BETTER three word story (no flaming!)

[The Cheat]

which he sold

[Phate]

in an alley

[The Cheat]

to a very

[Phate]

long and dark

[The Cheat]

Mole King. The

[Phate]

Krazy Kangaroo Krawled

[The Cheat]

under water to

[Phate]

find his old

[-57-]

best freind named

[The Cheat]

Chris P Bacon.

[-57-]

Everyone once was

[The Cheat]

at a party

[-57-]

without any beer:( .

[The Cheat]

Soon it will

[-57-]

be time to

[kvon78]

dance to the

[-57-]

mario music. Mario

[kvon78]

needs his own

[-57-]

country to rule.

[Lone2Wolf]

However, he smells

[-57-]

like poop and

[sooner4life]

cheesey nachos. Smiles

[-57-]

are over rated.

[Phate]

Laughing Penguins are

[Xenon]

quite hilarious. Noobs

[-57-]

piss me off.

[†twilight_drag†]

As do the,

[kvon78]

little things that

[-57-]

act like they

[sooner4life]

are Steve Jobs.

[golden man]

Why are the

[-57-]

ads here it's

[mantis33]

slowing my computer

[-57-]

down to nothing .

[Xenon]

These ad's suck.

[Diego0865]

Like the first

[HorNeT]

time I looked

[abelmister]

at a mega

[golden man]

cheeseburger ad I

[Phate]

found in a

[8ball]

newspaper that i

[Xenon]

picked up from

[Phate]

a local shop

[Xenon]

on the east

[-57-]

side of Chicago.

[Phate]

Yesterday I went

[Xenon]

to the park

[-57-]

and had a

[Cuathon]

very large rear

[Buster]

it was great.

[-57-]

Chinease people like

[Cuathon]

rice and chicken,

[Hellblazer]

but not Bush.

[Buster]

I think that

[3IVA]

Buster's judges pwn. :cool:

[Buster]

Join the Pivot

[Xenon]

circling the ring

[abelmister]

of power.Dont

[Xenon]

get confused with

[bobdagangsta]

Xenon = Krome

[Xenon]

because bobdagangsta is

[Shadow-Wolf]

not really a

[Buster]

gangsta. Buster is

[Xenon]

a wanksta and

[arie]

a fat kanksta

[-57-]

that owns you.:rolleyes:

[Buster]

57 pwns you

[-57-]

and everyone else.

[Buster]

I think Slinger

[bobdagangsta]

should get a

[Buster]

new acc. then

[bobdagangsta]

get a bad

[arie]

nose job at

[-57-]

your house then

[bobdagangsta]

go to the

[-57-]

party at bob's

[Xenon]

crib. I want

[3IVA]

a beer. Once...

[Buster]

I lost my

[-57-]

verginity to your

[Shadow-Wolf]

grandmother and we

[golden man]

got caught so

[sooner4life]

we got pwnz0r3d.

[3IVA]

The cow jumped..

[Hellblazer]

over t3h moon.

[sooner4life]

Ugly people hate

[-57-]

hot people like

[Buster]

verginity to your
Sick

Story: Me. After that

[golden man]

I fell down

[The Cheat]

and we laughed

[Anarchy_United]

and you got

[Morning Star]

your auntie's gun

[-57-]

to shoot it

[Buster]

99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999(it goes on) times till

[3IVA]

it kills you.

[kegsworth]

Yet seemed to

[abelmister]

kill a monkey

[Buster]

that lived in

[golden man]

the trash can

[RKO21]

that belonged to

[Buster]

the Cookie Monster.

[kvon78]

Later that day

[3IVA]

Beer got knighted.

[x-useme]

Two days later

[Shadow-Wolf]

beer kind of

[Buster]

lost the point.

[DULA]

SO, now I

[-57-]

have to go.

[Buster]

The best place

[golden man]

to drink beer

[-57-]

is in a

[Buster]

2 year olds

[Xenon]

love to shout.

[The Cheat]

In the river

[-57-]

I pee. The

[The Cheat]

big fat silly

[-57-]

clown ate all

[x-useme]

tuna meat casserole

[-57-]

and it was

[3IVA]

disgusting. The Administrators...

[x-useme]

decided to save

[Buster]

nothing the same.

[3IVA]

Stop the Legendizing!

[golden man]

NevER we shall

[Hellblazer]

overthrow the president.

[Jonbenet]

so we will

[Buster]

Stop the Legendizing!

[x-useme]

in order to

[Buster]

make it so

[-57-]

that you can

[Buster]

a cool Petition (http://www.tacticsarena.com/forum/showthread.php?t=22253)

[TripleSeven]

so sign up

[-57-]

or die:mad:. Well

[3IVA]

Legendizing sucks. So...

[golden man]

I will just

[3IVA]

stop it. The

[Xenon]

noobs of christmas

[golden man]

shall recieve lumps

[Buster]

poo. If I

[Xenon]

found coal stuffed

Edit: Buster, do you have to be disgusting? Expect a neg coming your way as soon as I can.

[Buster]

in my mom

[Hellblazer]

, so Buster shutup.

[I BEAT MATHEWS]

Please, it gets

[Primary Target]

annoying as hell

[The Cheat]

when it's cold

[3IVA]

outside. Buster left.

[x-useme]

Two days later...

[bobdagangsta]

to go the

[legacy67]

nipple clamp factory

[Guilded Dragon]

and then he

[Memo Book]

fell off his

[-57-]

butt and onto

[golden man]

a bottomless hole

[Memo Book]

then he laid

[x-useme]

in the hole

[-57-]

and slowly died:) .

[Link9]

A little bird
(This is the only thing that i missed from this place....)

[-57-]

got shot down

[Memo Book]

and then he

[-57-]

was impailed on

[Xenon]

ten thousand nails.

[†twilight_drag†]

on my bed

[Guilded Dragon]

on which i

[The Cheat]

humped a fat

[Buster]

Zebra for about

[meet the fudger]

read next post (not part of story)

[meet the fudger]

99 hours then,

[Buster]

I left the

[-57-]

house and then

[x-useme]

I went to

[Buster]

your momma's house

[-57-]

and "had fun" :D :p .

[Buster]

(not part of story "you sicko 57)
Your daddy came

[-57-]

you sicko

Thank you :p

back to the story: to the box

[Xenon]

and watched it

[Guilded Dragon]

until he sat

[Archer's Arrow]

There for very

[Guilded Dragon]

very long time

[-Dape-]

Picking his noses

[Guilded Dragon]

then ran outside

[Xenon]

to have a

[Guilded Dragon]

big chunk of

[Xenon]

Galaxy™ chocolate. Whereas,

[Guilded Dragon]

he went skydiving,

[Xenon]

to maintain certain

[Guilded Dragon]

he wouldnt live

[Xenon]

to survive the

[Guilded Dragon]

lions in kenya

[Xenon]

. Only in Kenya.

(Lets just carry on posting lol)

[-Dape-]

Crying becasue he.

[Guilded Dragon]

wanted his mommy

[Xenon]

because he is

[Guilded Dragon]

he wanted to

[Xenon]

go and suck

[Hellblazer]

a trout. Men

[-57-]

like to go

[Hellblazer]

to massacres. In

[-57-]

a box was

[Xenon]

a big, juicy

[Archer's Arrow]

Half eaten apple

[Xenon]

completely covered in

[Archer's Arrow]

Crusty maggots with

[Xenon]

a few worms.

[Buster]

So this guy

[x-useme]

ran to the

[Buster]

place next to

[imagination]

i like pie

[Hellblazer]

, but died. He

[-57-]

went to Hell.

[golden man]

Hell is a

[Xenon]

We all went

[-57-]

to a box

[Xenon]

to have a

[-57-]

good time. Joey

[Hellblazer]

has a friend

[Xenon]

called Ross from

[-57-]

pre-school who likes

[Xenon]

to "have fun".

[-Dape-]

playing football. He

[Buster]

lost his right

[Xenon]

foot due to

[Buster]

a weird car

[Xenon]

running over it.

[The Cheat]

Winter weather sucks

[Buster]

if you live

[Xenon]

in London like

[Buster]

some people that

[Xenon]

own tao harsh.

[Buster]

One Day I

[3IVA]

slapped a whore.

[Xenon]

right on her

[Buster]

left and right

[-57-]

then shot her :cool: :p .

[Guilded Dragon]

then stepped on

[Buster]

a cat when

[-57-]

a big blob

[Buster]

of Mrs. Sizemore (Not part of story: lol she is a teacher at my school and shes fat)

[-57-]

fell on me.

[golden man]

When will life

[-57-]

be more like

[3IVA]

pudding. Moderators/Administrators pwn. :cool:

[*ace*]

NEW SENTENCE.

I wish I

[Morning Star]

could speak swahili

[-57-]

so then I

[Buster]

tallk to my

[x-useme]

you set that up for a racist remark >_<

someone else go...

[Buster]

Ill go but it was racist

my Bro. I

[Xenon]

am a stupid

[golden man]

monkey who likes

[Xenon]

to be a