BETTER three word story (no flaming!)

[Hellblazer]

awesome! Grandmothers smell

[Anarchy_United]

like blueberry muffins.

[Hellblazer]

Except when they

[The Cheat]

make the sun

[Buster]

go away for

[Hellblazer]

ever. Then darkness

[Anarchy_United]

will cover the

[Buster]

Dark Mage of

[Wizzy`]

the place, where

[TripleSeven]

the land is

[†D.R† Leader]

brown and pink

[Hellblazer]

and pink died.

[Pyromaster]

And black rulz!!

[Xenon]

Learn to spell :D

[8ball]

Because i lick

[Buster]

many many people

[8ball]

While eating there

[Xenon]

because you are

[8ball]

a loser and

[*ace*]

old, full of

[Buster]

love and hearts

[kegsworth]

yet futile and

[Buster]

dumb. I lost

[kegsworth]

my aunt betty's

[Xenon]

complete trash. Lets

[8ball]

Have a gangbang

[Xenon]

. Shut up now.

This is getting sickening.

[*ace*]

does that mean its the end :( hope not...... my turn.............

with my favourite.... (skipped Xenon's msg :bigsmile: )

[golden man]

pet monkey I

[Anarchy_United]

shat myself. Then

[Phate]

left for bulgaria

[spike3379]

then stoped in

[some1udontknow]

a hotel in

[8ball]

The middle of

[x-useme]

a vast deserted

[mantis33]

bar, where I

[Hellblazer]

drank illegally. Due

[Xenon]

to major operations

[kegsworth]

on my left

[wolf-boy]

There was an

[Xenon]

idiot who assumed

[kegsworth]

cows were horses

[wolf-boy]

and wielded a

[kegsworth]

large triple spiked

[wolf-boy]

Summer sausage, equipped

[Xenon]

with laser point.

[mantis33]

When I left

[The Cheat]

the party died.

[Anarchy_United]

So I ate

[spike3379]

a peice of

[†D.R† Leader]

mankey purple soap

[Xenon]

used to wash

[†twilight_drag†]

but dont now

[mantis33]

Later I faked

[abelmister]

eating a cake

[wolf-boy]

Full of killer

[kegsworth]

pesticides dilluted with

[Xenon]

water and beer.

[8ball]

Later that day

[Xenon]

I got drunk,

[8ball]

and shot my

[Xenon]

cat in the

[mantis33]

large intestine repeatedly.

[Xenon]

This lead to

[mantis33]

immense internal bleeding

[Phate]

then a large

[ExpectDeath]

blob of marshmellows

[Phate]

flew to illiniois

[mantis33]

to watch Cubs

[Xenon]

dance and have

[mantis33]

naughty relations with

[Xenon]

Jenna Jameson because

[mantis33]

she is hot!!!!!!!

[Xenon]

Good taste, eh?

[mantis33]

Anyway, he later

P.S. everyone check out the joke thread, I've got some pretty funny ones. :p

[Xenon]

had a bit

[golden man]

of apple pie

[mantis33]

filled with large

[Phate]

canadian wild boars

[Xenon]

roaming free around

[mantis33]

the vast countryside.

[Phate]

of pie crust

[mantis33]

Later that day,

[spike3379]

the police showed

[Hellblazer]

old ladies their

[spike3379]

parking ticket and

[Anarchy_United]

how to eat

[spike3379]

a big pie.

[golden man]

Pie Is Good

[Phate]

so good that

[Xenon]

I love to

[mantis33]

rub my anus

[golden man]

into the pie.

[Xenon]

That is filthy. :bad:

[golden man]

But feels good :bigsmile:

[Xenon]

Does it? How?

[kegsworth]

Stupid is it

[golden man]

but its fun :eek:

[Xenon]

I don't see

[ExpectDeath]

How someone so

[8ball]

idiotic can be

[Vie]

so sexy and

[8ball]

irrestible with your

[Phate]

dumb. Yesterday I

[Vie]

laughed my ass

[8ball]

of when i

[Vie]

snorted peppermints in

[8ball]

my nose then

[Buster]

a straw showed

[8ball]

my nostrel hit

[Phate]

the bottom of

[Vie]

a retard. Then

[golden man]

I picked my

[Vie]

wedgie and licked

[golden man]

my pet monkey

[Phate]

which tasted like

[Vie]

bananas! I will

[Phate]

never eat round

[Vie]

a round table

[spike3379]

because you wil

[Vie]

sleep with the

[golden man]

pet monkey who

[Vie]

throws poop in

[8ball]

it's own mouth

[Xenon]

This is disgusting.

[8ball]

and its horrid

[Xenon]

Notice the period.

(dumbasses never do, do they?)

[Vie]

I like periods. :P

[golden man]

Periods give me

[Vie]

a love connection

[IYF]

on a horse

[golden man]

because horses taste

[Xenon]

like cheval meat.

[Anarchy_United]

"OMFG!!!" Exclaimed George

[Lone2Wolf]

When he saw

[golden man]

a dog humping

[Xenon]

another. Stop Blaspheming.

[golden man]

Ok, so I -.-

[Hellblazer]

died and then

[ExpectDeath]

was reincarnated by

[Hellblazer]

Satan. Men like

[ko71991]

anything that's curved&moves

:p

[Coffin Fedder]

like fire, Shove

[Hellblazer]

, which is women.

[ko71991]

Breaking bread is

[Hellblazer]

non-Jewish. Jews rock!

[The Cheat]

In other news

[ExpectDeath]

the cheat was

[The Cheat]

declared GOD. In

[spike3379]

the underworld, the

[The Cheat]

beaver wear lots

[Vie]

of religous emblems!

[Vie]

I like to

[ko71991]

stop double posting.

[Vie]

Double posting is

[Xenon]

for geeks like

[Sensai]

Vie and Xenon

[Xenon]

. Meh, I don't

(I am not a geek)

[Vie]

love Sensai like

[Xenon]

, like I do.

[8ball]

But then sensai

[Vie]

will perish beneath

[8ball]

his skin because

[Xenon]

I owned him. ;):D

[Sensai]

You sure are a geek!!

Sensai wasn't owned

[Vie]

by Xenon, but

[Xenon]

by his own

[skylore]

inner sexual needs

[Xenon]

, this lead to

[Sensai]

several irreversible illnesses

[Vie]

. Vie owned him!

[Sensai]

You owned who?

[8ball]

,one of these

[Vie]

noobs named sensai!

[Sensai]

Very funny guys,

[Vie]

you should be

[golden man]

crying about now,

[Cross Punisher]

seeing as you

[x-useme]

have lost your

[Vie]

right to vote.

[RKO21]

But after that,

[kegsworth]

the governer will

[RKO21]

proclaim to citizens,

[Sensai]

"talking is prohibited"

[Xenon]

yet they carried

[Sensai]

insufficient evidence to

[Clacker]

make people believe

[Sensai]

that taking's prohibited

[Xenon]

, because they are

[Sensai]

Oblivious t'the fact

[kegsworth]

that most talkers

[Sensai]

don't actually talk

[Xenon]

simply because they

[Sensai]

can't be bothered

[Xenon]

to do anything.

[kegsworth]

Yet they always

[Sensai]

seem to find

[Xenon]

a way out.

[kegsworth]

Most incessant talkers

[Xenon]

like me and

[kegsworth]

some other people (whom will not be mentioned :D)

[Xenon]

, who continue to

[Cliche]

, who continue to

Suck on eggs

[Xenon]

which also happen

[kegsworth]

in the era

[Xenon]

of ham sandwiches.

[8ball]

But cheese sandiwches

[Xenon]

are t3h pwnz0rz.

[mantis33]

because of their

[Xenon]

. Notice the period.

[Sensai]

Sensai always do.

[Xenon]

I pwn Sensai. :)

[mantis33]

I travelled to

[Xenon]

Egypt to find

[mantis33]

the temple of

[Mman]

pretty pink ponies

[Vie]

which eat PB&J

[Xenon]

. I love all

[Vie]

the prostitutes in

[Hellblazer]

Santa's workshop. They

[Mman]

are presents for

[Xenon]

good little boys

[Mman]

and sometimes girls

[Xenon]

. I hate having

[kegsworth]

look-a-likes

[Mman]

who like to

[kegsworth]

look like the

[Mman]

backstreet boys and

[Xenon]

eminem. Eminem is

[kegsworth]

the best caucasian

[bobdagangsta]

who like nothing

[Xenon]

to do with

[Mman]

fruitcake in the

[Xenon]

baking tin. We

[Mman]

like to eat

[golden man]

turky because its

[Mman]

delicious with potatoes

[Xenon]

. Roast Potatoes are

[The Cheat]

really good for

[Cosmo88]

eating on Thanksgiving.

[mantis33]

Speaking of Thanksgiving,

[The Cheat]

people will travel

[Cosmo88]

to Kenya because

[mantis33]

people there jump

[Hellblazer]

into lava. Umbrellas

[The Cheat]

are really stupid.

[golden man]

But they are

[Hellblazer]

stupid. Hamsters, however,

[The Cheat]

eat lots of

[Mman]

cherry pie and