheat]

I hope that

[max2k106]

you visit this. (http://www.variety-games.com/CW/Puzzles/1645470678-puzzle.htm)

[The Cheat]

I saw that

[max2k106]

hobo over there.

[h()()t]

max a hobo

[sooner4life]

that doesn't know

[Zoticus]

*Needs Good Banner*

[roamingstorm]

whats going on

[kvon78]

half the time.

[sooner4life]

Stupid monkeys don't

[Iceyshot]

live unless they

[roamingstorm]

are taken care

nice addition for your second post, your a cool newb

[sooner4life]

by the ruthless

[UH-OH OREO]

kittens that are

[sooner4life]

stupidly planning their

[roamingstorm]

Entire World Domination!!!!!

[max2k106]

Oh my word!

[roamingstorm]

great googley moogley

[max2k106]

Did you see

[roamingstorm]

that rabid squirrel

[max2k106]

eat that donut?

[_Darkness_]

And then there,

[slimedude99]

Was a brain-dead

[sooner4life]

peice of crap

[Clacker]

impersonating a little

[The Cheat]

yellow duck that

[max2k106]

ate itself. Finally,

[roamingstorm]

it found out

[max2k106]

how to sing.

[The Cheat]

The bird then

[Link9]

die in a

[max2k106]

dieD in a
in a trash

[roamingstorm]

can marked McDonalds

[sooner4life]

because McDonalds hates

[roamingstorm]

the little dead

[sooner4life]

birds which bring

[roamingstorm]

infantile fetus brains