BETTER three word story (no flaming!)

[Cosmo88]

little boys named

[mantis33]

Frederick Arthur Taylor.

[Hellblazer]

He had umbrellas.

[legacy67]

In any event

[Cosmo88]

steroids are considered

[mantis33]

morally wrong and

[Cosmo88]

unfair sportsmanship. Kenya,

[legacy67]

uses ephederine supposatories

[mantis33]

to cheat in

[spike3379]

many things like,

[Bullet Time]

fixing washing machines,

[mantis33]

and the Olympics.

[Hellblazer]

Special Ed kids

[Volcom]

just like me

[spike3379]

because i am

[Bullet Time]

a bloodthirsty murderer

[kegsworth]

looking for a

[Xenon]

victim to murder.

(obviously ;))

[mantis33]

The King's flatulance

[Vie]

saved the princess

[Krome]

because it was

[bobdagangsta]

in my house

[golden man]

by making him

[Krome]

slap them into

[Buster]

A pwnful Dragon

[Bullet Time]

that used heat-vision

[Swordz]

to melt cheese

[_Darkness_]

that came from

[Swordz]

the dairy farm...

[Bullet Time]

of immanent doom!

[Xenon]

Things are needed

[Bullet Time]

to be shot

[Krome]

because of certain

[Bullet Time]

redeeming qualities that

[mantis33]

pertain to the

[Cuathon]

factor of 47,

[mantis33]

not to be

[Krome]

forgotten is the

[Cuathon]

giant enormous turkey

[kegsworth]

that martin luther

[mantis33]

King Jr. has

[Bullet Time]

on Tuesday mornings

[mantis33]

during his coffee

[Bullet Time]

break that involves

[kegsworth]

dancing around a

[mantis33]

pole just like

[Bullet Time]

a trained monkey

[Cuathon]

who has lost

[Bullet Time]

his driving licence

[Buster]

because he was

[bobdagangsta]

being a dummy

[mantis33]

involved in a

[Buster]

rock candy fight.

[mantis33]

During the fight,

[Buster]

a man lost

[Bullet Time]

three fingers, four

[x-useme]

toes and one

[Buster]

eye. This man

[mantis33]

big fat d*** <<<<IT SAYS DRUM YOU PERVERT!!!:p

[Buster]

left the town

[mantis33]

so that he

[Buster]

become a singer

[mantis33]

for the Beach

[Bullet Time]

Rhinos and some

[Buster]

of Arizona. He

[kegsworth]

likes to keep

[Swordz]

in mid hell

[Buster]

go to the

[Swordz]

donkeys that like

[Buster]

pees. I left

[mantis33]

myself unprotected during

[Swordz]

a wrestling match

[Bullet Time]

between me, myself

[Swordz]

and a rhino

[mantis33]

Swordz likes rhinos

[Xenon]

as he is

[Swordz]

not a rhino

[Xenon]

but a fanatic.

[Bullet Time]

Robots steal jelly

[Xenon]

because its good.

[Swordz]

(disreguarding xenons senseless post)

jelly is good...

[Xenon]

Sence-less?

1. Sence-less is spelled senseless
and
2. It was in no way senseless

[Bullet Time]

Um ...

Santa Claus exploded

[Xenon]

due to serious

[Swordz]

(before you edited it it was senseless...

and yes I've always wondered how to spell senseless, good job xenon lol)

mass killings in

[†twilight_drag†]

Causing the presents

[Xenon]

posted too quick, sorry.
But...

....to fly everywhere.

[Bullet Time]

Flying classes are

[Swordz]

retarded like pokemon :)

[Xenon]

Its spelled retarded.

[Swordz]

I'm stupid today

[Bullet Time]

said the mindless

[Swordz]

swordz who's bored.

[Xenon]

Like someone named

[Bullet Time]

Fred M. Nobrains

[Xenon]

I suck because

[Bullet Time]

the toilet overflowed

[Xenon]

when I flushed

[Swordz]

it ate a

[Xenon]

Whole roll of

[Lex]

Pretty Pink Marbles.

[Bullet Time]

Teddy bears will

[golden man]

take over the

[mantis33]

world in approximately

[Cosmo88]

17481873985723905325792324984985725072 million years. So

[Cliche]

17481873985723905325792324984985725072 million years. So

, we will all

[golden man]

prepare to be

[mantis33]

slaughtered, butchered, and

[Swordz]

sliced to peices.

[Mman]

not to mention

[golden man]

being eaten by

[Swordz]

giant rabid monkeys.

[Mman]

with rabies and

[spike3379]

Lil Sidekicks With

[mantis33]

off-brand ipods and

[Swordz]

flashy dvd players

[Bullet Time]

armed with plasma

[mantis33]

rifles from Timesplitters

[Bullet Time]

2: Future Perfect.

[golden man]

But yet still

[Xenon]

needing a good

[mantis33]

spanking, I went

[Xenon]

to the bathroom

[mantis33]

to release a

[Xenon]

very much needed

[mantis33]

fart that shook

[Xenon]

the world into

[mantis33]

another Ice Age!!!!!!

*GASP* :confused:

[Xenon]

How could you!!

[mantis33]

I don't know!!!

[Pyromaster]

After the iceage,

[Xenon]

we all did

[bobdagangsta]

a little dance

[golden man]

calld the funny

[Xenon]

warp. After that

[x-useme]

we arranged a

[Xenon]

good 'ole partay!!

[Cross Punisher]

Nobody showed up:(

[mantis33]

So we decided

[golden man]

to throw another

[Xenon]

party later that

[Woodland]

day. we drank.

[The Cheat]

Did you know

[sooner4life]

carrots really do

[golden man]

not look orange

[sooner4life]

but really look

[Shadow-Elf]

a deep void

[Xenon]

shadow was creeping
(finally he is banned, I can't stand him)

[abelmister]

up to a

[banditto]

really annoying abelmister.

[Hellblazer]

Cats hate dogs.

[mantis33]

Are you sure? :confused:

[-Dape-]

no i'm not

[bobdagangsta]

quite sure as

[Shadow-Wolf]

dogs love santas (someone say leg)

[-Dape-]

leg and Miss

[mantis33]

leg...... (why was I supposed to say that again???)

[bobdagangsta]

a shot put

[-Dape-]

was fired in

[mantis33]

the desert around

[Xenon]

a swarm of

[-Dape-]

chickens was running

[Xenon]

towards me. I

(Grammar check Dape, it's... "chickens were running")

[-Dape-]

screamed like a
(sorry my mistake)

[Xenon]

maniac who has

[-Dape-]

a mental illness

[Xenon]

due to serious

[Phate]

head-force-trauma

[Xenon]

because he had

[mike_slater]

a bullet in

[Xenon]

the ass, therefore

[abelmister]

his big fat

[Xenon]

head got traumatized.

(Where is this going?)

[mike_slater]

then he had

[Xenon]

a great big

[Cosmo88]

poster of Xenon.

[mike_slater]

then he knew

[Cosmo88]

Xenon is cool/hot/sexy/exciting/random.

Edit: I like talking about Xenon, so rawr, bite me.

[mike_slater]

then he thought

[Xenon]

Xenon is cool/hot/sexy/exciting/random.

Edit: I like talking about Xenon, so rawr, bite me.

Why thanks you.

[Cosmo88]

I put a period dude...End of this whatever guy >.> You're just in it for the PC +1...

(that was meant for mike_slater)

(continues the story)

he turned suicidal.

[Xenon]

This lead too

[Phate]

Xenon's excruiciating death

[bobdagangsta]

while kissing Phate

[kegsworth]

in a dark

[-57-]

room without any

[Xenon]

light at all.

(stfu, I hate phate)

[-57-]

Xenon likes to

[Phate]

think about phate

(I like Xenon)

[-57-]

and how phate

[sooner4life]

thinks about Xenon

[-57-]

and how hot

[sooner4life]

I am :rolleyes:.

[Shadow-Wolf]

i thought you

[-57-]

where my mom:confused: :huh: :( :p .

[Anarchy_United]

57 cows jumped

[iownu4money]

over the tank

[-57-]

into the river.

[Pyromaster]

While wearing spandex

[Phate]

that looked like

[Pyromaster]

a big hotdog.

[Phate]

Now I have

[Pyromaster]

a fat ding-dong

[sooner4life]

that is so

[Xenon]

sexy and lovable.

[3IVA]

sexy and lovable.

Thanks for that Xenon, I laughed my ass off :p

----------^^^Not Part OF The Story^^^-------------


Luminous streaks of...

[Xenon]

bacon which is

(6 posts and 300+ rep, not bad)

[3IVA]

boiling on a

(6 posts and 300+ rep, not bad)

(They must have pitty for old guys :p)

[Xenon]

pan, which happens

(send me the pic in your banner, without the name and the spray in front of the nipples and I will turn it into a proper banner if you want. If you want that then, pm it to me.)

[3IVA]

to fall on...

[Xenon]

your head. This

(Check your pm's)

[3IVA]

Community of TAOists...

[kegsworth]

are prolly the

[3IVA]

best group of

[Xenon]

people in the

[golden man]

world which I

[bobdagangsta]

have ever met

[Guilded Dragon]

so when i

[Phate]

look at the

[bobdagangsta]

dead birds in

[Xenon]

stars I feel

[Phate]

really bad about

[Xenon]

the people who

[-57-]

hate you. One

[3IVA]

drink of beer...

[Xenon]

later I felt

[-57-]

like smelly poop:) .

[Xenon]

How can you?

[*ace*]

do that to

[Xenon]

to post faster.

[*ace*]

to post faster.
you killed it

lol:p

[3IVA]

Xenon wants a..

[Xenon]

nice slow *filter*.

[Cuathon]

A giant walking

[*ace*]

full of a

(g2g peace people)

[Xenon]

big and fat

[3IVA]

turkies for Christmas.

[sooner4life]

Why are kiwis

[3IVA]

so sexy and...

[1336]

ur so gross

[The Cheat]

and yet so

[1336]

many people dont

[Buster]

like pie. The

[1336]

other people say

[Cuathon]

first thing I

[1336]

do when I

[Buster]

sleep is sleep!

[sooner4life]

Some fat dude

[The Cheat]

once stole the

[Phate]

a fake x-mas-tree