BETTER three word story (no flaming!)

[Bottle]

Which must be

[ArcPaladinZero]

why the killer

[Omega_Paladin]

bought my farm.

[Bottle]

Damn killer. Buying

[Jonathan8]

a barrier ward

[Bottle]

is not allowed. (They are dropped anyway:D)

[Jeffery]

But how do

[Jonathan8]

(I HATE THAT FRIGGEN CLOWN) you try and...

[Omega_Paladin]

kill a clown?

[Bottle]

It's quite easy,

[Jeffery]

to be cheesy

[ArcPaladinZero]

and eat some

[Omega_Paladin]

creamy cheesy poofs.

[ArcPaladinZero]

Speaking of which,

[Omega_Paladin]

APZ began dieting

[ArcPaladinZero]

to gain weight.

(Ha, 119 is a little skinny for a guy that's 5'11")

[Omega_Paladin]

Which he shouldn't


(a 119 pound foot is way to big for your big, round 5-11 ass :D)

[ArcPaladinZero]

stop eating ever

[Omega_Paladin]

at Snorks house.

[ArcPaladinZero]

Fat people are

[Omega_Paladin]

everywhere in Germany.

[ArcPaladinZero]

One time when

[ArcPaladinZero]

in a lightbulb.

[ArcPaladinZero]

something. Moving along,

[ArcPaladinZero]

dog over there.

(You're never gonna let that go are you Dwarrior?)

[Omega_Paladin]

"A DOG" She

[ArcPaladinZero]

a dance on

[Jeffery]

with the dog

[Omega_Paladin]

just like Jeffy.

[ArcPaladinZero]

Doom and destruction

[Jeffery]

******not part of thread******

Thanks a lot, now I must go home and cry with my kitties :(

******not part of thread******

[ArcPaladinZero]

went to church.

(Hahaha Dwarrior I win!!) :p

[ArcPaladinZero]

lots of bible-study.

[QuicksandSlowly]

She liked to

[Omega_Paladin]

STOP THE MORONIC POSTING. THIS IS YOUR FIRST OF TWO WARNINGS.

[ArcPaladinZero]

*sigh* (It's never going to end lol)

(and) jumping out of

[QuicksandSlowly]

*Those don't make sense...*
priests liked it

[Omega_Paladin]

(THIS IS YOUR FINAL WARNING. STOP NOW OR I WILL BE FORCED TO REPORT YOU TO A MOD, HAVE YOU BANNED AND THESE POSTS DELETED FOR THE SAKE OF THE THREAD)
some yummy watermelon

[QuicksandSlowly]

which came from

[Omega_Paladin]

(a) yummy watermelon patch.

[QuicksandSlowly]

in California. California

(is)

[Omega_Paladin]

a great place

[QuicksandSlowly]

where lots of

[Omega_Paladin]

flying monkeys dance.

[QuicksandSlowly]

Hoot is a

[Omega_Paladin]

dancing owl with

[QuicksandSlowly]

idiotic tendencies, he

[Omega_Paladin]

then disappeared from reality.

[QuicksandSlowly]

The Dancing Bananna

[Omega_Paladin]

then distorted reality

[QuicksandSlowly]

making everything seem

[Omega_Paladin]

psychedelic and sugery.

[ArcPaladinZero]

went somewhere. Anyways,

(I refuse to let this get deleted)

[Bottle]

(I'm about to) report you DWarrior.

I'm sure the last 4 pages or so can be deleted rather than the whole thread. Along with you of course.

For Bottle's sake. Stop it man, you realise how stupid you sound? It's not even funny. Maybe to you, but not to me and many other decent people.

[Bottle]

Originally posted by Bohemianlikeyou
The last post of this was deleted because people were bashing each other. SO NO BASHING!

Sorry for the double post, but I though it was necessary.

Observe the thread rules.

[rtkwe]

somewhere in space

[Bottle]

, the final frontier,

[Office_Shredder]

who was in

[Bottle]

(flame me. Not my mother.)

a temporal vortex

[Office_Shredder]

and traveled back

[Bottle]

to the nearest

[Office_Shredder]

Starbucks. He thought

[Bottle]

*changes bought to thought to make sense*

but unfortunately he

[Bottle]

*Thats what I changed it to. Lol, read the post again. Slowly.*

so (he) had to

[Office_Shredder]

(I changed bought to thought)
and get high

[Bottle]

instead. This thread

*hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.*

[Shuichi]

which shoe size

[Bottle]

*It's Sushi*

(due to the) presence (of) DWarrior, it-was-much-better-without-him!

*yeah that's three words, and you love it*

[Office_Shredder]

but no flames

[Shuichi]

It's not Sushi you ass, it's shoe-e-chi

[Bottle]

house for beer!

[Office_Shredder]

(that was more) than three words

[Office_Shredder]

was dropped from

[Office_Shredder]

onto janet jackson's

[Office_Shredder]

which smelled like

[ArcPaladinZero]

feet. Giant robots

[Office_Shredder]

took over the

[Jeffery]

world, and began

[paulk6]

big, fat, hairy

[Ap0llo]

Sandwhich

[ArcPaladinZero]

pig that-is dead.

[Bottle]

DWarrior is reported.

[QuicksandSlowly]

for being a

[Bottle]

rude, obnoxious idiot.

[Ap0llo]

period (.)

[Bottle]

Not enough words:D.

[QuicksandSlowly]

He's still cool

(For making the Tao Comic)

*Had to say it because I know nobody else would*

[Bottle]

but he's also

[Majestic]

a gay stripper

[Bottle]

. No more flaming.

[Office_Shredder]

buildings will be

[Majestic]

filled with cookies

[Bottle]

and then demolished

[Office_Shredder]

so the flames

[Bottle]

don't get too

[Office_Shredder]

sexy. Then Hussein

[Bottle]

played cricket (for) England

[XXX_KAIN]

which was ironic

[ArcPaladinZero]

because he liked

[XXX_KAIN]

iraqi toe jam

[ArcPaladinZero]

which consists of

[Bottle]

cricket bats and

[ArcPaladinZero]

tennis balls.

[Bottle]

That's two words!

[Office_Shredder]

said Hussein, while

[Jeffery]

Which is not

[ArcPaladinZero]

three words here.

(Ha, someone actually noticed.)

[Bottle]

ANYWAY, due to

[Jeffery]

a lack of

[ArcPaladinZero]

grammar and ability

[Bottle]

to spell on

[ArcPaladinZero]

here is common.

[Bottle]

Doesn't make sense.

[ArcPaladinZero]

Three dollar bills

[XXX_KAIN]

are valid in

[ArcPaladinZero]

a land where

[Omega_Paladin]

cheap vodka abounds.

[ArcPaladinZero]

Swimming in rivers (of)

[Aro23r]

interesting toxic fur.

(I do believe i got rid of Dwarrior from this thread)

[ArcPaladinZero]

Dancing around is

(Yay, now it can stay alive... whew, thanks Aro :D )

[Bottle]

more fun than

*yeah thank you aro, he was just getting too rude*

[Office_Shredder]

getting rid (of) DWarrior

[Omega_Paladin]

if thats possible.

[Aro23r]

. But if all

(Watch it people, note the (no flaming!) as the thread name. Therefore, don't flame)

[Office_Shredder]

of us worked

[Bottle]

together to stop

[Omega_Paladin]

dead with rifles

[XXX_KAIN]

george bush would

[Bottle]

probably declare war

[ArcPaladinZero]

on flying monkeys

[Office_Shredder]

(if) they had WMD.

[Bottle]

But they don't

[ArcPaladinZero]

like the monkeys

[Office_Shredder]

so Bush lied

[Omega_Paladin]

just like Kerry.

[ArcPaladinZero]

Mad cow disease

[Bottle]

is something that

[Omega_Paladin]

Bottle has had

[ArcPaladinZero]

since he ate

[Bottle]

that damned shoe!

[Omega_Paladin]

But it was

[ArcPaladinZero]

mad shoe disease

[Office_Shredder]

that killed Nike

[Bottle]

and allowed Reebok

[ArcPaladinZero]

to lite things

[Bottle]

with a flamethrower.

[ArcPaladinZero]

Fire is very

[Omega_Paladin]

fun to play

[ArcPaladinZero]

with when you

[Bottle]

are 3 years

[ArcPaladinZero]

old and drink

[Bottle]

Edit: *please ignore*

[ArcPaladinZero]

also drinking gasoline

[Office_Shredder]

Vanilla Pepsi. But

[Bottle]

can be dangerous

[XXX_KAIN]

to the little

[ArcPaladinZero]

puppies on the

[Office_Shredder]

edge of the

[Bottle]

nearby railway line.

*Omega check your PMs*

Edit: *wow that still worked even though it was supposed to be in answer to Arc:D*

[ArcPaladinZero]

These cats that

[Office_Shredder]

are disciples of

[Bottle]

Bottle are nonetheless

[ArcPaladinZero]

blind because fire

[Bottle]

is quite hot.

[ArcPaladinZero]

Cold fire is

[Office_Shredder]

really cold, unless

[ArcPaladinZero]

it gets really

[Bottle]

annoying like my

[ArcPaladinZero]

and me. Cold

[Office_Shredder]

ice is hot

[ArcPaladinZero]

when it is

[Office_Shredder]

really hot. I

[Bottle]

think we should

[Office_Shredder]

make more sense:D

[ArcPaladinZero]

continue to post

[Office_Shredder]

or not. Anyway,

[Bottle]

we should reach

[Office_Shredder]

Pluto by 2006

[ArcPaladinZero]

which is only

[Office_Shredder]

according to Bush

[ArcPaladinZero]

who probably smokes

[Office_Shredder]

more drugs than

[Bottle]

the average furgon.

[ArcPaladinZero]

Meaningless posts such

[Bottle]

as this one

[ArcPaladinZero]

is just as

[Office_Shredder]

still up your

[ArcPaladinZero]

nose. What does

[Office_Shredder]

a bald gnome

[ArcPaladinZero]

have to do

[Office_Shredder]

to get a

[ArcPaladinZero]

piece of pie?

[~Dark Angel~]

It has to

[ArcPaladinZero]

be lit on

[Aro23r]

fire during the

[ArcPaladinZero]

dance of the

[ck1]

naked mole rats

[ArcPaladinZero]

and the singing

[Office_Shredder]

fish of the

[ArcPaladinZero]

doom! Things that

[Office_Shredder]

like to puke

[Tequila_Budgie]

after eating cheese

[Omega_Paladin]

then suddenly a

[Office_Shredder]

(a becomes an) explosion flung the

[ArcPaladinZero]

poo across the

[Omega_Paladin]

pool and into

[ArcPaladinZero]

on coming traffic.

[Omega_Paladin]

Where APZ was

[Office_Shredder]

dodging speeding cars

[ArcPaladinZero]

thinking I'm Frogger.

[Omega_Paladin]

APZ got hit

[ArcPaladinZero]

by a car

[Office_Shredder]

and went squish:D

[Bottle]

and yet lived!

[ArcPaladinZero]

2 lives left! :D

[Omega_Paladin]

but only one

[ArcPaladinZero]

will be needed

[Bottle]

, since he is

[Office_Shredder]

able to rig

[Omega_Paladin]

a fake woman

[XXX_KAIN]

to high explosives (with)

[Lord Achilles]

A Plasma Spork

[Bottle]

of doom! So

[Lord Achilles]

he butt-raped

[Omega_Paladin]

Normugekallia in the

[Bottle]

local food store.

[Lord Achilles]

for a quarter

[Bottle]

of the day,

[XXX_KAIN]

the rest he

[Lord Achilles]

yelled at because

[Omega_Paladin]

hes a real

[Bottle]

nice guy. (No) flaming.

[Omega_Paladin]

Bottle just said

[ArcPaladinZero]

fire is bad.

[Lord Achilles]

because it poops

[Omega_Paladin]

out ashes and

[ArcPaladinZero]

eats little green

[XXX_KAIN]

assnecks. While the

[Lord Achilles]

Normugekallia armpits Alex

[Bottle]

without flaming people,

[ArcPaladinZero]

bush burnings are

[Bottle]

becoming too popular

[Lord Achilles]

my first priority

[Omega_Paladin]

Gigantic Asses Magazine

[ArcPaladinZero]

which is the

[Bottle]

not-making-sense sentence. However,

[ArcPaladinZero]

making cents is

[Bottle]

allowing (us to) nearly reach

[ArcPaladinZero]

one dollar. This

[Bottle]

thread (is) almost (at) 2000