BETTER three word story (no flaming!)

[zig]

very good because

[sooner4life]

it looked green

[spirit ninja]

so his duky

[sooner4life]

decided to call

[The President]

his grandmother and

[Zoticus]

cuss her out

[sooner4life]

with buns of

[Zoticus]

. The little girl

[sooner4life]

saw her puppy

[Zoticus]

took it to

[spirit ninja]

the pet shop

[sooner4life]

so it could

[spirit ninja]

have some cex

[The Cheat]

. Today we find

[PhyreFox]

queer little leprichans

[The Cheat]

next store to

[Zoticus]

Zoticus's house and

[PhyreFox]

Zoticus's house and
they commit suicide

[Zoticus]

so Zot decides

[The Cheat]

to eat cake

[Zoticus]

then throws up

[bobo99]

antidisnstablishmenttarenism with a

[Zoticus]

. bobo99 shuts up

[meat.eater]

Does sooner even know he has the 20,000th post?

[Zoticus]

Does sooner even know he has the 20,000th post?
20,000th post? I though Jeffery had the highest post cound with 13,000+. Well you re cunfusing me meat. :huh:

[Everstone]

(Stop making this thread a common one and talk your stuff over elsewhere, thank you. For example in Random Discussion Thread.)

he wont be

[22woger22]

(Stop making this thread a common one and talk your stuff over elsewhere, thank you. For example in Random Discussion Thread.)

he wont be
They were only talking for 2 posts.

20,000th post? I though Jeffery had the highest post cound with 13,000+. Well you re cunfusing me meat.
Meat meant the 20,000th post of this thread.

Just to clear some things up. . . Now back to this thread:

a monster that

-22-

[Everstone]

just stomps around

[meat.eater]

destroying all microscopic

[PhyreFox]

bisexual fruit flies.

[Madars]

then he ate.......

[PhyreFox]

my lucky charms

[rabbi]

...and..... danced arounda penguin

[KBHoleN1]

...and..... danced arounda penguin
[that's five words ... someone have trouble counting to three? let me show you ...]

. The penguin ran

[Revenge]

[that's five words ... someone have trouble counting to three? let me show you ...]

. The penguin ran
to africa and

[PhyreFox]

killed doughnut cyclopses

[The Cheat]

ate a can

[KBHoleN1]

and died from

[The Cheat]

massive green gas

[PhyreFox]

. then flying poop

[Phate]

lit on fire

[wolf-boy]

,thrown in a

[Zoticus]

coca cola can

[iron-rain]

.This coke has

[max2k106]

no bubbles left!

[Everstone]

As long as

[Ignition]

max is here

[Speed Demon]

and he can

[PhyreFox]

kill all morons.

[The Cheat]

Russia will live.

[PhyreFox]

Russia will live.
(?)
okay then cheat.

[The Cheat]

*starting over since i did not see the period*

Once there was

[PhyreFox]

a zombie gerbel

[The Cheat]

which bulit a

[Revenge]

house that was

(EDIT: cheat posted same time)

(page 1337 w0000t)

[Geeky_Bastard]

made of huge

[Zoticus]

thongs, red ones

[Nath-Dragon]

with rocket launchers

[HorNeT]

and al qaeda suicide

[Nath-Dragon]

. Then 4 frogs

[The Cheat]

stole a fat

[HorNeT]

fat mans twinkie

[PhyreFox]

(?)
. then he stole

[The Cheat]

the great box

[HorNeT]

of marijuana and

[The Cheat]

sold it to

[HorNeT]

to bill clinton

[The Cheat]

who is cool.

[HorNeT]

because he smokes

[The Cheat]

because he smokes


*notice the period after my other post, moving on*

The show was

[PhyreFox]

really funny to

[Revenge]

watch when you,

[Nath-Dragon]

are high and

[cs_zero]

very drunk, also

[Ignition]

may name is

[cs_zero]

who, my name

[HorNeT]

what? *rikyriky sound* slim shady

[X-Takhisis]

Hi kids, do

[HorNeT]

you have any

[Ignition]

people that you

[Clacker]

like to impersonate?

[HorNeT]

I like to

[Clacker]

eat raw onions,

[PhyreFox]

and play with

[The Cheat]

swords and fire

[HorNeT]

and dance naked

[The Cheat]

in front of

[iron-rain]

the entire orchestra.

[The Cheat]

In the barn

[HorNeT]

where the chickens

[The Cheat]

and ducks sleep

[HorNeT]

. Down in Texas

[The Cheat]

. Next week there

[HorNeT]

(why did u stop my sentence?)


are football games

[The Cheat]

which are fun

[HorNeT]

and the texans

[The Cheat]

smell like a

[iron-rain]

bunch of tissues.

[HorNeT]

The Texans Rule

[Hellblazer]

because of certain

[Zoticus]

. Hellbalazer is back

[HydRo]

and deleted me

[Hellblazer]

,huzzah! Anyway, three

[Zoticus]

little pigs walked

[Hellblazer]

into me on

[The Cheat]

a busy street

[Zoticus]

was closed for

[HorNeT]

Godzilla trashing the

[The Cheat]

block up north

[Nath-Dragon]

that smelled like

[The Cheat]

death was here.

[Zoticus]

The greys like

[The Cheat]

The Cheat for

[Zoticus]

five dumb reasons

[The Cheat]

which are fake

[Nath-Dragon]

including really bad

[Zoticus]

but they true

[Nath-Dragon]

in alternate dimensions

[spirit ninja]

but then a

[Nath-Dragon]

really small dog

[HorNeT]

crapped on zoticus

[apollo7]

while Hornet laughed

[Ignition]

at the bird

[max2k106]

. Unfortunately, the dropped

[Volcom]

Some realy odd

[Nath-Dragon]

shoes, which suddenly

[apollo7]

kicked Naths' crotch

[The Last Saint]

But since he

[apollo7]

has nothing there :p

[Nath-Dragon]

in apollo's dreams

[Hellblazer]

, which are strange.

[zig]

The moon started

[Hellblazer]

to orbit the

[PhyreFox]

super pie that

[The Cheat]

really good for

[sooner4life]

little sea monkeys

[The Cheat]

made the pie

[Blexican]

in theundersea oven.

[The Cheat]

The magic toad

[HorNeT]

kissed cheat and

[Blexican]

turned to ashes.

[The Cheat]

The full moon

[Wizzy`]

turned me into

[Blexican]

a mean ogre.

[Wizzy`]

And I bit

[Blexican]

me, which turned

[Wizzy`]

him into Max's

[banditto]

underwear that he

[ko71991]

waved around like

[The Cheat]

a flag on

[banditto]

The third tuesday

[The Cheat]

of every month.

[banditto]

Max's underwear ended

[Wizzy`]

up in Wizzy's

[The Cheat]

the war of

[Wizzy`]

wizzy's second pocket

[banditto]

because he had

[The Cheat]

the magic beans

[Wizzy`]

in his first

[Hellblazer]

job interview. When

[Revenge]

he went to

[Hellblazer]

the post office,

[_Darkness_]

and then he

[Smiley_Girl]

ate a banana

[Cross Punisher]

alone, scared, in

[PhyreFox]

a giant funnel-cake

[banditto]

which made no

[PhyreFox]

sense. he loves

[Zero~Hero]

to kiss men!

[PhyreFox]

he also loves

[iron-rain]

chocolate milk with

[Nath-Dragon]

really sugary cereal

[Cross Punisher]

Out of the

[Nath-Dragon]

really big hole

[ko71991]

and the hole

[zig]

that ate everyone

[ko71991]

and spared none.

[cs_zero]

ko eats dolphins

[ironhorse123]

and so does....

[zig]

..the person who

[_Darkness_]

liked to dress

[cs_zero]

up like a

[_Darkness_]

famous movie star

[ko71991]

and down like

[Zeratul]

a porn star

[Mustion']

had no interest

[Battery.]

in flying monkeys.

[The Cheat]

Next month is

[HorNeT]

september, and its

[Cross Punisher]

my birthday then

[hotsauc3]

I'll get really

[banditto]

upset because my

[Sgt. Bash]

underpants got stuck

[banditto]

in the blender

[ballplayer]

No flaming period

[ballplayer]

Flaming is retarded

[banditto]

Ballplayer is a

[ironhorse123]

spammer and baller

[banditto]

who likes to

[ironhorse123]

shoot hoops and

[Ali]

pimp out women.

[Hellblazer]

kill innocent people.

[ironhorse123]

To bad he...

[The Cheat]

was found out

[Hellblazer]

by the cops.

[The Cheat]

We soon find

[_Darkness_]

a giant monkey

[arie]

who is ugly

[_Darkness_]

and likes to

[arie]

pick his nose

[_Darkness_]

but then a (400 posts :yahoo: )

[Zeratul]

big playa pimp

[_Darkness_]

got one of

[arie]

his chubby fingers

[_Darkness_]

AKA his pinkie and

[Sensei Snyper]

and ate his

[_Darkness_]

little tiny 1MM

[Sensei Snyper]

he asked god

[_Darkness_]

why do I

[Sensei Snyper]

have a small

[_Darkness_]

itty bitty 1MM

[ko71991]

when others run

[_Darkness_]

the man with

[arie]

a butcher knife

[_Darkness_]

would stabb the

[arie]

president in a

[_Darkness_]

flash, because the

[arie]

president is a

[_Darkness_]

stupid peice of

[arie]

crap and will

[_Darkness_]

kill us all

[arie]

and will rule

[_Darkness_]

over nobody strong

[arie]

enough 2 kick

[_Darkness_]

His Father in

[Volcom]

the back of

[_Darkness_]

the head, with

[banditto]

a giant salami

[arie]

then he would

[HorNeT]

eat the salami

[arie]

and then he

[_Darkness_]

would shove the

[arie]

piece of a

[HorNeT]

pinecone into arie's :p

[_Darkness_]

big and giant

[Nath-Dragon]

really stinky hippo

[arie]

the hippo got

[Sensei Snyper]

mad and bit

[Cross Punisher]

it's tongue laughing

[arie]

at every lil