BETTER three word story (no flaming!)

[Popa Midnight]

weird lookin thing

[spike3379]

in the basment

[Wizzy`]

Of my house.

[HorNeT]

It has three

[Wizzy`]

of the same

[HorNeT]

organs, the liver,

[Sage Thief]

it ate my

[HorNeT]

lunch. :mad: I had

[Sage Thief]

Then through it

[spike3379]

he ate a

[Sage Thief]

spikes ass and

[spike3379]

(WILL ANYONE NEG SAGE FOR ME?)

Someone kill me

[Sage Thief]

Bad idea bro why would someone do that...Thats f'd up What did I do to you x-cept play around?Christ....

fine I will:p
(see sarcasm Gosh I dont hate you man)

[spike3379]

(you sure do act like it)

weres the gun?

[Sage Thief]

(your kinda piscin me off, I dont know HOW many times Ive said it was sarcasm man)
In my hand

[spike3379]

(ok alright you not mad at me you knwo its hard to tell on the net)

Pull the trigger!

[Sage Thief]

(aight we good ?)
*Kills spike*..YESSS!

[spike3379]

Falls to floor

[Popa Midnight]

that hurt fool!

[Pyromaster]

while thinking about

[tarvos 6]

chocolate covered cream-puffs

tarvos 6

[Pyromaster]

and sexy, beautiful....

[tarvos 6]

, fluffy, cute, teletubbies

tarvos 6

[Pyromaster]

who were licking

[speaker4thedead]

the admins big

[Wizzy`]

Long juicy................Leg!

[Hellblazer]

hair-dos. This thread

[Wizzy`]

Pwnz j00, Te-he

[speaker4thedead]

Pwnz j00, Te-he
till he cant

[Hellblazer]

till he cant
pwn joo anymore.

[Pyromaster]

fat, hard, round...

[kodyv]

:*diablo: :butcher: :butcher: :butcher: :butcher: this game should cost less:*paladin: :roulette: :*dwarf: :*orc: :*diablo: :butcher:

[Popa Midnight]

big,hairy,wrinkly...

[ko71991]

A buttergly killed

[Pyromaster]

while raping a

[Zeratul]

giant round Orange

[Pyromaster]

Tellytubby. After that

[Sage Thief]

blue one murdered

[Pyromaster]

an old pedophile

[Hellblazer]

: this game should cost less
Wow! If you're a grey, you don't pay anything. Not a good first post.

[Sage Thief]

Wow! If you're a grey, you don't pay anything. Not a good first post.
Great way to stick with the thread..Completely off topic anywayz..

A gorrilla killed

[Popa Midnight]

kodyv because he

[Wizzy`]

He only has

[spike3379]

3 legs and

[Xenon]

1 arm so

[Pyromaster]

he can't do

[spike3379]

what a normal

[Wizzy`]

n00b can do.

[Xenon]

N00bs are funny

[spike3379]

because they always

[Xenon]

act like noobs,

[spike3379]

so therefor they

[HorNeT]

are n00bs. I

[Xenon]

are well... noobs.

[spike3379]

are n00bs. I

am i very

[Wizzy`]

That made no

[spike3379]

sence so why

[Hellblazer]

is sense spelled

[Sage Thief]

not like "sence"

[Hellblazer]

not like "sence"
(Is this inferring that I was right or he was right in the spelling?)
, but like "sense"?

[Wizzy`]

No, not that.

[mark77xx]

u spelled "sence..."

[Ali]

. SKOF likes to

[Wizzy`]

eat t3h stuff

[Ali]

that candys made

[mark77xx]

of in most

[_Darkness_]

of the little

[Wizzy`]

candy wrappers. I

[_Darkness_]

then saw

[Pyromaster]

a big fat

[Wizzy`]

man, he thought

[Pyromaster]

''what a nice

[Woodland]

Chunky dude, then

[Hellblazer]

a wererabbit came

[Pyromaster]

and ripped his

[meh]

and ripped his
spleen out of

[mark77xx]

his stomach and

[Pyromaster]

ate it with

[meh]

a shiny spork

[_Darkness_]

and a shiny

[Pyromaster]

butchers knife. Then

[Woodland]

Along came Gandalf

[~8ball~]

With his slimy

[spike3379]

little army,they

[speaker4thedead]

shot him in

[WowImAwiz]

the finger so

[Hellblazer]

he could bite

[WowImAwiz]

the nails,then

[The Cheat]

make a nice

[Hellblazer]

nail pie. The

[Wizzy`]

man once said

[spike3379]

he really wanted

[HorNeT]

to get laid.

[spike3379]

then he also

[HorNeT]

wanted to get-blowed-off-his-ass-and-watch-pokemon.

[spike3379]

ride into blexico

[Woodland]

wearing a big

[~8ball~]

Geeky hat saying

[Woodland]

Bicycle, Bicycle, Bicycle

[Wizzy`]

I think I

[Zeratul]

would like to

[Bottle]

post here again. :)

[Wizzy`]

Woot, bottle is

[Bottle]

an absolute God!

[Volcom]

i want to

[Bottle]

worship him forever!

(yep, the ego is still here)

[Zeratul]

ever and ever.

[Bottle]

Moving swiftly on,

[Wizzy`]

Bottle > j00

[Bottle]

but cheese > Bottle.

[Wizzy`]

Cheese > Bottle > j00

[Zeratul]

TAO>Zeratul>Nothing

[Bottle]

inane replies continued.

[Volcom]

Volcom has the

[Bottle]

astounding ability to

[Woodland]

Worship bottle for

[~8ball~]

What its not

[Wizzy`]

Warcow > Bottle > j00 :cool:

[Hellblazer]

(Haha! I find it very funny that both wodland and 8ball have red rep boxes.)
The Cheat show

[Wizzy`]

is the thing

[The Cheat]

that we love

[-57-]

and worship because

[The Cheat]

it's the greatest

[crack class a]

and the most

[The Cheat]

important show TAO

[Hellblazer]

has ever witnessed.

[HorNeT]

Hellblazer eat an

[Bottle]

elephant or I'll

[Wizzy`]

slap you silly.

[Bottle]

Look, here comes

[speaker4thedead]

bottle,TheCheat and

[Bottle]

some cheese! Let's

[ironhorse123]

have some really

[spike3379]

ugly gurl over

[_Darkness_]

a steaming hot

[spike3379]

cup of chili

[The Cheat]

so we can

[spike3379]

feel good. Once

[HorNeT]

I had a

[-57-]

bowl of poop:bigsmile:

[HorNeT]

that-i-threw-in-your-face.

[-57-]

:( which I then

[spike3379]

was mad at

[HorNeT]

spike because he's

[-57-]

alive and not

[HorNeT]

dead. :mad: Jeffery's clowns

[spike3379]

are very creepy/cool

[HorNeT]

well then change it..

[spike3379]

i changed it

[HorNeT]

are very creepy/cool
and scare me

[spike3379]

in a weird

[Pyromaster]

sexual, spiritual way.

[~8ball~]

Whilst touching my

[Pyromaster]

long, hard, thin

[green97sierra]

i swear to god if you dont let this die right at this point, someone will loose their ability to type!

[Pyromaster]

i swear to god if you dont let this die right at this point, someone will loose their ability to type!
Shut up, you fat mofo

[Bottle]

Pyromaster's stupid post

[banditto]

burned my eyes

[ironhorse123]

because he didn't

[Hellblazer]

refer to non-sexual

[Woodland]

Ability to act

[-57-]

like a monkey

[The Cheat]

and throw poo

[spike3379]

at peoples faces

[WowImAwiz]

of ugly people

[HorNeT]

. Monkeys are cool.

[-Dape-]

they swing from

[Woodland]

your mum's muff

[HorNeT]

. Monkeys are cool.

[Wizzy`]

, They fling poo

[Hellblazer]

at monkeys! People

[The Cheat]

like to kick

[-57-]

your mom in

[dirka dirka]

shut the fu

[spike3379]

up you little

[~8ball~]

smelly hairy armpit.

[spike3379]

What would happen

[-57-]

if China wasn't

[HorNeT]

so gay. When

[-57-]

an atom bomb

[Unreal]

Hit Realist And

[ko71991]

get verbally raped.

[Unreal]

(This isn't part of the 3 word story)
LMFAO!
Does that even make sense to the story?? :P

[ko71991]

Monkies fly south.

[Unreal]

To Bite Ko

[Wizzy`]

in the ass


EDIT: What a great 900th post... :)

[Unreal]

very hard and

(lmfao wizzy)

[ko71991]

become his slaves.

[Unreal]

And Do Inapropriate

[ko71991]

Notice the period.

[Unreal]

Oh, well you put a period at the end of all your posts! How am I able to continue the story? :|
(wasn't a part of the story)

[spike3379]

Who is the

[Unreal]

slave of realist

[spike3379]

it seems to

[Wizzy`]

be the one

[Unreal]

just right to

[spike3379]

to the place

[Unreal]

where realist died

[22woger22]

where realist died
Realist died? YAY!

[Unreal]

woger buried realist

[HorNeT]

then-I-dug-realist-up-and-took-wogers-mask-off-to-see-that-it-was-unreal.

[spike3379]

but then woger/realist

[Cosmo88]

grabbed a shovel...

[spike3379]

the he wacked

[Cosmo88]

realist's dead body

[spike3379]

which then got

[-57-]

eaten by a

[Xenon]

Giant african bullfrog.

[Unreal]

Then Realist Died.

[The Cheat]

One day in

[Unreal]

Realist's Fat Body

[The Cheat]

Unreal died. So

[Unreal]

Realist did too

[The Cheat]

. Bill wants to

[Unreal]

Make The Cheat

[The Cheat]

king of Earth.

[Unreal]

So he can

[The Cheat]

give him cake

[Unreal]

With lots of

[The Cheat]

gold and power

[Unreal]

On top? So,

[The Cheat]

unreal stopped posting.

[Unreal]

So Realist died,

[HorNeT]

and-unreal pwned j00!

[The Cheat]

I want mt.dew

[Wizzy`]

Unreal should stop

[Unreal]

TC drank mt.dew

EDIT: Whoops, typed too slow/Ok I'll stop posting now.

[Wizzy`]

And unreal died. :)

[Xenon]

W00t, he died :p

[The Cheat]

A party will

[Unreal]

Worship me. And,

(Ok now I'll stop)

[Xenon]

celebrate his n00biness :D

[HorNeT]

take-place-to-celebrate-his-death. :cool: :rolleyes: ;)

[Wizzy`]

Who is Unreal?


(Seriously..did he just like come here one day? Or does he have another accnt?)

[The Cheat]

The sun is

[Xenon]

extremely hot and

[Unreal]

Who is Unreal?


(Seriously..did he just like come here one day? Or does he have another accnt?)

Actually I cam here TWO days ago!! :D
(To the forums)
But I've been playing TAO for a while on Army, but after the wipe a while ago I stopped playing, Then instead of re-creating another account in Army, I joined the forums. :D

EDIT: I suck at day timing, yeah it was one day ago >.<

[The Cheat]

will be renamed

[Xenon]

as "unreal n00b"

[Unreal]

That was rude.

[The Cheat]

But very funny.

[Xenon]

I totally Agree.

[Wizzy`]

Unreal is t3h

[The Cheat]

loser of TAO.

[Xenon]

He needs to

[The Cheat]

get a life

[Xenon]

and go to

[spike3379]

noob school then

[Xenon]

fail with G-

[spike3379]

while getting a